Chapter 52, pinch your fingers, little brother, you changed your name to Wangcai...
Xin Yi's face was full of grievances: "Childe, isn't this way of storing grain very good?" Is there anything wrong? As she spoke, she didn't forget to pat her chest that was stuffed with steamed buns.
said that it was two or three days of rations, and Banxia was probably afraid that she would not have enough to eat, so he took a dozen or so big steamed buns for her. Xin Yi found that the part of his chest could not be stuffed so much, so his entire arms were stuffed, and the original small waist was almost stuffed into a beer belly.
“…… Don't you have a limited mobility? Mu Fangjin pulled his eyebrows, looking at this bulging body like a ball, it was really miserable, "And ...... Don't you care what people think of you? ”
Only then did she react, looking at the collective faces of the people walking around her, and then she suddenly realized: Mu Fangjin did not faint the horse, but fainted her steamed buns. Thinking of this, she stroked her chest with 'Amitabha'. "I said it earlier~ I'm worried about you."
The corners of Mu Fangjin's eyes twitched, "What are you worried about......
Seeing that Mu Fangjin was so unappreciative, Xin Yi had no choice but to wave his hand generously, "It's okay, I won't quarrel with you," she pointed to the crimson morning glow on the horizon, "Childe, look, according to a proverb mentioned in the text "Looking at the Clouds and Knowing the Weather" in the Chinese textbook of the junior high school people's education version: 'If you don't go out in the morning glow, the sunset will travel thousands of miles.' You see that the morning glow is full of sky, I'm afraid it's not very suitable for travel. ”
“…… It's still so hard to say a proverb, and you don't know how to pick the important one? Mu Fangjin couldn't help but spit out. And also...... What people teach the version is. ”
Ignorant ancient people who have no knowledge and no common sense, do you know what it means to teach people? Do you know what the Sujiao version is? Do you know what a language version is? It looks like 2580,000 all day long, but the people's education version, the Sujiao version, the Chinese version, the Beijing Normal University edition, the Shanghai education version, the Lujiao version, the Hubei education version, the Changchun version, the Heda version, the junior high school Chinese textbook, a total of nine versions, Mu Fangjin knows it!
In the end, Xin Yi was still embarrassed to show off her abundant knowledge reserves, and just waved her hand, "The Renjiao version of the Chinese textbook should be one of the world's highest-circulation book series digest collections, even if I tell you this, you won't understand it." ”
He took a breath and skipped the topic and continued: "Although what Mr. just said 'Chaoxia doesn't go out' is reasonable, but it's just like this in the summer, if it drags on day by day, I don't know how long it will last." As he spoke, he pointed to the attendant standing in front of him, "and when he brought an umbrella, the gentleman said whether he wanted to go into the mountain with us." ”
Xin Yi pretended to play with his fingers, "Mu Gongzi, I'll pinch my fingers and calculate that we will encounter heavy rain in the forest, but there will be nowhere to hide when the time comes......"
Mu Fangjin smiled at her, "Anyway, I have already packed my bags and can go, if Mr. can go, let's go together, and if I don't go, I will ......" He said this, quickly put away his smile, turned his face and said, "Return the silver." ”
…… This little brother became more and more unkind, and he really blocked her retreat. Xin Yi weighed the pros and cons, and finally nodded, "Since Childe said so, then it is better not to shirk the top." She said this and patted her chest, "After all, there is a place below, and all difficulties and dangers will turn into good luck." ”
“…… Sir, did you take the wrong medicine today? Mu Fangjin glanced at her curtly, pinched the horse's belly, and the horse's hooves dada moved forward.
She felt bored, so she could only follow the side of the horse, and just after taking two steps, Mu Fangjin's entourage, who was following behind, walked two steps and ran forward: "I just heard Gongzi call you sir?" He looked at Xin Yi curiously: "You are ......"
"Mr. fortune teller." "A god stick who cheats money." Unanimous voice, completely different answers.
Hearing that both of them answered, Mu Fangjin and Xin Yi lowered their heads and raised their heads one by one, looked at each other, and then looked down on each other and rolled their eyes.
"Little brother, you don't listen to him," Xin Yi leaned in as he walked, putting his elbow on his shoulder, "Your son-in-law is jealous of me, and no one is convinced, so he will damage me to be a god." She said, helplessly looking at the sky forty-five degrees and spreading her hands, "Alas, jealousy, Chiguoguo's jealousy." ”
“…… Sir, the ...... That word should actually be called 'naked'......" The little attendant replied weakly.
Mu Fangjin sneered on his horse and turned his head to look away.
"Go! I don't need to be reminded, of course I do! Xin Yi patted the little brother's head, "Brother, I still have this bit of knowledge!" Hey, you guys have no humor! Tsk, I can't talk to you for a while. After that, he shook his head very sadly.
When the little entourage saw that no one was paying attention to him, he couldn't help but be a little bored, and hurriedly walked to Xin Yi's side to join in the fun, "Sir, sir." He smiled flatteringly, "Sir, my name is Shuncai, and Childe usually calls me Shunzi, I don't know what Mr. is called?" ”
"Straight, single straight or double straight...... Three belts and one ...... Big and small kings? Called the landlord...... Three points! ”
“…… What do you say, sir? Xin Yi was pondering the landlord by herself, and the little entourage also saw that she was vibrant, and didn't know what she was talking about, and thought that she was a fortune teller, and panicked: "Eh, sir...... Are you counting my name, sir? Be...... Is it something bad? ”
"Huh?" Xin Yi looked at the little brother next to him, and then at Mu Fangjin, who was sitting on horseback and maintaining a cold and noble stinky virtue and still disdained to talk to them, casually touched the hair stubble on his chin, and nodded, "Tsk, little brother, I won't tell you ...... truth."
He became more and more nervous, "What do you say? Is my name bad? ”
"Hmm." She continued to nod, "You are docile by nature, and the word 'shun' makes you even more lacking in uprightness." She slapped her palm, "Yes, look at your name, it's better to call it Wangcai." "Well, Wangcai is more suitable for your dog-legged attributes.
“…… Wangcai. Naturally, the master and servant hadn't watched Zhou Xingxing's movie, but they glanced at each other when they heard the name. Mu Fangjin immediately spoke: "What's so important about this? ”
She snorted, "Mu Gongzi doesn't understand this?" Prosperous, with this little brother at home, he is prosperous. When she said this, she waved her hand again, "The word wealth is a pun, and you are talented and wealthy, why is it not good?" After she said that, she spread her hands and said, "I think it's much better than the previous name." ”
The little brother was bluffed by Xin Yi, and he pondered for a long time, and before Mu Fangjin could speak again, he looked up at his master with a radiant look: "Son!" I decided, according to what Mr. said, my name is Wangcai! The little ones also think it's a good name! ”
Mu Fangjin glanced at Xin Yi in a sneering manner, and finally looked at the previous 'Shuncai' and today's 'Wangcai', and sighed hatefully, "That's it, whatever you want." ”
"Thank you, Childe, thank you, sir!" Wangcai didn't know that he was scolded, but he still thanked him happily.
"You're welcome, you're welcome." Xin Yi smiled lewdly and stretched out his palm at him, "Since you said that my name is good, then...... Don't you give a silver reward? ”
The smile on Wangcai's face froze, looked at Xin Yi's outstretched hand, looked at her treacherous face, and finally looked at his son-in-law's back: "...... Father-in-law, son-in-law, this ......"
Mu Fangjin turned his head and glanced at it as if he was joking, "I told you that he is a magic stick who can only cheat money, you see that you still don't listen." Tsk, I don't care about you, I want to give money and give your own money, it's none of my business. As he spoke, he shook the reins and suddenly rode his horse and rushed out. It seems that he deliberately avoided Wangcai and did not give him money.
"Childe...... Childe, slow down! Wait for me, Childe! Son! Wangcai saw that he was taking the lead, and hurriedly chased after him.
As soon as Xin Yi saw the two of them running away, he also hurriedly chased after the two unreliable goods. Only then did she realize that Mu Fangjin didn't think of a way to give Wangcai, but used this method to divert Xin Yi's attention!
It's insidious! Mu Fangjin, you bastard is so insidious!!
As he expected! After chasing all the way for a while, Xin Yi had the intention to recover the silver money just now, but it was very likely that Wangcai deliberately couldn't remember to give the silver. With her vicious eyes, Mu Fangjin also dismounted. "You can't ride a horse any further, Shun...... Ahem, Wangcai, you go and take the horse away and tie it up. ”
"Yes! Son. Wangcai replied busily, and sure enough, with the virtue of a dog's legs, Xin Yi felt more and more that it was very worthy of this name.
Mu Fangjin, why don't you be lazy! You have to ride a horse for a few steps! How! You can't ride a horse in the mountains! Exhausting you...... I'm tired of you!
…… Next Olympics, the old paper is so tired.
Xin Yi gasped for breath, glared at Mu Fangjin's unkind death, and walked towards the mountain angrily. "Mu Gongzi, just follow me when you enter the mountain!" …… Of course, if we do get lost, I won't blame me.
"Then there's Mr. Law." Mu Fangjin was polite to her, and she didn't look at the clues in her tone, and waited for Wangcai to tie up the horse, and then took two steps to keep up with Xin Yi's pace. "Sir, since you are from this place, tell us where you can find Ganoderma lucidum?"
She looked around and shook her head, "No, the forest is sparse here, we have to find a place with lush woods to make it a little possible." She smiled dryly, "Besides, even if Lingzhi grows here, then you see-" As she spoke, she pointed to a figure not far away, "The nearby villagers all know that they come here to collect firewood, pick mushrooms and pick wild fruits, and when they see Lingzhi, isn't that a convenient thing?" Therefore, if we want to find Ganoderma lucidum, we have to go to the innermost part of the forest, and we can't wait for the leaves to be transparent. ”
Mu Fangjin heard that she was reasonable, and nodded reassuringly in agreement, and then didn't open his mouth again, turned around and asked Wangcai to follow quickly, and the group of three walked towards the depths of the forest.