Text 112.Go to the United States! (3)
It's a little unsettling.
Therefore, at the suggestion of the United States, there was this joint operation against the Science Foundation, the purpose of which was to find out everything about this mysterious organization.
"As for the investigation of the Science Foundation, the Chinese side has been lukewarm. Now that they're suddenly going to join in, do they have some information that we don't know? ”
Nick couldn't help but speculate on this matter with the worst malice, and was thinking about it when he suddenly received a phone call.
"Director, the person you paid special attention to has just submitted a visa application!"
"Someone in particular that I have your eye on?!"
Nick didn't react at first, but then he suddenly woke up, surprised and delighted, "It's Lin Xia?!" ”
"No wonder, no wonder! I said why is Huaguo so enthusiastic all of a sudden, it turns out that Lin Xia is coming to the United States. Haha, great, great. ”
Nick was so excited that he almost couldn't help but turn his head in the office, until he saw the secretary with a monkey-looking expression, he calmed down and coughed, "Well, I know about this." You bring the documents over, and the visa matter must be dealt with immediately. Of course it was passed, as fast as possible. Alright, you go down first. In addition, we will tell you and hold an emergency meeting immediately. ”
The secretary nodded, and was about to go down, but Nick stopped again, and looked the secretary up and down a few times, "That, in addition, I will inform the logistics department again, the uniform, well, the main thing is that the female uniform needs to be modified." Sexy, you know? Be sexy! ”
The secretary suddenly looked frightened and trembled, is this special thing about to start the unspoken rules?
"Forget it, you don't understand. Let's go down. Let's go down. ”
Nick waved his hand, holding back the excitement in his heart.
Lin Xia is coming to the United States.
I'm so happy!
Do you want to organize a beauty contest to help Lin Xia enrich the harem or something? Anyway, Lin Xia must be made to feel the hospitality of our people, and it is best to have some romantic exotic encounters.
Well, a romantic exotic street, a casual and wonderful encounter, isn't this a classic element in a romance movie?
You must make Lin Xia feel at home, the country of rice, a country that you don't want to leave when you come, even the air is sweet.
You must think about it carefully and think about how to let Lin Xia come alone and go back with three people.
Even if you can't keep him, it's good to keep his seeds!
Enthusiastic American girls, it's up to you!
Nick's mind flashed through countless classic clips of romance movies, and at this moment he seemed to be a famous Hollywood director.
Titanic, heartbeat, sleepless nights in Seattle, ghosts, Roman holidays, Notting Mountain, Brokeback Mountain...... He's not a person, he's not a person!
……
"Yawn!"
Lin Xia sneezed and rubbed his nose, "It always feels like someone is talking about me behind my back." ”
He muttered, looking at the two suitcases in front of him.
Nan Xiaorou took care of the visa matter, he didn't worry about it at all, the rest of the thing was to prepare the luggage to go to the United States, and it didn't take long to go, so he didn't need to bring too many things.
What he was embarrassed about was the little guys in front of him.
Coke, Yuanyuan, and meat balls, and the three guys collapsed to the ground like salted fish, as if they were going to die at any moment.
"Are you going to get into it yourself, or are you going to wait for me to shove you in?"
Lin Xia pointed to the suitcase in front of him and said coldly.
"Lin Xia, I have claustrophobia. If I get trapped in the box, I'll die. ”
Yuan Yuan said helplessly, "Actually, I also want to go to the United States with you." But it can't be helped, who made me get this disease. Ah, Lin Xia, do you think I'm going to die? I'm still so young. ”
Lin Xia laughed angrily, ignored it, and looked at Coke, "So you also have claustrophobia?" ”
Coke hurriedly shook his head, glanced at Yuan Yuan with a disdainful gaze, and said loudly: "Lin Xia, I have checked." Pets are not allowed on board. So I can't go to the United States with you. ”
"The meat ball?"
Lin Xia looked at the meat ball.
The meat ball didn't speak, just ran directly to the small toilet, and after a while, there was a crackling sound, and the whole air was polluted, and Lin Xia couldn't help pinching his nose.
The meat ball was very proud, "I don't adapt to the water and soil, diarrhea!" ”
Coke and Yuanyuan suddenly looked at the meat ball with a look of adoration, and they really deserved to be the former kings, and they made excuses, so clear and new, it was really convincing!
"So, speaking of which, you just don't want to go to the United States with me?"
Lin Xia raised his eyebrows and looked at the three little ones in front of him, "But I don't feel at ease if I leave the three of you at home." You're probably going to do something for me! ”
"No, it won't! Lin Xia, we will be very well-behaved. ”
Coke hurriedly replied with a well-behaved and cute smile, and Yuanyuan simply grouped himself into a ball to be cute.
Meat Ball actually disdained the flattery of these two stupid cats to Lin Xia, but he still whimpered, stood on tiptoe without pretentiousness, and put on a well-behaved form with a capital letter.
"And Lin Xia, a romantic exotic two-person tour. If we had three more light bulbs, it would be boring. ”
Cola tried to make sense, "Don't you want to do something shameful with Bubbles." ”
Coke threw a wink at Lin Xia, for fear that Lin Xia wouldn't understand, so he hurriedly held down the meat ball and shook it skillfully, which was simply not to be looked at.
"That's enough, you're a she-cat!"
Lin Xia couldn't stand it anymore, and the meat ball screamed angrily, chasing Coke and biting.
"Alright. If you don't want to go, you won't go. Says as if I'd love to take you there. ”
Lin Xia grabbed the meat ball that wanted to bite Coke alive, thought about it, reached out and took out three stainless steel collars, and smiled, "Fortunately, I have been prepared, come, everyone has it, put it on." ”
"Could this be the legendary Tightening Spell?!"
Yuan Yuan read poetry and books, and was suddenly shocked.
"I understand. Journey to the West was not in vain. Then put them all on. ”
Lin Xia didn't care about the struggles of the three, one by one, they all wore collars, and there were tags on the collars, saying Lin Xia's cat.
"Lin Xia, you wrote it wrong. It's a dog, not a cat. ”
Coke hurriedly raised his hand, indicating that his cultural level had passed.
Meatball tried to kill it again.
You're a dog, your whole family is a dog.
"Oh, yes."
Lin Xia was as good as a stream, and hurriedly corrected it, "That's fine." If you don't obey and go out to do something, if someone else recites the mantra, you will be unlucky. ”
"Really?"
Cola was a little suspicious, glanced at the meat ball with bad intentions, and said loudly, "Lin Xia's dog!" ”
The meat ball didn't react at first, and it didn't panic until the collar began to tighten, and hurriedly yelled: "Lin Xia's cat! ”
Two fools!
Yuan Yuan looked at Coke and Meat Ball hurting each other with an idiotic face, but soon became horrified and screamed again and again, "Lin Xia, it's not right." How my spell is the same as Coke's. That's not right! ”
"Hmm. It seems to be. ”
Lin Xia thought for a moment, and then happily changed the spell of the meat ball to a cat, "That's right." Everyone's mantra is the same, if anyone goes out to do something and gets recited the mantra, the other two will also be unlucky together. So, keep each other in check. ”
Originally, I wanted to say Lin Xia, are you stupid, but Yuan Yuan suddenly closed his mouth.
And the meat ball and Coke suddenly looked at Yuan Yuan fiercely.
Silly cat, now it's okay, everyone is really a grasshopper tied to a rope.