An hour in the world, a whole year in a dream, as long as she spends an hour, she can wander around the palace for a year, go to Shangguan tomorrow to steal tricks, go to Qi Xuanyu to steal teachers, and occasionally let Zhou Jinglan sleep well.

With this thought, He Angelica lived in the palace of Qizhen Fantasy Dream - it is not too appropriate to say "live", because as a "primordial god", she feels that she is like a ghost-like existence, she does not need to eat or sleep, she will not be seen, and her body can flutter with a thought, and even teleport.

She often threw Shangguan Mingri's head with a small pebble, and after angering her, the other party would quickly find her location with her amazing eyesight and ear power, and lock her in with a strong killing intent, enveloping her with impenetrable whip shadows, knife shadows, and axe shadows. In the first few months, she was often stunned by him, but she gradually gained the self-confidence to play against the masters, so that she would not admit that she was inferior as soon as she came up, it was purely to find fault.

After a few months, even the most stupid apprentice should have some benefits, not to mention that Shangguan Tomorrow is really a very "conscientious" master, no matter how many times, dozens of times, or hundreds of times she went to hit the bridge of his nose with a stone, he was as enthusiastic and excited as if he was being provoked for the first time, and he would greet her with a killing move. At this time, she has adapted to her ghost state, and she can also add some teleportation to her moves, she found a pair of short swords from her former residence to use as weapons, and sometimes she can cut off half of Shangguan Tomorrow's clothes.

The people in the palace said that the prince's guard, the handsome man named Tomorrow, was he crazy about losing his heart? He hardly sleeps except meditating, and when he is awake, his eyes are rolling around, and he looks like he is about to pull out a knife and cut people at any time.

In addition, the hottest topic in the palace in recent days is that Princess Zhou has been haunted by unjust ghosts, and no matter how many monks and old monks have been invited to do it, it doesn't work. At three o'clock in the afternoon every day, as long as Princess Zhou and Xu Siniang both walked to the sun and slapped fifty mouths each, then Princess Zhou's parent, the eight-year-old little son, would walk to the back garden by himself as if he had been hooked by a ghost, and jump into the water prison with a "plop". As for what kind of ghost it is, everyone knows it by heart.

When the prince heard about this, he set up a spiritualist platform in the house, and slept on the platform after doing the Fa every day. Sometimes, there will be one or two thin quilts that let the wind blow on the spiritualist platform and fall on the prince's body, causing the prince to believe in the existence of ghosts more and concentrate more on summoning spirits.

When he stayed in the dream until the eleventh month, He Angelica was able to tie with the thirty-five-year-old Shangguan tomorrow with the advantages of "invisibility" and "teleportation", and he made great progress in actual combat. The unexpected gain is that she practiced smashing Guan Mingri's nose with a small stone every day, and her technique and accuracy of throwing hidden weapons gradually became more and more refined, and she was gradually able to control whether to hit him on the bridge of his left nose or his right nostril as she wanted. It turned out that she couldn't practice secret weapons well in the past because the target was not vivid and attractive enough.

Until the end of the eleventh month, she didn't see Qi Xuanyu again, nor did she see the young man Zhu Quan who came in with her. In this fantasy of a previous life full of enemies, she became the only outlier.

According to Bai Yangbai's description, the dream is a variant made according to the Bagua Liangyi array, according to Dunjia is divided into rest, life, injury, Du, Jing, death, shock, and open eight doors, the door of life can break out, as early as the fifth month, she has already found the door of the dream. But thinking that she would never come back after she went out, she really wanted to communicate with that worldly master Qi Xuanyu again, and waited for him to find him, so she was delayed for a whole year, and the outside world should have an hour.

The high-intensity martial arts practice throughout the year has made her taller by two points, indicating that the time in her dreams will also leave a mark. Being in an environment where no one can see her for a long time relaxes her from the inside out, and also gives her more time to think about things that she can't figure out. However, the long-term lack of dialogue and communication also made her feel extremely lonely.

Waiting for Shangguan's cockfighting sword and sword swinging tomorrow, as well as the noisy and noisy quarrels of a large group of women such as Zhou Jinglan, she couldn't let her get rid of her loneliness, and she decided to go out of the door of life and return to the real world where others could see her.

A light as warm as the spring sun surrounded her, and she felt that her body suddenly fell and fell without any support, and then, when she opened her eyes again, she was greeted by a bright green ball. The vision was a little blurry, so he blinked his eyes twice to adjust to the light, and finally, his eyes fell on Zhu Ge'er's nervous face.

"Auntie, what do you think, you ...... Is it voluntary? Brother Zhu asked a headless question.

He Angelica got up from the ground, reached out and grabbed Zhu Ge'er's dough cheek, and asked, "What is written on the note sent by Qing'er's maid?" Why did you send a white slip to make me anxious? ”

Brother Zhu covered his mouth in surprise, widened his eyes, and exclaimed, "Auntie, are you going to give birth to a little doll too, do you know if you want to give birth to a boy or a girl?" ”

He Angelica didn't understand what it meant, frowned and asked, "What little doll, where did the little doll come from?" "Why did she hear Brother Zhu'er's words so confused, didn't it only take an hour? At this moment, she is still in the pavilion, and the night outside the window is still very deep, has she missed something?

Brother Zhu'er pointed to the person on the ground next to him with his fat hand, and said innocently: "It's the doll that uncle pressed out of the aunt." ”

He Angelica suddenly turned around and looked at the man on the ground...... It's Zhu Quan, he should be in a coma, otherwise he wouldn't be lying down honestly like this, but, "Why do you have a green hat?" She wondered.

"I lent him my hat to wear," said Zhu Ge'er, "and he still has his eyes open when he sleeps, which is scary." ”

He Angelica lifted the brim of his hat and glanced at it, his snort eased slowly, and he was really sleeping, maybe the Yuan Shen had not come out of the dream yet, so his eyes were half-open. She made a quiet gesture to Brother Zhu'er, and whispered to him seriously: "This person is the evil of the wicked, and my aunt has nothing to do with this person, so you are not allowed to talk nonsense." ”

"But," Brother Zhu whispered with a smart face, "Auntie, you have a little doll, you must let this uncle be responsible." Looking at the crazy expression on her face, he patted her chest with his little fat hand and said, "Auntie, you have become a bulge and fat, this is a doll, I understand this." ”

He Angelica bowed his head in astonishment, and found that the part where he "became bulging and fat" was...... Chest! In disbelief, she confirmed that the two soft clumps had grown from her.

It's real boobs! She thought in confusion, although she lived in the dream for a year and grew a lot taller, but her chest only grew a little bit, why did the chest on her body become so big after the dream of the original god? In her previous life, she didn't grow until she was sixteen or seventeen years old, strange......

Thinking like this, she stood up and checked her body, and found that she had indeed grown a little taller, exactly the same height as she had dreamed. Unwrapped the cloth wrapped around his neck, he found that the neck that was strangled by Zhu Quan before was bleeding, and the wounds on it had all healed. I took out a small mirror and looked at it, the skin on my neck was as smooth as ever, and there were no fingerprints or scars left.

After checking herself repeatedly, she only grew taller and her breasts became bigger, so she crossed her hands on her hips and leaned over to educate Xiao Douding and said, "Auntie repeat, you remember it for me, I have nothing to do with the man on the ground, and I don't have a doll." Seeing Xiao Douding show an unpleasant expression of "I understand, I understand", she angrily flattened his expression with both hands, and continued to educate him and said, "When a woman gives birth to a child, the fat is the belly below, not the chest above, so, uh, so, I have nothing to do with the man on the ground, and you can't mention this matter again in the future." ”

"Auntie, you're not right," Brother Zhu guarded his cheek with his hand and corrected her, "When a woman gives birth to a child, she must first fat the upper breasts, and then the lower belly, and in another month or two, your belly will begin to be round, so you must go to the uncle to be responsible when the belly is not round." "He's also a serious educator.

"Huh?" He Angelica rarely feels that he has become an idiot, isn't it that he has been closed in his dream for a long time, and he can no longer communicate normally between people? Fat breasts first, then fat belly? For the hair?

Brother Zhu beckoned the little fat hand, beckoned He Angelica's face closer, and then told her in his ear: "I have experience in this kind of thing, women's breasts are originally small, after being pressed by men, after a while, the breasts will become bigger and bigger, and after a while, the belly will also become bigger and bigger." Don't make a noise at this time, otherwise people will laugh at you, and you won't be able to get married! ”

The mouth under the veil of He Angelica grows, this is ...... What a seven-year-old child said? Where did he learn these words? I haven't taught him, and I haven't summed it up yet. She asked, "Who taught you these words?" ”

"I don't need to be taught by others, I just know," Brother Zhu thought about it, "Auntie, this situation of yours is relatively rare, and your breasts will become bigger after only a short period of pressing, so according to my analysis, your belly must be bulging earlier than normal people, maybe it will bulge tomorrow." Let's act quickly, while the sky is still dawn to find a father for the little doll, why don't you visit the church with the uncle now as a husband and wife! ”

He Angelica stroked the forehead. Well, she admits that she has no experience in raising children, but she also feeds little bamboo brother into little bamboo brother with spoonful of porridge, and feeds little bamboo brother into bamboo fat with spoonful of rice, watching him do his homework every day, and listening to him shake his head and read the sage articles...... Where did he learn all these strange theories, not to talk about them?

"Little doll?" Chang Nuo's voice sounded behind him, "Who's ...... Little dolls? ”

"That uncle and aunt's." Brother Zhu didn't recognize life, nor was he surprised that someone suddenly appeared in the room, he pointed to Zhu Quan, who was cuckolded on the ground, and said, "Boys, quickly help the master tie up this guy, and the master will urge them to get married." ”

He Angelica turned around and saw Chang Nuo wearing a family uniform, and understood that Brother Zhu must have regarded him as a subordinate, but the person behind him was......

Meng Ying, the third son of Meng, scratched his chin and asked, "Worship the church as a husband and wife?" Who approved it? ”