Chapter 12 Dig out of the soil

Old Man Lu felt that this day was smooth and peaceful, which was really pleasant.

After eating at noon, he comfortably lay on the recliner he placed in the backyard and took a nap while listening to the news, and sighed in his heart that this kind of dull retirement life is really ideal.

Old man Lu thinks that the rest of his life is like a bowl of water, he will not spill it when it is leveled, his son has a job and an object, and he also has endless money, he has lived a life that he should have experienced, and the whole world has run for most of it, and he is also a legend in the business world, and now he wants to eat, drink and have fun to finish his retirement life and end his life. But he really didn't expect that a stone had fallen into this bowl of water after all, and it was not a small stone, and the huge stone was thrown into it, and the water splashed.

Uncle Zhang is the same type as Yang Jinyao, he has a poker face every day, and he has a clear eye for everything, but he is such a person who is not surprised when he encounters big things, and today he looked at the lettuce that Lu Haoyan held in his arms for a long time, and the expression on his face was also ever-changing.

"Uncle Zhang, where is my old man? Tell him we're staying here today. Lu Haoyan held lettuce in his arms in one hand and a suitcase in the other, Lin Duxiao followed behind and carried a cat cage, a family of three was like an illegal smuggling, and Uncle Zhang was shocked and shocked when he saw it.

Old Man Lu heard Uncle Zhang say that when his son came back, he lay on the recliner lightly and didn't move: "Come back, come back, what's the matter with your expression that you haven't seen the world?" ”

Uncle Zhang looked at Old Man Lu embarrassedly and stumbled and said, "But I ...... I think...... It's better to check it out for yourself. ”

Old man Lu is sunbathing in his sun, how can he have time to see his stupid son, he took his sunglasses and put them on the bridge of his nose decently: "I'm tired of seeing it for so many years, isn't it just two eyes, a nose and a mouth, what else is there to look at, is it possible to have one more eye?" ”

Uncle Zhang just wanted to continue talking, but Lu Haoyan suddenly said behind him: "Damn, dead old man, do you need to be so exaggerated, parasols, recliners, sunglasses, do you really think you're on vacation by the sea?" ”

Because this old man has no sea, he simply treats the swimming pool at home as the sea, Lu Haoyan really didn't expect his old man to live such a luxurious retirement life.

The old man lazily turned to the side and said, "I'm enjoying people......"

Before he could say this, he saw a little girl with Nezha in his son's arms, and the little girl was staring curiously at this old man in big pants with big eyes. This frightened the old man almost fell off the recliner, he took off his sunglasses to confirm it again and again, and found that he was really not mistaken, it was indeed a child.

Uncle Zhang looked at Old Man Lu's gaffe, coughed twice in embarrassment, and then handed Old Man Lu a short-sleeved shirt for him to put on.

This family hasn't been in a woman for decades, although this kid has a big fart, but it's also a woman!

Old Man Lu was still a little ashamed, and after putting on his clothes in a panic, he walked up to Lu Haoyan and asked, "This is ......?"

Lu Haoyan couldn't help but laugh when he saw the old man's surprised expression: "Baby, call grandpa." ”

Lettuce looked at the old man in front of him and his own father still looked a little similar, especially the peach blossom eyes, although the corners of the eyes were wrinkled when people were old, but if you looked closely, these eyes were still very beautiful, probably because of the likeness, lettuce didn't recognize it, and called sweetly "Grandpa is good~"

"You, you......" Old Man Lu looked at the kid with round eyes, and then looked at Lu Haoyan, his heart was almost unbearable, and he couldn't say a word for a long time.

Lettuce looked at Old Man Lu strangely and only said the word "you" for a long time, so he couldn't help but ask Lu Haoyan: "Dad, what's wrong with Grandpa?" ”

Lu Haoyanyun said lightly: "Oh, grandpa is a stammer." ”

I knew that the old man was very surprised, but I didn't expect the old man to be so surprised that he couldn't even speak.

When Old Man Lu saw his son say this about him, he immediately retorted dissatisfiedly: "You are a stammer!" Saying...... Who are you born with? ”

Now that he has a granddaughter, they are all so old, and Old Man Lu really feels that the bowl of water for the rest of his life seems to be overturned this time.

"Lin Duxiao, who else but him?"

At this time, Lin Duxiao happened to put everything in the cat litter and walked over, but as soon as he came over, he heard Lu Haoyan mention his name, and looked at Lu Haoyan with a puzzled expression: "What are you calling me for?" ”

The beans in Lin Duxiao's arms jumped out of Lin Duxiao's arms after seeing Old Man Lu, and Old Man Lu was obviously startled by this sudden hairball, and immediately took a few steps back.

Lu Haoyan is quite novel, I didn't expect that the beans seemed to like his old man, the old man Lu looked at the little white cat in a daze, rubbing his head against his trouser legs, and from time to time he also made a soft cry, this time the old man Lu's heart melted, he squatted down and picked up the beans and asked Shun Mao: "When did you raise this cat?" ”

"I've been raising it for months." Lu Haoyan looked at the enjoyment of Doujiao's squinted eyes, and couldn't help but sigh in his heart: This abrasive little goblin will be coquettish with whoever he catches.

"Beans, call grandpa~" Lettuce learned Lu Haoyan's tone and said to Doujiao.

Beans seemed to understand and "meowed", this time the old man was really warm, but fortunately, the old man also reacted, now is not the time to suck the cat, he stared at this little girl for a long time, and really didn't see where she looked like her son: "Did you give birth to this child or did he give birth to it?" ”

It doesn't look like anyone else.

Lin Duxiao stood aside very embarrassed, Lu Haoyan was really still like his old man, even the brain circuits were the same.

Lu Haoyan put on a very disgusted tone and said to Old Man Lu: "Do you think the two of us seem to be people who can have children?" ”

You two are half a pound and a half! No, who dislikes whom!

Lin Duxiao didn't want to complain about Lu Haoyan, and she didn't know who asked Yang Jinyao if Yang Shuyuan was born to him or Gu Hengsheng.

Before Old Man Lu could ask in detail, Lettuce smiled and spoke first: "Grandpa!" I was dug out of the dirt by my father! ”

From......

Tuli ......

Planed out?

Old man Lu was really shocked, he had only heard of the phone bill, picked up in the trash can, and accidentally held the wrong one, this was the first time he had heard of this gouging out of the soil.

So, what the hell is this digging out of the dirt?!

Old Man Lu forcibly endured the doubts in his stomach and asked with a kind expression: "What is your name, how old are you this year?" ”

"Old man, put away your kind expression, it's too ugly."

Lu Haoyan was usually used to seeing Old Man Lu's old and unserious look, but now that he put on that old man's kindness, his back was numb.

"Shut up, I didn't ask you."

Lu Lettuce blinked her big sparkling eyes and said sweetly: "Grandpa~ My name is Lettuce, and I'm more than three years old~"

Bear......

Cuisine??????

Hey, it's really out of the dirt.

"By the way, daughter-in-law, does your old man know about the existence of this little guy?"

Lin Duxiao shook her head and said, "No, I haven't had time to tell him yet." ”

"Hahahahahahaha...... Am I the first to see it? Hahahahaha ”

Lu Haoyan looked at his old man with a black line on his face, and he had to compare himself with others on this point, he smacked his lips in disgust and said to lettuce: "Lettuce, you have to study hard in the future, if you don't study well, you can only be a fool like your grandfather." ”

Old Man Lu knocked on Lu Haoyan's head: "How can you talk to your old man!" ”

"By the way, didn't you go back to the countryside with your father-in-law, why didn't you two stay together, I thought you two came back together."

Lu Haoyan originally had the idea of bringing lettuce to meet the two old men at the same time, but he didn't expect that only his own old man was there.

"That stinky old man is busy, and he will go abroad as soon as he comes back, as if he has to go to negotiate a business." Old man Lu squatted down and put the beans on the ground, got up and took the lettuce, hugged the little one in his arms, and put the old man's cute face with blood: "What is her real name?" ”

The old man thought to himself: Although the nickname lettuce is too ugly, it is a nickname after all, and the occasional call is harmless.

Lu Haoyan looked at the old man who seemed to have amnesia inexplicably and said, "It's called lettuce, Lu lettuce." ”

"yes, I know, what's her real name?"

"Lettuce."

Lu Haoyan looked at the old man with a blank expression, not knowing what answer he wanted.

"It's called land lettuce? Don't tell me her real name, that's ......."

Seeing that his son didn't mean to refute at all, Old Man Lu's eyelids jumped, as if he saw what he would look like when he showed off his granddaughter to others in the future:

"My lettuce won the first place in the exam today......"

"What kind of award did my lettuce win......

"My lettuce was admitted to a key university......

"My lettuce ......"

Damn it! What a broken name to get! In the future, if others don't know, they will think that he has paranoia.

Old Man Lu stared at his stupid son with round eyes: "You just give this yellow flower girl this broken name???? ”

"How nice it sounds, beans." Lu Haoyan pointed to the beans that were napping on the ground, and then pointed to the small ball in Old Man Lu's arms: "Lettuce." ”

Although Mr. Lu has long known that his son has poor grades and low cultural literacy since he was a child, he didn't expect this to directly endanger the next generation.

Although he didn't know anything about lettuce at this time, he clapped his little hand with a smile and shouted: "Lettuce ~ like ~"

Mr. Lu has had a turbulent and colorful day today.

Congratulations, congratulations.