"I...... Won ......"

"I'm the world...... Invincibility. (Just to the Pen Fun Pavilion)"

Xiang Yang took advantage of the wine, hummed a self-created song that was out of tune, and looked for a toilet everywhere in the inn, but he didn't see the toilet when he looked for it.

Xiao Er had a tablecloth on his shoulder, and went to clean up the tables, chairs and benches in the inner hall, remove some leftovers on the table, clean the hygiene of the side hall, and finish the work in his hand, it was already late.

He came out of the side hall, ready to go back to the room to wash and sleep, and the next day before dawn, he had to get up early to prepare breakfast for dozens of people.

As soon as Xiao Er walked around the corner, he saw a figure standing under the eaves, a face half black, half illuminated by the light of the eaves, and long hair scattered behind him.

He was startled, his heart was pounding with fear, and he stretched out his hand to settle his beating heart, who would stay here in the dark light? He asked in a trembling voice, "Who?" ”

"Hahaha, I won." The black shadow waved his fist and stepped out from under the eaves.

Xiao Er fixed his eyes and saw that it was Xiang Gongzi. His round face was red, his ears were red, a smile hung on the corner of his lips, and his mouth was humming and singing, and no one walked past him as if no one was around, staggering through the long corridor and walking up to the corridor, and his black clothes could not hide his majestic figure.

The figure dragged long in the moonlight, walking back and forth in the hallway.

Xiao Er was stunned for a while, stood for a while, observed Xiang Gongzi's words and deeds, and found that Gongzi might be drunk and couldn't find his room, so he stepped forward and helped: "Xiang Gongzi, you went to the wrong place, your room is 302, the little one will help you up to the second floor." ”

"Who? Who....drunk? This son is known as not drunk in a thousand cups. Xiang Yang shook his hand, turned around and grabbed Xiao Er's wrist, pulled Xiao Er to his eyes and carefully identified it, after looking at it for a long time, his brain couldn't concentrate, and he didn't recognize this unfamiliar face clearly.

Xiao Er grinned in pain with a little effort: "Good man, spare your life." ”

"Spare your life to Childe."

Xiang Yang opened a pair of drunken eyes, drunk and angry, and glared at Xiao Er, who was blaming him for being nosy: "You say, who is drunk?" ”

Xiao Er was in tears, he remembered what he had just boasted to Gongzi, and immediately patted his ass: "Xiang Gongzi, it is claimed that he is not drunk for thousands of years, and Gongzi is massive, you are the most powerful person I have ever seen." Small admiration. ”

"Hee-hee, I'm not drunk." These few words were connected with a sentence in his chaotic brain, and when he was praised by others, he was happy again, smiling like a child, innocent and cute, he was proud, he put on a posture at any time, and slipped away when he found that something was wrong.

Xiang Yang burped and boasted, he walked over from Xiao Er, still muttering: "Last time, I drank this kind of wine with the Jade Emperor, not that I bragged, and then a jar of wine...... This son will not get drunk after he finishes it in one gulp......"

Xiao Er didn't believe it, and a look of contempt flashed in his eyes: "You still say you're not drunk?" Net talking nonsense, even the emperor has never seen the Jade Emperor, he has seen it, hum! ”

Raising his wrist, under the light, his wrist was red and swollen, and five fingers suddenly appeared, he reached out and touched his painful wrist, and scolded hatefully in his heart: "I bumped into a ghost tonight." I was beaten by a ghost and was unlucky. ”

"Well deserved." He took a sip, he really didn't remember for long, and forgot the shopkeeper's words: "If the guest doesn't ask you, you don't want to be troublesome." ”

He was annoyed, and now he understands that the shopkeeper's words are right, these rich and noble sons, their minds are not something that ordinary people can figure out, usually these sons pay great attention to their behavior, words and deeds, and rarely lose their temper, if he knows, Xiao Er saw him shaking his head and being drunk, it is a faceless thing for a rich and noble son, he will be very angry.

Maybe it wasn't as simple as pinching his wrist at that time, maybe he would have gouged out his eyeballs and cut off his tongue, lest he chew his tongue indiscriminately, and tell everything he saw in front of the guests, making him completely ugly.

Suddenly, Xiao Er shivered, covered his mouth with both hands, stirred his tongue in his mouth, and scolded secretly: "Mouthy!" This little life of his own will be buried by this crow's mouth. ”

He bent over, pursed his lips tightly, and his eyes no longer dared to look at the shaking black robe, but ran to his room, covered with the quilt and fell asleep, so as not to have nightmares at night.

Xiang Yang dangled around alone, looking up and down the inn, but he didn't find where the toilet was?

In fact, the thatched toilet was hidden next to the eaves, if it weren't for the careless Xiao Er who disturbed him and distracted him.

Where did Xiao Er know that Childe had a good face, and when he was drunk, he said he wasn't drunk. He tried his best to defend with Xiao Er, denying that he was drunk, and when he was pulling and pulling with Xiao Er, he passed by the latrine, missed the best opportunity, and did not find the hidden place of the latrine.

He spun around, kicked over a chair that was in his way, and walked out of the inn swearing, and by the moonlight, Xiang Yang wandered outside like a ghost.

The night grew thicker and thicker, and the woods, the mountains, and the ditches all seemed to fall into a mysterious silence at once.

The moon was still lingering desperately on the edge of the dark woods.

The night was quiet, Xiang Yang followed the fireflies alone, listened to the sound of the water, and walked into the woods along the water flow.

A stream flows down the hillside and winds its way deep into the woods. From time to time the brook glowed with silver upwards, without a hint of wind, and the treetops swayed slightly, and the branches on both sides of the stream were like ghosts, casting elusive shadows on the water.

The camphor tree hung its branches quietly by the roadside, and the deeper it went, the more silent it became, and the shadows of the trees shrouded the winding path, and the tall trees pressed people out of breath.

He hugged a large tree, the branches swaying, the dappled moonlight spilling from the swaying branches, and saw that the path ahead was covered with a layer of smoke. Occasionally, a few unknown bird calls could be heard from the depths of the woods, and he felt that there were birds in the company.

The sound of the birds made his unclear brain even more chaotic, he had an inexplicable excitement, hummed an unknown tune, groped his way towards the place where the birds chirped, he staggered and staggered through the woods, and inadvertently, a branch hung a corner of his robe, he opened a pair of drunken eyes, his head was hot, and he roared: "Who, who dares to stop me." ”

As soon as his body twisted, his robe tore a long gye, hanging diagonally on his body, he didn't check, and continued to walk, the hem of his robe mixed with him, he staggered a few steps forward, hugged a tree to stabilize his figure, tore off the sleeves of his robe that was in the way, threw it to the ground, revealing his smooth arms, stepped on the cracked sleeves of his robe, stalked his neck, and shouted in a loud voice: "Death to those who stand in my way." ”

With a wave of his palm, he cut off a big tree in front of him, and the thick tree with the mouth of the bowl fell down with a bang.

"Hey, hey, it's down." He clapped his big hands, crossed his hands on his hips, and struck a victor's pose, with the innocent smile of a naughty boy on his face.

"Hahaha" The sound of laughter shook my ears, and it spread far and wide through the trees, and there seemed to be a voice responding in the distance.

"Hahahaha, finally found you!" Deep in the woods responded to the sun. Xiang Yang was stunned: "Who?" Who's talking to me? ”

He lowered his head and glanced at the branch that had fallen to the ground, could it be that he had cut down the tree and destroyed the place where the dryad was hiding, which annoyed the dryad, and the dryad ran out of the hollow, laughed angrily, and asked him to settle the score.

"Come out, I'm not afraid of you." Xiang Yang was confused, waving his fists, kicking at the fallen tree, and shouting loudly in the woods.

"Hahaha, I'm looking for you!"

The laughter led Xiang Yang to go deeper, he staggered along, a big tree in front of him blocked his way, he squinted his drunken eyes, fixed his eyes, this big tree cracked and opened its mouth, and turned into a hunt in front of his eyes.

"Hey, why is he here?" Xiang Yang shook his head, his head was dizzy, his eyes were blurry, and the grinning tree was like a person standing in front of him.

Hunting Qi probably heard the sound of rustling behind him, and turned around very gracefully, he looked at him with a smile on his face, his smile pricked his nerves.

Xiang Yang's brain sounded, and a sense of vinegar rose in his heart, he unbuttoned his pants, hummed a high and low tone in his mouth, and began to pee: "Hmph, you are a tree demon, you are a tree demon, you are a tree demon in human skin, specially come out to confuse the county lord." ”

"I finally found you tonight and found you for who you really are. Pee your whole body, beat you back to your original shape, pee your whole body, beat you back to your original shape, see if you are still proud, see you are still proud! ”

"Boom" a tree was cut down by him.

The burden was unloaded, and Hunt Qi was also driven away by him, he was very happy in his heart, and kicked the tree a few times: "Okay, good." ”

The song was hummed even more out of tune.

A few small birds flew out of the bushes with a scream, and the screams broke the silence of the woods, and in an instant, the woods came to life, and with the sound of footsteps, alarmed some creatures in the depths of the woods, and a rabbit swept past him, and everywhere the rabbit swept away, there was a rattling sound,

There were all sorts of strange noises in the woods, laughter, the screams of birds, the screams of rabbits, the rustling of leaves, mixed together, shaking the whole woods, and the whole woods were disturbed.

"Hahaha" Xiang Yang grinned, what Hunt Qi couldn't do, he did it, he successfully controlled the entire forest and became the master of the forest.

The "help" mixed with the "help" gave him a delusion, and his mind was clearer.

It was dark, and the woods were full of lonely souls and wild ghosts, "Which unjust ghost ran out and complained, telling him to save his life!" Xiang Yang shuddered coldly, and was shocked into a cold sweat all his life, and half of the wine woke up.

The evil men of the county lord:

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