Chapter Thirty-Six: The Dead Cat Is Annoying

Chapter Thirty-Six: The Dead Cat Is Annoying

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Glancing at Wu Ling'er with disdain, Brother Ying said disdainfully: "Woman, it's dark, let's do less daydreaming!" ”

"Damn dead earthworm, I'm going to punish you on behalf of the moon!"

"Today is the end of the month, woman, don't you even know this? It seems that you are not only an idiot, but also a fool, you have no knowledge, no common sense, and there is no TV in this world, what should you do? ”

Therefore, winning with a poisonous tongue is winning with a poisonous tongue, and you can really be angry when you speak. Wu Ling'er was so angry that she pounced on him: "I'll bite you dead earthworm!" ”

"Woman, don't blame me for not reminding you, earthworms can't be bitten!" Brother Ying smiled evilly and dodged Wu Ling'er's attack, reached out and tripped, allowing her to successfully pounce into Xiaohua's arms. With the level of this woman's nymphomaniac, as long as she pounces into Xiaohua's arms, she will definitely refuse to leave for a long time.

Sure enough, after jumping into Xiaohua's arms, Wu Ling'er took the opportunity to hug his little waist: "Xiaohua, I'm so pitiful!" Disgusted by his own man! He scolded me and laughed at me, maybe tomorrow I will become a cousin, I am so pitiful! ”

Xiaohua smiled and hugged Wu Ling'er, not minding her eating her own tofu at all: "It's okay, if he doesn't want you anymore, you still have five handsome guys in line here!" When we let you eat some food, I think that among us, except for the coffee savage, the rest of us will take good care of you gently! ”

"Really?" After listening to Xiaohua's words, a shining little star flashed in Wu Ling'er's eyes, and Xiaohua couldn't help but kiss her pink lips with a look of anticipation: "Of course it's true!" I don't believe you, go out and ask everyone! ”

Wu Ling'er, who still wanted to take action, was picked up by Brother Ying before she moved, and stayed away from Xiaohua's arms: "Woman, when you are still my woman, don't even think about ordering food, otherwise, I won't mind letting you get out of bed every day!" ”

Hearing Brother Ying's last warning words, Wu Ling'er wilted like a frosted cabbage: "It's really boring, I knew earlier, I chose coffee at the beginning, at least, Coffee said that he didn't mind me opening a harem, and he also promised not to compete for favor, no matter how many handsome guys and beauties I have!" ”

This woman, in front of her husband, said that she wanted to eat some food, but she still wanted to open a harem, and not only to accept handsome guys, but also to accept women, she ...... Do you really not know how dead words are written?

Brother Ying was annoyed for a while, grabbed Wu Ling'er and walked to the bed: "It seems that I need to discuss the rules at home with you!" ”

Knowing what Brother Ying was going to do, Wu Ling'er twisted her body and struggled to protest: "Ah, I don't want it!" Little flower, save me! Brother Ying is bullying me again! ”

Xiaohua smiled bitterly: "I really want to save you!" But...... I'm afraid, you don't really want me to save you, do you? That, you go on, I'll avoid it first! In addition, Brother Win, it's good to enforce the law strictly, but the woman in your arms is a cat, and she can only follow the hair and not reverse the hair, otherwise she will blow up the hair! Be careful! With that, he left the room with a smile.

was thrown on the bed by Brother Ying, Wu Ling'er looked at Brother Ying pitifully: "You bully me!" ”

"Is there one?" Brother Ying raised his eyebrows and did not admit his actions at all.

Wu Ling'er poked Brother Ying's chest dissatisfiedly and said: "You yourself clearly said that even if I follow you, you won't force me to change, I'm a nymphomaniac, whether it's Yan Kong, you follow me." But now you are jealous, and you threaten me with family law at every turn, you are a bad person! ”

Brother Ying smiled evilly and kissed Wu Ling'er's lips: "But I think that appropriate jealousy is conducive to enhancing the relationship between husband and wife!" If you flirt with a handsome guy and a beautiful woman in front of me and I haven't reacted, you're going to cry, shouldn't you? ”

"That's right, but ......" Wu Ling'er twisted her body, trying to escape from Brother Ying's clutches: "You can't always threaten me with family law!" ”

Speaking of family law, the evil smile on Brother Ying's face became more obvious: "I thought it ...... You love my family law very much! And...... Every time you perform the family law, you are very happy in the end! Isn't it? After speaking, Brother Ying's hand swept over a certain peak, causing Wu Ling'er to find a soft shout: "Bad guy, everyone will hear it!" Family...... People endure it very hard every time! ”

"But it's also very exciting! Don't you think? People are just walking around the door, and people like coffee can break in at any time, don't you think it's exciting? After speaking, Brother Ying had already kissed the bud on Wu Ling'er's chest, which caused Wu Ling'er's body to tremble: "Brother Win, don't ......"

"Really?" Although he asked like this, Brother Ying's hand did not pause, at this time Wu Ling'er's body was no longer an inch, and her wonderful body looked particularly attractive under the reflection of the orange bonfire, coupled with Wu Ling'er's expression full of desire and pity, Brother Ying's mind missed again: "You little goblin!" ”

Feeling that Brother Ying couldn't help himself, a little smug expression appeared on Wu Ling'er's face: "No matter how powerful you are, you can't escape this girl's finger twisting!" ”

Well, this one, a draw.

At the other end of the courtyard, Ji Tsai snorted coldly, turned around, and fell asleep facing the wall. Coffee muttered dissatisfiedly: "The dead earthworm has recently become a worm in its brain, and it tosses Ling Er like this every day, and I am not afraid that Ling Er's body will not be able to stand it." ”

“……”

"Ji Zai, you don't want to talk about dead earthworms, what if Ling Er is sick? And he'......"

"Dead cat, shut up!" Ji Zai finally spoke impatiently to stop Coffee's complaints: "Ling'er has been under a lot of pressure recently, this is a dead earthworm relieving her pressure!" Her kind of personality is that she would rather suffocate herself than tell us unhappy things. If the dead earthworm doesn't, she'll crush her own. This is also the reason why everyone acquiesced to Brother Ying's doing. Only by doing this, Wu Ling'er will be so tired that she will fall asleep, she will not be crushed by what she thinks in her heart, and she will not be unable to sleep because of anxiety.

Coffee opened his mouth, but finally closed it, and now he didn't know what to say. It took a few moments before he punched the ground hard and pulled the door open.

"Where?" Ji Zai sat up and looked at the coffee.

Coffee pouted: "I feel uncomfortable, I'll go out for a walk!" ”

"I'll accompany you!"

"No need, I'll accompany you for coffee! Brother Ji, you're afraid of the cold, so it's better to stay at home and have a good rest! Little Flower appeared at the door. After glancing at Xiaohua, Ji Zai nodded: "Then please, this dead cat is very annoying!" ”

"No!"