Yu Lei thought about it a lot and figured it out a lot.

He understood his naivety, and he also understood how to face Zhao Ling.

However, because this book is not a magnificent work on philosophical life, but a collection of typos by salted fish authors.

So Yu Lei couldn't understand why a little Lori wearing a bloodstained white dress with her eyes falling out would pull the corner of his clothes and ask him, "Big brother, play with me!"

If you don't understand, just be afraid.

"Damn!

Yu Lei was so frightened that he jumped up directly, and then the loli ghost who grabbed the corner of Yu Lei's clothes was kicked away by Yu Lei.

"Shame on you. Zhuge Wang Wolf covered his face and didn't look at the guy who was trembling with his lower body.

The monk at the peak of the first order was frightened and jumped up by a little female ghost who didn't even have a grade and could only conjure up her appearance to scare people.

It's a shame, I knew I wouldn't call so many ghosts, the ghosts in the whole city were called by myself, this shameful young man won't be scared to death by himself, right?

Zhuge Wang Wolf couldn't figure out why he was blown up by this guy and had no ability to resist, so he could only say in disgust: "You are a shameful person, you are scared like this by a wild ghost with no entity and no aggression!"

When Yu Lei heard Zhuge Wang Wolf say this, he was immediately a little unhappy.

People are so scary to scare you, you don't make a scared expression, that's not interesting.

And didn't he kick the ghost away, this is the effect of his own magic immunity.

In fact, he, Yu Lei, is not afraid of ghosts at all.

"Woooooooooo······oo Boom ······"

The loli ghost who was kicked away squatted on the side and cried, and the silver-bell-like "duh" body looked very delicate and lovable.

Especially when the blood on the dress is gone, and the eyeballs are back in the sockets.

At this time, a middle-aged uncle wearing armor holding his head ran over, grabbed his hair with his right hand, stretched his head out and said: "That thief!

Boom Monster!

I'm going to make that thief look good today!"

Then, under the command of the armored headless ghost, countless yellow funny heads flew over, circling around Yu Lei, as if releasing some kind of energy fluctuation.

At the same time, these funny balls are constantly making "huh" cries from their mouths.

Yu Lei was blinded by this sudden change, and the sudden horror film directly turned into a large-scale bucket scene.

He remembered that he had added a group number [163519378] called "World Salted Fish Parliament" to a book friend group, and when the author of this group went online to the water group, countless group members would stop the topic they were discussing.

and then frantically swiped the screen with funny emojis, until the author was forced to go to the live codeword.

At that time, as a member of the monster, Yu Lei also had a lot of fun, and he also had a strong sense of accomplishment when he saw the author being forced to code 10,000 words in public.

But now that he is facing a group of funny emojis and monsters, Yu Lei's heart is sad and angry, and he finally understands the grief and indignation of the isolated and helpless group owner at that time under the persecution of countless monsters to open a group video codeword.

Funny in a Santa hat, funny in a cape, funny in tea, funny in a crown, funny in 360° spin······

Yu Lei couldn't bear to grab the monsters that were close to him, and then rushed into the large array composed of dozens of monsters, and shouted loudly: "Let you say 'Huh'! I'll let you say 'Huh'!"

Boom!

What the hell are you doing!

Lao Tzu will kill you monsters today and eliminate harm for the people!"

The monster who was hit by Yu Lei's sudden face immediately collapsed, scattered and fled, and Yu Lei was naturally ready to take advantage of the victory to pursue.

However, the middle-aged headless armored man who had just commanded the monster reached out and grabbed his head in front of Yu Lei, and then said solemnly: "This young man is really a young hero.

But I, Qun Yu Culture Communication Co., Ltd., have always acted without harming people's lives, and I have also had a rank in the Council of Whisperers.

On weekdays, we open a haunted house, and we are also well-off with the meager aura income that we get from the scary, and we are still the "Top Ten Enterprises Paying Taxes According to Law" in Yanxi City.

This time it's my company's new imp who is not very sensible, but Shaoxia has been slightly punished, and I hope that Shaoxia will be generous. ”

Yu Lei listened to the narration of this middle-aged male ghost, and felt a little brain-spained.

There's so much information that he's not very digestible yet.

When did the ghost start a company and pay taxes?

Do you want to be so law-abiding?

Sure enough, socialism is still good, and the spring breeze of reform is blowing all over the ground.

Even ghosts are so moral and honest, really prosperous, democratic, civilized, harmonious, free, equal, just, rule of law, patriotic, dedicated, honest, friendly.

However, Yu Lei still thought of something wrong, "Then you just commanded these monsters to come up and want to attack me!"

Why are you telling me to be generous again?"

"Ahem" The head that was lifted in his hand was flushed with a hint of ruddy, nonsense, he couldn't beat it!

Who can reason with you, we are ghosts! When have you ever seen a ghost so pleasant?

It's not time to be subdued by you human monks.

Anyway, I have seen a ghost on the market, and after a while, the middle-aged headless ghost wearing armor explained quite naturally: "Just now I saw Gongzi, you are personable, and you are born and cultivated to be extraordinary, so I have the intention to make friends and not know each other."

And our company has now specially launched the 'VIP professional haunted house wingman package', when the young man can bring his favorite confidante to come, our company guarantees that the young man will capture the heart of the beauty within one day. ”

As he spoke, the middle-aged male ghost waved his hand, and a monster floated over with a tray.

And lying quietly on the tray is a VIP card made of gold, although this VIP card is also engraved with a funny avatar.

"Shaoxia, let me tell you!" The middle-aged male ghost held a tray in one hand and a head in the other, walked up to Yu Lei and said almost in front of him: "Our company has matched several couples."

Whether your confidante is a cold iceberg or a small jasper, or whether it is tsundere or sick, we have a mature service method.

As long as you let us know, we will make your confidantes admire you, and in the evening we will give you a five-star presidential suite with a large bathtub for two······"

Compared with Yu Lei, who was stunned by the flickering of the middle-aged male ghost, Zhuge Wang Wolf covered his forehead extremely speechlessly.

You ghosts are really too embarrassing, are all the ghosts in Yanxi City spineless like you?

This is a lost game, and you start kneeling and licking?

A bunch of licking dogs!

In fact, Zhuge Wang Wolf has some misunderstandings about the ghosts in Yanxi City, originally they were also the same as the ghosts in other cities, relying on the scary and urban weird talk at night to harvest the aura scattered by humans to absorb it, or a large number of dreams to harvest the aura on a large scale.

But since Wang Junling, the talkative night watchman, has changed, a night watchman is promoting five stresses, four beauties and three loves to a group of ghosts every day.

If they don't listen, they will be beaten, and if they don't listen, they will continue to be beaten, and each of them will be given a red book, asking them to take it back and copy it by hand.

Then there was also a lot of nosy work that helped them build haunted houses, through which they could absorb the aura that humans dissipated when they were frightened.

If you don't listen, you will be beaten, if you don't work, you will continue to beat, and after the beating, you will continue to go to class, anyway, the ghost is dead, no matter how you beat it, it's okay.

Now all the ghosts are being educated to be civilized, polite, hygienic, orderly, and moral, and when they meet their grandmothers crossing the road, they can't help but want to go up to help, and when they meet the garbage thrown on the side of the road, they can't help but go up and pick them up······

Recently, the community has given out a lot of pennants to their company!

But fortunately, what happened to them should be publicized among the ghost people of the whole country as a model, and call on the good ghosts of the whole country to learn from them, so that they will not be a ghost in a city and become a joke.

Those who don't learn are not good ghosts.

If you don't have to be a good ghost, you can become a good ghost under the education of the night watchman.

And this time, the reason why they were fooled by Zhuge King Wolf was that "first-order rookie night watchers, people are stupid and come quickly!"

As a result, under Wang Junling's repeated education, a group of ghosts were taught to be monsters.

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PS: mmp, why am I writing about ghosts on a big night!

Sure enough, let's let the ghost have a little love.