Chapter 291: Three Badgers Sink Aircraft Carrier
Zuo Yang felt that in the future, the pet beast family would have to hold a special meeting.
Organize an in-depth study.
It's not enough to just learn family morals.
In the area of marriage and love, Zuo Yang also has to grasp it with one hand.
After all, pet beasts have no experience in marriage and love.
Zuo Yang has to teach him by hand.
Otherwise, in the future, when the pet beasts get married and start a business, won't they be blind when they want to get married?
In short, Zuo Yang is a spitting star flying sideways.
He told Xiao Pingtou about the concepts he had summarized in terms of marriage and love.
These concepts, don't say that Xiao Pingtou has learned them all.
As long as you learn five or six points, three wives and four concubines will not be a problem in the future.
"Alas. β
Zuo Yang sighed, he had been talking about this for a long time, but Xiao Pingtou was still confused.
Obviously there is no understanding at all.
Emotional intelligence is frighteningly low.
The left-style love cheats he summarized by himself, Xiao Pingtou is afraid that he has not learned half a point.
I listened to the book of heaven.
is a straight man like his own little flat head.
No, straight men are too famous, reckless men like their own little flat heads.
It's obviously the kind of lonely life.
A single dog who has been single all his life.
[Two ordinary honey badgers, evolved and mutated to the fourth order, a total of 4,800 drops of evolution liquid are required]
A chime rings in my head.
Zuo Yang, who spoke dryly, waved out 4,800 drops of evolution liquid when he raised his hand.
Purple bubbles envelop two common female honey badgers.
There's no way, my own little flat head has no understanding in marriage and love.
Obviously, they can't get the hearts of two female honey badgers.
In the case of not being strong, his own small flat head is a lonely life.
The kind of single dog for life.
Zuo Yang can only use the evolution liquid.
Two female honey badgers were raised.
After breeding, Zuo Yang can justifiably make arrangements.
To call the shots, Xiao Pingtou married two female honey badgers.
After getting married and getting a certificate, you can go to the cave house.
It can also be mated and reproduced.
However, what Zuo Yang didn't expect was.
Xiao Pingtou looked for Brother Bao and cooked two bowls of noodles again.
At this time, Xiao Pingtou was holding two bowls of noodles.
Stand in front of two purple bubbles.
Waiting for two female honey badgers to evolve.
"Hehe....... β
Seeing his little flat head, Zuo Yang immediately shook his head funny.
Are you kidding?
Two bowls of noodles want to soak the girl?
My own little flat head still doesn't have high emotional intelligence.
Marriage and love is a technical job, and there is no deep theoretical foundation in Zuo Yang's view.
This is very difficult, and the possibility of being alone is very high.
[You have successfully raised two pet beasts, and your pet beast has evolved and mutated to a fourth-order ............]
It didn't take long for a chime to sound in my head.
It worked.
Two female honey badgers evolved into fourth-order pet beasts.
The attributes are the same as those of the small flat head.,Combat is a natural skill.γ
The kind that does it if you don't accept it.
At present, the level is fourth-order, which is the lowest configuration of the pet beast family.
The sixth order is the high match.
"Your name is Jingjing, your name is Tiantian. β
Zuo Yang immediately gave names, and the two female honey badgers around him were named.
"Are you willing to marry Xiao Pingtou?"
Quietly and sweetly, listened to his master's question, and glanced at the little flat head with an expectant face.
Finally, he shook his head.
said that he couldn't look down on his own small flat head.
Zuo Yang was helpless and spread his hands at Xiao Pingtou.
Alas.
See.
This is the kind of orphan life, single for a lifetime.
In the end, there is no way, and you can only rely on your master to use the authority of your parents to arrange for you.
If your master does not make decisions for you.
Little flathead, you have to be single for the rest of your life.
However.
Quietly and sweetly refused, but Xiao Pingtou was unmoved.
Eagerly and diligently, he took two bowls of noodles and came to the quiet and sweet one.
"Hehe, naΓ―ve. β
Zuo Yang saw Xiao Pingtou, handed over the two bowls of noodles, and couldn't help but shake his head funny.
I saw Jing Jing and Tiantian, and I didn't seem to think about it.
took the noodles from the small flat head and ate them happily.
After eating noodles quietly and sweetly, Xiao Pingtou was impatient and pulled his master's trouser leg.
Zuo Yang understood Xiao Pingtou's thoughts at a glance.
"Jing Jing Tiantian, are you willing to marry Xiao Pingtou?"
Zuo Yang sighed helplessly, and asked Jingjing and Tiantian again.
His own little flat head just doesn't give up.
Do not use the authority of your master.
With two bowls of noodles, you want to hug a beautiful wife.
Is this possible?
Is this realistic?
In the end, he is still a little reckless, and Xiao Pingtou's EQ is relatively low.
"Woo....... β
Quietly and sweetly, this time they nodded in unison without thinking about it.
looks like he is very willing to marry Xiao Pingtou.
Looking at Xiao Pingtou's eyes, it is incomparably tender and sweet.
Zuo Yang: "Uh......??............γ β
Surprise, this is really amazing.
Isn't it that two bowls of noodles bought you?
Surprised, Zuo Yang was really shocked.
Unexpectedly, this is too unreserved, right?
That's too casual, right?
Is it so easy to get a chick now?
But Zuo Yang finally thought about it, maybe this is the difference between humans and animals.
Since Jing Jing and Tian Tian both nodded in agreement.
Then if you like me.
And so the marriage was done.
Zuo Yang immediately prepared to hold a romantic wedding for his little Pingtou on this small island.
The little flat head is wearing a small suit that Dabai had refined before.
Jing Jing and Tian Tian each carried two wild flowers on their heads.
Add to the festive atmosphere.
Xiao Pingtou is marrying two wives at one time.
This is a great joy for the pet beast family.
It stands to reason that it should be a big deal.
However, considering practical factors, it can only be simplified.
However, Zuo Yang instructed Ah Bao to make a delicious seafood feast.
After all, there is still a wedding feast.
However, what is unexpected is that after the three newcomers have worshiped heaven and earth.
Xiao Pingtou couldn't help it.
In broad daylight, he bred and mated with his two wives.
Don't be ashamed!
Shameless!
"Bao Xiaojin, hurry up and build a small shed for Xiao Pingtou and send him into the cave room. β
Zuo Yang stroked his forehead, he really couldn't stand it.
What about the etiquette and honesty of the pet beast family?
In the end, Zuo Yang slipped up the little flat head.
directly threw into the new grass shed built by Ah Bao and Xiao Jin.
Rumble!
For a time, artillery fire continued to blow.
I saw a missile, but it hit the grass shed of Xiao Pingtou directly.
A small flat-headed family of three who are breeding and mating.
It blew up the sky.
Zuo Yang was shocked, and Ah Bao and Xiao Jin, who were eating the wedding banquet, were also shocked.
I saw that on the sea, an aircraft carrier formation appeared in view.
What a sight Zuo Yang has.
At a glance, I saw that it was an aircraft carrier formation flying the flag of the American Empire.
Majestic, proud, domineering.
It's like a torrent of steel on the sea.
The strong ship is sharp and cannon, and it is very bluffing to watch.
"Damn. β
Zuo Yang is brows and couldn't help but be angry.
First of all, the US imperialists violated the territorial waters of the pet beast family.
The second was a military attack on the pet beast family.
It also ruined the happy day of the pet beast family, and made my pet beast family, an important member of the small flat head family of three.
It blew up the sky.
It's just too deceitful, is the pet beast family easy to provoke?
Don't you Meidi know the ferocity of the pet beast family?
Whether it is tolerable or intolerable, we must teach US imperialism a lesson.
"Roar............. β
The little flat head that was blown up into the sky, and its two wives, were angrily beating the ground.
There was a burning anger in his eyes.
Angry, so angry.
Xiao Pingtou has never been so angry in his life.
Someone actually came to do it when the candles were in the cave room.
The critical moment of the badger's peak blew up the sky.
Dry rack!
You have to do it, the kind that never dies.
If you don't kill me, then I'll kill you.
With the permission of their own owner.
The small flat head is to raise the claws, and the claw shadows are dense and attack quickly.
With its two wives, they dug a hole in the island.
Dig straight to the bottom of the sea and dry up.
The attack speed of the small flat head is 5.0, and the attack speed of the two wives is 2.5 quietly and sweetly.
A dog planing meal in the sea can be called a super small motor.
The Ganjia family went straight to the US imperialist aircraft carrier formation.
"Blow up that island and teach those Chinese yellow-skinned monkeys a lesson. β
"Damn Huaxia, we are always working against our US imperialists, this time we will go to the door of Huaxia and engage in military exercises to humiliate them. β
The command room of the aircraft carrier, the commander of the US imperialism, holding a telescope, ordered rather arrogantly.
The United States is the ruler of this world.
It is time to suppress all disobedience.
"Oh, what's that?"
The U.S. imperialist commander with a telescope happened to see a family of Ganjia swimming at high speed in a dog-planing swimming position.
"Occasionally, I bought it. β
"God, how is this possible!"
The commander of the US imperialists suddenly exclaimed.
Because it's just a moment, Xiao Pingtou has two wives.
He swam over.
But it doesn't matter what aircraft carrier you have, what frigate you have.
The dry frame family is to raise their claws, and the claw shadows are dense into the wind.
Immediately facing a frigate in front of him.
There was a click.
It doesn't matter if your frigate is steel.
Iron is fine.
It's not easy to do it in front of the claws of the dry family.
It's like mud.
Bang bang bang .............
Under the stunned eyes of the US imperialist commander, the Ganjia family overturned a frigate.
This frigate has sunk TM.
How long does it take to capsize a frigate?
The dry fight family's record was less than five seconds.
Five seconds of real man.
"God, stop it. β
The commander of the US imperialism, as soon as he saw a dry fight, sank a frigate in five seconds.
And also a dog planing.
The target is another frigate.
I was immediately shocked.
What kind of monster is this?
Boom, boom, boom, ............boom.
For a time, on the aircraft carrier formation, all kinds of light and heavy weapons.
A family of people fired intensively at the dry rack where the dogs were planing in the sea.
The small flat head is in the front, with all kinds of shells on top, and large light and heavy machine guns.
It's not false at all, and I don't blink my eyes.
With his two wives.
In less than five seconds, another frigate was sunk.
One and two ships...... Three and four .............
After sinking all the frigates and supply ships.
The final goal of the dry frame family.
Locked on the aircraft carrier.
As the saying goes, one badger fights three tigers, three badgers sink aircraft carriers, five badgers destroy the emperor, and ten badgers create a century.
Do you think it's just a joke?
The Three Badgers can really sink aircraft carriers.
At this moment, the US imperialist commanders are already panicking.
I was completely frightened.
The aircraft carrier group under its command has now sunk several frigates.
Seeing that the dry frame family was coming straight to the aircraft carrier.
At the moment, he was panicking.
Oh, my God.
Could it be that he has not yet commanded the aircraft carrier formation and gone to the doorstep of China to show off his might?
has not had time to carry out military exercises to humiliate China.
Is it going to be completely wiped out here, and the aircraft carrier formation is going to sink?
My God!
Those three horrible guys.
What kind of monster is it?
Not only can they not fight to death, but their aircraft carrier formation of US imperialism is under the claws of these three monsters.
It's like mud.
Bang Bang ............ In less than five seconds, a frigate sank.
It's terrifying!
Aircraft carrier nemesis!