Chapter 862: No matter how dark your belly is, there is a time to eat deflated
Chapter 862: No matter how dark your belly is, there are times when you are deflated
You can't always guess what the Protoss thinks, Bingdis dares to lead his bishop and guardian knight to collect protection money at the "gate" of the temple, not to mention, even Dingdong, once the brain is wrong, there is always an amazing move, in order to experience what it feels like to see the sauna on TV, she actually came up with the idea to find a pot to cook herself, and what is even more strange is that Monina, as Dingdong's subordinate, actually took on the role of aiding and abusive in this serious abnormal action.
That's right, Monina boiled the water, and she boiled her own captain with her own hands......
Of course, I know that it is impossible to do any harm to Ding Dong by waiting for a pot of boiling water, but you have to understand, we usually use this pot to cook, and this will have to be recalled every time I eat in the future, when I remember that it was used to boil Ding Dong, do you think I can still eat it?
I have already 'handed over' the blood sample collected from Mars to Dingdong, she just 'touched' the blood sample, and the latter disappeared without knowing where the Dao had gone, and when I asked, I realized that Dingdong had transformed it into a "concept" and uploaded it to the Divine Realm, so that those experts in the Divine Realm could analyze the origin of these life samples.
Ding Dong continued to arch over my shoulder, the little thing is still glowing with a lovely pink "color", it was originally a little guy carved with pink "jade", now it looks like there is a crystal clear feeling, she just came out of the pot when the faint aroma on her body has dissipated, now only close can you faintly smell a little refreshing but impossible to distinguish the aroma, I now have two points that are more sleepy "confused", the first is that such a small thing will have a body fragrance, the second is ...... Where is the disobedience of these four words......
"Whew...... Call...... ...... "Jingle Bell was snoring and rolling, she was comfortable and sleepy after the sauna, and seeing the little thing so silly and cute, there was still a little blame that I couldn't say now, I could only poke the little guy in the head to make Dingdong wake up a little from the half-'daze', and then ask her how long it would take to trace the origin of those creatures.
After all, even if the logbook is cracked, we can only know which world the disintegrated starship passed through, and who occupied the ancient spaceship still needs to know the life god clan who has mastered all the life account books to give the answer.
"Probably soon, a day or two," the little guy cupped my earlobe with sleepy eyes, "Clankle has already been uploaded to 'Search', where there are a lot of idle Protoss waiting to get back to the question every day. β
"Search? What's that? I frowned, and a long-lost sense of pit came over me.
"Search, encyclopedia, Q&A, comprehensive network," Ding Dong said proudly, "If you don't know, 'search', this is common sense of the Protoss, there are many Protoss who are used to sharing their findings on it, and there is a special "door" to answer all kinds of questions, the title of answering questions for the first time is preschool, and then accumulating experience, all the way to the ...... of the tutor"
I patted Jingdong's head with a pale face, so that the little thing didn't need to explain in such detail, and then began to lower my head and think about a question, does the father know Robin Li......
Monina is still busy working next to the stove, she is not willing to pour out the pot of jingle soup, and now she is putting honey, black tea, olives and strange spices in it, on the board next to it, yellow peaches and banana slices, pears and apples are diced, and all kinds of fresh fruits are processed into "fine" materials that can be directly placed in the museum as works of art, as if they are materials ready to make fruit soup, my eyes have swept over these suspicious things several times, and I have long guessed their functions in my heart, but unfortunately I don't dare to confirm it, It wasn't until some dark god girl who didn't seem to have a normal brain poured these things into the pot of water that I had just boiled and jingled, and I patted my head: "Monina, don't you think this thing you made is a bit strange?" β
"For what?" Monina turned her head to look at me strangely as she stirred up a large pot of fruit soup, "It's not dirty, the body of the 'female' god is a clean body that transcends anything, and this pot of mixed fruit captain soup is definitely cleaner than any food you've ever seen." β
I was almost convinced by Monina in an instant: yes, of course this thing is not dirty, don't talk about this, as far as the five members of the Protoss strip are in a state of "unpolluted", I have long discovered this situation, that is, unless they agree to it, nothing in the mortal world can stay on the five, including a grain of dust and a drop of water, which will dodge away in fear when it is close to their bodies, and Ilson even used this strength to tame all the Chinese pastoral dogs within a radius of twenty kilometers in one afternoon, This kind of majestic momentum has nothing to do with their ordinary temperament, even a timid and cowardly fellow like Lin, when standing in the rain, all the wind and rain dare not come close to the range of half a meter around him: this is the indesecration of the gods.
Even if, for some special reason, they are contaminated with dirt on themselves, the dirt will disappear automatically.
Clank Bell is no exception, although she often gets dirty because of those strange tests or going to strange places, so that I have to have a large bottle ready to bathe her at any time, but in fact, even if no one cares, Clank Bell can purify herself in a minute without knowing it, but the amazing thing is that Clank Bell herself doesn't seem to know this at all, and every time she "makes" herself dirty, she will always appear in front of me very consciously, Stretching out his dirty little arms and little face to ask for a bath......
But having said all this, the question at hand is not at all whether this pot of weird things is dirty or not!
"You're not really going to eat this, are you?"
The corners of my mouth twitched as I watched Monina stir up the Jingle soup she was proud of, and began to suspect that the reason why Monina came up with the idea to let Dingdong take a sauna in the pot was to use her own captain to spice it up: the biggest dream of this dark god girl in her life is to be the ultimate chef, if it weren't for the fact that there is no kitchen god option in the standard priesthood of the Star Field Protoss, she would have changed to a kitchen god by now.
So it makes sense for her to use Jingle Bells to develop new dishes?
"This? Of course, it's for eating, and most people don't dare to enjoy it," Monina picked up a piece of apple and put it in her mouth and tasted it, "Cook more today...... After washing for five minutes, it's really different, do you believe that the value of this piece of apple, thrown in the knowledgeable world, can trigger billions of people to fight? What do those Christians say, using wine for the blood of Christ, bread for the flesh of Christ, and the flesh of God for virtue, isn't that what they do......"
"Then you can continue to enjoy your god's feast," I recoiled in a cold sweat and tried to leave the kitchen, feeling that I really didn't have the same view of the world as this dark god girl, "I'll go back and see if Lilina is dead and ......"
"Wait!" Monina hurriedly flashed over with a small bowl of fruit soup, "This is specially developed for you, bothering you for so long, I have to say something, I'm not one of those heartless guys." β
Listen to the word! Development! She can use the word "development" in a bowl of food, do you think I can still eat this thing?
I looked at the fragrant fruit soup in Monina's hand sadly, and suddenly grabbed the jingle bell and licked it: "You better keep it for yourself, I'll eat fresh ......"
"Wow! What is Jun doing! Ding Dong has just finished taking a shower, don't "lick"! β
Monina nodded, "That's right." β
I left the kitchen sweating profusely, just in time to meet the greedy Sandora, this girl didn't eat much at night, at this time seemed to be hungry again, saw me come out of the kitchen, immediately smiled and came over: "Ah Jun, there is something delicious in it, right?" It's so fragrant. β
I glanced at my hand very strangely, Ding Dong was sitting in the palm of his hand, holding a handkerchief the size of "flower" raw rice and wiping his face vigorously, and then nodded: "Monina is cooking fruit soup, but with ......"
"It occurred to me that there was still water on the fire, so I had to hurry up and see the wreckage, don't worry, Tavel has already started transcoding the logbook!" Sandora crackled and burst into a long stream, and before the words could fall, she disappeared into the kitchen door.
I complete the sentence just now under the effect of inertia: "It's jingle juice......"
Well, it seems that Sandora will be able to taste the blood of the gods that is said to be able to lead billions of mortals to fight today.
At this time, the movement on the second floor has gradually decreased, it seems that the three small ones have been divided into winners and losers, although I don't know how the combat power of Xiao Qijing of the road is, but how to say that it is also the life that I and Alayya conceived together, I always believe that she integrates the superb martial arts skills of the angel sister and my "fine" street fighting skills in the next three ......, of course, Alaya may not have superb martial arts skills, but at least I still have street fighting skills, and this skill has been completely taught to Xiao Qijing through the "spirit" God sharing.
With a sense of relief after the landlord Lao Cai successfully harmed the long-term worker, I shoved the jingle bell into my pocket, walked to the second floor in a square step, and came to Lilina's room, and just wanted to raise my hand to knock on the "door", but the "door" of the room was opened from the inside.
Lilina was just like what she had just been miserable, she opened the door with tears on her face and lay on my feet weakly: "Boss...... Help me, I won't dare again......"
I never thought that Lilina would become so miserable after a while, it stands to reason that the combat power of the mercury lamp, even if you add a helper, you can't achieve this brilliant achievement, but this is the truth: the current Lilina doesn't talk about the unstoppable archbishop, she just threw money in front of her after squatting on the street for less than five minutes, and her clothes were so messy that she almost "walked" all over her body - although she didn't look good, her face was stained with colorful paint, her hair was "messy" like a "chicken's nest", and her black "colored" feathers were "feathers" is covered with a face full of paste, and there is a little puppet hanging on the "leg" that does not let go.
"Don't bring ...... like this"
Lilina, who was wiped by my nonsense and threw her face on the "bed", cried bitterly and tears, and sat opposite the swaggering mercury lamp and the dozing little Qijing, "Not only looking for a helper, but also looking for a foul helper, as soon as I met her, she went directly into my body......"
After Lilina's cry and the addition of the mercury lamp, as well as Xiao Qijing's "chaotic" description, I can be considered to complete the battle just now, in short, Xiao Qijing's special talent has merit: she can parasitize on any creature with a soul, and even a demigod like Lilina can't stop Xiao Qijing's parasitism.
This is normal, you look at who other people's fathers and mothers are, if Alaya is divided according to the degree of mystery, it is at least the level of jingle bell, and there is no problem in giving the grade of a true god (but no authority), so Xiao Qijing, who has half of Alayya's soul, is a demigod like Lilina, and then she has a father with unparalleled "spirit" divine power......
Lilina's miserable appearance was all torn by her "own", the first thing Xiao Qijing did after occupying her body was to pick up the sacred paint that Lilina usually used to draw runes and toast it, I guess the latter's stomach is still colorful now, and then she began to control the host to roll on the ground, tear clothes, bite pillows, and stretch out her "legs" to bite the mercury lamp, although every minute or two Lilina can find a chance to breathe and expel Xiao Qijing from the body, but there is a mercury lamp next to her to make a "mess", As long as she is distracted, Xiao Qijing will have another opportunity to take advantage of.
And then there was no then.
"Boss, your girl needs education, she definitely needs serious education," Lilina Pear "Flower" rubbed around my arm in the rain, trying to transfer the paint on my sleeve, "Is there such a bully, she has to put everything in her mouth and bite it, dare to love that it's not her own mouth, woo woo, fortunately there are no rats in my house......"
I slapped it down: "Don't say it's so disgusting!" β
Lilina decisively went to the side sadly.
"You two come here." I beckoned to the two culprits, and the mercury lamp shrank my neck, woke up Xiao Qijing, who was already snoring, and pulled my sister to stand in front of me, with her head down and not saying a word.
"Did Zhilu Dao go too far?"
The mercury lamp lowered his head: "Zhilu Dao ......"
Xiao Qijing also did the same: "Is it ...... head?"
I continued to talk to Yan Yue: "Lilina is also your sister no matter what she says. β
"She's only how old she is this year, and I'm hundreds of years old." The mercury lamp immediately shook her hair disdainfully, and Xiao Qijing also followed: "It's a hundred years old." β
"Don't make a fuss, you're only two months old," I said with a serious expression, "and we'll count it by the head - Lilina is also your sister no matter what she says, so you can't go so far in the future, although she has a black belly and a poisonous tongue to mischief and bully people this time, she still takes the initiative to tease you this time, you can be said to be guilty of it, but ......"
Lilina said sadly: "Boss, be merciful to Lori." β
I pinched this girl's face: "Shut up, do you calculate for yourself how many times you didn't pick the head when you fought with the mercury lamp, and you bullied others every time, and you are not satisfied with being bullied once in a while?" β
Lilina realized that she had no skills to return to heaven and betrayed her relatives, so she pouted silently, while I continued to educate Mercury Lantern and Xiao Qijing kindly: "So now do you know what to do?" β
The mercury lamp bowed her head and was silent, and Xiao Qijing lowered her head and dozed off.
"Very good, good attitude, don't go downstairs for an example - go downstairs for a snack!"
The mercury lamp cheered: "Hurray!" Then he pulled Xiao Qijing, who hadn't reacted yet, and ran away, leaving Lilina to jump up and down like a fried "hair": "Hey, hey, hey!" Top dog! Isn't it, the eccentricity is not so obvious, which means that this time it will be forgotten? I've drunk half a liter of ink! And look at my clothes, my hair, the two things that are most important to a lady, are all desecrated......"
"Okay, okay, let Xiaodeng occasionally go, it's usually you who bully her." I twisted Lilina's face, and the other party looked at me indignantly for a while, and finally shook his head in resignation: "You are a 'girl' in control, you spoil her too much." Then with a snap of his fingers, the curtain of light swept from beginning to end, and the unkempt "chicken" nest, rags, rainbow paint, and the tooth marks on the entire "leg" suddenly disappeared, as if it had been so clean from the beginning - except for the "chicken" and "hair", Lilina's divine power was limited, and this was not within her cleaning scope.
"To be honest, Xiao Qijing is really that powerful?" I asked curiously as I helped Lilina pick the "chicken" and "feathers" off her head.
"Of course I let her," Lilina suddenly tilted her head in disbelief, her little short 'legs' crackling on the bed, "This Pope is a supreme master, how can he control it when he is just a spirit at leisure......
"Don't brag," I patted her, "Qijing's source of 'essence' divine power is me, and it can be like a perpetual motion machine within five hundred meters of me, I just ask you, what is the matter with her 'essence' divine parasitism?" β
Zhilu said that this question was not a casual joke, and Lilina also became serious: "To be honest, it's the first time I've seen such a strange ability, the occult books in the temple don't have any relevant records, a spirit can parasitize in another spirit like a living thing, and it can also 'fuck' the host's behavior, and she can not only parasitize on other people's souls, but also use other people's 'essence' divine power as food - if it weren't for your 'essence' divine power is really perverted, I'm afraid that before that child learns to control her strength, you will let her eat like a fool, and she will drool at the sunset every afternoon. β
"You just don't understand what's going on."
"I just don't understand, there's no shame in that, knowledge is endless," Lilina shook her fingers one at a time, looking like a little adult, "but I guess it has something to do with you - your identity as a void creature, which seems to have led to a lot of unexplained things." The Father says that you are a source of information interference, and that everything related to you is shrouded in a vortex of fate, and that child is probably too, and her life form does not meet the definition of 'life' in the temple, perhaps because of this, she is not bothered by any life form, but can parasitize the "spirit" of any kind of creature, absorb nutrients, control, and even kill the host. That's a dangerous ability. β
"So I usually don't dare to let her come out," I 'rubbed' my brain 'door' with a headache, "I don't have the concept of good and evil, and I don't know the priorities of the Dao, Xiao Qijing has a good relationship with you, but she still decisively used the extremely damaging skill of 'Spirit' Parasitism on you, just because she didn't know that the Dao could 'get' the deadβof course, fortunately it couldn't hurt you." β
"Who said it couldn't hurt!" Lilina grinned, "It's hurt!" Hurt the dignity of a lady! The first time I was parasitized, I was really controlled by her and did a lot of embarrassing things! β
I thought about it, but I still think that Lilina deserves it, usually she is too naughty, and today she is paid back with interest!
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