"Dinosaurs, resurrected?!"

Gong Weiguo looked like you were taunting me, looking at the cold wind in front of him.

Xiao Rou said this on the phone. Well, to be exact, Lin Xia called her and asked her to inform us, saying that there is now a group of dinosaurs coming back to life in the Yancheng Dinosaur Museum, and let's send someone over quickly. Well, that's it. ”

Leng Feng finished repeating, and then stretched out his hand keenly, handsomely catching the pen holder smashed by the angry Gong Weiguo, "I said, Director, don't be angry at me if you're angry." I didn't bring the dinosaurs back to life! ”

Leng Feng is actually quite able to understand Gong Weiguo's feelings.

It's not young anymore.,I was originally ordered to set up a new department of the Special Bureau.,Seeing that the career is going to have a second spring.,The result is good.,Every day I encounter some bullshit things.,The alien thing here hasn't been dealt with yet.,The dinosaurs over there are going to be resurrected again.。

Now that the Chinese New Year is coming, I can't stop it, let everyone take a breath and have a good year.

"Lin Xia! What the hell is he going to do! Is he a plague god?! ”

Gong Weiguo shouted angrily, "I think he is a plague god, and he is a bunch of things wherever he goes." The last time I traveled to the United States, I destroyed a city in the United States, and the United States is still openly and secretly blocking us. I ran to Chang'an to play before, good guy, and the aliens were also recruited by him.

Seeing him go home for the New Year can stop a little, MMP!

He went to Yancheng again and got the dinosaurs out?

He's a plague god! The Great Plague God! How long have the dinosaurs been extinct?

Yancheng has built a museum and engaged in sightseeing and tourism for so many years, but there is no, and as soon as he goes, this guy is fine. Originally a fossil museum, it's now a dinosaur zoo! This plague god should be locked up, and he should not be allowed to go anywhere! Go to a place, unlucky a place! ”

Gong Weiguo was so angry that his liver hurt, couldn't Lin Xia, the plague god, be the same as other superpowers?

Be simple, and the way of doing iniquity is simpler.

Other superpowers will break the law and commit crimes at most, but it's good that he doesn't break the sky, and he feels uncomfortable.

Yes!

Lao Tzu doesn't care, who cares about it!

Lao Tzu is the director of the Special Bureau, and his job is to manage the superpowers, not to deal with aliens, Ultraman, Transformers, and dinosaurs all day long.

"Director, I think you're right. Lin Xia does have his own plague god aura, and he is unlucky wherever he goes. But Chang'an, it seems that we invited him to go......"

"Get out!"

Before Leng Feng finished speaking, Gong Weiguo was so angry that he smashed his mobile phone, asking you to say it, asking you to say it.

Don't I know?

But we invited him over, just to solve the matter of the Mausoleum of Qin Shi Huang, and did not ask him to hook up with aliens.

"Director, don't be angry. You're going to give me a rule. How do I do this? ”

Leng Feng originally wanted to catch the mobile phone that Gong Weiguo smashed over, but after thinking about it, he didn't answer it, and took it back, and Gong Weiguo turned around and used it to smash him.

"How?! How the hell do I know how to get it?! I haven't even seen a dinosaur fossil, so you're going to let me deal with a dinosaur? ”

Gong Weiguo said angrily, seeing that Leng Feng didn't catch the mobile phone he smashed over, he suddenly became even more angry, "The mobile phone money is deducted from your salary!" ”

Leng Feng was suddenly stunned, and wanted to plead, but Gong Weiguo had already calmed down, and crossed his fingers, "Okay, let's not talk about this for now." You take people to Yancheng immediately. Try to control the situation as much as possible, mainly economic losses, and the development of Yancheng is not easy. MMP, I don't know how long it will take to rebuild Chang'an, I don't want to go back and report again, saying that I want to rebuild a Yancheng. ”

Gong Weiguo was very helpless, after a few times, they could be regarded as having figured out Lin Xia's character, there was no need to worry about casualties, but Lin Xia would not care about economic losses.

"By the way, bring Severn and Megatron with them. Let them show their faces, go back and inform the media, and let them think carefully about how to report on how to report on the unity of various ethnic civilizations under the guidance of the banner of Chinese characteristics under the new situation and jointly face the changes in the world situation. ”

"Understood. Do you need Chen Haonan to do a follow-up report? ”

Leng Feng took a few steps and asked again.

"He wants to broadcast live, can you manage it?"

Gong Weiguo said helplessly.

Leng Feng shrugged, yes, Chen Haonan's system is also a master who can't be managed.

……

"Hello everyone, I'm Brother Haonan. The Chinese New Year is coming soon, and many people are worried about not being able to buy tickets, it doesn't matter, in order to facilitate everyone's Spring Festival travel, the Decepticon Group has specially cooperated with Didi to launch the Spring Festival Decepticon package.

As long as you place an order with one click, you can immediately accept Decepticon members 24 hours a day, and the fastest two-hour direct service in the country. Mom no longer has to worry about me stuck in traffic on the highway or unable to buy a train ticket home for the Spring Festival. ”

In the familiar live broadcast room, after an advertisement, Chen Haonan rarely showed his face live broadcast.

"Brother Haonan, you're ugly to me!"

"God's Decepticon Group and Didi cooperate. What's the matter, now you can hit Transformers with Didi? I also believe in your wickedness. ”

"Nothing is impossible. The latest inside news, the Decepticons, that is, the group of Transformers have successfully signed a compensation agreement with the government, in addition to helping Chang'an rebuild, they also have to sell themselves to work and repay the astronomical amount of compensation.

When Didi drivers are said to be one of Megatron's plans to repay debts within five years, it seems that they are still cooperating with Meituan and Ele.me, and are preparing to make guest appearances in the future. ”

"Haha, it's pretty well informed upstairs. I also heard that Megatron is planning to cooperate with several major domestic automakers to research a new generation of smart cars in order to repay its debts. Well, it's said that the job of the Decepticons is to be studied [manual funny]. ”

"Megatron: I'm also very helpless, I can't fight, I can't run, I don't have money, and I can only survive by working part-time."

"Don't they have warships? It should be worth a lot of money. I remember watching the news some time ago, it seems that many countries in the United States and the European Union are willing to invest a large amount of money to cooperate with our country in the research of the space program. ”

"The battleship is Brother Helmet's trophy, not only the Decepticon's, but also the battleship of the Galactic Council is also Brother Helmet's trophy, do you know what the loot is?!"

"That's right. Are the aliens in the Galactic Council going out to work too? ”

"It doesn't seem like so, they seem to say that the Galactic Council will pay the ransom."

"Sure enough, it's cool to have a backer. Like Megatron, without the Emperor of the Universe, it's like a three-year-old child without a mother, it's so pitiful. ”

"Poor fart! If there is no helmet, Megatron means that earthlings are garbage. ”

"Speaking of Brother Helmet, Brother Haonan suddenly started the live broadcast, could it be that Brother Helmet is making trouble again?!"

"Brother Helmet: No, I don't. You guys are talking nonsense, it's all about messing with me 2333! ”