Chapter 2801: Talking Nonsense with Your Eyes Open

Weak water was originally the weakest water in the world, and even a light feather would sink if it fell into the water, but now, that feather actually floated steadily on the surface of the water.

This alone is already much stronger than many magic weapons.

After all, it takes a lot more subtlety to gild a feather with a delicate rune, and very few people want to plate a rune on a feather that is of little use, mainly because of its complicated workmanship.

Of course, complexity is only for ordinary cultivators, there are immortal powerhouses in Buddhism who are immersed in rune cultivation, and for some subtle runes, they are usually extremely casual but extremely profound, so Buddhism can often take things that other sects can't take.

A leaf whispers and floats in weak water, and the mystery leads the gods.

The little monk spat out lightly in his mouth, and golden runes appeared from his body, the runes presented golden characters, and strings of golden runes were like long strips wrapped around his body, and they also collapsed at will at this moment, like a long spiritual snake, scattered around the little monk, but it was separated from the little monk's body, and it was like a spiritual sense, winding up along the weak water, pushing a small feather to Hong Xiaobao, whose legs had been submerged in the weak water.

Qingqing's nervous look on his face had disappeared at this moment, and he turned to a smile and bowed to the little monk: "Thank you little monk, the Emperor's Palace can produce monkey wine in August, you can taste it." ”

As if she was afraid that she hadn't explained it, she hurriedly said: "It's all brewed with elixir fairy fruits, and there is no meat taste." ”

How do you know that the little monk gave a salute and laughed: "The little monk is wary of not abstaining, the wine and meat pass through the intestines, and the Buddha stays in his heart." ”

"You're funny. Qingqing covered her mouth and smiled, but she saw that the little monk's eyes were shining, and she couldn't help but feel slightly annoyed, it turned out to be a flower monk.

"It's funny, it's funny. But if you tease me like this, I'm afraid that the rune imprint I left in the water will have to condense again, and I hope that the donor in the water can hold on for a little longer. ”

When Qingqing heard this, this monk actually deserted at this time, and hurriedly turned his head to look at Hong Xiaobao.

Seeing a feather floating towards him, Hong Xiaobao didn't consider whether the feather could withstand the weight of himself and Yun Xiaoxiao. With all his strength, he kicked into the water, jumped into the water with a little reaction force when the water was scratched, and stepped on the feather steadily, and his body shook with it, and he could stop on the feather.

In just an instant, the feather sank by itself.

Oh my God, do you want to cheat me like this? Obviously, this is the last straw, but why do you have to do this, such a pit......

saw Hong Xiaobao almost splashing in the water. Qingqing was anxious, and hurriedly shouted at the little monk: "Little bald donkey, can you use dim sum to do things?"

"I'm not a bald donkey, I'm a monk, and the monk has a Dharma name, called Wu Nian. The little monk looked like he was in a hurry to die, and slowly buckled his index finger and lightly touched it in the air. When Qingqing was about to scold, he suddenly yelled: "Go." ”

The feathers that were rippling in the weak water and were about to sink suddenly floated again.

I'll it. I got up again, and I was so scared.

Hong Xiaobao was shocked into a cold sweat, there was no strength left in his body, and now he was pitted by the little monk like this, and the whole person collapsed a lot, but fortunately, Xiaobao is usually not lazy about cultivation. It's quite safe to stand on a horse pile.

Borrowing the buoyancy of a feather, Hong Xiaobao jumped in the air, and the shore was only a few tens of meters, for him, this jump of dozens of meters could still be done.

It's just that he made a small movement when he jumped up. The mysterious feather under his feet suddenly disappeared in a blink of an eye.

This move was clearly seen by the demons on the shore, and their eyes were as red as rabbits.

Nima, people helped you, and they took it for nothing, it's really shameless.

In fact, if they also have this opportunity, I am afraid that the speed of the shot will be even faster than Hong Xiaobao, after all, as long as the objects of Buddhism are blessed with rune marks, even if it is a monk's robe or a bowl, it has its mysterious effect.

These red-eyed people couldn't wait to writhe in the water themselves, and let the little monk take out a little object to help them, but if the little monk didn't help, wouldn't he lose a lot of money.

Therefore, this idea can only be an idea, and it cannot be taken seriously.

"I'll go, it's so fast!" Qingqing had a black line on her forehead, and she was slandered in her heart, but when she squinted at the little monk, she found that the little monk still had that smile that had not changed for a hundred years, and she didn't know if she was angry.

"Yo-heh. Hong Xiaobao shouted in the air, and gently bounced the cloud Xiao behind her in the air, allowing her to land safely, while she fell headlong on the stone slab on the shore and fell into a dog eating.

Hey, there's no way, this is already prostration, there's no need to pretend to look good, of course, in fact, if you still have some strength, Hong Xiaobao will not let himself be so embarrassed, he is also a face-saving person.

"Brother Xiaobao~!" "Hong Xiaobao!" "How are you?"

Yun Caixiao and Qingqing hurriedly rushed over to explore the injuries on Hong Xiaobao's body, and seeing that he was fine, they finally put their minds at ease, but Yun Caixiao suddenly sobbed for some reason.

Hey, women are really made of water, and they wipe their tears at every turn, and I don't know what's wrong.

When Hong Xiaobao was panting and thinking of a way to make Yun Cai Xiao laugh, the little monk suddenly walked over.

I saw the little monk's cloth shoes, then the spotless golden robe, and then the face that was full of smiles but looked very meaningful.

"Is there something wrong?" Hong Xiaobao opened his mouth to ask, he was also weak-hearted, and forgot to thank him, so he hurriedly said: "I am in the water thanks to your help." ”

However, the little monk did not appreciate it, but just spread his hand and said with a smile: "Donor, please return the monk's feathers." ”

This little monk is so rude, it really is.

Hong Xiaobao smacked his mouth, paused, and said with a smile: "I used too much force when I jumped up just now, so the feather sank into the weak water by itself." ”

Isn't this talking nonsense with his eyes open? It seems that everyone is seeing it, but Hong Xiaobao did it.

Yun Caixiao was stunned, and he stopped sobbing, he looked at Hong Xiaobao in a daze, and suddenly laughed.

"If the monks don't say anything, the donor should please return the feathers. The little monk still didn't give up.

Yun Caixiao seemed to be reluctant, hesitated for a moment, bit his lip and begged Hong Xiaobao: "Brother Xiaobao, after all, people have helped us, so let's return the feathers to him." ”

What a stupid woman, I'll you......

Hong Xiaobao tugged at the corners of his mouth, glanced at Yun Caixiao meaningfully, and said angrily: "You are still not my woman, if you do, you have to help your husband, how can you speak for others." ”

Then he looked at the little monk with a look of asking for money and not a single life, and said: "Everyone can see clearly just now, that feather really fell into the weak water, it's a pity, your Buddhist things are amazing, a feather can show such a big effect, if it is something else, will it be stronger?"

God, open your eyes and talk nonsense, plus two.

Not only is he talking nonsense, but according to Hong Xiaobao's words, what is the idea of not wanting to beat the little monk? Poor little monk, not only lost his feathers, but was also targeted by Hong Xiaobao.

This Hong Xiaobao is really, unique in heaven and on earth!

Qingqing on the side is already difficult to pretend, and he almost didn't have a mouthful of salt soda sprayed to death, but this is Hong Xiaobao in her eyes, no matter who is cheap, he still dares to take advantage of it, and his face is not red, his heart is not beating, and his legs are not trembling, such a little treasure is really the first wonder in the world.

It's hard for Qingqing to come up with other words to describe this strange thing in the world, but is it really good to describe it like this?

It's just that the little monk didn't mean to give in at all, he still stretched out his hand to Hong Xiaobao, and there was still a smile on his face: "The monks don't say anything, I saw you take it." ”

I'll it, why are you so stingy, you have to fight over even a feather.

Hong Xiaobao took a deep breath and was about to speak, but was robbed by Qingqing: "Little monk, you said that the family doesn't speak, but you did, what kind of monk is a monk who eats meat and drinks alcohol, won't the master scold you when you go back?"

I'm going to be on the front so soon, hey, is this still the same Qingqing I've seen before? Nothing to do, either a traitor or a thief, ironclad, and run away.

Hong Xiaobao slandered in his heart, and his eyes didn't look at the little monk, but stared at Qingqing's face, wanting to see her true face.

Sure enough, Qingqing's words were astonishing: "In this way, if you also give me a piece of feather, I will not be difficult for you, and I will not sue your master, and also, when you get to me, you can drink monkey wine as you like!"

I'm rubbing, isn't this a robbery? Okay, you're a young man, is there anyone who does this? He's just a monk who hasn't been deeply involved in the world!

Hong Xiaobao can be regarded as recognizing, the Qingqing in front of him is not only cunning, but also greedy, most of them have learned their own, no!

The geniuses present all had a little bit of the urge to punch and kill this cheeky man and woman, but they had something Xiao Jiujiu in their hearts, and I am afraid that Xiaobao was similar to Qingqing, but they were preempted by Hong Xiaobao before, and now they were used by Qingqing first, and they were so annoyed.

Poor monk, if you really get along with these two little bastards for a long time, I am afraid that even the pants to cover your shame will be snatched by them, if those little pants have any ulterior use.

Everyone looked at the little monk with sympathy, just like looking at a fat sheep waiting to be slaughtered on the board.

The two greedy little bastards looked at the little monk with their own hearts at the moment, to see how he would deal with this matter, but Yun Caixiao beside Hong Xiaobao couldn't help frowning, she was originally innocent, seeing Hong Xiaobao and Qingqing doing this, she couldn't help but have a little urge to dissuade her, but after thinking about it, she pursed her lips and gave up. (To be continued.) )