Chapter 462: Imaginary Lover Conceives a Child

Qing'er gloated and told He Angelica: "Yesterday we fainted together, and after a while I woke up first, Bai Yangbai told me that the headgear is also divided into men and women, and he gave us the wrong one, I'm really embarrassed!" ”

He Angelica frowned, Bai Yangbai would not be so careless, he may have done it on purpose. After thinking about it, she asked in a low voice, "Is that 'that thing' still in the baggage?" "Bai Yangbai won't be out of luck to steal the gold and silver jewelry in the baggage to gamble, isn't his uncle the uncle of a certain prince, ask the nobleman for money.

"Why are you so godly!" Qing'er was surprised, "That's right, we have a silver ticket with a denomination of twenty taels missing from our baggage, and I was about to torture Bai Yangbai to get it back!" ”

"Is it just a silver ticket?" She confirmed.

"Well, I ordered, there are a lot of others, our books and jade pendants." Qing'er grinded her teeth and said, "Look how I make that guy spit out those twenty taels, hum, tiger chair, chili pepper water, nail peeling, triathlon!" As he spoke, his knuckles crackled.

He Angelica breathed a sigh of relief and politely stopped Qing'er from committing murder: "Don't go to Qing'er, spare him." It's just a silver ticket, only those objects are indispensable, and they can come in handy in the future, but the old man still knows how to steal and have a reason, and he didn't take clothes and jewelry indiscriminately - what happened later, Bai Yangbai was injured? ”

Qing'er covered her mouth and smiled: "Bai Yangbai made a mistake with the hood, and the two of us made a joke about the rumors, I became angry when I heard it, and I told you that you couldn't wake up for a long time." The twists and turns in the back are bizarre, and I'll tell you slowly later, in short, in the end, we met a large group of zombies, and I also saw Qian Peony's zombies, marked, almost didn't spit out, and her face was rotten! Didn't you ancients use formalin to make zombies? Why can zombies still walk and talk, it scares my guts! ”

He Angelica was confused, and said puzzledly: "I still know about what Qian Peony can leave after his death, it seems that it was provoked by that corpse flower Gu." But what did she do when she came to Rabbit Town, she was completely dead, dead? ”

Qing'er waved her hand in disgust: "It's all rotten, there's no reason to be alive, Bai Yangbai said that their large group of zombies are the people who drive the corpses, only because the living people are hindered by the miasma and can't go up the mountain, so some side sects invited them to come, because the corpses don't need to breathe." The corpses that can walk, move and martial arts are invincible, even Nie Daxia can't kill them, because they are dead, how many times they are knocked down, how many bones are broken, they can get up as usual, slowly squirm over, and scare my guts! ”

"Uncle Nie is alright?" He Angelica frowned worriedly.

Qing'er shook his head: "I didn't suffer a little injury, just now he received a flying pigeon message, opened it and immediately said goodbye to me and Bai Yangbai, saying that Lord Lu can save you, he can rest assured, there is another urgent matter, so he will not wait for news here." ”

He Angelica paused, still didn't ask where his mother lived, sooner or later, the old lady would always take her mother back to Luo's house to see her get married, if there was no one in Sanqingguan, there was no news from the side, and it didn't make a fuss again.

"By the way, when you weren't in Yangzhou some time ago, Qian Peony's case was also sentenced." Qing'er said, "That time, I was going to let you and Meng Xuan both go to the court to testify, and the government also went to Luofu to find you, but your old lady didn't let you go, saying that it was unlucky to go to court, so she directly rejected them." They went to Meng Xuan but couldn't find it, and finally the old man who Bai Yangbai pretended to be selling medicinal candy showed up again, and they were relieved. In the end, the county magistrate Kong Wei sentenced the case and beheaded the Qian Narcissus, who was cut at the entrance of the vegetable market, and I also heard about it but didn't dare to see the big cut. I heard that Qian Shuixian cried miserably before cutting off her head, and when she thought of taking classes with her sisters in the past, alas. ”

"Who did you listen to? Do you still know that it is Bai Yangbai who sells medicinal candy? He Angelica raised his eyebrows and asked, "Why was Qian Shuixian sentenced to be executed?" ”

Qing'er stated: "It was all told to me by Bai Yangbai himself, saying that it was the father of the Qian sisters, the one who grew bitter and hateful, experienced too much money from a small class struggle, bought Sister Pearl's restaurant and house at a low price, and sold it to make a lot of money, and he is still a living Chen Shimei." used to have a wife, son and daughter in the countryside, but as soon as they developed, they were all abandoned, but his original partner was a psychopathic Miao woman, and after being abandoned, it became even more distorted. She will harm people, first harming her own young sons and daughters, and then disguised herself as a Qian Mansion to harm people. ”

"Miao girl?" He Angelica recalled, "Could it be the old woman in black who appeared by Chengxu Lake that night and claimed to be Aunt Qian Peony?" ”

"Oh, so you've seen it with your own eyes," Qing'er croaked, "and that's the 'black old woman'." It is said that the black old woman found that Qian Peony, the concubine of the Qian Mansion, and Qian Shuixian, the concubine Qian Shuixian, were not in harmony, and Qian Shuixian hated her mother even more, so the black old woman became even worse from it, and soon succeeded in instigating Qian Shuixian. Maybe the old black woman thinks that it was the mother-in-law Mrs. Qian who took away her husband and harmed her whole family, so she was ruthless to Mrs. Qian's daughter Qian Peony, who could have been killed with a knife, but the old black woman boiled her every day to drink the kind of soup that she wanted to be a man when she drank it......"

Qing'er squinted at Lu Jiangbei not far away, so Lu Jiangbei walked farther away with interest and let their sisters speak freely. Qing'er Fang lowered her voice again and said: "I also gave Qian Peony a smell of all kinds of psychedelic flowers, which made her temperament change greatly, frivolous and lewd, and mixed with the Qian Mansion family, and the black old woman comrade didn't poison her until Qian Peony gave birth to her first child, so as to make Qian Attack embarrassed and ugly." But he didn't poison her directly, but instigated her sister Qian Shuixian, pushed her into the water on the Qushui Liuzhen with a large number of people, and gave Qian Shuixian a ring with a stinger. Bai Yangbai said that all Gu poisons are not attacked, and they will be menacing as soon as they are triggered. ”

"So Qian Shuixian directly killed her sister, so she has to be beheaded?" He Angelica recalled that scene, and wondered, "I remember that before Qian Peony fell into the water, she smiled and looked at her sister, what kind of fame are they doing?" ”

Qing'er reminded her: "It's the Zong Qiao who admires you, the love letter he received from the money peony says that he wants to make an appointment with him to dive together, and hug and kiss in the water in front of everyone, so he can only let the parents of both sides meet to talk about family affairs, but Zong Qiao didn't open the letter at all." In the court, Qian Shuixian, who had been sentenced, confessed that the black old woman didn't know how to make Qian Peony, so that she always felt that the baby she gave birth to was Zong Qiao's daughter, and she regarded Zong Qiao as an imaginary lover, but in fact, Zong Qiao never spoke to her at all. Alas, when I mention it like this, I think Qian Peony is also quite pitiful, so that her stepmother got schizophrenia, and she is not clean when she dies, and her corpse is driven around to do tasks like a beast by her stepmother all day long. ”

He Angelica pondered for a moment and said: "Her stepmother is definitely not an ordinary Miao girl, how can an ordinary woman be so capable, she seems to have some martial arts foundation, at least she should be a female guest from the rivers and lakes who was born in the corpse gate." Probably in the early years, after washing his hands, he married Qian and had children, but he wanted to live an ordinary life but was abandoned by his husband, and then he gradually became extreme and took the wrong path. Has the head of the exhibition arrested him? ”

"Emma! Who can catch her? Qing'er's face wrinkled into a bun, "Now as long as I mention her, I think of the scene of a group of zombies running at night last night, there is a kind of realistic effect of a 3D movie, and a huge psychological shadow has been left since then." The chubby little hand covered his chest and further distorted his expression, "Pity me yesterday at the last moment of my life, I only thought of my net worth of tens of thousands of taels, and I haven't had time to transfer my name to Xiaoyi, won't I lose my brother in vain after I die?" For this reason, I fled in the zombie horde, and the strong belief supported me not to die. The first thing I did after returning to Yangzhou, I had to write a will first, and we would marry Jinlan, and my estate would be inherited by you. ”

He Angelica patted her cheek: "What nonsense, your heavenly court is full and square, and you can live to be a hundred years old." ”

"Making a will is a very common thing, it is better to prevent trouble before it happens, you ancients were too conservative," Qing'er shook her head, "I will persuade Bai Yangbai to make a will, take inventory of the property, write a letter of inheritance, and when he dies, someone will send him a funeral paper to burn." He has many mansions and beauties rewarded by the emperor in the capital, I really don't know if he is abusive, and likes to be a beggar and a thief. ”

"Persuade Bai Yangbai to make a will? Is he dying soon? ”

"I don't know, I may not die," Qing'er smiled with her chin on her chin, "At that time, he tripped under his feet in order to save me, and was gnawed on his ass by several female zombies led by Qian Peony...... His ass is so white, like a woman. ”

He Angelica was choked by her own saliva, and after coughing violently, she glanced at Lu Jiangbei under the poplar tree in the distance worriedly, and then asked Qing'er: "The walking dead are evil and poisonous, Bai Yangbai was bitten, can there be blue and black marks on his buttocks?" Where is he now, I'll show him. ”

"You can't go," Qing'er dragged a long laugh, "Let Meng Xuan know, don't cut Bai Yangbai's ass to vent his anger!" Don't worry, I sent Bai Yangbai to the farmhouse down the mountain to heal his wounds, and I have taken good care of his ass, you don't have to worry about his ass. By the way, when it comes to Meng Xuan, Bai Yangbai also told me something, the last time I saw Meng Xuan in Chengxu, his ruffian brother Meng Ying drank flower wine in the Qinglou, got drunk and injured people, and put the county government in prison. ”

He Angelica thought and nodded: "I have the impression of this matter, at that time, Yi came to Meng Xuan and said that Miss Xiao - presumably Xiao Suxin - rescued Meng Ying from prison by force, Meng Xuan left as soon as he heard it, afraid that the county government would make a big deal about it, or write a letter to tell Uncle Baoding, which angered him Lao Tzu to teach his son a lesson. ”

Qing'er rubbed her frozen red nose with her index finger horizontally, and continued: "That's the case, Meng Xuan made an appointment with the county order Kong Wei to eat wine on the second day, and took Meng Ying over to compensate for it, wanting to solve the matter of beating people and robbing prisons in a peaceful manner. That Kong Wei seems to be the descendant of Confucius, but it is not as orthodox as Meng Xuan's family, and there is a thick genealogy that can be verified, Kong Wei is just a lonely descendant of the Confucian family. But in the end, it is also an old friendship of the ancestors for dozens of lifetimes, the three of them quickly got acquainted, and on the third day, Kong Wei wanted to invite back again, and asked Meng Xuan and Meng Ying to go to the county government to eat and drink, but as soon as they ate, something happened to them. ”

"What's going on?" Why Angelica is puzzled, the little county order still dares to do bad to Meng Xuan and them?

"This is all what Bai Yangbai said, at that time he pretended to be a county official and served in the inner hall," Qing'er unconsciously slowed down her speech and said thoughtfully, "During the banquet, Kong Wei asked the dancers to cheer up, and gave Meng Ying and them to drink the deer whip wine or something, and finally the two of them got drunk and slept in the county office." The next day, when they got together, there was a dancer among them, it was the silk girl, who claimed to have slept with someone last night, Meng Ying and Meng Xuan blamed each other, and they all said that they were not impressed. ”

“…… And then? ”

Qing'er put one arm around He Angelica's slender shoulder, and said: "Later, I didn't know how to toss, and another Yan Wang stepped in, recognized Bo'er as a righteous daughter, and asked her to choose one of Meng Ying and Meng Xuan to marry, and she followed them back to Qingyuan, and regarded herself as the righteous daughter of the prince all day long." A dancing girl with a happy book was originally one level lower than the maid, but people took themselves as a very personal character, jumping up and down in the Qing Garden like a housewife, and Meng Ying They probably had a ghost in their hearts, and they were hindered by King Yan, so they pretended to be deaf and dumb. ”

He Angelica smiled and bowed his head: "The man pretends to be deaf and dumb, and he has the most skill." When they lose money, they can immediately become deaf, blind, and dumb. ”

"Even the Yitong next to Meng Xuan doesn't twist that silk, for fear that the silker will go around and spread the news that the two brothers of the Meng family sleep with a woman, and it will not be good for the Meng family," Qing'er pouted and snorted, "But the longer the time drags on, the more rampant that silker becomes, once I heard that the owner of Qingyuan is you, she will take you as the number one target......"

"I said that I am not the master of Qingyuan," He Angelica interjected firmly, "Don't say that in the future, don't think so, Qing'er." ”

Qing'er patted her to appease, and persuaded: "In short, that Bao'er is a restless scourge, if you want to marry into the Meng family, you must be ruthless to get rid of her first, so as not to give birth to evil in the future, and it will be too late to regret it." If you can't be ruthless, this time you'll change me! She turned into the voice of the monkey and exclaimed, "Bah! I will saddle the horse and swear to the death, except for the demonic jade rat spirit, in order to repay the master for your rescue in Wuzhi Mountain, ahh ”