Chapter 272: In Hades (3)
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Qi Xiaoting nodded when she heard this, and said in her heart: Today is really not in vain: when you send the ghosts in the ghost bag in the future, you must prepare dry food for them. It is best to use yellow rice noodles and sorghum rice noodles to deal with vicious dogs once they go off the road.
The vicious dogs swarmed down on the dry food again.
The middle-aged female ghost took advantage of this opportunity and immediately ran away.
To say that animals are animals, there is no spirit of gentleness and frugality.
And because dogs have the most sensitive sense of smell, they can smell objects from afar. The group of dogs next to them may have sniffed the special smell of dry food, and immediately put down the limbs of the ghost in their mouths and rushed towards the place where the dry food was put in a swarm.
The vicious dogs swarmed in, and soon surrounded a large area of black press, and arched inward with a crack.
"Ghosts are just virtual bodies," Ren Qiang explained, "Evil dogs eat them just to satisfy their hunger, and no matter how they eat, they can't get enough."
"But this is different from dry food for dogs, for dogs, this is substantial food, real rations, can fill their stomachs.
"So, this dry food has a fatal attraction to vicious dogs. As soon as the ghost that strayed here is dropped, all the dogs will come forward and fight for it. β
Sure enough, the war between the vicious dogs for the "dry food for dogs" became more and more intense, and there was even a situation between them biting each other and chasing after me.
And on the periphery of the battle, there was a circle of empty lots without vicious dogs.
The fat ghost and the thin ghost in the paper car were probably frightened by this scene, and when they saw that the dogs had left a blank space, they hurriedly pushed the car door and shouted at the female ghost driver who had already walked away: "Wait for us, we will go too." With that, he got out of the car and ran.
Dogs have a characteristic of animals: the more you run, the more they chase you. If you walk slowly, without alarming them, nothing will happen.
The fat ghost and the thin ghost forgot this taboo in a hurry, and immediately aroused the alarm of a vicious dog who was about to grab the dog's dry food, turned back to them, and took a bite on the leg and stomach of the fat ghost who was running slowly.
The fat ghost's eyes were dark in pain, and he almost didn't faint, but he didn't fall down until he stood up. But he still had time to shout: "Help." β
The tone was extremely miserable.
The thin ghost who was running in front of the fat ghost heard the shout and looked back, although he was also scared in his heart, but after all, it was together, and when he saw that there was only one vicious dog, he ran back a few steps, held back enough strength and flew up with enough strength, and kicked the vicious dog in the neck.
The vicious dog rolled on the ground with a "whoop", and was about to pounce again, when the thin ghost picked up a thigh bone from the ground that he didn't know was the ghost, and slashed it for a while. The vicious dog had some scruples, and although he still barked vigorously, he did not dare to step forward.
"Let's go! It's safe to catch up with Onicha-sama. The skinny ghost shouted at the fat ghost as he fended off the vicious dog.
The fat ghost's legs are weak, where can he still run? Just move forward one step at a time.
At this moment, a small black vicious dog pounced from below and bit the middle of the fat ghost's legs! He let out another earth-shattering scream.
At this time, the female driver and the bald ghost, who heard the shouting, also turned around and rushed back.
The bald ghost laughed from afar: "Hahahaha, hahahaha, okay, okay, okay, bite off the root of right and wrong, you will be a woman in the next life." β
The two ghosts here went to deal with the vicious dog, and they didn't say anything more.
The black dog was small, and the fat ghost was tall, and he couldn't touch the ground on his hind legs with the thing in his mouth, and the whole dog hung there. The fat ghost's legs were weak in pain, and he only cared about howling in his throat, but he couldn't do anything about it.
Seeing this, the thin ghost gritted his teeth, smashed the thigh bone in his hand at the little black evil dog, freed his hand to catch up with the first two steps, grabbed the two hind legs of the little black evil dog, and pulled it down hard.
Where can it be pulled off? only pulled the fat ghost to follow step by step.
The fat ghost howled as he walked: "Brother, don't talk about it, it hurts." β
The thin ghost said: "Don't follow while you stand, then you may be able to tear it off." β
The fat ghost said, "Let's go with the ghost, don't talk about it yet, it may be good to get to her." β
So, the thin ghost dragged the little black evil dog's legs, and the little black evil dog bit the fat ghost's thing. The fat ghost bent his legs and walked towards the female driver and the bald ghost with trembling steps.
The vicious dogs seem to be afraid of female drivers. When there was still a foot away on both sides, the little black vicious dog let go of its mouth and fell. But he tore off a piece of crotch cloth, and there seemed to be something in it, and he put it in his mouth, and he lifted it.
The thin ghost took the opportunity to slash it and threw it out.
However, the little black vicious dog was not injured by this, and after landing on the ground, he rolled and ran away with the contents in his mouth.
"Oh my God, I'm done." The fat ghost touched his crotch with his hand, couldn't hold on any longer, sat on the ground with his ass, and howled with snot and tears.
The female driver looked at the fat ghost's miserable state coldly and did not speak.
The thin ghost stepped forward and comforted: "Forget it! Brother, this ...... It may not be used in the underworld. β
The fat ghost cried and touched the wound with his hand, and suddenly burst into tears and laughed when he touched it: "Hahahaha, it's still there, it's still there!" The fat ghost jumped up from the ground, dancing with his hands, and was happier than picking up a golden doll.
"Brother, face it! Don't grieve too much. "The thin ghost thinks that the fat ghost is crazy because of excessive sadness.
The bald ghost who looked at each other coldly on the side was surprised: "How can it still be?" I saw the dog take a big chunk?! β
The fat ghost heard that he was bottomless for a while, and he opened his legs to look at himself, and suddenly burst into a shock and laughter: "Hahaha, it's a big problem, that guy ripped off my raincoat, hahaha, a blessing in disguise!! β
The bald ghost glanced at the fat ghost with disdain, and whispered to the blank female driver standing aside, "This guy was blocked because of cheating and hid in the refrigerator to freeze to death." But I couldn't take it off. I've been worrying about this for so many days. I didn't expect the vicious dog to solve the problem for it. β
The second monk who listened to Qi Xiaoting was puzzled: These three male ghosts are ghosts in which era? Why did the refrigerator and raincoat (set, set) come out?! This is all a product of the present of his previous life?!
Squinted at Ren Qiang, and saw that he was looking at himself with a smile, he couldn't help blushing, and quickly looked away.
It wasn't just the words of the ghosts that made Qi Xiaoting blush, she found that the bubbles (enchantments) covering them were just over a meter in diameter, and she and Ren Qiang stood side by side, their bodies almost together. Coupled with the clarity of what is said outside, as a girl who has never been in the world, it is strange not to be ashamed!
At this time, the fat ghost outside jumped and laughed with joy, eager to show the ghosts in the whole underworld the thing between his legs.
Just when he was proud, he saw the female ghost driver step forward and kick it fiercely at the place where it was both proud and deadly.
"Why...... Kick me? The fat ghost covered it with his hands again, first bent down deeply, and then raised his head with difficulty, and saw the female ghost driver standing angrily with his hands crossed in front of him, and spit out a sentence with difficulty: "I understand...... I...... Shouldn't...... Exposed! β
Then he lowered his head again and muttered, "Testicles...... Testicle...... Pill...... Broken...... ......" then fell headlong, and his body bowed into the shape of a prawn, constantly twitching.
It seems that this time it hurts even more than a dog bite, and I can't even shout.
The bald ghost on the side couldn't hold back any longer, and laughed loudly again: "Hahahaha, hahahaha, this is called avoiding the first day of junior high school, but you can't hide from the fifteenth-who made you love yin wives and daughters?" β
"You still have the face to talk about me?!" The fat ghost was exposed, and he raised his head to choke on the bald ghost and said: "When you were in the countryside, there were mothers-in-law in every village, and you didn't do much like this!! β
As soon as the fat ghost's words fell, the female ghost driver next to the bald ghost suddenly turned around and kicked it in the crotch.
The bald ghost was also the same as the fat ghost, and immediately covered it with both hands, first bent down deeply, and then raised his head with difficulty, looked at the angry female driver standing in front of him, and said, "Why...... I didn't show it in front of you......"
The female ghost driver snorted coldly, turned her back and left.
The bald ghost bowed his head again and said, "It seems to be ...... Also...... Broken...... Finish. Then he fell headlong, bowed into the shape of a prawn, and twitched constantly.
The thin ghost came over and smiled and said, "You didn't suffer this kick at all. β
The bald ghost gritted his teeth and said, "Don't be complacent?!" I don't know about you raping a little girl and killing people, wow?! Maybe the next kick will be yours?! β
When the bald ghost said this, the thin ghost really trembled for a while, and it seemed to touch its heart.
At this time, the female ghost driver had already stepped out of the way, turned back to them and said, "I'm so confused, I actually believed your words?!" I think you have really been wronged, and I sincerely help you find a way to trust the relationship?!
"Skynet is magnificent, negligent but not leaky, you finally told the truth in the Vicious Dog Village. I'm sorry, but where are you going or where are you going! β
After saying that, a man walked to the car, opened the door and sat in, and drove away.
Qi Xiaoting suddenly became in awe of this female ghost driver - I didn't expect a female ghost to be so upright?!
At first, she thought that this female ghost driver was the master of collecting money and doing things for others, but now it seems that she is blinded by not understanding the situation, and she will not tolerate and accommodate at all after knowing the truth!
Her kick was ...... It can be described as accurate, stable and ruthless. If the modern female drivers in her previous life were like her, I don't know how many criminals could be caught?!
At this time, the war between the vicious dogs for the "dry food for dogs" stopped, and the vicious dogs resumed their original "organizational discipline", and ran towards the three male ghosts who had lost the protection of the female ghost driver, and surrounded the three male ghosts at once.
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