Chapter 180: Dad, what is a eunuch?
Three years later.
Spring flowers and autumn moons pass by, time never stands still because of anyone's departure, but rolls the memory into the gears and ruthlessly crushes by.
Some people write their pain into poems, so that the sun, moon and stars can accompany them every day; Some people pierce the pain into their hearts, being torn and tormented with every breath, and some people ......
The world is so big, and there are thousands of sorrows, who knows? Who's going to care?
In the twenty-third year of the Republic of China, it is the spring of begonia flowers, the birthday of the president, and the whole country is jubilant.
These three years. In the most stable three years, a big riot in Yunzhou, the princess of the former dynasty designed to kill countless outstanding generals of the Republic of China, Helian Yao, Bai Changqing and the generals of Yuzhou fought hard to kill the enemy. only then did he strangle the rebellious Fu Yanjin and keep the national prestige of the Republic of China.
After this killing, the world is divided into three points, and one point is the entire North China starting from Fengping, the alpine snow ridge forest coal mine, all of which are Helian Yao's world; The entire South China starting from Yuzhou, the fertile grain granary, is the world of Yu Sihan, the overseer of Yuzhou; All that remains is Jiangnan, which is centered on Shanghai. It has become the territory of the president, but it is Bai Changqing who is actually in power.
These three warlords are mutually beneficial and do not interfere, and there is even a very interesting legend that Bai Shizuo married a woman exactly like his brother-in-law Yu Sihan after the death of his wife Yu Siyao, called Xiaoba. And Yu Sihan, the commander of Yuzhou, changed the temper of the young master who was a fool in the past, got married, and not only married a wife, but also gave birth to children.
At present, Bai, Helian, and Yu are standing on three legs, but they have a big trouble in southern Xinjiang.
This is He Huan'er, the princess who escaped from Yunzhou, she gained a foothold in the muddy land of southern Xinjiang, and she sat like a soil emperor.
The terrain of southern Xinjiang is strange, foggy and swampy, it is really an easy place to defend and difficult to attack, and it is proficient in witch and folk customs, so she didn't make trouble The three major warlords of the Central Plains left her alone, after all, no one wants to come out with this blood first.
Now, it can be regarded as a peaceful and prosperous era, the birthday of the president, in order to show the surrender of these three great careerists, a grand celebration was made for him. The whole country rejoiced for three days, and Helian and Yu also left their territory and rushed to Shanghai.
In Shanghai, Jin fans are drunk and singing and dancing. But the outside is loose and the inside is tight.
After all, these three people are not in love with the legendary blind date, and anything happened to any of them......
"If something happens to anyone, it will break the current balance, and the world will be chaotic again." Bai Changqing plucked the tangerine and removed the tendons. Orange juice was crushed in a glass bowl, then scooped with a small spoon and fed to the long-haired beauty lying on the bed.
The beauty looked at him hatefully, "Then do you want the world to be in chaos?" ”
Bai Changqing wiped the juice off the corners of the beauty's mouth with a handkerchief. "Xiaoba, none of the three of us want to, because none of us have the ability to devour each other now, so I'm afraid that some people with a heart will have this kind of thought. For example, He Huan'er in southern Xinjiang. ”
The beauty lying on the bed was Yu Sihan, who was taken back to Shanghai by Bai Changqing that day, but because he was poisoned. The time for the residual poison to be cleared was late, and it became a sick seedling body, lying in bed for 300 days a year, but as Bai Changqing wished. He forced him to wear long hair and women's clothes, and called him a lady in the mansion, the old servant who knew him in the past had long been dismissed by Bai Changqing, and now no one even knew that he was a man.
This kind of oppressed days began when he was sick and had no strength to resist, but later he got used to it, and Yu Sihan had the idea of seeing through the red dust at a young age, and he felt that he didn't have much to live in this white mansion.
No matter how negative Bai Changqing is, Bai Changqing is happy, he finally has him, and he can sleep with him in his arms every night, although he doesn't do anything, he is already very happy to see and touch him.
His Hachi is not dead, it is a flesh and blood hot body, not a cold little box.
Compared with the desertion and depression of the White Mansion, Commander Yu's temporary residence in Shanghai was a lively scene.
Commander Yu, who was wearing a white suit, was training a little boy with a watermelon head who was about three years old, "Do you know what this is?" It's a gun! How dare you casually take a gun and aim it at the secretary general's son's little J? Son, he will be a eunuch if he is shot. ”
The little boy was very innocent with a shy face, "Dad, what is a eunuch?" ”
Commander Yu glared, "Get out!" ”
The little boy is especially studious. Turning around, he asked the beautiful woman with wavy curly hair next to him, "Mom, what is a eunuch?" ”
"The eunuchs were the people who served the emperor in the ancient court, but none of them had a little J."
The child suddenly realized, "Then where is their little J?" ”
"It was cut off with a knife."
"Then how do you pee?"
“…… Ask your dad to go. ”
"Dad, how can you pee without Xiao J, do you want to plug in a wheat pipe?"
Commander Yu was furious, "Madam, you take care of your son." ”
The beauty raised her eyebrows, beautiful and incomprehensible, "Commander, this is your son, you taught him like this, why do you want me to take care of it?" ”
"Didn't you give birth to it?"
Seeing that his father and mother were arguing again, the boy shook his head, "You two quarreled individually, half a pound and eight taels, how much better can I be?" ”
"Yu Haoxuan!"
Seeing his father and mother going crazy together, he immediately ran, but crashed headlong into the arms of a man with a half-masked mask.
The man was dressed in a crisp military uniform. The figure is slender and straight, but with a silver mask on his face, which adds to the mystery.
His arrival made the originally relaxed and joyful air stiffen, and even the begonia flowers fluttering in the wind no longer floated.
He commented disdainfully, "The begonia flowers in the capital are too ugly, and we still look at the begonias in Xifu in Yuzhou." ”
Commander Yu glanced at him, "What are you doing here?" ”
The man picked Yu Haoxuan up, "Commander." I'll take care of my son. ”
Commander Yu was furious, pointed at the man and scolded: "Mo Pinglan, you bastard, Haoxuan is my child with Xue'er." It has nothing to do with you. ”
"Chang'an, you two women can't have children, and I am the child's father. If you are so disobedient, be careful that I will punish you. ”
Mo Changan, who was dressed in men's clothes and combed his big back, was on fire, and his slender Danfeng eyes were very charming, "Mo Pinglan." Don't forget the original agreement, I just helped you pretend to be Yu Sihan to gag the mouths of the old people in Yuzhou, and now that the three-year period has passed, you should also return my daughter. Let me leave with my baby and Cher. ”
Mo Pinglan took off his mask and put it on Yu Haoxuan's face, then pinched his little fat finger and smiled evilly, and after a while, he almost wore out Chang'an's patience before saying, "Don't worry." I will keep my promise, I have booked a boat to France, as long as this birthday banquet is over, you two will take Haoxuan away, and I will never break my word. ”
"Really?" Chang'an's face was full of excitement, she still believed in Mo Pinglan, this man did what he said, and she always believed this.
But Cher is not as optimistic as she is, and she can't go to the birthday party, because she doesn't want to see some people.