Body 3.I'm already a salted fish!
Lin Xia has an ordinary family that is similar to most people.
Father Lin Jianguo, who used to be an employee of a state-owned supply and marketing cooperative, was laid off in 95 years and opened a commissary near the community with a buyout salary, and it was impossible to make a lot of money, but it was no problem to support his family.
My mother, Xia Dongmei, is a teacher at Nanhe High School, teaching junior high school Chinese.
In short, it is a very ordinary family.
Of course, the mentality of Jackie Chan is naturally the same as that of ordinary people, so he is very unhappy that Lin Xia only took the second score line.
Especially my mother Xia Dongmei.
At noon, Xia Dongmei couldn't help but mutter, "I've asked people to inquire, the repeat class of No. 1 Middle School will start next week, you can sign up with me later." Your homeroom teacher, Mr. Chen, also said that with your grades, you can take the exam if you repeat it for another year. β
"It's impossible for me to repeat it. It's impossible to repeat it even if you kill it. Mom, spare me! β
Lin Xia hurriedly begged for mercy.
"You really don't dare to kill you! This matter is not negotiable! β
Xia Dongmei was furious.
"Dad."
Lin Xia looked at his father Lin Jianguo and asked for support.
Lin Jianguo glanced at Lin Xia and asked slowly, "You really don't want to repeat?!" β
"If you don't repeat it, you won't be killed!"
Lin Xia thought to herself that I am already a god now, and I still ran to repeat it, isn't it funny?
"Lin Jianguo, what do you mean?!"
Xia Dongmei was angry and glared at Lin Jianguo.
Lin Jianguo sighed, "The twisted melon is not sweet, he doesn't want to go, can you really tie him up?" If it was before, he naturally couldn't help it. But now that he's eighteen years old, he can already decide his own life. So, don't talk just yet. Lin Xia, let me ask you. β
Lin Jianguo looked at Lin Xia, "With your current score, you can only go to one or two books." After graduating from college, it should not be easy to find a job, and even if you do, the starting point will definitely be different from that of other famous college students. Of course, you may not be able to understand this yet. Let's be direct. The girl you like, Ginger Bubble, right? β
"Dad, you peek at my space log!"
Lin Xia shouted dissatisfiedly.
"Lao Tzu looks at his son's affairs, can he be called a peek?!"
Lin Jianguo was not ashamed, but proud, "Don't interrupt first, that girl has been admitted to Zhonghai University." Don't you want to go to Zhonghai University with you and let her be your girlfriend?! β
"No, no. I'm already a salted fish. Salted fish doesn't need a girlfriend. β
"Dead child, what nonsense!"
Xia Dongmei couldn't cry or laugh.
Lin Xia smiled, and in his heart he really felt that he was already a salted fish.
There is no need to study, no need to struggle, no need to work hard.
Anyway, as long as you get angry, there will be anything! The beautiful life of eating and waiting for death is already beckoning to him.
Hey?! Something seems wrong!
Lin Xia suddenly sat up straight, thoughtful.
"Forget it. Anyway, there are still a few days before the registration deadline. If you think about it carefully, let's talk about it again, as long as you can convince me, I will help you convince your mother and not let you repeat it. β
Seeing Lin Xia's thoughtful appearance, Lin Jianguo proudly raised his eyebrows at Xia Dongmei, ending the topic of whether to repeat the reading.
"Well, then I'm full."
Seeing that his parents had stopped persuading and educating, Lin Xia immediately put down the dishes and chopsticks, ran into the bedroom, and closed the door carefully, before taking a deep breath and spreading his hands, "I want money!" β
The wind blew and nothing appeared.
Lin Xia was still a little unwilling, and stretched out his hand to point to the book on the desk, "Give me money!" β
However, it is of no avail.
"It's over. This ability is a pit! β
Lin Xia wanted to cry without tears, but he didn't doubt that his ability had disappeared, because the anger groove really existed in his mind.
But without anger, he's really just a salted fish!
"Do you want to find someone to beat me, scold me, and harm me every day?!"
Lin Xia is not calm, he feels that his ability is too BUG, is the author a shake M? Otherwise, how could there be such an unscientific and non-magical ability?
Anger makes people stronger, and that sounds great.
After all, when you are angry, you do have an urge to destroy the world.
But who the hell wants to be angry all day long!
A harmonious and happy little life is still alive and well!
Red eyes and anger all day long, even if you can scare the sky, but what's the point?!
"Do I really want to be like that green-skinned giant in my life in the future, waiting for people to scare me all day long? Ah, no! It's not as good as other green-skinned giants, at least when no one is scared, you can live well, at least people have brains! β
Lin Xia said that he couldn't accept this setting that only when he was angry could he become stronger.
Anger is like God, and reason is like man.
That's not good at all!
"I'm angry, very angry. This is the ability set by which stupid fork 205. β
Lin Xia hypnotized himself, fantasizing that his anger gauge could grow, but he didn't.
He decided to try it again, and even looked at the pencil sharpener on the desk, maybe self-harm was a good idea, but who should be fine!
"So, am I really still a salted fish? Hey, what else can I do, I'm desperate. β
Then Lin Xia skillfully opened Overwatch, at this time, only games can make people happy.
Log in, search for a rank, and wait.
It's good, it's in the game, and the output is robbed.
It doesn't matter, Overwatch is a team game, well, take a wet nurse, and you can save the world.
Damn, are your teammates all fools?!
Output, will you play it?!
Lin Xia was so angry, seeing that the stupid teammates would only save the gourd baby to save grandpa, one after another, she was so angry that she didn't have time to open the microphone and spray people, and the toddler source teammate began to skillfully shake the pot and spray the teammate.
"The monk is not a milkman, play with your paralysis!"
"Monk, your mother blew up! Milk me! β
"Holy!"
Lin Xia couldn't bear it anymore, "Keep your mouth clean, you can't kill people with a knife, I'll hang the ball for you, you run to scare the orangutan, are you stupid?!" β
"Silly, you are paralyzed! Fuck your sister! Keep your balls for your mom's grave......"
Lin Xia was furious, he had long known that the Internet would amplify human nature, and the viciousness of trolls on the Internet was completely incomparable to reality.
What's even more infuriating is that in reality, someone scolds you, and you can't bear it and can fight, but if you are scolded on the Internet, you don't even know whether the other party is a human or a dog.
At this point, Lin Xia used to hate it and suffer a lot.
But now.
Lin Xia took a deep breath, feeling that the anger groove in his mind had grown a lot, and he felt that the state of the whole person had begun to sublimate, calm and inhuman, he didn't choose to spray back, just said quietly, "Accumulate some virtue on your mouth, don't cause trouble for yourself!" β
"Oh, I'm so scared, why the hell are you crawling along the network cable to beat me! Grass, stupid! β
In the rental house, Wang Ren was picking at his feet, and at the same time skillfully typing and spraying people, he saw the stupid nurse opposite and replied faintly: You wait.
Wang Ren was suddenly overjoyed, and typed, "Damn, I'm afraid I'll meet a fool." δΊ»"
In the humble rental house, the wind began to sway, the electric lights and the display screen began to flicker, Wang Ren's scalp began to tingle, and he watched a person crawl out of the display screen slowly, "I'm here." β
"Ahh Hell! β
Wang Ren was so frightened that he fainted.
"It's useless to play dead."
Lin Xia said quietly, "You asked me to come." The cannon of your own appointment, phew! The fight I made up with myself will be finished on my knees! Soul light! β
Before the words fell, Lin Xia punched over, "Say, are you wrong?!" β
"I was wrong! I was wrong! Don't fight, don't fight! β
"Where are you wrong!"
"I shouldn't have scolded you. I'm not supposed to spit people online. But who the hell knew you could crawl down the cable......"
Wang Ren was so aggrieved that he was about to cry.
"Do you dare to curse people on the Internet in the future?!"
"Don't dare, don't dare! You let me go! β
"Good. Come on, write 10,000 times and I'll never curse on the Internet again! β
"Huh?!"
Wang Ren was stunned.
"To write or not to write?!"
Lin Xia bared his teeth.
"Write, I'll write!"
Wang Ren cried and wrote, Lin Xia nodded with satisfaction, turned around and crawled back from the computer, halfway up, Lin Xia turned his head again, "Write honestly, if you don't finish writing, I'll continue to come at night!" β
"Ahh Don't pull. I write, I will write! Please don't come again! β
Wang Ren originally had the idea of stealing and playing tricks, but now he immediately gave up his mind and nodded like pounding garlic.
Lin Xia climbed into the computer and left satisfied.
Wang Ren didn't dare to raise his head, he kept writing, kept writing, and wrote until his hands were sore, so he dared to secretly raise his head, and made sure that Lin Xia was really leaving, and hurriedly cried and called the police, "Hey." 110? What the hell ......"
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"I'm really already a salted fish. Even if you have an ability, can you only scare the trolls? This ability is really good. β
Lin Xia sat in front of his computer, taking advantage of the fact that the anger gauge had not yet been cleared, he blessed himself with a state of rational thinking, and soon a series of rational analyses came out.
"The reason for the appearance of the ability of anger is too little information to analyze for the time being. Perhaps you can try to thoroughly explore the cause of your abilities in a supergod state. β
"It's just a matter of analyzing the pros and cons of this ability. The advantages are simple, anger is enough, and omnipotence. The shortcomings are also obvious, anger is on the brain, and it is easy to cause reason to lose control. For example, the previous Yang Huan incident. In addition, there is no rage state, and the ability cannot be used. β
"When it's no longer possible to determine if there are any other abilities, this state of affairs must change."
"Ways to improve. Strengthen learning, learning makes me stronger, learning makes me rational, learning makes me happy, learning ......"
Lin Xia felt that the extraordinary state disappeared, and he became a salted fish again, a little inexplicably lost, seeing the analysis plan he listed, he couldn't help but miss the first poem, "Gou Li......"