Chapter 43: I Just Want to Be Your Earthworm Steward
Chapter 43 I only want to be your earthworm steward
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Wu Ling'er gasped: "Don't be busy getting angry. It was you people from the Heavenly Palace who opened the bow and shot the arrow, and there may be poison on the arrow that I don't know about......"
"What?" After hearing Wu Ling'er's words, Yi Kuo was shocked, and hurriedly stepped forward to check for Wu Ling'er, and after a while, he took out a medicine from his arms: "This medicine can temporarily suppress the poison in your body and make your injuries heal." But it will also suppress your true qi and all the power in your body. I'll unravel these for you when I find the antidote. ”
After Wu Ling'er took the medicine, she suddenly learned that the tightness in her chest was much better, and she nodded lightly: "In other words, I have really become a waste person without kung fu?" ”
"Nonsense, what waste people don't waste people? You just lost your internal strength, the fists and feet in your hands are still there, and the things you learned to kill with one blow can still be used, because of your usual exercise, so your physical strength is much better than that of ordinary people, but without internal strength, ordinary men are not your opponents. Where is it as miserable as you say? Yi Wei looked at Wu Ling'er dissatisfied, as if she was very dissatisfied with her being so depressed.
Wu Ling'er smiled bitterly: "Because when my hands and feet were abolished, I was grabbed by two ordinary men, and I was almost raped in public...%I was lewd!" So...... I'm scared! ”
Hearing Wu Ling'er say this, Yi Wei suddenly felt distressed: "Ling'er ......"
Taking a deep breath, Wu Ling'er collected all her unhappy emotions and smiled at Yikuo: "Since I can still beat others, I'm not afraid!" And there are a lot of masters around me, whoever dares to touch me, without me opening his mouth, can make that guy be beaten like a pig's head. ”
Knowing that Wu Ling'er was comforting herself, Yi Wei sighed lightly, reached out and touched Wu Ling'er's head: "Don't worry, I will find the antidote as soon as possible!" It's just that, as you know, one day in the heavenly palace is one year in the world. It's just that I'm ...... fast."
"I know, Beidi's matter, I will honestly go back to Chang'an, and obediently stay in the palace to be my princess." Wu Ling'er smiled: "You should go back quickly, otherwise, be careful that your leopard skin is hunted by others!" ”
"Hunting, hunting, that kind of thing, I have a lot, you like it, bring one to you next time!" After speaking, Yi Wei smiled: "I'm leaving!" Take care of yourself! ”
After making sure that Yiwei was gone, Wu Ling'er reluctantly sat up: "Second brother, Da Honghong, Xiaoxiao, I'm fine, come in!" ”
As soon as the words fell, Da Honghong had already rushed in first: "Is it really okay?" What just happened? ”
Wu Ling'er took a cloth towel to wipe the blood on the corner of her mouth, and said lightly: "I'm poisoned!" ”
"Poisoned? How can it be? Aren't you invincible? Da Honghong looked incredulous, Wu Ling'er's body was personally transformed by the Demon King, and he really didn't believe that there were poisons in this world that could make Wu Ling'er so embarrassed.
Wu Ling'er smiled bitterly: "It's just a hundred poisons, there are more than a hundred poisons in this world!" But don't worry, I took the poison pill, which can temporarily suppress this toxicity. When I recover from my injuries and have physical strength, it's not too late to deal with this poison! After speaking, she glanced at the egg custard that she had only eaten two spoonfuls: "It's a pity that this custard!" ”
"It's okay, I'll go steaming again, as long as you like to eat, Miss, I'll do it if you want to eat as little as I want!" After speaking, Xiao Xiao hurriedly packed up the bowl and was about to go out.
"Tiny!" Wu Ling'er stopped Xiaoxiao, and when she saw Xiaoxiao turn to look at herself, she said seriously: "Xiaoxiao, I'm fine!" I said that I will always be with you, and I will definitely do it! ”
Although there were tears on Xiaoxiao's face, he still smiled and nodded: "Well, Xiaoxiao knows!" ”
Liu Zaiyi sat on the edge of the bed with some worry and looked at Wu Ling'er: "Is it really okay?" Poison really won't affect you anymore? ”
Wu Ling'er shook her head: "For the time being...... All the power in my body has been suppressed! I can't do anything except be physically stronger than the average person and know some fist and foot kung fu. ”
"Then don't do it! There are a few of us here, if there is any physical work, you can ask us to do it, you just need to use your brain. In fact, you'd better not even use your brain, just lie down in bed and rest for me every day. ”
Listening to Da Honghong's words, Wu Ling'er stuck out her tongue and smiled: "Then I won't become a piggy?" I don't want it! ”
Da Honghong looked at Wu Ling'er with disdain: "Little pig? It's up to you? Please, don't insult the pig animal, okay? The monkeys are fatter than you! ”
"Ahhh What's going on with you now? Believe it or not, I told Xiaoxiao not to cook for you? ”
"Cut, Xiaoxiao will definitely listen to me now and not listen to you! It's useless for you to say anything more! Lie down in bed and rest! Dare to move again! Go back and let Xiaoxiao cook the same meal for you to eat every day, and eat until you vomit! "Therefore, the best way to deal with Wu Ling'er is food. Sure enough, with such a threat as Da Honghong, Wu Ling'er had to lie down obediently: "Da Honghong is a bad person, I want to draw a circle to curse you!" ”
"Oh? What are you going to curse me? ”
"I'm going to curse you for not having chopsticks when you eat, no spoons when you drink soup, no hot water when you take a bath, and no toilet paper when you go to the toilet!" Wu Ling'er's childish words made Liu Zaiyi burst out laughing: "Ling'er, this kind of thing is only said by children!" ”
"I'm willing, can you handle it?"
After laughing for a while, after eating with Wu Ling'er, after making sure that she was okay, Da Honghong and Liu Zaiyi exited the tent, as for Xiaoxiao, they must insist on accompanying Wu Ling'er. Obviously, Da Honghong and Liu Zaiyi were not worried about Wu Ling'er's body, so they also agreed to a small request. Wu Ling'er said that there were only three of them, so she had to let her go in and let Xiaoxiao sleep on the same bed with her.
Three days later, Brother Ying returned to the barracks, and when he saw that Wu Ling'er's wound was recovering well, he nodded: "The conditions here are a little worse, let's go back to Chang'an City with the general to recuperate in a few days!" ”
Shrinking in Brother Ying's arms, Wu Ling'er taught him dissatisfied: "You are a mortal now, a mortal!" How can you run alone to assassinate Ati Khan! Are you crazy? Even if you are a Blood Shura, you can't do such a dangerous thing! ”
"Hmmm! I know, go back and ask Old Man Liu to give me silver, see that he is an acquaintance, give a 20% discount, 1,600 taels of silver is enough! ”
"If you let others know that Ati Khan's head is only worth two thousand silver, it is estimated that they will regret it, and if they knew it, they would have directly paid for you to kill him, how could there be so many troubles?" Wu Ling'er nodded and suddenly realized that something was wrong: "Hey, we're talking about you running alone to assassinate Ati Khan, not about you collecting money, okay?" ”
Seeing that Wu Ling'er didn't give up, the corners of Brother Ying's mouth rose slightly: "What?" Afraid of something happening to me? Or are I afraid that I won't marry you after I get married? ”
"Yes, I'm afraid you'll get married! You also said that my injuries on my body would be scared away by a man, and I finally caught a man who was willing to marry me, so I have to pay attention to it! Otherwise, how would my litter of little earthworms come out? Wu Ling'er glared at Brother Ying angrily, and scolded him back at his words. Even if he knew that Brother Ying was the dragon god, he still wanted to call him an earthworm.
As if seeing through Wu Ling'er's thoughts, Brother Ying smiled: "No matter what identity I am in the eyes of others, in your eyes, I only want to be your earthworm butler!" When your winning brother! ”
Wu Ling'er couldn't stand it and shuddered: "Did I say that your mouth has been very sweet recently, so sweet that you are a little tired, could it be that the stepmother author doesn't want to write abuse anymore and rewrite sweet texts?" ”
"After the abuse, you have to give some sweetness, otherwise you will scare the readers away, and she won't have anything to eat?" Brother Ying looked at Wu Ling'er with a smile: "It seems that you usually use these methods very often!" Do you want me to remind you? ”
Wu Ling'er stuck out her tongue and grimaced: "I haven't written a novel for a long time, and I've almost forgotten that I'm still an author!" Thinking about it, she found out that something was wrong again: "Hey, we're talking about your recent change from a non-poisonous tongue to a warm style, what's going on?" ”
Brother Ying looked at Wu Ling'er and smiled slightly: "I don't know!" Maybe it's a change of temper, isn't it good for you not to be fierce? Usually when I murder you, you always look aggrieved! ”