Episode 7: Seriously, don't worship me too much
That means...... Say...... Belch. She looked at these words, chewed repeatedly and didn't know where to start pasting, until her eyes lit up when she saw the word "brother"! Although I also know that this "filial brother" is estimated to be "filial piety", this signature means that the fame is not reached. But Xin Yi suddenly thought that the night he first saw Mu Fangjin, when Mu Fangjin and He Gongzi were close to each other, they were commensurate with each other. Why don't you use this "brother" word to deceive him, if the person in front of him really wanted to belittle his son He at that time, Xin Yi would have made up his mind to slap him hard. Although Mu Fangjin also gave him some color at that time, wouldn't it be even more beautiful to knock a few more taels of silver as compensation for the mental damages! "Childe, I'll make sure of one thing first." Xin Yi looked nervously at the son in front of him: "Dare to ask this son, do you feel that you have committed a villain recently?" ”
"Exactly!" These words seemed to have reached his heart, and Childe couldn't help but echo, "It's been a bad thing lately!" This villain is so annoying! ”
"Oh, that's it." She deliberately hung the man's appetite, and she was there with a slurp.
"What did the gentleman say?" Seeing this, he hurriedly opened his mouth to inquire. "Could you please tell me about it?"
"Childe, please listen to me." She touched the stubble of hair on her chin and pretended to be unfathomable: "The villain, the younger person, and the baby is the appearance of the auspicious, not the villain." So it's a bit weird to explain it like this.,I want to ask Childe.,Has there been a sudden extra brother in the family out of thin air recently, and is this younger brother already an adult? ”
"...... first"
He just wanted to speak, but Xin Yi shook his hand but stopped, "Childe doesn't need to speak, it has been determined that it is such an adult brother who can become a villain and cause everything to go wrong for Childe." ”
The boy groaned for a while, condensed his eyebrows into pimples, looked left and right, and seeing that no one was paying attention, he hurriedly took out some silver coins and stuffed them into her hand. "Sir, it's a clever idea, so tell me how to break this villain? What do you do!? ”
"It's not that difficult, but there's a little bit of trouble." Xin Yi looked at his nervous face, and deliberately sighed: "This villain is still protected by an adult, and it is really difficult to get rid of it at once." She dragged her voice out a little longer, and out of the corner of her eye, she glanced at the child's expression.
But seeing that the expression on Childe's face became more and more solemn, he hesitated for a moment before replying: "......What does this adult mean?"
Xin Yi looked at the son as depressed before, presumably the "villain" in the family colluded with his father to exclude him everywhere. If this is really He Gongzi in front of him, if the villain is really the annoying Mu Fangjin, everything makes sense - after all, this kind of thing is really like what Mu Fangjin can do. She shook her head and didn't answer, and laid a blank sheet of paper on the table. "If you want to solve the dilemma, you need to calculate the current ...... of the childe Fortune. ”
Childe picked up the pen and looked at the white paper, and said hesitantly: "Dare to ask Mr., what is the best word to write?" ”
"Just write the child's surname to solve it."
He nodded, and then dipped his ink into the dragon and phoenix, and with a big stroke of the pen, it was the word "congratulations".
Sure enough, it didn't happen.
The corners of her mouth hooked into a sly smile, and she touched her lips to cover it, and when he put down the pen, Xin Yi spread the paper in front of him decently. Frowning, he looked left and right, as if there was some flower in the word.
"Sir, do the math? What is my last name? What exactly can be done to transship? He Gongzi saw that she didn't speak for a long time, and asked in a hurry.
"Childe has to wait for me to meet." She waved her hand to signal not to urge, "The surname of Childe is 'plus', which means to increase, and the lower is 'Bei', which refers to money. She deliberately didn't say that he was He Taishou's son, but just knocked on the side to save the country.
He Gongzi's eyes became more and more worshipful, and he nodded again and again, "What Mr. said is extremely true!" Exactly! ”
"But ......" she pointed to the many horizontal characters in the traditional Chinese character "He", and said: "Childe, you see, there are many obstacles here, indicating that the future is twists and turns. I'm afraid there are not just villains, but others. ”
"That'...... What is that? ”
"Only women and villains are difficult to raise, presumably it is a woman's ......" she said this, leaned over mysteriously, and asked with a straight face: "Gongzi He, I have something to ask, whether you have any grievances with any girl recently, I see that your Yin Tang is faintly black, this is not a good omen." ”
"In...... Yintang blackened? As soon as He Gongzi heard this, he was anxious, "What woman ......?"
"Childe think about it, is there something that made this woman and the villain collude and entangle together to harm you?"
“…… Yes, it seems to be, yes, it seems to be the other day......"
"Childe don't say it first, let's talk about it, do you think what I said is right?" As the main party, she naturally knew all the details, so as soon as she told him about the matter, He Gongzi's face changed instantly.
"Sir...... Sir is really a man of God!! He was shocked, and this shout made many pedestrians around him stop, all looking at Zhuo Xinyi, who had a calm and breezy face in front of the stall.
Xin Yi waved his hand, "Childe, don't be busy boasting first, doesn't Childe want to know what happened to that girl later?" ”
When He Gongzi heard this, the expression on his face froze, "What's the matter, didn't my brother-in-law send her home that day?" Isn't it? ”
"Of course not." She pretended to be serious, "I pinched my fingers just now, and nine out of ten of the girls are no longer alive, I'm afraid it was because of the resentment that the son was so light on her that she committed suicide in shame." ”
"Huh?!"
"So...... Scare! She looked at He Gongzi's shoulder, pretended to be shocked, and pointed and shouted: "This demon, you have wronged your soul, and when you see my generation, you will not quickly retreat!"
He Gongzi was so frightened that his face turned bloody, and he jumped up with a "whoosh". patted himself on the shoulder indiscriminately, but he didn't dare to look back, just shouted: "Sir, save me!" Sir save me!! ”
She originally wanted to "exorcise ghosts" for him again, but then she thought that her current job was a fortune teller, and it would not be good to know too much, so she didn't stretch out her hand, but only said: "Don't panic, Childe, this unjust soul is not a climate now, at most, it will only collude with villains to stumble you, and there will be no worries about your life for the time being." ”
"Really!?" He wanted to look at both shoulders, but he didn't dare to turn his head, so he could only glance timidly, which was really joyful.
"Nature." She didn't continue to look at the joke, but nodded and motioned for He Gongzi to sit down again.
Although He Gongzi sat down, he was also sitting on pins and needles, very uncomfortable, "Sir, I think I feel it...... The chill in my back must be lying on my back, right!? Right! ”
"Don't panic, Childe...... Calm, calm. ”
Over there, Gongzi He was anxious to burn his buttocks, and it was strange to be calm. "Sir, tell me what I should do!?"
"It's also simple, go home and pour a basin of black dog blood, and then light the candle and chant for a few days, the focus is on how to get rid of the villain." There is a way that the enemy is an enemy, and the enemy is a friend, no matter how bad He Gongzi's behavior was before, but Mu Fangjin didn't clean up for a day, and she couldn't do this business for a day. In order to plan for a long time, you must give Mu Fangjin a look at the color. "As long as there is nothing but the villain, everything will naturally open and the moon will shine."
"Then ......" Here and there, he looked left and right again, and whispered, "Is it difficult...... Buying a murderer turned out to be him? ”
“…… How does this work? She waved her hand with black lines on her face, "Childe, although that villain is superior to you in everything, don't forget, there is another trick you will definitely be able to control him." ”
"What's the trick? Sir, come and listen! ”
Xin Yi leaned closer, lowered his voice and said, "Childe, don't forget, there is also the girl who committed suicide." ”
"Sir, don't mention this again, it was my righteous brother who threatened me with this a few days ago!"
"But the girl is dead, so why doesn't the prince rely on him for this? If he dares to tell anyone else this, you can drag the girl's death on him. Wouldn't that kill two birds with one stone? Xin Yi smiled, "What's more, he himself is the imperial history, although I don't know what he has to do when he comes to your house, but in the final analysis, he is afraid of getting into trouble, so when you go back, you will tell him about it, and he will not dare to provoke you again." ”
"That's it...... Reasonable! He was stunned, "Sir, you can even count him as the imperial historian!?" Sure enough, it's a man of God! ”
Nonsense, can't God fool you? She still had a smile on her face, "Childe, remember, the secret of heaven must not be revealed, and what I say to you today must not be talked about with others." ”
"Yes, yes, yes! If it is really useful, then the gentleman's kindness will be remembered in the heart! "Don't just take it to heart, I don't mind if you give me more money first. Xin Yi recited "give silver", "give silver", "give silver" and "give silver" in his heart again and again, but until the end, he ran away as if he was flying, and he didn't stuff any more silver into her.
Although Xin Yi felt a little lost, she sighed "sigh", but she took out the silver money from the cuff that He Gongzi had stuffed before, and felt that it was enough to eat for ten days and half a month, and her heart was a lot more balanced, not to mention that this was the most money she had made since she came out of the stall. She was so excited that she even walked a lot lighter when she went home, and when she got home humming a song, she knew that she had made a lot of money and came back, but she didn't know that she was possessed by something unclean.
For example, in the middle of the summer when he was steaming steamed buns in the kitchen, when he returned to the house, he saw Xin Yi holding Zizhu in a circle, and such an abnormal behavior scared him. He thought that he must have seen it wrong, so he retreated to the kitchen, and then opened the door again and went back to the house to look, but fortunately, at this time, Xin Yi had already put down the purple beads and was smoothing the wrinkles on her clothes. But what he never expected was that Xin Yi turned around and saw him enter the house, but stretched out his claws to him. Holding Banxia in a circle, "You see that my sister came back with a lot of silver today, and she also won the annoying guy surnamed Mu!" ”
…… The surname Mu? Who is it?
Although Banxia was a little curious, she didn't have time to speak, and finally she was so dazed by her circle, and finally forgot what to ask. All that left was left to listen to Xin Yi praise him over and over again for the deliciousness of his steamed buns, and he deliberately made her a bigger steamed bun for tomorrow's lunch as if he had been brainwashed.
Waiting until the next day, the whole morning was peaceful, it was when Xin Yi thought he had won the battle against Mu Fangjin, but it was just noon, and the beautiful man in the distance came slowly. Although she was still dissatisfied, she looked at the lunch she stuffed on her chest and Banxia in Banxia, and breathed a long sigh of relief - fortunately, she was also prepared!
But seeing Mu Fangjin standing still in front of her stall, he looked her up and down twice, and the corners of his mouth twitched unintentionally, "Sir...... Why did you only have one ...... stuffed into your chest today?"
"How?"
"It's better to stuff at least two......"
"But I can't finish two." Xin Yi patted the only bulging 'little secret' on his chest, "My family is poor, and I still have a lot of younger brothers and sisters to support, so I can't waste food." When she said this, she raised her eyes to look at Mu Fangjin, and said with a treacherous smile: "If the son doesn't look good, why don't you buy me a steamed bun and I'll stuff it in?" ”
"......" Mu Fangjin looked at her with a dark face for a while, and then gritted his teeth and popped out a word: "Buy".