Tofu shrunk his neck and looked strange, as if there was something unspeakable, and he looked sneaky.

My heart moved, and I said, "You kid can't have broken something in someone's room, right?" I sue you, we are penniless now, and I have no money to pay. ”

Tofu hurriedly shook his hand, swallowed his saliva, and said, "No...... I don't dare to sleep alone, this place, this place deserves to be **, really...... Is there really that kind of thing...... I slept in my room and got up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, and guess what I saw...... I saw a woman combing her hair in the toilet...... Hair is so long...... Lao Chen, please take me in, or ...... Why don't we go overnight. ”

If Tofu had told me about these gods and ghosts before, I would definitely not have paid attention to him. But this month's experience made me understand that the theory of ghosts and gods has been passed down for thousands of years, and it is not groundless. After leaving the tomb of Princess Nagegar, Tofu returned the peach hand beads to me.

It is said that people who dig mushrooms in the bucket will gradually increase the yin qi on their bodies over time. This place is **, and we just came out of the bucket, it is estimated that the yin qi is still lingering, so the tofu provokes some unclean things. Thinking of this, I let the tofu sleep next to the tofu on the floor, and said in my heart that we are two big men, and there is a string of hand beads to ward off evil spirits, even if there is really something unclean, I guess I don't dare to approach.

But I underestimated my luck, and when people's luck fell, all kinds of bad luck came.

I had a dream.

As I was sleeping, I felt a pair of soft and boneless hands touching my body, which was very comfortable, and then I smelled a faint fragrance. Because it was in a dream, I didn't have much vigilance, and when I opened my eyes, I found that it was actually my ex-girlfriend Xiao Jing, who took the initiative to snuggle in my arms, still beautiful and moving, and said: "Where have you been, haven't you come to see me for so long, have you changed your mind?" ”

Sometimes, when people are dreaming, they can understand that they are in a dream, and I felt that way, knowing that it was a dream, so I was very calm, looking at the woman in my arms and not speaking.

Xiao Jing smiled, and came over to kiss me, even if it was a dream, I couldn't help but feel a trace of anger in my heart, thinking to myself, why are you a stinky girl so restless, you can't stop dreaming, you can't live without a man. Thinking like this, I kicked people away, since it was in a dream, then I don't have to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade, and love the female compatriots.

I kicked over, Xiao Jing immediately fell to the ground, crying, and when I looked up, I was stunned, she suddenly became Gu Wenmin. At that moment, I was fascinated by the dream, I clearly knew that it was a dream before, and the moment I saw Gu Wenmin, I didn't have this consciousness at all, and when I saw that I had kicked someone, I immediately called her name and went to help the person up.

I helped her sit on the bed, Gu Wenmin covered her lower abdomen that was kicked, looking a little painful. I was in a hurry, so I went to check her injuries, and the next qiē was self-evident, the two of them got closer and closer, breathing rapidly, and fell on the bed in the clouds and rain, like this, happy like a fairy. To put it simply, I had a spring dream.

Scientists say that spring dreams are a kind of too stressful table, it is estimated that my brain is really depressed, spring dreams for a whole night, the next day when I got up the underwear was all wet, walking legs are trembling, when I went to the mirror to take a look at it, I was startled. Tofu was brushing his teeth, and when he saw my face, he swallowed a mouthful of toothpaste foam and exclaimed, "Lao Chen, your face ...... Why did your handsome face with a flat tire in a workshop car become like this? ”

The person in the mirror has a slightly blue face, just like a patient who has been bedridden for a long time, a bit like the unlucky ghost who was sucked dry by the fox spirit in the TV series. I thought about what happened last night, and suddenly understood, and scolded in my heart that it was really unlucky, as soon as people's luck fell, all bad luck came, if it was expected, the reason why I had that absurd and uninhibited dream last night, Bacheng was that there was something.

I thought that with that string of hand beads, coupled with the masculinity of me and Tofu, there would be no accident, but who knew that thing still dared to find me, probably related to the curse of the ghost's face. It's still working, it's influencing my life, and if I let it go, I don't know what's going to happen next.

I didn't take care of the tofu, even if I was close to him, I couldn't tell him: Oh, I dreamed last night and did a night of bed exercise with Gu Wenmin, so I collapsed today. If I sue him, I can imagine that this will become a way for him to laugh at me for the rest of his life. I immediately pushed Tofu out of the bathroom, took a shower, and was ready to leave with Tofu and stay in this hellish place, not knowing what would happen, I was really fed up.

When Tofu was leaving, he said, "Shall we call the surname Feng together?" ”

I said, "What are you calling him for?" ”

Tofu showed his contempt for me, touched my forehead, and said, "Lao Chen, aren't you usually very smart, how stupid are you now." We don't have any money on us, so we have to hitchhike with the surname Feng. "As soon as he said this, I thought about it, and I was indeed affected by last night's experience, so I was a little absent-minded, Tofu reminded us so much, we decided to go to the surname Feng, who knew that he had already gone to the empty building one step ahead of us, and the angry tofu greeted his eighteenth generation ancestors one by one.

So far, I have to go out of the village first and then find a way, so I really can't contact a few acquaintances to come over and pick me up.

As soon as the two of us arrived downstairs, we saw three people walking into the hotel.

The reason why I noticed these three people at a glance was because they were particularly eye-catching and wore police uniforms. Tofu turned his head sideways and whispered to me, saying, "It's difficult to find the police uncle, our bank card has also been lost, even if we want to transfer money and spend it, let's just let the police uncle send us back." I didn't move, I gestured to Tofu, we were at the top of the stairs, not down yet, I motioned Tofu to run back, but it was too late, the three policemen had already seen us, one of them pointed at the two of us, and said coldly: "Stop, just the two of you, come down, come with us." ”

Tofu's eyes widened, and he said, "It's amazing, it's worthy of the police, he knows that we need help, and he took the initiative to call us over." ”

I can only smile bitterly, and say in my heart: It is impossible for the police to appear in this deep mountain village for no reason, and it is impossible for them to rush into this hotel just now.

Tofu thought he was a police uncle, but he was indeed a police uncle, but he was just a group of strange uncles who wanted to treat us to prison dinner.

Now, I can't run, I can only act at the opportunity, and I can't admit this kind of thing in my heart, no matter what, running at this time, but being a thief with a weak heart, I don't break the tofu immediately, and let him continue to fantasize about the touching picture of the police uncle saving people, slowly; Moved downstairs and smiled; "A few police comrades, what's the matter?"

Tofu was behind me, poked his head out and said, "Comrade policeman, we have lost our wallets, can you please send us back." I turned my head to look at the tofu, and was speechless for a while, and finally touched his head and said, "Brother Hui will take you to the best hospital, brain damage is a disease, and it must be treated." ”

The policeman was obviously ill-intentioned, and the three of them were expressionless, looked at me and Tofu, and asked, "May I ask your names?" ”

In order to prevent bad things from tofu, I preemptively replied: "My name is Liu Guoqiang." ”

Tofu is not really brain-dead, and he lied when he heard the words: "My name is Ma Wukong." ”

The policeman added, "Look at your ID cards." ”

I said, "We are here for tourism, and we encountered wild beasts in the mountains, and we lost our documents and wallets when we ran for our lives." ”

The three policemen looked at each other, and at this time, the phone of one of the policemen rang suddenly, and he turned his back to the door to answer the phone, and then he came in again, waved his hand, and said: "It's them, Chen Hang, Dou Bozhi, take them away." ”

Tofu finally knew that something was wrong, and immediately raised his eyebrows, and said angrily: "Why arrest us, even if it is a policeman, there must be evidence, what crime have we committed!" ”

One of the policemen stared at us coldly and said, "You know in your hearts what crime you have committed, I am entrusted by others, so I will not embarrass you too much, and the handcuffs will not be used." Those who know each other will follow us, and we will accompany those who are strong. ”

I looked out over the door, and found that the arrival of the police had attracted a group of villagers to watch, and they were targeted by the strips, even if they wanted to escape, it was in vain, and the public security networking system was not for decoration, not to mention that they couldn't escape now, and even if they did, it would be in vain, and they would be wanted.

How could these people call out the names of me and Tofu?

It will not be difficult for us to be entrusted by others...... To whom are they entrusted?

I vaguely thought of a possibility, but I didn't want to believe it. Immediately afterward, Tofu and I were taken to the open space outside the village, where there was a parking lot in the village, and two police cars had been parked.

My heart was cold, and I said secretly: Gu Wenmin.

Tofu was speechless, looked at Gu Wenmin, who looked indifferent and tall next to the police car, and finally smiled bitterly and said to me: "Old Chen, it seems that our previous guess was right." Well...... Don't be sad, women are like clothes, let's change them when the time comes. "I didn't pay attention to the tofu, I didn't feel too much in my heart, maybe as early as when I was in the canyon, I vaguely expected her identity, but I didn't expect that after such a life and death together, she actually refused to even release the water, this sense of justice and professionalism, really made me think......

Immediately afterward, I didn't look at Gu Wenmin again, and got into the police car.