Chapter 2 Brainwashed by a Wimpy Kid?

Xiaosheng didn't get the recommendation vote to like my book

- KS-kun

Jiang Nian on the side is still thinking about countermeasures, how to say it?

"Or do you mean I have a stomachache during the exam?"

"No, no, no, this reason has already been used."

"Poof"!

A discordant voice came out, and Jiang Niannian looked back and saw that it was a little boy, so he said to him viciously

"What are you laughing at?"

Jiang Niannian felt that he had lost face, so he was angry at this kid who laughed at him.

But it didn't seem to work, and the child not only did not repent, but also said:

"Sister, you are so fierce that you don't have a boyfriend, right?"

One-hit kill!!

Hearing a five or six-year-old kid laugh at himself for not having a boyfriend?

Hehe? She doesn't have a boyfriend? This is a big joke, she Jiang is not liked every year?

How can it be? But that's just the way it is.

"What do you know as a little kid?"

In order to hide his embarrassment, Jiang Niannian coughed lightly twice and turned his head to look at the sky and look at the ground, but he didn't look at children.

How could she lose her reputation to a hairy boy who has not dried up?

"Don't look at me small, in fact, I know everything."

The little boy patted his chest proudly, there was really nothing to stump him.

Jiang Niannian's look of disbelief made the little boy completely angry.

"Hey, ugly woman, do you know why you're not chased?"

What the heck? Ugly woman? Are you calling yourself? It seems that he is calling himself, but if he calls himself, he calls himself, why call himself an ugly woman? Is she really that ugly?

Nonsense, she's so cute, so good-looking.

Tiger doesn't power you when I'm HeLLoKiTTy?

Besides, even if I am an ugly woman, I am the most beautiful flower among ugly women.

"You tell me clearly what it means that I have no one to chase?"

Since she has been called an 'ugly woman', she can't lose this title in vain!

The little boy glanced at Jiang Niannian with his spare eyes, took a deep breath and said to her:

"First, you're a girl, where do you look like a girl? Tsk tsk"

After speaking, he shook his head, which made Jiang Nian Nian very unbearable, where did he not look like a girl?

When Jiang Nian heard this, he couldn't sit still, no, he couldn't stand!

"Little brat, you..."

Before he could finish speaking, he was interrupted, and the little boy continued:

"Look at you, I just said you and you can't stand it."

Jiang Nian was scolded and had nothing to say, so he could only stare at him with his eyes, and the legendary eyes killed him in seconds.

"Finally, I advise you not to speak too loudly, you know?"

After saying goodbye to Jiang Niannian, Jiang Niannian was still in a daze, she actually felt that what a five or six-year-old child said was very reasonable?

Turned around and grimaced at the child's back.

"Lulu, the bear child still teaches my sister a lesson?"

Hmph, a nasal snort, but the most important thing at the moment is how to deal with his own queen mother.

"Heavens, kill me with a sword!"

Ask me what hurts me the most? Let me answer you: being scolded by the queen mother is the most painful, and it is better to kill me with a sword than quickly.

"What's wrong with this girl?"

The passer-by aunt couldn't help but look at Jiang Nian and mutter.

"yes, how did such a good girl get madness?"

Passerby Aunt B followed the words of the previous aunt.

"It's a pity, it's a pity......"

"yes."

After speaking, he shook his head regretfully, pity this girl.

"Aunt is not ......"

Jiang Nian wanted to explain that he was not sick, but the effect did not seem to be very good.

I saw that the two aunts heard Jiang Niannian calling them and hurriedly retreated, thinking that the aunt said to another aunt:

"it, let's go home quickly, don't be outside."

"yes, yes!"

The person who is called the second Dan mother, pandering to say.

After saying this, the two of them ran away like the wind, leaving only Jiang Niannian's back.

"What the hell?"

I'm really angry with myself, I forgot to look at the yellow calendar when I went out, it's really unfortunate to go out.

First, I met a little boy who "taught" himself, and was misunderstood by the two aunts as a "madman", and after he was done, he had to go home and be scolded by the "queen mother".

Her life is so miserable!!

Forget it, the soldiers will block, and the water will cover the earth.

Come to one she Jiang "kills" one every year, nothing can stump her, she is:

Commonly known as "a foodie with a beautiful appearance like a flower, a worry-free future"?!

The identification is complete, "a foodie"!

"Bell bell bell"

The mobile phone in his pocket rang again unbearably lonely, and Jiang Niannian said to the phone very helplessly:

"Cell phone, mobile phone, do you know that I used to like you very much, but now I hate you very much, do you know why?"

I looked at the phone, it still rang "ringing ring", you are the phone does not understand our pain.

"Forget it, I'm really sick and actually talking into my phone?"

Jiang Niannian patted his head with his hand, and then quickly answered the phone:

"Hello? I've come downstairs to our house, so that's it, bye! ”

After speaking, he hung up the phone decisively with god-like speed, for fear that saying one more word would become "the last straw that broke the camel's back".

The phone is in a state of "bewilderment", and I haven't spoken yet, why did I hang up the phone over there, and I said so much, I didn't understand a word?

I said a lot, but I didn't understand a word.

In desperation, he could only dial back, and at the same time he said:

"Stinky girl, hang me up? And wasted my phone bill! ”

As soon as I put the phone in my pocket, it rang again like an urge.

"Bell bell bell ...... Bell bell bell, "

Jiang collapsed every year, I've seen someone call, I've never seen someone call like this, don't you need money for phone bills??

"Hey, what do you have to tell the Queen Mother?"

The corners of his mouth smiled slightly, and he couldn't show it even if he was impatient.

"Stinky girl, why are you hanging up the phone so fast?"

I can't help muttering a few sentences, in fact, Jiang Nian is used to it, as the saying goes: Habit becomes natural!

"No, I was wronged, my lord, I just wanted to save phone bills."

Yes, that's right, she has figured out her own countermeasures, she can be sure that if she said this, the queen mother will not care anymore.

"Stinky girl, you finally know how to save money?"

Yo, this girl still knows how to save money? Coax yourself?

"Of course, Queen Mother, people have always been very economical and good at running a family!"

Jiang Nian couldn't help complaining, just like he was spending money all the time.

"By the way, when I passed by the supermarket, I brought a bottle of soy sauce here, and there was no soy sauce in the house."

That's the point, soy sauce soy sauce soy sauce...... Is the soy sauce heavier than her daughter?

Seems to be more important than yourself??!