Chapter Eighty-Four: The Lustful Car
Greenwing snorted and threw out the small pale gold flag, and the oddly shaped Willis "Peng" appeared in front of Akon. Akon was taken aback: "How did it become like this?" β
I saw Willis looking embarrassed, the eyes of the two front headlights were beaten black, the boss had a wound plaster on the hood of his nose, several broken teeth of the grating, his body was purple and black, and there was a footprint on the back of the car. It seems that he was beaten by someone very lightly.
"Beat me up!" Greenwing said, standing up.
Willis shuddered, and suddenly he started and hid behind Akon.
"Look at the broken car you brought back, it's just like you!" Greenwing geared up, and it seemed like he wanted to punch Willis.
Zhang Fan laughed on the side: "Hey, your car can really rub oil, but it's a pity that I didn't see the object clearly." Provoke Miss Greenwing and still have good fruit to eat?! If you don't tear it down, it's cheaper. β
It turned out that after Zhang Fan received the car, Green Wing was very curious and asked Zhang Fan to release it to take a look. Unexpectedly, this Willis, as soon as he came out and saw the green wing, he was so energetic that he circled around the green wing. At first, Green Wing thought it was funny, and he went up to play with it, but he didn't expect this color car to be bold! Taking advantage of Green Wing's unpreparedness, he knocked her to the ground and leaned over the front of the car, only rubbing Green Wing's face and chest.
It's worth it! Annoyed, Green Wing punched over and broke the guy's teeth! Then get up and beat it up! Willis saw that the situation was not good, so he ran away! But the door of the training hall is closed, where to run?
Where can Green Wing put it?! borrowed the 'rune staff' from Zhang Fan, and slammed this guy hard, it's strange to say, this Willis Jeep is also afraid of the thunder and lightning attribute of this 'rune staff'. I was dizzy, and it was estimated that the instruments in the car were out of order, the direction was chaotic, and I was bumping around, obviously a bit drunk driving.
It turns out that no matter how nasty the scoundrel is, he is afraid of the electric baton of the police uncle!
The result is not difficult to predict, Willis, who can't run fast, is naturally beaten by the female Rakshasa of Green Wing! Fortunately, the sword was taken by Akon, otherwise it would have been a problem for Akon to come back and see Willis in its entirety. Since then, this Willis has been branded, one is afraid of the green wing, and the other is afraid of the 'rune staff'!
Akon Haha laughed and dragged Willis out of the room, pointing at its nose and scolding, "You stupid car, you don't even look at the object if you want to rub oil!" Even Uncle Ben didn't dare to ...... That one...... Uh, Big Sister Greenwing! You have eaten the gall of the leopard, and you dare to touch our wise and martial sister Greenwing! In the future, you will be obedient to me, follow Uncle Ben! β
Akon reprimanded a few words, then lowered his head and said softly: "Follow Uncle Ben honestly, you have a flower girl." BeautifulgirlοΌ Got it? β
Willis nodded hurriedly, his dark eyes actually narrowed into a curved line, and his toothless mouth grinned, smiling so obscenely. This person and a car are on the side, and I don't know what to do? But I saw Akon find a small pair of briefs out of nowhere and dangle around the front of Willis's car, causing Willis to turn around like a puppy! Then with a hard flick, the briefs made an arc and flew towards the corner of the courtyard! Willis let out a "Boom! The front wheels were raised high like horses, and then they swooped away towards the briefs!
"You bastard!" Greenwing pulled out a heavy machine gun with his backhand and fired angrily at Akon and Willis in the courtyard! "I'll kill you two perverts!"
One person and one car in the courtyard were strafed around, and in such a critical situation, Willis was still busy taking the time, grabbed the palm-sized briefs in one mouth, and swallowed them in one gulp! Then he rubbed on Akon as he ran, and from under his flying shirt, he took out a high-end sexy bra, which was still the same as that pair of panties!
Zhang Fan's eyes were straight when he saw it! What kind of car is this?!
Zhang Fan shouted, "Enough, stop for me!" "Draw the 'Rune Staff', and the whip body glows with lightning.
Willis immediately became honest, but still quietly biting his bra. Akenla can't even pull it out! Willis took advantage of the unpreparedness of a few people, sucked hard, and sucked the bra into the car!
"You car! Dare to steal Uncle Ben's treasure! Akon hit Willis the body: "Spit it out for the uncle!" Don't force me to use tricks! β
How could Willis spit out the meat in his mouth, pouted his ass and put Akon aside, and ran to Zhang Fan's side, posing as a low-eyebrow and humble minion. Zhang Fan saw that a line of golden light flashed on the tentacle behind Willis, and the light of the pale golden flag raised on the top was shining and gradually deformed!
"It's changed!" Zhang Fan pointed to the flag and shouted.
The three of them leaned over and looked closely at the back of Willis's car. But I saw that the small flag, which was originally square, became smaller and became a small triangular flag. But the pennant swayed in the wind, no matter how the three of them looked at it, it looked like half a piece of pale gold briefs!
"Look, there's a pattern on it!" Akon saw it and found the clue.
"What is this pattern? Two loops on one thread? "Greenwing doesn't understand.
"! This color car, this is a bra pattern on it! Akon kicked it up.
With a "peng", Willis disappeared in place, only the pale gold pennant with a bra pattern slowly fell from the air.
The three of them looked at each other! Zhang Fan suddenly thought of something, raised his hand to catch the pennant, and said to Greenwing Akon: "Could this be this Willis's 'Devouring' skill?" β
"Hehe, the first time I used my skills, I actually swallowed a set of sexy underwear! This guy. Akon smiled bitterly, and suddenly exclaimed exaggeratedly: "That's my most haode collection!" The new model of Shijie's top brand 'Victoria's Secret'! β
"Die! In the future, we will drive this car with underwear license plate to fight! Zhang Fan slapped Akon on the head hard.
Green Wing also came up and smacked: "It's so good that you can't die, give it this thing for the first time!" I wonder what the impact will be in the future? β
Being stinked by two teammates, Akon was also a little worried. He took the pale gold pennant and said a little worriedly, "It won't have any effect on its attributes, right?" β
"I just took a look, and the attributes haven't changed much, maybe the first devouring is to change that flag. Or because that underwear has no attributes, only the flag has been changed. Zhang Fan analyzed.
"I think it's this broken car's own attention!" Green Wing took the 'rune whip' in Zhang Fan's hand and said indignantly: "Just let it come out, let's beat it up and let it change the flag and the logo on it!" β
Green Wing's method is simple and effective. As soon as he finished speaking, the pale gold flag "Peng" suddenly showed Willis's figure. looked nervous, it seemed that the conversation between the three of them, this guy heard it all.
"Poof!" Willis spat out the underwear, his body shook, and the flag behind his ass returned to its original appearance.
Akon rolled his eyes and said to Zhang Fan: "This guy is in such a hurry to eat, he won't need any props to upgrade, right?" β
Zhang Fan paused for a moment and nodded: "The first time you eat, it must be a little commemorative, but you can't swallow it indiscriminately, you don't have to eat it badly, which will affect your future development." β
"There it is!" With a flash of inspiration, Akon felt something from the space and threw it into the air. The object fell in a flickering arc.
Willis slammed into the action, pounced like a dog, and threw his head up and swallowed the object.
Zhang Fan Luyi saw clearly, looked at each other and smiled, and nodded.
Akon stood with his hands in his hands and said proudly: "This 'Silver Star Medal' is the result of our team's first cooperation, and it also has its credit." It's also a dark gold item! β
Willis swallowed the 'Silver Star Medal', his body trembled, and he let out a low roar, and his body faintly flowed with dark golden brilliance.
The dark gold light turned into a dark gold pattern and gradually disappeared into the body, and Willis appeared to be full of vitality, in fact, all of his state was restored, and he became more intimate with the three of them.
The three of them are given a hint: you have been given a team-exclusive item, and you have passed its approval, and you can put the team's stamp on it. Once stamped, this item cannot be transferred.
"Good boy! Added a 20% cap on durability and spiritual power! It also saved 10,000 merit points to charge, and it didn't lose a dark gold prop! Akon grinned and said, "I said that team medal is a chicken rib for us, so it was used here." β
And so it was! This flag is the emblem of this car. But why not on the front of the car? Oh yes, and the nose is the tip of its nose. Zhang Fan stroked his palm and said. We can now have our own team logo. Think about it, what symbol? β
All three of them were very happy, and they all wanted to put on the symbols they had in mind. Zhang Fan naturally wanted to get a Buddhist logo on it; Akon thinks the most, one moment to get the yin and yang fish, and the next three guns, three knives, or three of their respective weapons; Green Wing, of course, wanted to draw a green angel wing.
The three argued, and none of them had a pattern that satisfied all three.
A gust of night wind blew, and a leaf that was blown off by the wind fell from Zhang Fan's eyes. Zhang Fan's heart lit up, and he used a branch to draw a three-petal lotus flower on the ground that was blown by the wind and fell obliquely.
"How?" Zhang Fan asked.
"Yes, the lotus flower represents both Buddhism and Taoism. In fact, the spiritual meaning of the lotus flower can represent all religions for good. Not bad, I agree. Akon nodded in agreement.
"It's so slanted, like a wing, I like it too." Green Wing nodded as well. "Three petals represent the three of us."
Zhang Fan lightly touched next to the lotus flower, as if there was a faint extra petal, and the pattern was more three-dimensional. "It's not three, it's four. You're one of us, welcome aboard. Zhang Fan said to Willis. You can also add your own ideas. β
Willis looked so moved, with big watery eyes.
The three of them folded their hands on the front of Willis's car, closed their eyes, and prayed silently. Willis actually closed his eyes as well. The trio glowed softly in the night of the Ring-Bearer's Town, as if a pure moonlight had wrapped them together.
Gradually, the light faded, and the small pale golden flag was imprinted with a flowing lotus flower. It's just that the flag still changes into a palm-sized triangle, which looks like a pair of underwear no matter how you look at it.
"You are a car, you are really a thief!" Zhang Fan smiled bitterly.
Greenwing Akon also glanced at each other and smiled helplessly. Willis shook his ass triumphantly, and the pale gold pennant fluttered in the wind, like a candle sparkling in the night breeze.