Bai Yangbai raised his head and showed off: "I am your husband's teacher, and I am also your elder, you will be polite when you see me in the future, those 'dead old men' and 'old monsters' and the like can't just open your mouth!" ”

"Teacher?" He Angelica repeated it, and then repented and hid his face and cried, "How can this be? I...... I am no longer an unclean person, and I am no longer worthy of the noble His Royal Highness King Ning, I ...... Dead old man, why did you save me, after being humiliated by other men, what face do I have to live in this world? ”

Bai Yangbai approached and patted his head to comfort her: "Don't be like this, I've said it countless times, it's really just a dream, and the man in the dream just had a spring dream like you thousands of miles away, and the dream woke up without a trace, nothing hindered it, and no man ever moved a finger of you." This is not a loss of honor, you should be open-minded and forget about it! ”

He Angelica also wanted to forget it as a dream, but as soon as she closed her eyes, she could see the unsightly scene in the water mirror, and the weak feeling of her body now also showed that it was not a simple dream. What's more, there is a strange man in this world who has an identical dream with her, what is this not cheating?

Bai Yangbai looked helplessly at the girl who was crying silently, tilted his head and said, "Why are you so serious? What is not worthy of Ah Quan? I think you're good, better than the women he sleeps with a lot! What unclean people? You are clean from head to toe, I didn't look at you when I was dressing you, where are you clean, and my family Ah Quan has been hugging women since he was fifteen years old, and now five years have passed, and the women he has hugged are not a hundred but eighty, you don't dislike him, what qualifications does he have to dislike you? ”

He Angelica sobbed: "He is a high prince, a man, I am as small as an ant, a woman, how can the two be compared?" ”

Bai Yangbai shook his head again and again: "Who taught you this argument?" What! Don't say such things again in the future, you yourself despise yourself, so how will others think of you? Alas, although you and I meet in the water, I pity and like you a little bit, and your temper is a bit like the shadow of an old man's youth. If you really can't accept what happened in your dream, I will open my mouth and ask you to take you from Ah Quan, and he won't give it if others want his concubine, but I won't give it to him. I'll ask him to give you a letter of resignation, and you'll be free, and I'll lead you to Shanhaiguan to find your 'Menglang', okay? ”

"Hugh...... Leave the book? He Angelica stopped crying and repeated blankly, "Leave ......the book" is similar to what his mother got back then, and the book of departure, is it the same thing?

Bai Yangbai thought she was moved, so he further introduced: "As long as you want, the old man will pretend to be a moon old and give you a red line - the kid who took advantage of you in the dream is really good, probably a man whose talent is second only to my family Ah Quan, and he is not as attentive as Ah Quan, how about it, girl?" Unable to get an answer, he rubbed his hands together and said, "That...... I definitely didn't mean to peep at you, I was just afraid that you two would be everywhere and wouldn't know what to do, so I quietly poked my head into your dream and glanced at it casually...... Okay, he's a little rough, but you have to be considerate of him touching a woman for the first time in sixteen years, not to mention that he also took aphrodisiacs......"

"What do you say? You mean, he also ate ......" He Angelica raised his eyes with tears and looked at the hero with an obscene expression.

"That's right," Bai Yang Bai leaned his face closer to her and explained, "I used the Thousand Miles Soul Search Dafa to find him hard, and I communicated with him for a long time, so that he could rescue a girl who was suffering from aphrodisiacs, anyway, this kind of thing is not a loss for men." But he disagreed, saying that he did not know anything about men and women, and that he was very busy, so he asked me to go to some of his brothers for help. Touched a nose of ash, and when my consciousness came back, I looked at you writhing on the bed, and I was a thousand charming, delicate and delicate, and I saw that my mouth was dry, and my heart was itching, and I almost broke my work...... Well, it's far away, so, as soon as I saw that you really couldn't wait, I didn't say a word, burned the talisman paper, flicked the soul guide, and summoned that pure little brother to your dream, but he resolutely refused to act as your antidote when he fell into the dream. ”

He Angelica looked at him indignantly and asked, "Since the other party is unwilling, why did you use aphrodisiacs to coerce him?" Didn't you say that he was just a phantom in a dream, and why could you give him an aphrodisiac? Actually, he's a real person at all, isn't he? Actually, everything that happened in the dream was true, right? ”

Bai Yangbai was also very angry, glared at her chest and said: "It's not because your breasts are too small to attract the interest of men, the long-faced woman you became because of envy is so ugly than you, an ugly face, coupled with a dry little girl's body, of course it can't arouse his throbbing of a young man!" I saw him go up to the Jade Tower, and saw you who had just been stripped of only your belly pocket by Ah Quan on the bed, but turned around and left without saying a word, I was in a hurry and yelled at him, but he couldn't hear anything, and ran out of the Jade Tower with a smoke. I gritted my teeth and was ruthless, and poured a whole bag of Golden Wind and Jade Dew Powder that I turned out of Taishan's clothes into his mouth, of course, it cost me a lot of mana to do this, and I couldn't make up for it by eating ten chickens! Moreover, the medicine poured in the dream is only useful in the dream, and if he wakes up thousands of miles away, the aphrodisiac will be ineffective. ”

He Angelica lowered his eyes and bit his lip and asked, "...... him Who is it? ”

Bai Yangbai did not answer her question, and continued to describe the thrilling situation at that time: "At that time, I was very worried, for fear that he would follow you, knock down half of the jade building, and then forcibly withdraw from the dream. But I didn't expect the medicinal effect of the golden wind and jade dew to be so strong, and it took away his sanity at once, like a bull in heat, he rushed back upstairs to find you to solve it, and he was self-taught, and he did better than Ah Quan. So, what do you think? If you agree, I'll let Ah Quan leave you and take you to the east to find this person—you can tell you his name only if you nod your head, after all, I can't help him in this matter, and it would be too unrighteous to leak his name and destroy his image without permission." ”

He Angelica rubbed the corners of his clothes and lowered his eyes to himself, but his mind was like the corners of his clothes in his hands, and he didn't know what to think of it.

Bai Yangbai turned around and folded off another chicken wing and handed it to her, and said with a smile: "Think while eating, thinking about the problem on an empty stomach is the most painful, you are so thin that it can be blown away by a gust of wind, come and eat some meat, eating meat can grow meat." This time, the chicken wings were smoothly handed to the other party's hand, and seeing her eating the chicken wings in small sips and delicately, Bai Yangbai said with a sigh of relief, "That's right, what chastity and what man, it's all a big thing, what can be more important than your own life?" For the sake of a husband who doesn't know that you exist, you are looking for death and life, how did your father and mother teach you to be like this? ”

He Angelica's action of gnawing chicken wings paused, and then continued to gnaw chicken wings silently, but Bai Yangbai suddenly remembered that listening to the meaning of this girl's words, she seemed to be fatherless and motherless, so she was busy talking about other topics and skipped this section.

A roast chicken and a few baked cakes were eaten by the two, Bai Yangbai served He Angelica like a little maid to gargle, wash his hands and drink tea, seeing that she was still unhappy, his eyes were full of confusion, he patted his thigh, gritted his teeth and said: "Okay, Poor Dao is bleeding heavily today, and then take out the ability to press the bottom of the box, and look - the world's unique three-world marriage plate!" ”

Bai Yangbai took out a coarse porcelain plate with two openings in his arms, and it appeared in front of He Angelica's eyes, although the name of this plate was loud, but the appearance was really poor, so He Angelica didn't even raise his eyelids, only swept half of his eyes with his peripheral vision, and continued to be in a daze. She was robbed of her innocence by a strange man in her dream, and she also had a beautiful story with her strange husband Junning Wang Zhu Quan, and now, the old demon proposed to let her take the prince's letter of resignation, and then "thousands of miles to find a husband", to find that "Menglang", how should she choose?

Bai Yangbai didn't mind her cold attitude, swept the table, made a place to put the "Three Worlds Marriage Plate" in a proper manner, and solemnly recited words for most of the day.

He Angelica was used to seeing Daogu's pretending to be a ghost in the water merchant view when he was a child, so he didn't take these actions of his eyes in his eyes, even if this old Taoist was a stranger, but he was a human and not an immortal, how could he calculate her marriage belonging. This middle-aged man dressed as a hero still has two points of heroic chivalry when he first sees him, and his sword is also cold, but now, when I look at him horizontally and vertically, I feel that he has an obscene expression, and he is a complete magic stick.

Suddenly, a gust of wind howled outside the window, blowing open the window with the bolt in it, blowing out the candles in a room, and only a bean-like oil lamp remained. And something magical happened suddenly, the unsightly "Three Worlds Marriage Plate" suddenly turned on its own, jumping while moving, and spoke: "This beautiful young lady, what do you want to divination?" Are you going to ask this plate about your marriage and peach blossoms? Between the words was a muffled, hoarse voice.

He Angelica looked at the talking plate in surprise, pondered for a moment, and glared at Bai Yangbai: "You were the one who spoke just now, right?" Changed his voice and pretended to be a plate to bluff me. That kind of oily tone is clearly the patent of this middle-aged man.

Bai Yangbai closed his mouth and looked at her innocently, and then, in his closed state, the hoarse voice of Fang Cai sounded in the room again: "Little sister, you don't have to doubt, the world is so big, there are no surprises, what is strange about a talking plate?" What's more, I'm still the 'Third Marriage Plate' that has never been seen before or since, so, beautiful miss, do you need my help? I can help you answer the doubts in your heart~~Free yo~~"

He Angelica was dumbfounded, looked at Bai Yangbai's motionless mouth and Adam's apple, and then looked at the plate jumping around on the table, opened his mouth wide and asked, "Old man, are you...... Is it a god? This plate is a fairy thing, right? ”

Bai Yangbai blinked twice, and said with a pout: "Although I call myself 'old man', but that is just my personal hobby, I myself am only twenty years older than your little sister, and I am a graceful and beautiful uncle, girl, can you not open your mouth and close your mouth to call me old man, old man?" Even if you are invincible, you can't discriminate against me like this! Why don't you call me 'good uncle' in the future, little sister?" ”

He Angelica was still dumbfounded, he didn't expect that he would be able to meet a fairy in his lifetime, and he didn't expect that this so-called fairy had no fairy bones, but it was a ruffian old fritter!

Unable to get a response, Bai Yangbai scratched his face twice boringly, and then, the plate jumped and spoke again: "Little sister, as long as you reveal your birth date, I can immediately help you calculate the marriage of your previous life, this life and the next life~~ Originally, it cost ten taels of silver at a time, but seeing that you are so beautiful, the silver will not accept you, and when you finish the hexagram, you can kiss me, you know, as a plate, I rarely receive a kiss from a beautiful woman, how about it, little sister?" ”