Chapter 160: Disaster
Noya was stunned and deliberately sold off.
"But what?" Gongsun Jin automatically got used to her sarcasm, and her blue eyes sparkled, rushing towards Nuoya Qiubo.
Grandma's, no, no, it's even more seductive than the fox in Bailijiu.
Nuoya suddenly stretched out her hand coldly and pinched Gongsun Jin's chest, and Gongsun Jin naturally protected her chest: "What to do?" Stinky woman, you are a little shameless, how can a man's chest be touched casually? ”
Noya was still unsatisfied, and his face was intoxicated: "The tentacles are soft, still elastic, where does it look like a man?" ”
Gongsun Jin was exposed, not annoyed at all, wrapped his clothes tightly, like a pervert, and looked at Nuoya with vigilance: "Which pot is not opened, which pot is not opened, I am originally a genuine product, and it is not blown up like a pig's urine bubble, an embroidery needle can pierce and leak air, no matter how you have to take your time, sooner or later it can change back to its original appearance." ”
"Don't, don't," Noah hurriedly stopped him: "I was expecting you to wait for my son to be a nurse after he was born." ”
Gongsun Jin rolled his eyes at her, and snorted angrily: "Don't you have it yourself?" ”
Noya smacked her lips and looked down, although she was plump after being pregnant, it was also remarkable, but compared to the turbulent waves of others, it was still more than a little bit worse.
"That's it, anyway, you're also fake, it is estimated that one bite is meat, fat and greasy, and it is useless."
Gongsun Jin couldn't laugh or cry a little: "If it's really useful, I'm not a man." ”
Noah glanced at him maliciously and said mysteriously, "Hey, are you okay?" ”
Gongsun Jin didn't react for a while: "What is okay?" ”
"Well, that... When you see a woman, do you still have those beautiful thoughts? ”
Gongsun Jin raised his head and thought for a long time: "Are you a woman?" ”
"Nonsense!" Noya puffed up her stomach proudly: "It's genuine, Tong Su is not bullied." ”
Gongsun Jin rolled his eyes, full of disdain: "Anyway, when I saw you, my heart was like water, and I had no idea." ”
Noah kicked down, and Gongsun Jin flashed lightly, causing her to pounce. Afraid that she would fall again, she had to turn back and stretch out her hand to help her: "If I say that I have thoughts about you, won't you kick me?" ”
Noah didn't think about it right, she was speechless for a while, and pouted: "I'm asking how you see other women?" Do you feel like you're going to be moving? ”
She knew that Gongsun Jin was still a genuine chick, and she had never opened meat, so she had to be good at it.
Gongsun Jin's face darkened, and he shook his head helplessly: "I haven't met the kind of woman you said so far." ”
Poor baby! Noya sighed, patted him on the shoulder and comforted him kindly: "But that's fine, at least if you don't want to be an official in the future, Chu Qingchen can also reward you with a seat as the head of the big house, which is also quite beautiful." ”
This time it was Gongsun Jin's turn to fry: "Are you comforting me, or are you sarcastic about me?" It's as poisonous as the fox. If you are willing to enter the palace, I will really come in and serve you, do you say okay? ”
Gongsun Jin's mouth is getting worse and stronger, and this time she pinched her shortcomings again, Noya couldn't refute it, and smacked her mouth: "I'm leaving, I don't know how to be obedient, and I'm still angry with me." ”
Gongsun Jin glanced left and right, took out a two-inch square paper bag from his sleeve, and handed it to Nuoya mysteriously: "Before leaving, I will give you some good things." ”
Noah took it in his hand, a little suspicious: "What is this?" ”
Gongsun Jin grabbed her hand: "There are many people here, and it is a forbidden object, don't open it." Didn't you say you wanted to learn my spiritualism last time? I can't afford to provoke that fox, I'll give you this soul hook incense, just point to the size of a fingernail and throw it away, to ensure that the ninth master can obediently tie his hands and arrest him, and he can't help but be at your mercy, and if you want to ask anything, you can catch it. ”
"Really?" Noah will be skeptical: "Are you so kind?" ”
Gongsun Jin touched his nose: "If you don't believe it, forget it." I came to see you and say goodbye to you, you don't know the hearts of good people. If you don't want it, just pay me back, anyway, this thing is hard to find now, and gold is very expensive. ”
Noya stuffed the paper bag into his arms: "Who said I don't want it, it's rare." ”
Then he continued to look at him: "Is there anything else you want to give me?" ”
Gongsun Jin felt that if he continued to stay, he would lose the demeanor that he had been so hard to maintain, so he said angrily: "No! It's no wonder that the Ninth Master, who spent a lot of money at the beginning, has now become an iron rooster who never pulls out. These days, I went to the Drunken Dream Building two or three times, and the old bustard said a lot of good things to him behind his buttocks, but he didn't give him a penny. It turned out that they were all tuned and taught by you. ”
"You say, Ah Jiu, have you been to the Drunken Dream Building recently?" Noah finally caught the talk.
Gongsun Jin looked annoyed, as if he couldn't regret it, and hurriedly covered his mouth: "Business trips, all business trips." ”
The more you explain, the more it looks like a cover-up. Noah pressed the soul hook incense in her arms, and felt that it was really a useful good thing: "If you don't say it, I'll ask it myself." If you really don't have anything to give me, then I'll go back, be careful on your own road, be poor and rich, prepare more plates, and bring me some food from Henan County when you come back, the more the merrier. ”
Gongsun Jin shook his head helplessly: "The two of you are a pair made in heaven, an iron rooster and a sugar rooster, just a dime and a hair, and you always have to dip some back." It seems that the last time you ran away from home, you took 200 taels of silver from me, when are you going to pay it back? ”
Noya stood down and thought, "When my child is born, you can dig it out of the gift money." ”
After saying that, he waved his hand proudly, pressed the medicine in his arms, and went satisfied.
Gongsun Jin was very angry in her heart, how could she be so shameless, the child had not yet been born, and she had already made a plan to accumulate wealth? But she is such an unpleasant, sharp-toothed and venomous woman, and she is still shyly and stubbornly leaning forward.
He despised himself fiercely in his heart, and then walked straight out of the palace with a wicked smile on his face.
Yan Yushi's carriage and horses were still waiting at the gate of the palace, accompanied by many guards. Gongsun Jin apologized to Yan Yushi, exchanged a few words, and then got into the carriage behind. The convoy began to set off, and went straight out of the south city gate.
Gongsun Jin sat alone on the carriage and felt very bored. He respects Yan Yushi's personality very much, but he is really stubborn, too dull, and boring, which must be extremely dull along the road.
"If only Noah's woman were here, she wouldn't be so boring."
He thought to himself, opened the placket of his shirt and looked at it, sighed, then lifted the hem of his clothes, glanced at it again, and sighed again.
That woman's every word was pierced in his heart, and he felt that he had been obsessed with his mind before, so why did he have to turn himself into a woman? Did your brain get into the water while taking a bath, or was it kicked by a donkey?
He got up and went to look through the salutes piled up behind him, which contained the "little books" and "picture books" of men and women that he had collected from others, and when he was bored, he would look through them and feel the mystery between men and women. I heard that men can see this blood boiling, beastly hair, he turned page by page, still like water, as if he was reading pictures and texts.
The first step, kissing, the second step, stroking, the third step, undressing, the fourth step, continuing to stroke deeply, and the fifth step ......, he helplessly found that he had read too much in the Qinglou Living Spring Palace, and this book couldn't arouse his interest at all.
He threw the book aside and continued to sigh lamentingly, or would he find a woman to try it in person one day?
Otherwise, just like the poisonous woman said, she is going to enter the palace as a eunuch, and it is estimated that she will be more comfortable than in the officialdom of deceitful people, and her progress is just around the corner.
There was a rustling sound behind him, as if it was the sound of turning the pages of a book, and he didn't think it was the wind blowing in from the car window. It's better to get some sleep, and it won't be so boring.
The car was covered with a thick mattress, and there were two blankets and brocade quilts piled up in the corners of the car. He leaned back and stretched comfortably.
He suddenly felt that something was wrong, and the brocade under him moved, as if he was wrapped in a soft mass inside, and then slowly squirmed.
He bounced to his feet in an instant, staring in amazement at the mass in the corner.
It seems to be moving again.
He wondered, what was hidden under this brocade quilt? The soldiers no longer had rules, and they would not have to be so messy with quilts and stacked in the corners of the carriages.
Slowly, a small hand stretched out from inside the quilt, tender and white, crystal clear, carefully turning the pages of the picture book.
He took a deep breath and lifted the brocade quilt away, and the people inside were frightened, turned their faces, and grinned at him.
Woe to you!
Gongsun Jin suddenly felt bad, gasped, as if he saw the most incredible thing in the world, his eyes widened, and then he turned over and knelt down.
"Her Royal Highness the Princess, forgive your sins."
Chu Xin'er got out from under the quilt, sweated profusely, stretched out her index finger at Gongsun Jin, and made a silent gesture: "Be careful of being heard by others." ”
Gongsun Jin hadn't recovered from his surprise yet, and whispered, "Tenth Princess, how are you, how are you ......?"
He wanted to ask, how could Chu Xin'er appear in his car? Taken the wrong path?
Chu Xin'er raised her hand at him: "Am I that terrible?" ”
Gongsun Jin shook his head busily, his eyebrows and nose furrowed, and his face was sad: "Your Highness, you are not terrible, but it is terrible for you to appear in Weichen's car for no reason." ”
Chu Xin'er grinned: "You are really much more fun than that old man Yan, and the people around Sister Noya are all interesting." ”