Chapter 4: From the Mountains
"The identity of our crossing is not to be publicized, so as not to cause trouble, the moment should be to follow the customs, I look at the ancient son of the ancient way of the warm-hearted, in the future, it is inevitable to disturb others, you also have to respect him for three points, don't always put on an old-fashioned face, lose the number of rude."
"Yes, Miss."
As a guard, Wang Chong is loyal to the Yang family, and what Yang Linglong says, he will leave no room for execution.
If Gu Yu knew that the master and servant planned to stay permanently, I don't know how he would feel.
He invited him purely out of politeness, not to ask the two of them to stay in, and to say something nasty, now even his own dinner is a problem. Imagine how a dick with no stable income still has the ability to help others.
And he went out to buy toiletries and did not return, and was interacting with fans in the live broadcast room. Unbeknownst to him, things had exceeded his expectations.
At the moment, the person has been brought home, which is an indisputable fact, and he is relatively tough in the live broadcast room.
"Ladies and gentlemen, you have all seen it, buddy is not bragging, he brought people home directly, and adding WeChat or something is a trivial matter."
There were more than 100 fans in the live broadcast room, and someone asked:
"I don't know how to feel, I'm just here, whose dick is big, come out to explain what happened."
"If you read it, you'll find out who has time to tell you stories."
"Anchor, what I'm worried about now is that the bodyguard with a knife, maybe you don't look as carefully as I do, there are blood stains in the cracks of his armor, if he kills a pig, it's okay, if he kills a person, I'm afraid the anchor's life is not guaranteed."
"Upstairs, don't talk halfway, you continue to talk, what's the situation."
"What's the situation, the woman is as beautiful as a fairy, and the man is mighty and domineering, saying that it is the relationship between master and servant, I think it is the rumored male and female thieves among the folk. To say that this male and female thief is powerful, the means are cruel, first the temptation of beauty, and then the robbery. This is the most wanted criminal, and he is famous in the Public Security Bureau. ”
"Why hasn't the anchor gone back yet, is he cowardly, and he doesn't dare to go back. By the way, I've already finished my instant noodles. ”
"Get out!"
"Beast!"
There are more and more people in the live broadcast room, and there are all kinds of things to say, and these things just happened to attract a lot of people who eat melons.
Gu Yu panicked in his heart, and the more fans in the live broadcast room talked, the more mysterious they became, as if they had seen it with their own eyes, which made him feel uneasy.
As the saying goes, there are discussions on the streets, three people become tigers, and one person says that there are tigers on the street, and it is fine. Two people said that there were tigers on the street and it was fine, and three people said that there were tigers on the street, and their hearts were bottomless. Even if you don't believe it, you'll take a look.
Gu Yu's live broadcast is becoming more and more popular, and while he is happy, he is also a little suspicious, but he must save face.
So he said:
"Dude, I've not been a person who is afraid of things since I was a child, and when I go back, I'll let them take their ID cards out. Otherwise, I'll call the police, you watch. ”
Gu Yu's room is not big, and it is spacious to live alone, although the master and servant feel novel, they dare not touch the things at home, one is not allowed by the master, for fear of losing the courtesy, and the other is that even if they want to move, they don't know where to start.
Approaching the door of the house, Gu Yu became more and more nervous, and the male and female thieves that fans said were still spinning in his mind.
Wang Chong's martial arts are strong, his ear power is amazing, and he can know any sound within ten meters.
"What kind of person, sneaking outside the door, afraid to come in."
Gu Yu was shocked, he accidentally touched the discarded drink bottle next to him, and only made a slight sound, which made Wang Chong hear, which made him even more frightened.
"It's me, it's me, I'm back." Gu Yu hurriedly opened the door with the key, and his mouth began to speak.
"It turned out to be Gu Gongzi, Wang Chong, don't hurry up and apologize to Gu Gongzi."
"I mistakenly thought that it was a small person outside the door, and I asked Gu Gongzi to forgive me."
Wang Chong hugged his fists, and his attitude was very sincere.
Gu Yu smiled dryly: "Don't care, small things, small things." Recently, the community has been a little uneven, and there are often thieves haunting. Brother Wang is vigilant, and it is also a matter of course. ”
Gu Yu never admitted that he was afraid, and blamed everything on the unknown thief.
"Hurry up and wash up, and then I'll take you to dinner."
At this time, he didn't dare to say that he wanted to see his ID card or anything like that, Wang Chong had a bear on his back, and the long knife on his waist gave him a great oppressive force.
Yang Linglong's face was embarrassed.
"Childe, what is this, and how should I use it, Childe doesn't know, I grew up in the mountains since I was a child, and I was never born, so I ....."
This excuse was set by her repeated discussions with Wang Chong, otherwise it would be completely out of line with the culture of this world and would seem out of place. With this excuse, then everything falls into place.
Gu Yu suddenly realized and said: "I see, I'll just say, look at what scared me, it turned out to be a village girl from the mountains, no, it's a fairy girl." There is also this brother Wang, the blood stains in the gaps in the armor on his body must have been left by the slaughter of some animals. ”
Even the people in the live broadcast room can't stand it, this is really self-made. have left messages that the anchor's IQ is in arrears.
The master and servant were worried that they didn't know how to explain this, and others took the initiative to associate it themselves, which saved them a lot of trouble.
Wang Chong smiled dryly: "Let Gu Gongzi laugh, there are many fierce beasts in the mountains, fortunately, I have learned fist and foot kung fu, and I slaughtered some when I went out of the mountain." I haven't come to the rush to clean it yet, so I'll leave it behind. ”
"Then your mountain is really deep enough, but don't kill some national protected animals, that's a crime and a crime. Let's go and wash it, this is shower gel, wash the body, this is shampoo, like hair, this is for washing the face, and there is a bath towel. ”
To say that Gu Yu's heart is really fine enough, even the slippers are ready for two pairs.
He introduced them one by one, explaining how to use them, and the two of them were amazed, thinking that she was in the original world, how could there be so many doors.
In line with the principle of ladies first, Gu Yu asked Yang Linglong to take the lead in washing, Wang Chong naturally would not object, and he also stood outside the bathroom door with a knife on guard, a door god alive.
Although Gu Yu's heart is fine, his nerves are relatively large, since he said it, then there is nothing to do, and he continues to communicate with fans live.
The bathroom does not have a bathtub, it is a shower. There is only one handle, and I don't know how to get out of the water. Although Yang Linglong is erudite and talented, she doesn't know how to use it.
"Wang Chong, go and invite Gu Gongzi to come here, it seems that there is no water available."
Wang Chong, who was standing outside the door, responded: "Miss, this, it's not appropriate for a lonely man and a widow to live in the same room." ”
I have to say that Wang Chong thinks too much, her clothes have not been untied yet, she is dressed neatly, and she is in a foreign land, so she should follow the customs of the country.
Yang Linglong didn't blame, and said: "It's okay, I haven't loosened my clothes yet, and in the future, we will all follow the local customs, just go and invite it." ”
"Yes!"
"Ladies and gentlemen, the mystery has been solved, they are all from the countryside, they have never seen much of the world, don't worry."
Gu Yu didn't mention any ID card, Yang Linglong said that in the deep mountains, he automatically made up his brain to the countryside.
In the live broadcast room.
"The anchor's heart is really big enough, now even in the countryside is modern, and I don't even know what shampoo is, don't you think it's strange."
"Upstairs, you can't say that, you go to the ethnic minorities to see, some of the brushing teeth are still used with salt, this is a tradition."
"The two big dicks are full of food, such a good-looking young lady doesn't take a second look, why do you care so much!"
"It's really good-looking, pure natural and pollution-free."
"I found out that I was really in love. Anchor, I'm offering a bounty, as long as you ask for the contact information of the young lady to tell me, I'll brush a volcano. ”
"Damn, local tyrant, a volcano is a thousand RMB."
"Two volcanoes! Give me. ”
"Three! I'm lonely! ”
Suddenly, a yellow announcement appeared on the big screen: "Welcome to the Emperor Gufeng Qingyun to the Longteng Live Platform." ”
"I'll rub, the god of Gufeng Qingyun is here."