Chapter 52: Forcibly Recruiting a Husband
Tan Luo saw that the woman opposite was arrogant and domineering, and asked with a temper: "You and I don't know each other, why does this fairy want to rob my husband?" ”
When the uncle in charge saw that the woman in red suddenly appeared in the painting boat to make trouble, he did not stop him, but greeted him respectfully: "Miss, I don't know that you will come tonight, and you will not be welcomed." ”
"It's okay, I just happened to be passing by, and by the way, I didn't expect to meet such a stunning stunner here." The woman in red walked around in front of Chen Fangyan and looked at him generously, "The people are beautiful, the songs are also beautiful, I don't know if that figure is beautiful?" ”
"Presumptuous, how can you covet my man." Tan Luo stood in front of Chen Fang Ember and glared at the slutty woman angrily.
"You said he was your man, did you marry an immortal or registered on the roster, since there is no life, why can't I snatch it!" The woman in red looked at Chen Fangyan with silky eyes, and said in a bewitching voice, "Xianjun, this person goes to a high place, and the water flows to a low place, that little girl is just the master of Israel's servants, why don't you follow me, the eldest lady of the Yun family, Yun Yishui?" ”
"As long as the two of you are willing to be my husband, whether it is glory and wealth or soaring, it will be in the bag, presumably the status of our Yun family in the immortal world is clear to everyone, even the Heavenly Emperor Haojun has to give a few thin noodles......"
"Hmph, you stinky woman, get away from me, and then see believe it or not, I'll pick out your eyeballs!" Su Ran roared angrily with his arms still on his chest, his voice was extremely loud, and the crowd of onlookers all subconsciously took a few steps back.
Tan Luo also felt dizzy and his eardrums ached, and this stain actually used sound to break the attack, it seems that he is really angry.
Yun Yishui took ten steps back to stabilize her figure, she didn't expect this man's cultivation to be not shallow, but this wild and uninhibited temperament aroused her desire to tame the other party's **, the ten husbands and servants around her were all obedient and obedient, and there was only such a man with personality missing. Thinking like this, Yun Yishui's smiling flowers trembled, and his eyes stared straight at Su Zhan.
"This Immortal Monarch Miss Ben is really happy, why don't you give it to me sister, in addition to the reward for winning tonight, how about I exchange ten Purple Heavenly Yuan for him?" Yun Yishui stretched out his hand and pointed at the disdainful Su Ran.
Tan Luo slapped the other party's fingers away, and said with a cold smile: "Even if you take all the belongings of the Yun family, your aunt and grandmother will not change them!" ”
"You!" Yun Yishui gritted his teeth and looked at Tan Luo, and snorted coldly, "This is our Yun family's territory, and I will decide on people, if you are not interested, be careful that I'm not welcome!" ”
Tan Luo sacrificed the divine sword Feihong and put on a posture to defend against the enemy: "Sensei is polite to me, it is your honor to teach you this evil girl!" ”
Seeing that the two were about to make a move, the uncle in charge hurriedly ran to the middle of the two and persuaded him: "Auntie, today is the Fate Festival, don't fight, kill and hurt the harmony." Miss, this is just a man, why bother with the elders of the family for this kind of thing, after all, there are still so many people watching. ”
"Okay, I'm too lazy to do it tonight, aren't you here to participate in the competition, if you can win me, I won't rob this immortal!" Yun Yishui said arrogantly.
Hearing this, Tan Luo stretched out her hand to hold the dream in her arms, and smiled disdainfully: "Why do you think that I will compete with you, this night of the shark and the night of the other village are won by us by strength, and these two husbands are also my own, you can't rob it clearly, don't you still want to steal it?" ”
"Why, don't you dare? Could it be that you are afraid, no wonder, but he is just a servant of Israel, and what real talent can be brought to the table. Yun Yishui squinted at Tan Luo and snorted coldly, although this girl hides her cultivation, but now she is a celestial immortal, and her strength in the immortal world is second to none.
"Don't think that I'll take the bait if you coax the child in a few words, long-awaited, Ember Beauty, let's go!" She is too lazy to deal with this kind of person, and it is no good to compete with her.
"Tan Luo, you can compete with her a few times." Chen Fangyan, who had been silent, suddenly said loudly, "However, if we lose, the stain will be yours, if we win, what will you exchange for?" ”
When he heard this, he stared at Chen Fangyan, this man was so hateful, he wanted to take this opportunity to get rid of himself. Whether he wins or loses, there are pros and cons for him, and this old monster who has lived for thousands of years is really despicable!
Yun Yishui heard that the man in white was interested in competing with her, and said with a bewitching smile: "If you have the idea that I can win me, it doesn't hurt to say what you want." ”
Chen Fang's calm eyes stared at the woman in front of him, and said calmly: "Let's take the Drunken Immortal Building as a bet." ”
"What, you want my brother's Drunken Immortal Tower?" Yun Yishui looked at the man in surprise, his courage was really not small, and he actually hit the idea of the second young master of the Yun family.
"Can't you, since you can't afford to lose, the deity will not be accompanied!" Chen Fang Ember flicked the cloud sleeves and summoned the colorful auspicious clouds, and there was no joy or anger on the light face of the clouds, "Tonight we won the championship, and please fulfill the promise of the Yun family!" ”
Yun Yishui was about to refute, when he suddenly felt a hurricane out of thin air, and the huge painting boat was jolting and shaking in the stormy waves. The lanterns flapped against the mast in the hurricane, and the fire flickered on and out. The red veil danced wildly in the wind, like red hideous ghost claws, cutting through the black night sky.
Everyone looked at the white in panic, but saw that the man's body exuded a suffocating and powerful coercion, standing proudly like a god, his wide coat and big sleeves flew like clouds, and his eyes were indifferent and detached.
"Why, do you still need the deity to say it a second time?" Chen Fang Ember said in a cold voice.
Forced by the terrifying momentum, Yun Yishui looked up at the man and said with difficulty: "Okay, let's take the Drunken Immortal Building as a bet!" ”
"Words have no evidence, but words are proof." Chen Fangyan looked at the uncle in charge, and said without refusing, "Prepare pen and ink for your young lady." ”
"This" Uncle Steward looked at Yun Yishui hesitantly.
"What are you afraid of, will Miss Ben still lose to that little girl?" Yun Yishui took the pen and ink, wrote down the bets of both parties on the cloth, and finally signed and pressed the cinnabar fingerprint.
Tan Luo also drew a charge on it, and at the end, she raised her eyes to look at Yun Yishui and asked, "Since you said that you want to compete, what do you want to compare?" ”
"Hmph, when it comes to the competition, it's natural to chant poetry, why don't you compose a poem tonight with the theme of spending a good moon?" Yun Yishui said confidently.
"Tut, I thought you, the eldest lady of the Yun family, could have any outstanding performance, it turned out that you were learning from those poor scholars in the mortal world to chant poetry!" Tan Luo pretended to look at the other party contemptuously, and in her heart she was actually pulling out the cold, there was no mistake, but the poetry was very good for her, but she didn't know anything.
"What about the spell duel?" Yun Yishui asked again.
"Now that the flowers are under the moon, you want to fight and kill, how can you win the joy of men with such fierceness?" Tan Luo shook her head again and again, and stroked her forehead with her hand. Just kidding, that evil girl is obviously far better than herself, and fighting with her by force, this is not asking for hardship, and there is no chance of winning!
"Then what do you say you want to compare!" Yun Yishui obviously lost his patience and frowned at Tan Luo.
"Well, in my opinion, this people regard food as the sky, so it's better to eat than eat." Epiphany said casually.
"What, you say it's a competition, but what kind of competition is this?" Yun Yishui wondered.
"It is to give the contestants ten small oily chickens, and to see who eats the most in the time of one stick of incense." Tan Luo added.
"Ridiculous, how can this fairy compete with you with such a thing that can't be put on the table!" Yun Yishui brushed her sleeves, she has been in the valley for many years, how can she still eat those greasy things.
"Well, I can't get on the table than I tried to eat small oily chicken, if you follow her, you will have to suffer a lot of grievances in the future." Tan Luo tugged at her long-dyed sleeves, and if she was interested, hurry up and help me say something!
Seeing this, Su Ran said tacitly: "My lady can not only eat, but the food she makes is delicious in the world, how can a woman like you be useless, and she can't even eat a few small oily chickens." ”
Yun Yishui couldn't see that she had lost face in front of the person she liked, didn't she just eat some worldly things, she looked at the uncle in charge and called loudly: "Uncle Yun, give each of us ten little oily chickens!" ”
After a while, the two tables of the painting boat were already showing a golden color, crispy and tender little oily chicken, and the uncle in charge lit the incense and turned to retreat. The fairies and fairies on the shore looked at it curiously, this rare competition was really special, and the two delicate girls were even better than eating small oily chicken. For a time, there were more and more onlookers, and the grand occasion was unprecedented.
Tan Luo didn't care about the comments of the onlookers, and her eyes were full of the delicious food that made people appetite, especially the delicious food that didn't cost money, and it smelled very good. Tan Luo rubbed her little hands and couldn't wait to tear off a large piece of chicken and put it in her mouth to eat.
"It's so delicious!" Tan Luo was so excited that she had long forgotten what the competition was, grabbed one in each hand, and ate it with her stomach open.
Seeing Tan Luo eating on stage with a mouth full of oil, he was really envious, why didn't he think of participating in this competition in the first place, well, lady, I'll leave some later.
Yun Yishui was still chewing slowly at first, maintaining her usual noble image, and when she saw that Tan Luo's kung fu had eliminated the three little oily chickens in the blink of an eye, she couldn't help but become anxious. This woman eats without an image in public, do all men like this kind of vulgar woman now?
Seeing that the incense had been burned more than halfway, Yun Yishui was anxious to grab two small oily chickens and began to devour them, and the taste buds that had not eaten for a long time were even more difficult to accept such a greasy thing, and when she ate the third one, she felt that her stomach was full and uncomfortable, and she could no longer eat any food. She glanced at the girl opposite, and saw that she had already eaten the eighth, and if she continued like this, she would definitely be defeated!
Yun Yishui quietly put his right hand under the table, and now the only way to reverse the situation is to use that trick to "steal the dragon and turn the phoenix". Her fingers pinched the knot, the faint light overflowed, and the few small oily chickens left on the table quietly changed.