One morning, when you are woken up by an alarm clock and drowsy to the bathroom with a toothbrush in your mouth. There was a strange beautiful woman who walked directly into the bathroom, walked to the toilet, pulled her pajama pants and sat on the toilet and began to urinate. Do you think it's a dream? Is it a spring dream without a trace? Or is it a nightmare and a scary?

Yu Ming bit his toothbrush and looked in the mirror blankly, as if he was thinking about what to do next. At this time, a beautiful woman in a wide T-shirt floated in. As for whether there are shorts or anything like that under the T-shirt, Yu Ming has never recalled. At that time, Yu Ming saw a short-haired woman with her head hanging down and her hair grabbing her hair walking behind him in the mirror, and Yu Ming's head still didn't start moving.

It wasn't until the sound of water in the compartment came that Yu Ming subconsciously turned his head to look. Behind the thick glass, a woman's sitting posture is clearly visible, and the sound of water can be clearly heard in her ears. Yu Ming's head began to move, where is he? University? No, I'm working, and now I'm living in ......

With the sound of pumping, the woman opened the glass door of the cubicle, as if Yu Ming did not exist, and squeezed out the sink with her body Ming Ming. The woman washed her hands with her eyes half-closed, turned around, grabbed the towel on Yu Ming's shoulder to dry her hands, and floated away like the wind.

Five seconds later, Yu Ming shook his head, dreaming? I'm really talented, and I can fall asleep while standing. Wrong...... weishenme towel on the ground, weishenme toilet has the sound of water entering, weishenme......

Du Qingqing heard Yu Ming's shouting in the bathroom of the suite, and ran out of the busy business: "What are you doing?" ”

Yu Ming looked at Du Qingqing, thought for a while and said, "I don't know." ”

Du Qingqing was furious: "I don't know if you call the soul early in the morning?" ”

"I ......" Yu Ming said: "There was just a woman, she went to the bathroom." ”

"Yes, I just went to the bathroom." Du Qingqing was a little murderous: "What do you want to say?" Can't I go to the bathroom? "When you get up in the morning, the anger of human beings is relatively large. People are called waking up gas.

Yu Ming spread his hands, and at this time, a woman appeared from the door of Du Qingqing's suite, hugged Du Qingqing, and pulled Du Qingqing away: "Baby, let's sleep for a while." ”

Yu Ming shuddered, and when Du Qingqing saw that he knew that Yu Ming had misunderstood, he hurriedly said: "She is my friend, not that kind of friend." It's a good friend. ”

The woman's face rubbed on Du Qingqing's neck: "I like the feeling of tenderness." ”

Suddenly, the woman's eyes opened and looked at Yu Ming and shouted, "What do you see, I haven't seen a woman." ”

Well, the truth is revealed, Yu Ming turned his head to squeeze the toothpaste and brushed his teeth silently.

Du Qingqing was anxious, pushed the woman away and walked over and said, "Yu Ming, don't think nonsense, don't talk nonsense." She and I weren't that kind of friend. "It's big or small, and if it spreads within the company, it will be a huge blow to your reputation.

"I'm coming!" The woman walked over, grabbed a banana from the coffee table and smiled in front of Yu Ming: "If you reveal our secret, be careful...... Do you understand? The woman folded the banana into two pieces.

"Dead woman, don't talk nonsense." Du Qingqing introduced: "Her name is Henna and she is my best friend. Yu Ming, a staff member of our company. ”

Henna leaned against the sink and didn't speak, took the banana to Yu Ming, pinched it, and jumped out halfway. Then swallowed the banana in one bite: "Nice to meet, Yu Ming, right?" ”

Yu Ming turned his head, spit mouthwash on the washstand, wiped his face with a towel and turned around: "Miss Du, I'll go to work first." ”

"Well...... Go ahead. ”

Yu Ming thought about it, turned his head to look at Henna and said politely: "That banana is raw and jerky, it's very unpalatable, right?" I took one bite yesterday and I couldn't swallow it. ”

Yu Ming left. Henna vomited, and then said to Du Qingqing: "He is right, this banana is really not something that ordinary people can swallow." Especially since I haven't brushed my teeth yet. ”

Du Qingqing squinted at her: "Let you pretend." ”

"I hate pulling babes." Henna came over in a daze: "Incense one." Treat people to work overtime with you until midnight. ”

……

Yu Ming never rubbed Du Qingqing's car. Rubbing a car is a very taboo behavior. Once or twice, or even ten times, it doesn't matter. But if rubbing the car becomes an obligation for the person with the car, it will not be good for both parties. In particular, some people rub the car as a matter of course, and if you don't rub it one day, you will say that you are stingy. Therefore, Yu Ming would rather arrive at the company fifteen minutes earlier than take Du Qingqing's car.

Ni Qiu was earlier than Yu Ming today, and he seemed to be in a good mood. I said hello when I saw Yu Ming. Yu Minghui greeted and asked. It turned out that this kid got up at six in the morning. The reason is that the phone received an order. Search for the missing precious puppy. The employer's hand is 5,000 yuan. Ni Qiu spent half an hour finding the puppy and successfully drew five hundred yuan.

This made Yu Ming interested, so he pulled a chair and sat next to Ni Qiu: "Ni Qiu, it seems that you have a lot of experience in finding cats and dogs." Any tips? ”

Ni Qiu said proudly: "When I was in prison, the people in the same room were called the Beast King. He is a sixty-seven-year-old man who used to work as a temporary worker at an animal shelter. He taught me a few tricks. ”

"Sixty-seven? What crime? ”

"Kidnapping. He took a steak knife and kidnapped a big security guard at the steakhouse. The result was put down. ”

"It's not logical."

"On the first day he was released from prison, he smashed the ATM machine, and then insisted on a few more years in prison."

Yu Ming understood, pension.

Ni Qiu said: "Yu Ming, our friendship is okay." But this is jishu live. So ......"

"Understood, understood." Yu Ming knew what it meant to be a church apprentice, and starved to death of the master. Magic and thousands of arts are like this, and the masters basically don't accept apprentices. Even if the disciples teach the basics, it is up to the disciples themselves to comprehend them. The landline rang, and Yu Ming answered the phone: "Hey...... Oh, haode. ”

Du Qingqing stepped in the door, and Yu Ming said: "Miss Du, Li Fu said that it would be a little late, and there would be a traffic jam on the road." ”

"It's okay, you don't have to do this business at all." It was Henna behind Du Qingqing who spoke. Henna denim pants, black tights underneath, and denim on the outside. Henna said, "From today onwards, I will be your boss. ”

Yu Ming, Ni Qiu, and Du Qingqing looked at Haina together, and it seemed that Du Qingqing didn't know about it.

Henna didn't care, she took out a stack of materials from Du Qingqing's briefcase and put it on the table: "What is most lacking in our company?" You...... Reply. ”

Ni Qiu replied: "It's fame." ”

"Shit, it's performance. So starting today, our company will start to brush up on performance. ”

Yu Ming said: "Mr. Hai, I know this BOSS, but how to brush the performance?" ”

“haha！” Henna daxiao, took out a piece of paper and slapped it on the table: "Please look." ”

Yu Ming picked up the paper, and Ni Qiu came over. It is densely written with various units and contact numbers. These include: errand companies, housekeeping companies, lockpicking companies, maintenance companies, scalper companies, performing arts companies, stock companies, law firms, ......

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