Chapter 103: The Adjutant of the Soft Bones

Haoyi originally planned to directly kidnap the rebel general and the four lieutenant officers and go out of the city directly. However, the armored car had just left the base not far away, and Simon's unintentional words made Haoyi temporarily change his mind.

At that time, Haoyi held a grenade and dragged Simon, carried a pistol in his right hand, sat in the armored car with a big grin, squinting and humming a nursery rhyme that made Simon and the others a little crazy. "Two two two goods run fast, run fast, one is pulled by my neck, the other is pointed by my nose, it's weird, it's weird......"

"I said, even if you execute a prisoner, you don't have such mental torture!" After being tossed by Haoyi repeatedly, Old Simon suddenly became much older, standing in the rickety armored car with his trousers in both hands, and begged with a wry smile: "This, what, hero, can we stop singing first?" ”

"Yes, yes, hero, don't sing it yet, okay?" The pale-faced Larxi and the three lieutenant officers hurriedly followed with a frown and begged Haoyi. As for Haoyi's methods, these people can be regarded as a solid understanding, coupled with his hidden attribute - superpowers, so that these officers reluctantly accept the fact of being captured. At present, these officers are following Simon and invariably using the word "hero" to scold Haoyi.

"Hey, if you want me to say that you two goods, how can you be stupid and independent? I don't even know how to appreciate such beautiful songs and beautiful singing voices! Haoyi, who had no shame, actually put on a sad appearance without shame, and said: "Besides, Lao Tzu has run for most of the universe, and he came here to perform for you for free, and not charging you an appearance fee is enough to give you face, and he actually slandered that this is mental torture!" What an old guy who doesn't know what to do! ”

"Uh...... "Old Simon now regrets that he will go to inspect the XXX area project on a whim, and the probability of meeting this perverted guy in front of him is probably not much higher than being struck by lightning." Ahem, what is this hero called? ”

"Young Master Ben, if you don't change your name, you won't change your surname! Hao Yi Hao, the eldest young master, is also! Haoyi rolled his eyes and glared at Simon, and said in the tone of those awesome characters in the novel: "What's the matter? What does the old guy have to be honest about? ”

"Hao, Hao Hero, are you really not a ghost agent?" Old Simon seemed to have slowly gotten used to Haoyi's somewhat incomprehensible tone, and asked curiously with his eyes wide.

"You're fucking Alzheimer's? How many times has Lao Tzu told you that Young Master Ben is a living person, not a ghost! Haoyi scolded impatiently: "Okay, stay honest, Lao Tzu still wants to take you, the lord with flowers on the top, to exchange some military merits for Lao Tzu, and mix some bounty flowers by the way." ”

"Not a ghost agent?" Hearing Haoyi confirm that he was not a ghost agent, Old Simon's face eased and his heart relaxed, sighed lightly, and seemed to be talking to himself in a low voice: "That's good, that's good, that means that the Federal Military Department at least doesn't know about the wormhole Jihua!" Whew, it's good to go out of the city, at least you don't have to be martyred for the wormhole jihua! ”

Although the armored car was full of the roar of the engine, Haoyi, who was on the tip of his ear, still heard Simon's words clearly, his eyes flashed, and his heart moved, and then he remembered the conversation he had heard between Simon and these officers when they had just stepped into the control room in the control room. At that time, Haoyi was so bent on thinking about how to slip out from under the noses of these officers, and didn't pay much attention to Simon's conversation. At this time, hearing Old Simon's self-talk, that conversation actually resurfaced in Haoyi's mind.

"What did you just say, old fellow?" Haoyi's mind flickered repeatedly, and he suddenly narrowed his small eyes, put away his original grinning face, and asked coldly.

"No, nothing!" Old Simon realized that he had just lost his mind and showed a little bit of his mouth, and his old face changed and he covered up slyly: "I mean, whether you go out of the city, I also want to see the snow outside Manta!" ”

"Fuck you! Your relatives live outside the city! Hao Yi's two small eyes glared suddenly, making Old Simon unconsciously excited, but he didn't expect Hao Yi to have such sharp eyes.

"Tell me honestly, what kind of messy wormhole jihua is going on?" Hao Yi stood up suddenly, he was wearing CMC armor, his figure was too tall, inside this narrow armored car, the head with a holographic helmet actually hit the top of the cabin with a bang, and Hao Yi grinned in pain: "What else is there before dark, eliminate the main force of an expeditionary force?" It's all 1510 explained clearly, don't hide it with Lao Tzu, otherwise Lao Tzu will let you go to see your eighteenth generation ancestors now! As he spoke, Haoyi raised the laser pistol that had opened the safety and aimed it neatly at Simon's forehead.

"Hao hero, spare your life! I don't know exactly what the wormhole jihua is about! I have a bigger officer in charge of it, and I'm only in charge of a part of the execution of Jihua! Simon regretted that his intestines were almost green at this time, and he hurriedly made up a pretense to fool Haoyi over.

"Don't me and talk about erhu!" Haoyi glared and scolded, his small eyes rolled slightly, and then he sneered: "Don't say it, right?" Well, Lao Tzu has a way! After that, Haoyi swept around Larxi and other officers, causing a chill to rise behind these people unconsciously, and they shivered in unison.

"Since your general refuses to speak, then I have no choice but to wronged you, let you go and report to Satan in hell first, saying that Lao Tzu will take your general's head as a reward, and send him to accompany you!" As he spoke, Hao Yi's eyes rolled, and he raised his gun to aim at the lowest-ranking captain officer, and smiled evilly: "Let's start with you!" ”

"Spare your life!" Looking at the black muzzle, the captain officer was so frightened that cold sweat broke out from his forehead, and his legs were so weak that he fell to his knees on the floor of the carriage. He knelt down this time, because he had a belt attached to a major next to him tied around his waist, and two grenades were hung on the belt, so frightened that the major quickly knelt down in order to prevent the grenade on the belt from falling.

So, just like playing dominoes, the four officers who were tied together actually fell to their knees in unison, and Colonel Larhi, who was so angry that he crooked his nose and almost vomited blood again.

"I say, I say! He's our highest commander here, Major General Simon! There is no one with a higher rank than him! The captain pleaded in a trembling voice, "Don't kill me!" I have a hundred-year-old mother in my family and a son who has just completed the moon, and I am a hero! ”

"......" Regarding the performance of this captain, not only Simon and the others were full of black lines, but even Haoyi was speechless for a while.

"Why should I believe you?" Haoyi's heart flashed and he continued to question.

"Because I'm his captain aide-de-camp!" The captain pleaded with snot and tears: "Don't kill me, hero! ”