Chapter 731: A Family of Female Hooligans
Chapter 731: A Family of Female Hooligans
At first, I thought that I would have to meet my father directly after coming to the Divine Realm, and I was even mentally prepared for this - that is, I was not prepared at all, but I didn't expect to end up staying at Bingtis's house for a day or two. Bingtis's official explanation for this is that the Father has to arrange the schedule precisely, saying that the meeting will be arranged in two days, so even if we arrive early, he will not be available. I understand this, after all, he is the supreme leader of the entire Endless Void, not that there is time to be free.
In fact, it doesn't matter if she doesn't explain: we already know the character of the Protoss, a bunch of eclectic people who don't like red tape, even the most serious Protoss (such as the old man alliance described by Bingdis), and the councilors who are in charge of trials and convictions don't care about diplomatic etiquette and daily rules, because these things are "not about good and evil". Knowing this habit of theirs, neither Sandora nor I would have any problem with the seemingly careless arrangement of the Protoss, because frankly, we didn't entertain much after Bingtis came to Shadow City as a Protoss Ambassador - Monina was a cook at home for nearly a month, Lin took care of all the work in the house, Elson was in charge of patrolling the city and blocking the pirate legions, Kenser was helping me watch the children and taking care of Tinker Bell, and Ice was Sandora's playmate. The only time these Nine Heavens Gods and Buddhas went out to let off steam, it was still Erliqiao Fake Street......
Thinking about it this way, I suddenly felt that the Protoss Sliver Five came not so much as envoys to do odd jobs, and it was really a shame that they didn't care about anything.
Bingtis's home is far beyond my imagination, its various luxuries and various grades have reached outrageous levels, I never expected this female rascal to grow up in such a magnificent and solemn palace - you look at the clanging bells, it is much simpler than Bingtis's house, our little goddess has never been particular about the temple, a pocket of sufficient size can make her live very comfortable, and of course the cover of the table lamp can also ......
As for Bingtis's parents, I now think they are also admirable, truly elegant and noble superiors - please forget the earth-shattering appearance of Uncle Kuvain and Aunt Aisari (sister?). It must have been a slippery kick that I hadn't seen, and it was all forced out by a daughter who didn't fight. When I really got to know each other, I found that the two elders in front of me were completely models of etiquette, temperament, and elegance, and Uncle Kuvain, who had a kind of old aristocratic demeanor, was talkative, kind, knowledgeable and humorous, and Aunt Asalie, who was elegant and generous like a princess, was a woman who did not speak much, but had a very gentle and kind personality...... God, and has shown great welcome to our visit. When our family was invited to the huge living room to rest for a while, the two parents did their best to show the generosity and enthusiasm of the head of the family, and the other party was so graceful and generous that I could hardly believe that the strange girl of Bingtith was born and raised by them.
"Honestly, what exactly did you get stimulated by when you were a kid? Such a good father, why did you become a hooligan in the most embarrassing future? "While Uncle Kuvain turned his head to talk to his wife, I finally couldn't suppress my inner trouble, and whispered to Bingtis.
This question is very sharp, if you say this directly to others, the other party will definitely turn against you, but Bingdis's shame has always been a strange thing, this kind of question has always been discussed in detail between us face to face, so a female hooligan did not shy away from speaking: "I think this has something to do with the education I received since childhood." ”
"The second elder pursued an iron-blooded education, which eventually led to the eldest lady being overwhelmed and psychologically distorted into a generation of smashing, robbing, and burning kings?" I have a question mark in my head.
"No, it's mainly those hundreds of years of school: two hundred professors in a circle to teach you, and it's something you don't want to learn in theory, what will you do?"
I'm out of words.
"And don't look at my parents so stylishly, you'll know in a moment how much they haven't slipped away - don't forget the gate, and their image usually doesn't last fifteen minutes."
Is it really okay to comment on the second elder in front of my father?
The first meeting with the Bingtis family was not as depressed and nervous as we expected, and the Protoss was indeed an easily approachable race. Little Bubble has been going around the hall since just now, and she doesn't have the consciousness that she can't run around when she arrives at other people's houses. Lilina's divine power attracted the attention of Bing Tis's father**, and after introduction, the latter knew that the little girl in front of him was already the direct spokesperson of a goddess, and respected as the founder of a cross-world religion and the current female pope, they suddenly became interested in Lilina's growth experience - but after Jingle Bell came out and waved to the seniors, they expressed their calmness, because the spokesperson of each goddess of life has a striking similarity in their growth experience, That's how it's chosen. Sandora and Bingdis's parents have met a few times, and this is a reunion for thousands of years, so they talked a little more, and Sandora mentioned the events that happened to the empire after that, and the catastrophic encounter of a great civilization, Bingdis's family was embarrassed, and Uncle Kuvain's words especially made me feel a lot:
"Alas, Asalie, you said you haven't seen you for a while, why are so many things happening in the world?"
This sentence made me completely hopeless about the Protoss's concept of time: I still had a little thought about it before.
Relax with our family (or heartless?) In contrast, Monina and the four of them now show a somewhat restrained look, even Uncle Kenseer is a little unnatural, this can't be helped, who makes their identity a god clan, even if the gods who usually don't pay attention to the rules, there is still a little concept of superiority and superiority: Bingdis's parents are also high-level government officials in the god realm, and small civil servants and small sentinels like Monina are now in Zhongnanhai to eat, of course, they have to be nervous, especially the timid Lin, who is about to shrink into a ball on the chair at this time. Now the only thing left in their team who wasn't nervous was Jingle Bell: don't forget how magnificent this little thing's growth history was, and she was the one who dared to burn her father's hair back then
"Ah, look at me, talking patronizingly, almost forgetting what to do," Uncle Kuvain suddenly patted his head and remembered something, "it's time to eat—after all, Sandora's eyes have turned green." ”
I glanced at Sandora speechlessly, and the latter bared her teeth at me: "It's the same when I came to Bingtis's house before, there are no rules. ”
The grand feast was soon prepared, and the work efficiency of the servants in the palace was really high, and Bingtis's parents obviously knew everything about the customs of the various worlds, and they also did some research into the worlds in which we lived, because I even found traces of braised pork and braised lion's head on the dishes on the table......
Sandora entered gluttony mode at the moment of eating, as if there was no one next to the wind and clouds, but with an elegant posture but showing a terrifying eating speed, the two divine servants had long been prepared for this, and specially opened a green channel from the back hall to the front hall, and a car by car was dedicated to delivering food to Sandora, and the two of them ran just to catch up with the speed of Sandora's eating: from this point, Anvina, who is far away in the world, you won. This also shows that the last time Sandora came to this place was really impressive, and the master of the house had not yet arranged for the servants to know that this was a master of eating.
There was only one word in the name before, the short-haired woman called "Mo" was the housekeeper of Bingdis's house, of course, this is a popular saying, according to the division of duties, she is the subordinate god in this temple, although the identity is still a divine servant, but it is about to have its own priesthood, during the banquet, the other party has been standing behind his master in a regular manner, like a heroic housekeeper, I asked her identity casually asked the question of Bingdis to explain to us the meaning of "divine servant" by the way.
Divine servants, as the name suggests, are servants who serve God, and their sources are divided into two types: one is an advanced mortal, that is, a devout disciple who was a true god in his lifetime, whose faith is firm to a certain extent, who has made great merit to God's will, and has a soul with many virtues, can be voluntarily baptized after death to obtain advancement to become a divine servant, and come to the divine realm to continue to serve their beloved gods, which is a supreme blessing for a devout believer, because in the divine realm, Divine servants are equal to ordinary gods except for the need to take care of some affairs for their own main gods, in other words, this is an opportunity for mortals to transform into gods, but due to the high requirements, the number of mortals who can obtain this honor is limited. The second kind of divine servant is originally a god race, but it is an "apprentice" god race who has not yet obtained the priesthood, in the god world, except for a very small number of special creatures born with a priesthood like Ding Dong, most of the god races have no priesthood at the beginning, they have to start from the apprenticeship, little by little to learn how to manage their authority, and the way of learning is divided into two parts, the first is the theoretical part, that is, in the school, the second is the practical class, It is to go to the gods who have priesthood as apprentices or go to some enterprises and institutions as interns, accumulate experience, and wait to become regulars - of course, there are also problem children who cannot be turned positive for tens of millions of years for various reasons, and the Mo in front of us is one.
That's right, I know that Lu Daomo looks like a heroic housekeeper, how mature her style is, more like a qualified regular worker than Ding Dong, a guy who can be proficient in authority from birth but has a seriously unreliable personality, but there are two grades that have always hindered her from successfully becoming a regular worker: theory and practice......
This is an exam idiot who is more serious than Jingle Bell, in addition to her serious personality, her grades are a mess, and according to Icedis, if she can't succeed in becoming a regular within a million years, Father God can only open her a position as a "butler god" alone.
Uncle Cuvan still asked me and Sandora about the recent affairs of the world, especially the recent situation in the Empire, while Essally was very silent, except for the occasional knife thrown out of the forehead of the dishonest Ice at the dinner table, and I silently took out the camera.
"Silly, I'm going to eat that"
The little puppet on the shoulder suddenly kicked the little feet, pointing to a plate in the distance that God knows what to do but the dishes that look very good and shout, it seems that it is a little restrained after arriving in a strange place, this puppet girl has been sitting on my shoulder from the beginning, holding my head firmly without letting go, even when eating, it seems that this can give her a sense of security, and such a move naturally caused me a lot of trouble, For example, I always have to remember to raise my chopsticks and give the same portion to the mercury lamp every time I take a bite, otherwise the little puppet that can't eat food will start biting my head.
"Your daughter is lovely."
Aunt Asalie, who was across the table, suddenly looked at the mercury lamp and said with a smile.
"Who's the daughter of this idiot"
Although it is a fact recognized by everyone, the mercury lamp instinctively shouted out in the face of such a person who directly broke it, and danced with his hands, "I just can't stay by this idiot's side, this hopeless Lolicon"
I picked up the chopsticks and tapped them on the little one's head, and when I got it back, I had half of it left: a quick bite
"I'm very confident in my eyes," Axie blinked, "reminds me of when my daughter was young, your eyes and small movements couldn't deceive people, just like Bing Tis's coquettish appearance with us in the first place." ”
The mercury lamp was stunned, and began to hold my head and pull it out, which is the usual method of the little puppet to relieve embarrassment, and Bing Teis smashed his head on the table: "I don't have a face to see people"
"Hmph, stupid, I'll get it myself"
Seeing that everyone's eyes began to glance at him, the mercury lamp suddenly shouted loudly, and suddenly spread the black wings behind him and flew to the opposite side of the table, as a result, Uncle Kuvain's eyes were instantly attracted by the wings of the little puppet.
The wings of the mercury lamp were small when they were not unfolded, clinging to their backs like lovely ornaments on their clothes, and only when they were unfolded would they resemble angel wings, which no one had noticed just now, and now, it had attracted the serious attention of Ice's father.
The old man was very serious: "Bingtis, is this your child?" Why didn't you say something so important earlier? When are you two ......?"
The mercury lamp, which had just flown halfway through, fell into the salad plate with a thud, and I slipped down my chair to the table for the after-dinner show: Ice and her mom hunted down her dad all over the house.
Everyone can finally be sure that Bing Teis did not deceive before: the image of the two parents really did not support for long.
Sandora and Bingtis, the two good friends, went to the room together to talk about some confidential things, while Qianqian and Lin Xue led a group of doll heads and began to visit everywhere under the leadership of Mo, this magnificent and huge palace has a place for them to explore, according to Bingtis, the bell towers in the four corners of the temple alone can make Karazan and the like die of shame, and the mystery contained in it will definitely make Medivan turn white overnight. My sister was dragged by Aunt Axie to discuss the experience of caring for troubled children, and the latter had a pair of eyes that could see through everything, and she immediately discovered her sister's position as a patriarch in our circle, and the majesty of the other party among the doll heads, although this majesty was always embarrassing for my sister.
In a small room next to the vestibule, I was busy cleaning the salad dressing from my face and clothes with the mercury lamp, and the puppets were constantly writhing around as they wiped their faces, making the job much more difficult.
"Forget it, let's wash this dress." When I helped the little girl wipe the clothes, I was worried, and I could only take out a small black dress from the carry-on space to save trouble, because of various reasons, every child's food and clothing supplies in the family have dozens of sets of spare ones on me, which naturally includes the special clothes of the 92.3cm little princess.
"Well, help me put it on," the mercury lamp unceremoniously held the garment up in front of him and ordered.
The little girl is really getting more and more defenseless, I used to be able to play for a long time if I wanted to touch her, but now I even want to help with dressing and combing my hair, and I still don't admit the reality of being adopted, is it really arrogant?
Carefully putting a dress like a doll's toy costume on the doll girl, I noticed that the other party had a silly smile on his face, and I couldn't help but wonder, "What's wrong?" ”
"Nothing, stupid"
Is it because I remember the hardships I had when I got dressed for the first time, and I put that feeling back then into the present, so I can't help but smile happily now?
From the first time he struggled to get up in a dusty room, struggling to dress himself, to now quietly nestling in his "father's" arms and becoming a pampered little princess, this child can finally laugh happily.
"Okay, look at my baby—it's beautiful."
I held the mercury lamp high and looked at the results of my dressing with satisfaction, if nothing else, since taking care of the mercury lamp, I am now more skilled in dressing dolls than little bubbles.
"Hey, don't say it's so disgusting" The little puppet kicked hard in mid-air, but the little arms and legs couldn't reach the enemy in front of them at all, and finally could only be helplessly quiet, "Hey, stupid, you'll never leave me, right?." ”
"Why did you suddenly remember this?"
I made the mercury lamp's leap-thinking get a kick.
"Ask you and you will answer, which is so much for what"
"So you're a fool, do you need to ask this kind of question," I smiled and put the little one on my shoulder, "stay by my side for the rest of your life, little one." ”
"For what? We don't have anything to do with each other......"
"Didn't Aunt Axie just say that," I knocked on the head of the little doll who suddenly entered a state of sensuality, "I'm your dad."
The expected head-knocking attack rarely didn't come, and the mercury lamp just snorted softly and hugged my head...... Asleep?
I looked at the time: half past one, and sure enough, it was time for the children to take a nap. To be able to train a puppet to be such a ferocious biological clock, sister, you are mighty