On the morning of Saturday, March 6, in a city on the southeast coast of China, the High School Affiliated to Longkongshan University

Since about half a month ago, the student union office of this key high school has become a base for the activities of a group of strange people.

This group of strange people call themselves the fourth independent squad of the traversers of the Chengguan Dogtooth International Column, which belongs to the Supernatural Phenomenon Processing Office of the Ministry of Harmony of China, which seems to be quite large, but the scale is quite pitiful, there is only one Lori in total, a royal sister, a Russian Mao Mei, a retired and rehired again, an old professor who went to Tibet to teach and returned halfway, plus a chengguan intern who was pulled into a strong man.

Among them, the political commissar Sonia from Russia drank too much vodka last night and was hungover at Wang Qiu's house at this time. And the murderous priestess of the Aztec Empire is still on the other side of the wormhole with Cleopatra. So, in the office at this time, there were only four people in total.

Opening the door of the office, Wang Qiu habitually pinched his chin with his right hand, squinting his eyes at the newly established secret base of the Anomalous Ability.

In detail, every part of this room is normal, but when put together, it looks so convulsive......

First of all, facing away from the window and facing the doorway, there is a modern steel tube glass plate structure desk, and behind it is a swivel chair with a magnificent black leather backrest, plus a beautiful celadon vase.

Although this seat looks very dignified by a boss or leader. But the candy boxes, bagged potato chips and cake desserts that fill the desk, as well as all kinds of magical girl manga and figurines, completely ruin this majesty.

Even in the large celadon vase behind her. Instead of flowers or fake flowers, there are many ornate wands, plastic swords, and small parasols, which are necessary accessories for cosplay various magical girls, such as the famous "Heart of the Rising Sun", "Thunder Battle Axe", "Sword of Victory of the Oath", etc., and even a pink chainsaw that I don't know if it's real or not...... Well, I guess it's fake.

On the right side of the room is Senior Sister Ma Tong's desk. Well, a computer desk, to be exact. But whether it's a computer, a screen, a speaker, a mouse, a headset or even a keyboard. They are all dressed up like Christmas trees with all kinds of cute headstickers and shiny and gorgeous trinkets. On the small bookshelf next to the computer host, there are also a series of "Sunrise Son of Heaven", "KISS with Dad", "Basic Travel Department", "Start being a demon king today" and other BL Tanmei comics that are enough to make normal boys look blind, as well as lily masterpieces such as "Our Lady on Top" and "A Girl Falls in Love with My Sister......

At this moment, Senior Sister Ma Tong is using the computer to play a certain female love game with Tanmei. looked intently at the beautiful young man and the middle-aged man on the screen and hugged each other affectionately. Sentimental ...... From time to time, a lewd smile appeared at the corner of his mouth.

If you only look at the above two places, it may be easy to mistake this place for the activity room of a university animation club, but the problem is that the layout of the left half of the room is completely different - on the snow-white lime powder wall, on the top of which hangs a group of oil portraits of the great man "Manx Lesmao" (the specific five people, everyone must know), and below is a shijie map filled with various small flags. Plus a card of "Fight with the sky, the fun is endless!" Fight with the ground. Fun! Fight with people, the fun is endless! The regular script banner, the handwriting is strong and powerful, and it is quite stylish. It's a pity that Wang Qiu had been thinking about this map for a long time, but he didn't understand what these small flags meant.

- Well, although I can't understand it at all, this kind of atmosphere like the headquarters of the three major battles, just look at it and feel very imposing.

At the bottom of the side of the Shijie map, on an old-fashioned desk in dark yellow with only a layer of varnish, a ruby book is placed in the most conspicuous place, deliberately placed in a delicate paulownia box. Next to it are inkwells, bamboo pen holders, and an enamel teacup with portraits of the great unity of workers, peasants and soldiers, and next to them are many hardcover books: "Capital", "On War", "On Sea Power", "Unrestricted Warfare", and "Simple and Understandable Modern Guerrilla Tactics...... The white-haired Professor Yang Wenli was sitting on an old-fashioned rattan chair that seemed to be used by Lu Xun with a cup of tea in his hand at this time. At first glance, Wang Qiu felt an atmosphere of the times from his parents and even his ancestors, which seemed to be coming......

——Anime otaku, Tanmei rotten girl, as if living in the sixties of the old leftist cadres...... is like such a strange combination like a dislocation of time and space, there are really so many points of complaining that they are full of pits, so that Comrade Wang Qiu's ability to focus on complaining for 20 years is not enough!

By the way, on the inside of the wooden door behind Wang Qiu, there is a gorgeously crafted Arabic scimitar, which is one of the trophies looted in the Eastern Roman Empire, and in the position of the window, there is also a "Dog Fighting Hero" pennant that Wang Qiu won before becoming a traverser.

At this moment, there is silence in the office of about 30 square meters, only the rustling of writing and the sound of keyboard tapping are still faintly discernible.

- Senior Sister Ma Tong wore rabbit-shaped headphones and was engrossed in playing Tanmei games on the computer; Professor Yang took out a stack of letterhead paper from a drawer and began to concentrate on writing something with a pen. And Cai Rong, the vitality loli, also curled up on the leather swivel chair, engrossed in ...... Lying on the desk and taking a lazy nap, while drooling in a daze, let out a lovely nightmare.

“…… Meow...... Lots and lots of marshmallows...... I can't eat anymore......"

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“…… Bangbang! Get up, get up, get up! The sun is going to burn your butt! ”

Looking at the cute sleeping face of this mellow Lori, Wang Qiu unceremoniously knocked a few times on the desk, trying to drive people away, "...... I slept all over the table in the middle of the day, and I had so much mess in my place. What do you think this place is? ”

“…… Well? Who is it? What did you just say? ”

Cai Rong squinted at Wang Qiu, the original owner of the desk, with her sleepy eyes.

I don't know weishenme, although Cai Rong, this little girl, is usually full of vitality and crazy. But when she is half awake and half asleep, she can give people a soft feeling of "wow, wow, wow" - some baby fat round faces, big eyes with tears, fluffy hair without braids, like marshmallows, spread out, unkempt around her face, as if exuding "come and bully me" all the time. Come and bully me".

So, Wang Qiu naturally obeyed the instinctive drive and reached out to pinch Cai Rong's cheek...... Well. It feels very good......

“…… Yikes! weishenme wants to pinch my face? It seems that because she didn't wake up, her voice still has that glutinous feeling.

“…… Sorry, sorry. Wang Qiu apologized insincerely, and withdrew the salty pig hand that had just pinched her cheek, "...... Unconsciously pinched. ”

“…… It's too much! Cai Rong turned her head sideways. looked at Wang Qiu with tears in his eyes. That "come and bully me" signal seems to be stronger.

“…… Hey, it's you, right? Wang Qiu pulled a chair and sat down opposite Cai Rong, posed as much as he could, and said with a serious face, "...... weishenme slept on my desk early in the morning, and took advantage of my absence to pile up so many messy things on the table? Do you still want to grab land with me? Comrade Cai Rong! Do you have any consciousness as a subordinate? ”

Having said that, Wang Qiu's hand couldn't help but rub Cai Rong's hair. And Cai Rong also squinted, as if she didn't object.

“…… Alas. Don't be so stingy if you're a man, who calls your seat the warmest sunshine and the most comfortable sleep! ”

Although she had been woken up, Cai Rong was still lazily lying on the table, muttering listlessly, refusing to move. “…… Moreover, people have been in a bad mood lately! As a man, can't you be considerate of others and let me sleep a little longer? ”

“…… Oh? Have you been bothered by anything at school lately? Wang Qiu continued to rub her hair and lowered her head to ask.

“…… Well, yesterday was March 5th, and the school organized everyone to learn from Lei Feng to do good deeds...... Alas, don't mention it, that's a nightmare. ”

“…… Belch? What happened to your Lei Feng yesterday? Tell me about it? Wang Qiu's eyes lit up and he asked curiously.

“…… Belch...... The middle-aged uncle who opened the shop was a sapper in the army who blew off a leg while clearing mines on the Sino-Vietnamese border, and as a result, he became a disabled person in a wheelchair. The homeroom teacher asked us to visit the poor retired soldier uncle and help him clean the store by the way. Cai Rong said in a slightly vague voice.

“…… This seems normal! Wang Qiu said disappreciatively, "...... Isn't that how you learn from Lei Feng? ”

“…… Alas, in the beginning, we thought the same thing......"

Cai Rong lamented in frustration, "...... However, when we walked all the way to that side under the small banner of 'learning from Lei Feng's good example', we found that not only our class, but also two other classes from the same school, as well as a total of more than 20 classes from three other high schools, two junior high schools, and four elementary schools were assigned to this place for condolence activities. The rest of the space is barely ten people standing on it. But today, more than 1,000 students who are doing good deeds have come back and forth, blocking the road in front of the store for a while! ”

…… This...... Is this a condolence or a harassment? In the hearts of everyone in the room, the same thought involuntarily came to mind.

“…… Twenty square meters...... 1,000 people...... That's a lot of choking, how do so many of you clean such a small place? Could it be that the classes took turns to go in and wipe the floor dozens of times over and over again! Wang Qiu blinked his eyes and asked curiously.

“…… In fact, the place doesn't need to be cleaned at all! ”

Cai Rong's tone became even more frustrated, "...... The uncle got up at five o'clock in the morning to open the shop and clean up. When the first class to learn Lei Feng arrived there at half past seven, he was just in time for breakfast after cleaning...... Because the store is too small, there is no way to squeeze everyone in. There was nothing else to do, and the students could only stand on the sidewalk outside in a daze. Then we lined up and asked our disabled uncle to write notes and sign them one by one, as if some famous singer was holding a record release party, and there were reporters who came to interview us......"

“…… Write a note signature? Let the disabled shopkeeper write? Wang Qiu's expression seemed to be a little distorted, and he continued to ask.

“…… The task assigned by the teacher. Cai Rong shrugged her shoulders helplessly, "...... To make sure we didn't slack off. After the activity, everyone should ask the person being helped to open a certificate and take it back...... Other schools seem to have this as well. ”

Wang Qiu lowered his head and recalled, and found that he seemed to be like this when he was a child learning Lei Feng - it really hasn't changed for decades!

“…… Outcome. In order to give a certificate to so many classmates, the uncle's writing hand was about to break. Later, he was so tired that he couldn't stand it, so he simply took out his seal and seal clay, and got a blank certificate that did not write the name of the student who did good deeds. Take it to a nearby typing and copy shop and print a few hundred copies. Then give one to each student and ask them to fill in their own names and then stamp it...... It felt like a long queue in the hospital. Cai Rong pursed her lips with a tangled expression, "...... My classmates and I were stunned! ”

In this regard, the others were silent for a while - it is really amazing to learn from Lei Feng to learn this. I think that if Uncle Lei Feng knew that the Chinese children of later generations had made his imitation show look like this, I am afraid that he would be so sad that he would vomit blood and roll in the grave.

Of course, it may also be that he is so happy that he rolls around - the so-called "Uncle Lei Feng does good deeds without leaving his name, but he writes them all in his diary"!

“…… But. The troubles of the disabled uncle did not end there, because so many classes did not come together. Instead, they arrived in batches from morning to night, with few gaps. Our class arrived late, and it didn't pass until four o'clock in the afternoon, when the shopkeeper's uncle looked like he was about to cry - because our students tossed and turned all day, and no one came to his shop to rent books to read, and the day's business was going to be ruined......" Cai Rong continued to talk about the day's embarrassment.

“…… Isn't there a student who rents his books to read? Wang Qiu blinked curiously.

“…… Although this day's activity is to learn from Lei Feng to do good deeds, it is also a normal class schedule, how can there be a reason to read idle books during class time? And the disciplinary committee members in the class are eyeing the side, basically as long as the head has not been kicked by a donkey, they don't dare to talk nonsense! Cai Rong spread her hands helplessly, "...... Besides, his shop is full of 18 forbidden pornographic comics and erotic novels, and he can secretly rent them to watch them during holidays or nights, so how can he openly sell them in front of the whole class? Beware of being punished with a warning! ”

“……”

Regarding Cai Rong's above-mentioned complaints, Wang Qiu felt even more speechless for a while, and at the same time couldn't help but think of a very classic elementary school student's essay in his mind: "...... At the end of school today, I did another good deed, which was to help an old man on crutches cross the street. Although the old man didn't want to go across the road at all, in order to do one more good deed, I dragged him over, and very considerately asked another classmate, who had not done a good deed, to cross the road a second time......

But Cai Rong's embarrassment about learning from Lei Feng this time doesn't seem to be over here: "...... Next, the uncle still drooped his head and lamented that in these years, everyone likes to use mobile phones or computers to read books online, and the business of renting books is becoming more and more difficult. At this time, his small shop is very deserted, and he can't make ends meet for several months, and he doesn't know how to make up for the rent of the store this month. I didn't expect to be so tossed as soon as it opened today, and I was really getting more and more desperate...... The students from various schools were very touched when they heard this, and a very cute elementary school girl even touched a lollipop to comfort him, but the uncle took the lollipop stupidly, and seemed to be even more sad...... I really don't understand that this is weishenme. ”

- What else don't you understand, an adult in his thirties and forties, but wants a little Lori to hold a lollipop to comfort him...... This is simply a loser among losers, and only losers in the life of zuihou pants will have the sad treatment that only losers have!

Wang Qiu muttered in his heart, and at the same time, he felt deep sadness at the formalization and false emptiness of China's Lei Feng movement.

In fact, in Wang Qiu's memory, he had a similar experience when he was a child - the homeroom teacher insisted that every student in the class must do a certain number of good deeds, otherwise the year-end evaluation will be unlucky. But at that time, Wang Qiu's heart was too real, and he couldn't find so many good things that could be done after thinking about it, and it was impossible to really find an old man to walk back and forth across the road to play. Zuihou had to take out a one-yuan five-dime coin from his mother's wallet, saying that it was a lost item he picked up when he came home from school, and he originally wanted to buy snacks or popsicles, but when he went, he suddenly thought of Lei Feng, Lai Ning, and Luo Shengjiao...... In short, I thought of the teacher's teaching, so I sent the money to the public......

Alas, now that I think about it, I'm afraid those coins zuihou were all bought into candy and snacks and put into the belly of the teacher's children! (To be continued......)