The author's complaint: I'm really going to be annoyed to death by my female cat in estrus! There is obviously a male cat at home, you are so special! Howling all day long!

Oh, by the way, that's not my excuse for being slow······

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What is a true friend?

What is a real brother?

This question is difficult to answer for women, and for men, it is simple and complex.

Females are sensual creatures, while males are secondary creatures.

"Boys to the dead side of the youth, teenagers often suffer from secondary two diseases. ”

After the brother has a love interest, he comes out from time to time to be a light bulb and taunts wildly, but he will still be dutifully a wingman.

Even if he said trash talk like "when I saw my brother and sister, I knew you were my friend for life", but I still blessed my brother in my heart.

But if it's an ordinary friend, it's basically just ordinary praise and blessings.

Therefore, Yu Lei can feel the brotherhood of Tong Zhao, Li Qifu and the "hoe he" eight-member group.

However, I feel that the mood of wanting to beat Tong Zhao will not change, which is why there is that kind of entertainment called "Aruba" among the boys in the land of China Shenzhou.

(Details are attached at the end of the article.) ）

From elementary school to junior high school, from university to society, even in the army, there are still many such activities.

Although the phrase "if you are a brother, you will come and cut me" sounds very funny, it is indeed a manifestation of true brotherhood.

Just when Yu Lei sighed, Tong Zhao's words were like ice edges hanging under the eaves on a cold winter day, suddenly falling and piercing into his heart, accompanied by the shattering and melting of the ice edges, starting from his heart to take away Yu Lei's body temperature.

"She's going to die. ”

"Controlling her feelings was too difficult for her as a blood clan less than the fifth order, and her every smile and joy was burning her life. ”

"Your blood will keep her from crushing with a thirst for blood and affection, and she won't go crazy from being exposed to too many negative emotions, but ah······"

Tong Zhao lifted Erlang's legs, then slowly leaned forward, and rubbed the beard on his chin with his right elbow against his knee, thumb and index finger.

"For three months, she couldn't stand it. ”

This is a fact, Yu Lei knows and has already guessed, but there is still a little hope in his heart.

Don't say anything Yu Lei and Zhao Ling just met and have no feelings, for the confession of a beautiful woman who is as pure as a blank piece of paper, which single man with normal sexual orientation would refuse?

Even if there is no love, the mood of liking itself exists.

Jiang Nan once wrote in "Dragon Family" that three thousand people in a person's life will make you fall in love at first sight, but most people will never meet any of these three thousand people in their lifetime.

If you never meet, then life will be like this, if you foresee it after marriage, it may be a tragedy, and if you foresee two at the same time, it will be a scene of white learning.

If all 3,000 are encountered······ Why do you think you are the Xuanyuan Yellow Emperor?

Jiang Xing'er and Zhao Ling are two of the three thousand people for Yu Lei, but in this world, the story of him and Jiang Xing'er has not begun, but the story of him and Zhao Ling is destined to become a tragedy.

"We are too tired to live as a complete person, and our love is too much of a philistine.

Andrew's punch that night really woke me up, and Zhao Ling's actions made me know more clearly······

It's not a question of being responsible or not being responsible, and it's not a choice to be forced or not.

Zhao Ling has always known everything, knows that if she has been patient, there will be hope after three months, and she knows that if she continues to chase, she will burn herself out sooner or later.

The more deeply you know about the Bloodline, the more you will harbor a strange, indescribable feeling, which is by no means sympathy, and what you have to say is more like yearning.

Her desperate posture is what fascinates me the most, and although I'm sorry, it's probably love at first sight. ”

After telling the mood at the moment, Yu Lei buckled his cheeks a little embarrassed, and Tong Zhao's playful expression made Yu Lei a little at a loss.

But fortunately, such helplessness will not last long, after all, Tong Zhao is a guy who likes surprises or fright.

"I've already made up three months for you. Tong Zhao snapped his fingers, and then a light appeared on Zhao Ling's body, "You can enjoy the campus love life in these three months, or you can pick a time to go shopping and travel."

I can also help you solve the school matter, there is no problem at all with asking for leave or something, it's a big deal to describe Zhao Ling as a terminally ill girl.

In return, you need to help me do two things.

But first, I'd like to confirm a trivial matter······

- What is the price you are willing to pay to extend the life of your lover?

Your life?

Healthy flesh?

Your soul?

Or is it your freedom?"

Tong Zhao's eyes became sharp, and as he said one word after another, Yu Lei's mentality became more and more nervous.

No matter who chooses this choice, they will hesitate, and an unthinking answer will basically not exist, especially under Tong Zhao's magical inducement.

The thought of 'if you choose, you will lose it immediately' surged wildly in Yu Lei's mind.

However, this kind of thing should not be considered in the first place, the so-called consideration is just to weigh the gains and losses of interests, and such choices are mostly real under impulse.

Maybe in the face of family affection, there are mothers, fathers or children who will make decisions without thinking, but this is a connection based on blood.

Love and friendship are different, and it is difficult for such feelings to reach the height of family affection, but once they are achieved, they are more valuable and fascinating than family affection.

But there is another emotion that makes people go forward even more, and sacrifice everything they have without thinking - it is a red called miracle.

Of course, at this moment, this is just a devil's teasing of a friend who has been in love for less than a day.

"Hahahaha," Tong Zhao smiled uninhibitedly, "I just need you to follow an elderly symphony orchestra to Dongying, but that will be three months later." ”

Tong Zhao's essence is such a devil who likes to bring surprises and fright, and his questions made Yu Lei hesitate, but they did not let him waver.

"Actually, if you are really emotional, you can consider having a child with her or something. Tong Zhao didn't know where to take out a folding fan, and while teasing Yu Lei, he unfolded the folding fan to cover his mouth and nose, leaving only a pair of eyes full of playful eyes.

With the funny images on the fan, it looks even more ······ Debauchery.

"What about the other one? Didn't you say that there are two things?" Yu Lei, who had calmed down, didn't plan to pay attention to Tong Zhao's teasing anymore, and just wanted to know his other condition as soon as possible.

At least from the first condition, Yu Lei can still feel that Tong Zhao doesn't have too much malice towards him, he just likes to joke.

Of course, this is based on the fact that Yu Lei didn't know how popular the elderly symphony orchestra named "Sunset Red" he was about to follow was when he went to Dongying to perform.

As a good friend, Tong Zhao naturally wouldn't let Yu Lei go easily, so he continued to tease: "I'm serious, otherwise how do you think the blood clan reproduces?"

There is no reproductive isolation between humans and the blood clan, and the blood clan rarely has infertility, Zhao Ling is also forty or fifty years old, and his body is in the best period of a girl.

And you are now eighteen years old, and you should not be infertile, and after you are pregnant and successful, even if Zhao Ling's is really dead, you can continue to conceive a baby in the nursery pool with a secret method, which is similar to the embryo cloning in vitro breeding technology in the movie, you can just treat it as a Xiuxian version.

Don't look like you've never seen the world, without this kind of technology and spell, how can the blood clan reproduce?

Wood ice cubes without emotion, the body will not ovulate, and even ejaculation bi~ and bi~ will not have bi~ and bi~ up and do bi~ ah. ”

Yu Lei, who was said by Tong Zhao, always felt so disobedient, is it really good to say this kind of thing in a grand manner? If you write it in the book, it will be 404! Even if you say it, it will be silenced!

In fact, the silence is seen through at a glance, and then the expression of 'the author turned out to be a fellow traveler' is the most terrifying.

"Okay, okay, you're really boring, the second condition is to contact Andrew more in the past two days.

He's sure to say bad things about me, but you just listen to it, he's a dying guy anyway, and it's been a day or two for a while.

Oh! That's right.

His girlfriend is pregnant, remember to let the Council of Whisperers on your side settle the issue of household registration, Andrew's wife is still fine according to the treatment of a martyr's widow. ”

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Aruba: Aruba is generally a game for boys, in which a boy is lifted up by multiple classmates, and then hit and rub his external genitalia with a hard object, including rubbing on a pillar or tree.

Solemnly remind:

This is a game with a certain dangerous nature, moderate play can adjust the atmosphere, but do not use too much force, so as not to cause lifelong adverse effects.

Advocate the health and entertainment of grinding pillars, tree people, and car people. Remove the unhealthy content, avoid the dangers, and enjoy the good school life.

Development Communication:

In China, the game should have originated in Taiwan Province, Hong Kong Autonomous Region and other places at the earliest, and has made greater progress in development and innovation in the mainland, and has spread among students in a more civilized way, which is an important game for boys to enhance emotional exchanges.

Because the game was dangerous and sexually suggestive, and because students in Taiwan Province had developed into a rather vicious incident due to high academic pressure and tense student relations, in January 2005, the Ministry of Education of Taiwan Province issued a document to schools at all levels in light of the actual situation in the province, demanding that students be prohibited from playing with grinding pillars, while the reserve forces of Taiwan Province in the Eastern Theater had ordered a ban on playing grinding pillars as early as early 2004.

Notes:

1. Both parties must agree before this activity is carried out, and if they do not agree, this activity shall not be carried out.

2. Be sure to pay attention to safety when doing this activity, otherwise it may bring unexpected, irreversible damage!

3. The purpose of this activity should not be malicious, but friendly and joking (after all, this activity is an entertaining game, not a "secret trick" to hurt people).

4. If you cause unexpected injuries due to this activity, or if the person being punished cries out of pain (often accompanied by sweating), you should stop the activity immediately and contact the emergency rescue department for help if necessary!

5. Everyone who participates in Aruba must be prepared to be rubbed, and the happiest jumper will definitely be the next one.

6. Please weigh whether the weight of the person being rubbed is within the tolerance range of the participant, so as not to cause irreversible damage to both parties.

Note: Aruba is an island located in the Caribbean Sea, off the coast of the Gulf of Venezuela in the north of the South American country of Venezuela, just about 25 kilometers from the Paraguana Peninsula. Aruba is currently a self-governing state of the Kingdom of the Netherlands, and its relationship with the Netherlands resembles a Commonwealth system. Due to the dry climate and the small number of common tropical plants, the island is very different from what the average person has with the Caribbean.

The above information comes from Du Niang Encyclopedia and has been adapted by the author of Salted Fish.