Chapter 412: Is It So Hard To Change A Diaper?
Leng Da Shao's handsome eyebrows trembled slightly, is the name he chose so bad? He's really ruining all those big dictionaries.
<), are these two sounds too close? What is the post-nasal sound of the tongue roll, it's too hard to distinguish, right? Leng Dashao, we are all southerners, let's not bully our Mandarin, okay? ”
Leng Dashao's face was really a little unbearable. He has such a high IQ, he actually took a name and even people like Luo Qianqian can find so many loopholes, and it is also a loophole that a discerning person can see at a glance!
Well, he's really drunk when it comes to choosing a name!
Xiao Fan Tuan glanced at Leng Dashao sympathetically: Kiss Daddy, you just admit it! Choosing a name is a hurdle you can't overcome!
In the end, it was Zeng's father who came out to play a round, "Otherwise, the second son is still called Leng Sichen, and the younger son is called Leng Sihang, right?" Nickname, one is called Xiao Chenchen, the other is called Xiao Hanghang, how about it? ”
After finishing speaking, Zeng's father still felt very beautiful, looking at the three cute little babies in front of him, Xiao Sisi, Xiao Chenchen, Xiao Hanghang, stretched out three fingers, this is an OK!
Well, the names of the three little ones were thus decided.
However, Xiao Fan Tuan is still quite depressed, and she still doesn't understand why she became Leng Siyu? Later, Leng Dashao explained to her that his mother is Xiao Sisi *** whose Chinese name is Yu Wei, and Siyu is the meaning of commemorating her old man, because Xiao Sisi is more like his mother than her aunts!
Of course, the reason why Leng Dashao used this "Si", which is the same as "Si", to name Xiao Sisi, in addition to retaining the nickname that Zeng Xiaojin gave her, there is also a deeper meaning, that is, in her generation, girls are completely the same as boys. No more specialization of men!
Xiao Sisi is the same as his heart, and she has the same power to inherit the Leng family, as long as she is willing to participate in the cultivation and competition of the successor, as long as she is willing to take over the Leng family, she will have a chance!
"Okay, since Daddy said that it was to commemorate grandma, Xiao Sisi reluctantly accepted it. As long as it's not because Xiao Sisi talks a lot, he calls me Siyu, that's fine. "The little girl's intimate little padded jacket attribute is starting to shine again. She pointed to the photo of Mrs. Leng and said, "Grandma looks very noble, can't she be a European nobleman?" ”
Leng Dashao touched his daughter's little head, "Your eyes are accurate, she is a European nobleman with pure blood!" It's just that in order to marry her grandfather, she broke away from her family. ”
Speaking of which, Leng Dashao was a little sad, his mother was desperate to marry her father, and in the end, she even took her life! Why is happiness always so short-lived?
"So, grandpa and grandma are true love?" It's enviable!
Xiao Fan couldn't help but think, didn't the world say that true love is hard to find? Why is there so much true love around her? Grandparents, grandparents, grandparents, mommy, uncles, fathers, and sisters, although everyone's emotional road is very bumpy, they all love seriously!
"Oops, what's so stinky?" Xiao Dough suddenly covered his little nose, "Daddy, it's not like you're farting, are you?" Don't even say a word in advance! ”
Leng Da Shao shouted: "It's your brother who pulls the stinky poop!" ”
Xiao Fan still didn't believe it, "Daddy, don't hide it." Why doesn't the little brother cry when he pulls the stinky poop? ”
As soon as the words fell, the two little ones in the nursery room began to cry, as if they were competing to see who cried louder, one crying louder than the other.
Xiao Fan looked to the left and looked to the left, "Uh, is it Xiao Chenchen or Xiao Hanghang?" ”
Leng Dashao said calmly: "I look at this, you look at that." ”
Then I opened it and took a look, and Leng Dashao won the lottery. Well, even though it was his own son, Leng Dashao, who had a habit of cleanliness, still frowned slightly. Anyway, what should he do when this happens?
He was bent on being a good father, and when Xiao Jin was pregnant, he started to read, but the company's affairs have been very busy, and Xiao Jin was arrested, so his homework in this area was completely wasted. In the past few days, I have picked up some of them, but it is difficult to convert book knowledge into practical operations.
"Daddy, what are you still doing? Your chance to show your fatherly love has come! The little powder ball snorted at Leng Da Shao, hurry up and act!
Listening to his son's crying, Leng Dashao grabbed his son's two little feet, suppressed his breath and reached out to change his diaper, "Be good, don't cry, Dad will help you soon-"
When Xiao Chenchen heard Daddy's words, he immediately urinated on him very unceremoniously. Nima, this stinky boy, pees really accurately! The Armani shirt on Leng Yifan's body is completely ruined!
It was rare to see the embarrassment of the wise and wise Daddy, and the little pink ball covered his mouth and snickered on the side. Seeing Leng Dashao glancing at him, she quickly pretended to be a little adult, "Stinky boy, even Daddy dares to pee, see if he won't beat your ass in the future!" ”
The words were still serious, and the little girl couldn't help but laugh crookedly.
A row of black lines fell on Leng Dashao's head, and he had a bad premonition for Mao, these two stinky boys would kick off the prelude to his black history?
But now there is a very practical question, should he go and change his shirt first, or change his son's diapers first? It seems that none of them can be tolerated, and none of them can be delayed. Then Leng Dashao stayed there and thought for three seconds......
"Xiao Chenchen is good! Xiao Chenchen doesn't cry! Uncle Daddy is here! I saw Gao Ke come over with warm water, change Xiao Chenchen into a dirty diaper, wash the little fart, and put on a clean diaper. When the little guy is comfortable, he doesn't cry or make trouble, and he smiles vigorously at Gao Ke with his beautiful eyes still full of tears.
Leng Dashao felt a frustration that he had never felt before, his own father actually lost to his brother-in-law, it was so shameless!
While coaxing the two little guys, Gao Ke patted Leng Dashao's shoulder and said, "Brother-in-law, don't be unconvinced." When it comes to getting married, I don't have as much experience as you, but when it comes to taking care of children, you definitely don't have as much experience as me. When Xiao Jin's life was Xiao Sisi, I served both of them single-handedly. You, learn more! ”
Damn, you are still despised by your brother-in-law? Auntie can't bear it, Uncle can't bear it!
As a result, Gao Ke said leisurely, "Brother-in-law, you have been urinated, why don't you take a shower and change your clothes?" Don't be disgusted by my nephew, but also by my sister. ”
Leng Dashao walked out with a black face, but Gao Ke laughed heartlessly like a child, who made this brother-in-law so good, he couldn't compare to him in many ways? Now let him know that there is a time for him to learn from him!
"Uncle, you've your daddy." The little dough was a little worried. Her father's temper, don't be too scary!
"Don't be afraid, don't you see that he didn't get angry even though he was angry? Leng Dashao's belly is big, but it's not an ordinary person! "Gao Ke is not worried about his brother-in-law being angry with him, he is not such a stingy person! But it's true that I have a lot of energy to fight with him and how to take care of the child!
"Ouch, my little darling, my little heart......" Gao Ke began to tease the two children again. The little dough threw himself into Gao Ke's arms, "Uncle, uncle, and me!" ”
"That's right! And my little Sisi ......."
In the confinement room, Zeng Xiaojin woke up and found that Leng Yifan was weird today, "Husband, what's wrong with you?" Why do you look at your hands so hard? Is there anything wrong with your hands? ”
"Nope." Leng Dashao smiled helplessly, "I just didn't expect that my hands that did surgery would also be stupid." ”
Zeng Xiaojin looked at him, "Are you stimulated by anything today?" Come, tell me, my wife will give you justice. ”
Leng Dashao told Gao Ke Mari about changing diapers, and after Zeng Xiaojin heard it, he smiled and said: "Alas, I thought something was wrong!" Don't you know the scene when Gao Ke changed Xiao Sisi's diaper for the first time, on his hands and on Sisi's small bed, he was everywhere, I thought he was hit by a stinky thunder! ”
"Xiao Jin!" Leng Dashao suddenly took Xiao Jin into his arms, and said distressedly, "It's all my fault, otherwise you wouldn't have worked so hard at that time......
Zeng Xiaojin stretched out his hand to wrap his hand around Leng Dashao's waist, raised his head and said, "It's not your fault, I also want to thank you for giving me a complete father!" I know how much you've endured, I love you, husband! ”
"Say it again!" There's always a lot to say, right? What's more, his little woman is still so full of emotions.
"I love you! I love you! I love you......" Zeng Xiaojin said many times in one breath, and finally came to a sentence, "It's enjoyable, right?" ”
Enjoyable? How so? No number of times is too many!
Leng Dashao kissed Zeng Xiaojin's face and said emotionally: "Wife, you are so good!" ”
Zeng Xiaojin raised his head proudly, "Of course, if it's not bad, how can you get into your cold eyes?" She hugged Leng Yifan and encouraged: "Don't be sad, no one is born to be a father." Take your time, change your child's diaper a few more times and you'll be well versed! ”
After that, she said to herself again: "I 'trained' Gaoke so well, isn't it cheap Xiao Jiu?" "It's cheap, it's cheap, it's all your own people anyway.
"By the way, how is Duanmu Tianze? His kind of dead pervert is so dead, it's so cheap for him! Zeng Xiaojin suddenly remembered Duanmu's matter. This bastard jumped off the building and fell and was seriously injured, and I don't know if he died?
"I'm not going to let him die! He's a murderer now! A cold light burst out of Leng Dashao's eyes, "This time, his hands and feet were broken, and his appearance was ruined." He is now worse off than dead, and he has to beat Dureng Ding every day to relieve the pain a little......"
But Leng Dashao will not give him enough Du Lengding, what he wants is Duanmu to survive, not to die. Because Leng Dashao deliberately made a mistake in the process of letting people rescue him, and now Duanmu, his whole body only moves slightly, which is the pain of deboning and purifying the marrow, and even every time he breathes, his lungs will twist and twist the pain!
The woman who dares to touch his Leng Yifan, this is the price!
And Duanmu can only maintain this state until he dies, Leng Dashao has already told him that if he is not obedient and begs for death, Leng Dashao will dig up the ashes of his parents and all the clansmen of the Duanmu family, and mix them into the stuffing to feed the dogs and pigs!
Duanmu screamed frantically at that moment, but after he did, he could only be silent. Because as long as Leng Dashao can say it, he will definitely do it!
So Duanmu has no hope of life, and he has lost the right to die, he can only wait for death in pain, waiting for Leng Dashao to be like a god, when he wants to end his life before he can die! He is not as good as a dog, he is a prisoner, he has no freedom in life, he is in pain and wants to die, but he can only live with difficulty!
"Well deserved!" Zeng Xiaojin can only give him these two words of evaluation!
If it weren't for Leng Yifan who saw through the true face of the fake Xiaojin in time, how would she and Leng Yifan be insulted by that bastard at this time? What will the entire city of A be distorted into by this perversion?
"Young master, young grandmother," the butler knocked on the door and walked in, "That Ou Zixuan is here again, saying that he just wants to see the young grandmother and the little young master." ”
"This Ou Zixuan really has perseverance, he refuses him every day, and he comes every day!" A hint of unhappiness flashed in Leng Dashao's eyes. Since he knew that Xiao Jin gave birth to a pair of twins, Ou Zixuan came over every day, and he had to wait for an hour before he put down his gifts and left.
"Otherwise, just give him a look, and there's a lot of meat anyway. It also saves him from coming over every day and annoying you? Zeng Xiaojin said cautiously.
"That's how you want to see him?"
Not to mention Leng Dashao's stinginess, just the fact that Zeng Xiaojin liked Ou Zixuan was enough to make Leng Dashao crazy. He has only loved one woman in his life, but she has someone else in her heart. Although it's in the past, it's always a fact that the two grew up together! Leng Da Shao hated, hated that he was not the first man in Xiao Jin's life!
"Of course, I'm going to show him how good my husband is and how happy I am now!" Zeng Xiaojin didn't have any feelings for Ou Zixuan for a long time, and he used to be just attached to love, not love at all. The man she has loved, there is really only Leng Yifan, and the children have given birth to him, what kind of vinegar does this guy eat inexplicably?
Besides, she rarely interacts with Ou Zixuan. This time she gave birth to a child, such a big happy event, it is normal for people to come and take a look as the neighbor's eldest brother.
"That's nice." The corners of Leng Dashao's mouth couldn't help but show a smile, now he and Xiao Jin are really happy. In this way, he really has to thank Ou Zixuan for not marrying back then! gave him a complete Zeng Xiaojin!
"It happens from the heart, from the heart!" Zeng Xiaojin made a heart shape to her husband. Can you pretend to be forced to be happy?
"Alright, let him in." Leng Dashao reluctantly gave up, but he could say it, only this time, he gave the surname Ou five minutes, and he left when he saw it.
"Okay, good, my husband is the most generous." Zeng Xiaojin Lai smiled in Leng Dashao's arms.
"That's it!" Even these five minutes Leng Dashao also had to be supervised on the spot. Who knew that the housekeeper had just brought Ou Zixuan here, and only then did he say hello, and someone came to report that the queens of the Dao Leng family had suddenly all visited! <