"Lu Xiaoyu, why did you come to my house? And this cat? Hmm, is it another super cat infected by the breath of an alien cat? ”

Lin Xia looked at Lu Xiaoyu, who was holding her thighs and rubbing against her, and reached out to lift her up, and her eyes fell on the blue cat Yuanyuan, who maintained an aggressive posture, thoughtfully.

Damn it!

What is an infected supercat?!

You stupid two-legged beast!

It's not an infection, it's a gift from a great king!

The power of my king, you two-legged beasts, will not ......

Hey?

This breath.

The blue cat Yuanyuan's eyes widened suddenly, turned his head in disbelief, looked in the direction of the kitchen, and saw the Coke under the boiling water on the stove, and suddenly seemed to be hit by a thunderbolt from the sky, this is, my king?!

"It smells so good. Wow, big brother, your cat will be below. ”

Lu Xiaoyu moved his little nose, and when he saw the little cat in the kitchen skillfully making a bowl of noodles, his eyes suddenly widened, and he was so surprised that he couldn't believe it.

"I almost forgot if you didn't say it. Coke, is the noodles ready? ”

Lin Xia shouted loudly.

Soon, in the kitchen, Coke used his small body to hold a bowl of shredded meat and egg noodles, came down to the coffee table, threw the noodle bowl, and lay on the sofa without moving.

"Good job. Well, it's a reward for you. Go play. ”

Lin Xia nodded with satisfaction, handed his spare phone to Coke, and then beckoned Lu Xiaoyu to sit down and eat noodles.

When Coke saw the mobile phone handed by Lin Xia, his eyes lit up, and he hurriedly hugged it, turned on it skillfully, and logged in to the game.

It used to be a king, and now it only plays Glory of Kings.

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty?!"

The blue cat, which was so gorgeously ignored, looked at Coke with the breath of a king in disbelief, and just hugged the mobile phone and played the game happily.

The whole meow is not good.

If it wasn't mistaken just now, the great king seemed to be cooking noodles for that two-legged beast?

This must be an illusion!

Great my king, how could it be, how could it be ......

The blue cat was extremely painful in his heart, his eyes became confused, and he looked at Coke blankly, hoping that the waste cat lying on the sofa and playing games with his mobile phone in the next second would be able to show the majesty of the king again, and tell it that everything it saw just now was not true!

"Oh. It's you. ”

While playing the game, Cola was frantically typing and scolding his teammates, squinting at the blue cat Yuanyuan, and after a while, he suddenly raised his head, his eyes lit up, "Your name is Yuanyuan, right?" ”

"My king. The number one general under your seat, Yuanyuan, is waiting for your orders at any time. ”

Yuan Yuan hurriedly raised his head and sat upright, with a little excitement in his eyes.

It's the king's voice, yes.

It can't be mistaken.

Who else but my king can have such a majestic and benevolent, indifferent and gentle voice.

"Hmm. Very good. Do you have any money in WeChat? I want to buy a skin, but Lin Xia won't buy it for me, so you can transfer me some money. ”

Cola put down his phone and looked at Yuanyuan with love and expectation.

Yuan Yuan was immediately stunned, and after a while, he muttered, "I, I don't have WeChat." ”

"Alipay can too. You always have a bank card, right? Quick, I'll pay you back later. ”

Cola walked up to Yuanyuan, stood on the sofa condescendingly, and when Yuanyuan didn't answer for a long time, he said angrily: "I'm your king!" It's just that I asked you for the money to buy skins, and you couldn't bear it?! ”

"It's not like that. Your Majesty, everything I have is yours. But I don't have any money. Whether it's WeChat, Alipay, or bank card, I don't have it all! ”

Yuanyuan was about to cry.

My king, I used to be just a cat!

Who is so brain-dead that they would give money to a cat!

"You don't have any money."

Cola sighed, looked disappointed, picked up the phone again, and stopped talking.

"Your Majesty. Don't be angry, I've got a solution. This two-legged beast must have money, so I'm going to take him down and let him charge your majesty to buy skins. ”

Yuanyuan was a little panicked, for fear that Coke would be unhappy, so he hurriedly said loudly.

"How do I usually teach you? Don't think about fighting and killing all day long. If you don't have money, you have to find a way to make money. Robbery is not right. ”

Coke gave a round look, damn, if I can beat him, why should I use you!

"But, aren't we going to overthrow the two-legged beast and restore the great Meow Empire?"

Yuan Yuan wondered.

"So you're still too young. There are many ways to conquer the two-legged beast. You can slowly understand it yourself.,Don't talk about it.,I'm playing games.。 ! That Luban, you don't know how to play! Elementary school boys, you! ”

As Cola spoke, he became annoyed and frantically typed his teammates.

"Big brother. Those two cats ......"

Lu Xiaoyu was eating noodles, his eyes flashed on Coke and Yuanyuan from time to time, although he couldn't understand the meow, but they should be communicating.

Lin Xia looked at it carelessly, "Coke." Stop playing, pack up, and take your friends to wash the dishes first. ”

"Yuanyuan, go, wash the dishes."

Coke didn't raise his head, and shouted loudly to Yuanyuan.

Washing, washing dishes?!

Make no mistake!

I'm the number one general in the Meow Empire!

You told me to wash the dishes?!

Yuanyuan's eyes widened, and he felt a deep malice from the world.

I'm still the king.

It's not the same to cook, do laundry, and clean!

Cola looked at Yuan Yuan angrily and kicked it.

Yuan Yuan lowered his head in frustration, "Understood." Your will, my king, is all to me. ”

Seeing that the cat that deceived him really obediently ran to wash the dishes, Lu Xiaoyu smiled and said, "Big brother, you are so powerful." Kewpie can be trained so well by you. Sure enough, he is worthy of the man I Lu Xiaoyu has a crush on. ”

Hehe.

Lin Xia ignored Lu Xiaoyu's flattery, and took out his mobile phone, "Your brother, what is that Lu Xiaoshu's phone number?" I called him to pick you up. ”

"No. It's so late. Lu Xiaoshu must have slept. I'll go back tomorrow and I can sleep with my big brother tonight. People were almost tricked into becoming magical girls by Kewpie just now, and they didn't dare to sleep alone. ”

Lu Xiaoyu tried to be cute and foolish.

"You want to be beautiful. Don't give it, right? Then I'll find Jiang Luoran and ask her to call your home directly. ”

Lin Xia frightened.

"Humph! Nasty big brother, people don't like you anymore! ”

Lu Xiaoyu was so angry that he yelled.

Lin Xia was made to cry and laugh, and the little girl now really doesn't know what to say.

finally got Lu Xiaoyu done, and when Lu Xiaoshu rushed to pick up Lu Xiaoyu, Lin Xia finally paid attention to Coke and Yuanyuan.

"Let's talk about it. What's going on? Who says first? ”

Lin Xia sat on the sofa, looked at Coke and Yuanyuan squatting on the coffee table, and asked.

"Lin Xia, I want to report. Its name is Yuanyuan, and it is the first general under the evil alien cat. ”

Cola immediately sold Yuanyuan without hesitation, "They are plotting to overthrow the rule of your two-legged beasts, and they want to drag me into the water." Hurry up and beat them to death and dismantle their evil plans. ”

Yuanyuan looked at Coke dumbfounded, and his heart was extremely sad.

I didn't think you were such a king.

That's it, that's it.

The king wants his ministers to die, and the ministers can't help but die.

My lord, let me be loyal to you for the last time.

Yuanyuan was speechless and choked, thinking of the desolate place, he couldn't help but cry.

My king, are we really dead?!

What terrible thing has this two-legged beast done to you?

During the days when I was not by your side, what did you go through, how did you change from a king to the appearance you hated the most.

Is it because you are obsessed with the legendary king of pesticides?

"Why are you still crying? Alright, alright. I'm too lazy to mind your business, so don't mess with me anyway. ”

Lin Xia waved his hand, although in fact, he already knew what was going on, but Coke had always been very well-behaved. Speaking of which, they didn't do anything wrong, so they can't really just kill them.

He's not that cruel.

Well, it's good to stay around and shout 666.

"Coke, it's up to you. Okay, if something happens, I'll ask you. ”

Lin Xia warned and thought for a while, "Well, if you behave well, I will charge you up to buy skins in a few days." ”

"Really?!"

Coke's eyes lit up suddenly.

"Am I going to lie to you about a meow? I'm going to take a shower, so you can play by yourself. Don't play too late. ”

Lin Xia yawned, got up and went to take a shower.