Chapter 45: Aren't You Tired of Squatting All the Time?

Updated: 2012-04-06

Chapter 45 Aren't you tired of squatting all the time?

Xiao Midori, who wanted to do it, couldn't help but laugh when she watched the coffee scurrying around the room with her smoking buttocks. And Coffee is running and shouting: "Ji Zai, why are you burning my ass?!! ”

"Children's families, I didn't teach them well, please forgive me!" Ji Zai looked at Xiao Lu apologetically, which made Xiao Lu laugh even more, but in the end, Xiao Lu couldn't stand it, and reached out to hit a water balloon behind the coffee, helping him extinguish the fire behind him: "Now you should learn to be obedient, right?" Just because Ling Er can say this doesn't mean that you can! ”

"Differential treatment, gender discrimination, I protest!"

"Protest against what?" When Xiaohua and Mung Bean pushed the dining cart in, Brother Ying finally withdrew the enchantment, and after a while, he and Wu Ling'er, who had taken a shower and changed into a new clothes, walked out.

What's more, it is very simple to comfort the tearful coffee, stuffing a plum blossom cake into the coffee's mouth, successfully blocking the coffee's mouth, and successfully making the coffee forget his previous grievances.

However, Brother Ying seems to be a little dissatisfied with the fact that Ji Zai and Xiao Lu used their abilities to fight, after all, in Li Tianzuo's information, they are just two human bodyguards.

Seeing Brother Ying's expression, Ji Zai sneered: "Which person around Ling'er is normal?" Think about the group of people you killed, and then think about the enemies that Ling Er encountered, not people like us, do you think ordinary bodyguards can protect her? Old Man Li is not an idiot, needless to say, he can guess that we have some power that ordinary people don't have. ”

Brother Ying thought about it, and he didn't say much at the moment, and directly helped Wu Ling'er to sit at the table: "Let's eat first!" ”

"Boom!" There was a loud bang, which made the whole room shake with it, leaning on Brother Ying's arms, Wu Ling'er looked out strangely: "Explosion? Volcanic eruptions? ”

Brother Ying shook his head: "No, it seems that there are cultivators fighting!" ”

Wu Ling'er let out a "oh" and sat back in her place: "That's none of our business, let's eat!" ”

In the face of Wu Ling'er, who is so big in spirits, the witch pets in the house take it for granted, because it really has nothing to do with Wu Ling'er, but the black shadow watching them in the dark can't help but have a black line, this woman, will her nerves be too thick? Usually when others hear about a fight, and they make such a big noise, they will more or less want to gossip, right? She's fine, continue to eat her food, how hungry is she?

Just as the black shadow was thinking, a piece of pastry suddenly fell out of the window and landed in front of him: "Aren't you tired of squatting there all the time?" Would you like to have a bite to eat? ”

The black shadow was stunned for a moment, knowing that he had been discovered, he smiled bitterly: "No need, where the duty is, please forgive me!" ”

"It doesn't matter, you squat yours, I'll play mine! As long as you don't peep at me taking a bath, it's fine, otherwise this group of people in my house will not care if you are a cultivator or not, they will all fight first! Although Wu Ling'er was joking, the black shadow couldn't help but shudder: "The subordinates don't dare!" ”

In the room on the second floor, the previous fighting resumed, as if what had just happened had not happened. The black shadow sighed, and finally his figure flashed and disappeared into the garden, and the next moment, he had already appeared in front of Li Tianzuo: "Patriarch! ”

Li Tianzuo seemed to be checking something, and after seeing the black shadow, he smiled bitterly: "Forget it, I didn't expect you to stare at them for long!" ”

"The subordinates are incompetent! Please, patriarch, please! The black shadow lowered his head, but Li Tianzuo frowned slightly: "What happened just now?" ”

"It's fine, it's just that the explosion caught their attention, and then, Miss Ling'er broke the position of her subordinates." The black shadow thought for a while and said: "When Miss Ling'er was resting, Ji Tsai and Xiao Lu fought because of some disputes, and his subordinates found out that Ji Tsai is a fire control ability, and Xiao Lu is good at water control, so it is estimated that coffee and mung beans should also have some degree of ability." ”

Regarding what the black shadow said, Li Tianzuo was not surprised at all: "I know! "It would be strange to let Wu Ningfeng arrange to stay by Wu Ling'er's side if there was no ability. It seems that this Wu Ningfeng, even if he returns to the Wu Clan, has left a lot of trouble for himself.

Tapping his fingers lightly on the tabletop, Li Tianzuo said: "From today on, you don't have to monitor Ling Er anymore, restore your original identity and walk in the villa, if you can't monitor in the dark, then just change it to open surveillance!" ”

"Yes!"

"Huan'er!" Seeing that the black shadow was leaving, Li Tianzuo stopped him: "After this matter is over, you go to find your grandfather!" ”

Li Huan looked back at Li Tianzuo with a puzzled expression: "Patriarch?!" ”

"Go see him and help me get him back! After so many years, I don't feel good about leaving him outside! Li Tianzuo sighed lightly in his heart: "After this incident, I will resign as the patriarch." After that, the Li family will ask your grandfather! Listening to his tone, it seems that he has a plan to arrange the future.

But think about it, Li Tianzuo is just a cultivator in the Dan period, and now he is more than two hundred years old, he has been busy with Li Shouxian's affairs all these years and has not cultivated well, and he has spent a lot of effort for that Spirit Gathering Array before, if it weren't for those innate true qi that Wu Ling'er entered when he met, Li Tianzuo's situation might have been even worse.

Li Huan looked at Li Tianzuo: "No...... Is there another way? ”。

Li Tianzuo smiled at Li Huan: "You are also a cultivator, can't you see through life and death?" ”

"If the patriarch can see through life and death, why should he keep obsessing with the elder's injuries?" As soon as Li Huan's words came out, he regretted it: "I'm sorry! ”

Li Tianzuo smiled and shook his head: "I just can't see through it, so I can't make any progress in cultivation." Huan'er, I don't want you to be like me! You are very talented, you should not be affected by family affairs, and when this is over, I will let you go! I believe that on the path of cultivation, you will definitely go far, definitely much farther than me. ”

"I ......" Li Huan wanted to say that he didn't want to go so far, because if he walked too far, he wouldn't be able to see the patriarch, but he knew that he couldn't say it, because the patriarch hoped that he could keep going and go far, far away.

Finally, Li Huan nodded: "Patriarch, I know!" ”

"Still called the patriarch?"

Seeing the smile on Li Tianzuo's face, Li Huan also smiled: "Father-in-law!" ”

"Go ahead, I'm tired too, I need to rest for a while!" After speaking, Li Tianzuo waved his hand and closed his eyes tiredly.

After leaving Li Tianzuo's room, Li Huan returned to his room to change into the black clothes, took a set of comfortable casual clothes and put them on his body, combed his hair casually, and walked to Wu Ling'er's room on the second floor, he felt that he had something to say to Wu Ling'er.

Through the door, you can hear a group of people in the house laughing loudly, which has never been seen in the Li family......

Just when Li Huan was in a daze, the door was suddenly opened: "Please come in!" ”

Looking at the mung bean, Li Huan was stunned for a moment and immediately returned to normal: "Then, excuse me!" ”

When she entered the house, Li Huan saw Wu Ling'er running around the house with a plate of dim sum, and the coffee behind her was chasing dissatisfiedly: "Ling'er, that's mine, it was made for me by Xiaohua!" ”

"Who said that? Obviously it's Xiaohua who made it for me to eat, you rob me every day, and I won't give it to you today!! Wu Ling'er smiled, her face was happy, and that kind of expression could not be seen on the face of anyone in the Li family.

"One, I only need one, okay? Ling'er, please, you know my favorite crab roe siu mai made of small flowers, give me one! While flashing Ji Zai's outstretched hand, Coffee didn't forget to skip Xiao Lu and stretched out to trip his feet: "You guys, don't go too far!" Why do you keep bullying me? Xiaolu, obviously you ate the most just now, I only need one now, you still want to harm me, it's too much!! ”

After secretly monitoring Wu Ling'er and them for a few days, Li Huan is very familiar with this kind of food war that will be staged every day. And he was really curious, is the dim sum made by Xiaohua really that delicious?

Just as Li Huan was thinking about this question, Wu Ling'er had already rushed in front of him: "Open your mouth!" ”

Subconsciously, Li Huan really opened his mouth, and something was stuffed into his mouth, and the delicious taste immediately filled the entire mouth, Li Huan almost couldn't wait to bite into it, and a stream of soup with the delicious taste of crab roe flowed out of the siu mai, as well as the smooth taste of shrimp......

"My siu mai!! Ling'er, how can you be so cruel? Coffee sadly hugged Li Huan's hands, knelt on the ground in pain and looked at Li Huan's mouth that was still chewing: "My siu mai!" ”

A big man actually made such an exaggerated act for the sake of a siu mai. Li Huan couldn't help but have another black line, but the smell of this siu mai was still in his mouth, so Li Huan couldn't reprimand the slightly exaggerated behavior of coffee, because ...... It's so delicious!!

Just when Coffee stood up sadly and turned around, he heard Wu Ling'er say: "Open your mouth!" ”

As soon as the coffee opened his mouth, a siu mai appeared in Wu Ling'er's hand as if it was magic, and threw it into the mouth of the coffee: "Isn't it just a siu mai?" You're exaggerating, aren't you? ”

"But lately, you and Xiao Green have become much more powerful at grabbing food, I can't rob you, haven't you noticed that I've lost a lot of weight recently?". Coffee was crying while eating siu mai, as if he had been hungry for ten days without eating.

Ji Zai, who was sitting on the side, finally couldn't stand it anymore: "Dead cat, shut up!" ”

Being murdered by Ji Zai, Coffee closed his mouth infinitely aggrieved and sat back on the sofa. Wu Ling'er glanced at Xiaohua, who smiled and took out a large steamer from under the dining car: "I seem to have heard that someone is not full?" Have you been abused by me these days? ”。

As soon as he saw that there was something to eat, the coffee jumped up happily: "Xiaohua, I love you!" ”

Shaking her head with a smile, Wu Ling'er looked at Li Huan: "What's the matter?" ”