Section 73, the confrontation between Xiaobai and Shoucai [I]
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In other words, the last time Liu Shoucai saw Xiaobai's bald hair appear in front of him, bursts of wild laughter made Xiaobai's old face blush like a monkey's buttocks, and he wanted to bite Liu Shoucai to death. (Please search Bayi Chinese Net, the fastest updated novel website!)
Subsequently, this man and beast exchanged a few words, and it turned out that outside the village of Mochizuki Village before, Xiaobai also had such a dream.
Xiaobai belongs to fire, and the so-called creation of this body is related to fire.
And Liu Shoucai did not speculate much, on the contrary, he was almost close to the truth.
Xiaobai said: "Niang Xipi's bah bah, Uncle Bai has re-walked the road of the year, and there is a little bit of real fire!" Do you know what real fire is? It's not the charcoal fire used for Teniang's barbecue, nor is it the lava fire in the volcano, it's a little bit of the sun of Teniang! No wonder Uncle Bai only absorbed a little bit of that breath back then and came out, Xiao Liuzi, you go with Uncle Bai to have a look, it will surprise you! It's so hot! Let's hurry home! Uncle Bai wants to go and see if the real fire is still there! The sun is really hot, there is a little bit, and it is enough to absorb it all, Uncle Bai, I am completely stable in the second stage of transformation, and I am expected to advance to the third stage of true adulthood. When the time comes, Uncle Bai, I will be invincible in heaven and on earth! You know what? It's invincible! ”
The more Xiaobai spoke, the more excited he became, as if he would be able to transform immediately.
Liu Shoucai rolled his eyes and poured cold water on Xiaobai: "Are you sure that you can absorb the true fire of the sun at your current age?" And not turn into an Orleans roast bird? ”
Xiao Bai Huanwu's body immediately stopped, looked at Liu Shoucai, and then lowered his head and sighed and said, "No, Uncle Bai can only squat in the farthest place and absorb it slowly, this bald hair is the consequence of Uncle Bai after I want to get closer." ”
"It's good to know, don't be too ambitious to be a man or a bird!" Liu Shoucai patted Xiao Bai's bare shoulder and said earnestly.
Xiao Bai shook his wings, opened the claws that Liu Shoucai slapped on his body, and said angrily: "Don't take advantage of Uncle Bai, Lao Tzu is a spirit animal!" Not a bird! ”
"yes, you're not a thing!" Liu Shoucai said with a smile.
"Your sister! Xiao Liuzi, don't you want to be mixed! Uncle Bai, I'm here to fulfill you! Just find a temple and Taoist temple, and Uncle Bai will live in it and immediately upgrade to uncle! Delicious food, delicious pouring, two little Taoist boys, little novice to my uncle all day long to rub my back and legs is not a problem! Xiaobai said angrily, it's too bullying! No, it's too much of a bully spirit animal! When people saw the spirit beasts, they couldn't wait to offer them and coax them like the uncle. This product is good, just forget it if you don't coax it, and bully it if it's okay.
Liu Shoucai didn't bother to pay attention to this sudden, are you kidding? Both Buddhism and Taoism absorb merit, but that thing is not something that people can absorb immediately, so merit means too much to them, and it is not a matter of a few years or ten years to accumulate enough merit for a person to ascend. There is no one hundred and eighty years, which is not enough at all. How difficult it is for spirit beasts to go in and want to mix up some merits, there is no merit for other spirit beasts, and it is strange that they want to make spirit beasts guard Taoist temples and temples and not be uncles.
But Liu Shoucai is different, he is alone, as long as he works hard, he can earn more merit than one or two Taoist temples and temples, and the main thing is that these merits can be used casually, and there is no need to wait at all.
Xiaobai doesn't know how happy he is! Otherwise, for so many years, Xiaobai would not have been by Liu Shoucai's side, and he also drove away several spirit beasts who wanted to make merit and occupy Liu Shoucai!
Liu Shoucai occasionally thinks that if one day the daughter-in-law he marries also needs merit, will Xiaobai strangle his daughter-in-law to death behind his back? After this idea appeared, Liu Shoucai would always look at Xiaobai's neck intentionally or unintentionally, and look at it with a very mad gaze.
For example, now, Liu Shoucai's gaze at Xiaobai is very terrifying, Xiaobai has a very uncomfortable feeling, and goosebumps are turning out.
"Xiao Liuzi, what's the matter with you looking at Uncle Bai like this?" took two steps back, staggered some distance from Liu Shoucai, and asked Xiaobai after feeling a little safe.
Liu Shoucai asked, "Do you know how to get out?" ”
Xiao Bai took two more steps back and looked at Liu Shoucai cautiously: "Little Liuzi, do you want to pit Uncle Bai again?" ”
"No pit!" Liu Shoucai said very strictly: "We are brothers, right?" This is the first time this kind of thing has been experienced, right? ”
Xiaobai nodded and took two steps back.
"Little Liuzi, Brother Liu, Uncle Liu! Just say what you want to do, this kind of yin test makes you uncomfortable! Say, are you going to sell Lao Tzu, or are you going to get a foundation with me? Let's talk about it first, Uncle Bai, I am just a base, and I have to attack! Xiaobai hugged his hairless wings to his chest and said.
"Fuck you uncle! Lao Tzu doesn't play with beasts! Liu Shoucai scolded angrily, and then said: "According to our speculation, this must be the space of dreams, but you don't know, and I don't know what makes our dreams together." Isn't it? ”
Xiaobai nodded.
Liu Shoucai continued: "Then, I'm afraid it won't be easy for us to wake up! ”
Xiaobai was puzzled, took a step forward and asked, "Why?" ”
Liu Shoucai explained: "I guess that if the dream is alone, it will gradually wake up with the addition of time in the outside world, or it will wake up after being extremely stimulated in the dream." But the dreams of the two of us are connected together, and if we don't talk about each other, I'm afraid the intensity of this dream must be unusual. If you want to wake up, you must break one of the dream systems, and only then will you be able to do it. You say, don't you? ”
Xiaobai understood a little, but felt confused, and asked, "What are your plans?" Don't you want Uncle Bai and me to explore the way, right? Let's say okay first, don't kill it! Uncle Bai, I'm afraid of death! It is said that it is not one or two who died in the dream. ”
Liu Shoucai said: "Just kidding!! Am I that kind of person? ”
"Yes!" Xiaobai nodded affirmatively.
"Forget it, I'm too lazy to tell you. I guess it's going to take a while for our dreams to wake up, and you're going to continue the adventure? Or are you waiting here? Liu Shoucai asked, his eyes rolling and rolling, no matter how he looked at it, it seemed that a conspiracy was brewing.
Xiao Bai prides himself on being shrewd, Liu Shoucai's actions naturally can't escape its eyes, Xiao Bai immediately said: "Wait here!" Exploration is too dangerous, Uncle Bai, I am delicate and expensive, but I can't hurt it casually, even if it's mental trauma, it's not allowed. ”
Liu Shoucai rolled his eyes and said, "Don't be disgusting, okay?" It's okay to stay here, why don't we take a walk? ”
Xiaobai immediately lay on the ground as if he was skinny, and he didn't care about the hairlessness of his back and buttocks, and said, "No! If you kill me, you won't leave, you can kill me if you have the ability! Your eyes were rolling wildly just now, Uncle Bai and I can't play with you, I don't believe that I won't leave, you still have a way to pit Uncle Bai! ”
"Alas!" Liu Shoucai sighed. This time, he didn't roll his eyes, and said with a smile: "Xiaobai, in addition to being hairless now, how do you feel about your combat effectiveness?" ”
Xiaobai felt that Liu Shoucai was provoking! Provoked the dignity of a spirit beast, and said angrily: "Uncle Bai, I step on both sides of the Yellow River, the sun, moon and stars above my head, the king of spirit beasts, and the fighter among the blue fire gods!" Don't look at Uncle Bai, I'm hairless, it's as easy to kill you as it is to eliminate the four evils! What's wrong? Do you still want to practice with Uncle Bai? Hey, little Liuzi, this is a dream, right? You're not afraid of killing here, right? Why don't we practice here? After Xiaobai said this, he jumped up, with a provocative expression on his face.
The corners of Liu Shoucai's mouth rose upward, and he said, "You actually dare to provoke?" Xiaobai, you have itchy skin, don't you? ”
Xiaobai also said: "Who has itchy skin who knows!" Believe it or not, Uncle Bai is here to abuse you like a grandson! ”
Liu Shoucai snorted: "Xiaobai, if you have the ability, come!" Don't talk about it! ”
Xiao Bai jumped up and said angrily: "In reality, Uncle Bai, I let you, because I am afraid that it will hurt you, in case Uncle Bai and I have fun, I will catch you to death with one claw." Do you dare to say this to Uncle Bai here, come on, let's practice, and see how Uncle Bai teaches you a lesson! ”
Liu Shoucai laughed and said, "Just wait for your words!" Who is the grandson of the special mother's water release! ”
The little white buttocks twisted and shouted: "Toot that kid, look at how Uncle Bai abuses you!" ”