Chapter 859: Teasing the Lord God: Nine Dance Erqi
"Let's go over there and eat." Seeing Ah Dou's mood immediately changed, Qian Youliang smiled, waved his hand, and the two flames floated to the side, and Ah Dou immediately ran with the two flames, ready to eat a big meal.
"Squeak!" Xiao Lan, who was in the arms of Qianyouliang, looked at Ah Dou who ran to eat the flame, as if she was disdainful of Ah Dou, a foodie, and resolutely forgot that she was also a foodie, and continued to sprinkle coquettishness in Qianyouliang's arms.
"Alright, Xiaolan, you can go play too." Being by Xiaolan and Ah Dou like this, the light and cool mood was much better, so he rubbed Xiaolan's head with a smile and put it down.
"You've finally calmed down." At this moment, a light voice sounded in the ears of the light and cool.
"Who is it?!" Hearing a sudden sound in his ears, his face changed suddenly, and the whole person got up from the bed and looked around, trying to find something that made the sound.
"Don't you know?" The voice continued to ring in the ears of the light and cool.
"It's you!" Hearing the light voice, Qianyouliang's face suddenly turned sideways, and then he looked in the direction of the main god's big egg, although Qianyouliang had already been mentally prepared when he learned from Li Hao that the main god might be wise, but now that he really knew that the main god was wise, he was inevitably surprised.
"That's right." The voice replied.
"What the hell are you?!" Qian Youliang walked up to the main god Big Egg and said, his expression was very solemn.
"Something? I'm not something, no, I'm something, and I'm not right. I am who I am. Hearing the words of the shallow and cool, the voice said in a tangled voice.
"You're the Lord God's Big Egg?" Qianyouliang looked at the main god big egg and said.
"What a big egg. It's a terrible name, but I have a name. My name is Nine Dancers! ”
“9527?” Hearing the words of the main god, Qian Youliang said with a puzzled expression.
"It's not 9527!! It's Nine Dance Erki!! Hearing that Qianyouliang mispronounced his name, 9527, it should be Jiuwu Erqi said excitedly.
"Have you always had wisdom?" Qianyouliang stared at Jiuwu Erqi and said.
"That's right, I had wisdom before you entered the Chaos Dimension." Nine Dance Erqi said affirmatively.
"Chaotic space? What is it. Hearing Jiuwu Erqi's words, Qian Youliang frowned and said.
"That is, the main god space in the mouths of you people, the real name of this space is the chaos space, the starting point of a qiē thing, but it will be changed to the main god space in order to cater to the people of your world, so that you can be familiar with the qiē here." Nine Dance Erqi said.
"Okay. Let me ask you a question, how many main gods are there in the chaotic space? Light Youliang took a deep breath, and then looked at Jiuwu Erqi sternly and asked.
"There are countless of them, we are a race, and we are not called the Lord God, you can call us a race of guides, our duty is to guide your growth, and each of them will manage one or more reincarnations. It's like I'm your guide. Nine Dancers replied.
"Race? Did each of you come from the ball of light? Hearing Jiuwu Erqi's words, Qian Youliang squinted his eyes and said.
"Of course not! How can we be an ugly ball of light, this is just something to connect!! Hearing Qian Youliang say that his appearance was a ball of light, Jiuwu Erqi said excitedly.
"So this ball of light is just a monitoring and teleportation?" Shallow Youliang immediately analyzed.
"So to speak. For the sake of great mercy, I will show you the dignity of this Queen! Jiuwu Erqi did not deny it, but said very arrogantly. Qian Youliang saw a dazzling light emitting from the main god's light ball, and then the light quickly disappeared. A tall figure appeared in front of the shallow cool.
"You're the Nine Dancers?" Looking at the person who suddenly appeared in front of him, Qianyouliang frowned and said. Because the person who appeared in front of him was a woman, and it was a big beauty, with a white face, big eyes flashing, a small nose and mouth, wearing a black and white dress, and a pair of black crystal high heels on her feet, a queen-like aura emanated from her body, making Qianyouliang lose his mind for a moment, but he soon sobered up.
"How? No! Isn't it sexist! Seeing Qianyouliang's frowning brows, Jiu Wu Erqi crossed her waist and said unhappily.
"No, I'm just curious why you're the way you are." Shallow Youliang shook his head and said.
"Is there anything wrong with that?" Hearing Qianyouliang's question, Jiuwu Erqi looked at herself and said.
"Well, why would you be human?" Shallow Youliang said.
"Well, I have to say that you people are really poor in knowledge, I really don't know why the Chaos God chose you people into the Chaos Space for cultivation." Jiuwu Erqi said sarcastically.
"Why, exactly?" For Jiu Wu Erqi's ridicule, Qian Youliang didn't feel angry, but still looked at Jiu Wu Erqi with a curious face and asked, because he knew that his strength would definitely not be the opponent of Jiu Wu Erqi in front of him, you must know that the person in front of him is the main god, no, it should be the guide, the strength will definitely not be weak, and it will definitely be as easy as killing himself to kill ants.
"Ahem, cough, so now the question is, which one is stronger in learning excavation technology?! No, no, I've seen a lot of advertisements during this time, and the question should be do you know how many humans you are talking about? Nine Dance Erqi looked at Qianyouliang and asked.
Looking at the neurotic Jiu Wu Erqi, Qian Youliang felt very speechless, not at all like the main god in his imagination, in the imagination of Qian Youliang, the main god should be a stern sù old-fashioned, full of majesty of the old man or middle-aged man, but the words in front of him are amazing, the whole deification of the god of Jiu Wu Erqi, no matter how you look at it, it doesn't look like the main god, more like a girl who hasn't grown up yet.
"I'm asking you a question, you dare to be in a daze!" Seeing that Asa Yuliang didn't answer his own question. Jiu Wu Erqi said angrily.
"The number of human beings, seven billion." Awakened by Nine Dance Erqi, Qianyouliang replied.
"Wrong, wrong, wrong. Miss by a mile! Let this queen tell you that the earth world you live in is nothing more than a plane formed by a small fragment of broken desolation. The human beings on the earth only account for a very small proportion of the world plane you are in, not even one ten-millionth, and all the human races in your plane together are only one billionth of the human race in the entire desolate world. Nine Dance Erqi said something that shocked Asa Youliang very much.
"What?! Are you saying that there are many more humans on Earth than I know?! Qianyouliang said with a shocked expression, if it is really like what Nine Dance Erqi said, then the number of human races is really very large.
"Nonsense, you must know that the Terran is one of the three major races in the Flood World, and my race is also a member of the Terran race." Nine Dance Erqi said cross-legged.
"The three races? What ethnicity is it? Asa Youliang squinted his eyes and asked, now he wants to know more about the truth of this world, because before he was just a little otaku who lived on the earth. The things we know are limited to the Internet and our own lives, and what the earth knows is only just the beginning, and it is impossible for a human being, who is only a very small proportion of time compared to the long history of the development of the universe, to explain a single part of the universe.
Just like the science of human beings on the earth, it is just the limited knowledge of human beings on the earth with several intuitive senses such as what they see, hear, and touch, and there are many so-called accurate sciences that will be overturned from time to time, such as the geocentric theory hundreds of years ago, when people thought that every qiē of the universe revolves around the earth, when someone put forward the heliocentric theory, it was immediately opposed by a large number of people, and later the geocentric theory was overthrown. And heliocentrism was quickly overturned, and some things that cannot be explained by science will be considered unscientific by most people until they are truly understood. This is a false answer to refute the fact that most people on the planet think that the science they know is infallible, but there are still many things that they cannot explain with science. When faced with these problems, many people will say that they have nothing to say.
"Demon Clan. The Terrans, and the Witches. Nine Dance Erqi said with a relaxed look on the bed. Two long legs like white lotus roots are swaying around.
"Aren't there races like the Machines and the Undead?" Hearing Jiu Wu Erqi's words, Qian Youliang frowned and said, he remembered that when he broke through the fifth stage of the genetic lock, many people of different races notified him to join their camp.
"Most of the races in your mouth are demon races, but they don't want to admit it, they are all races that take a long time to give birth to wisdom, for example, the so-called mechanical race is a race made by the human race that suddenly gives birth to a soul, which is a kind of demon race." Nine Dance Erqi explained.
"Alright, don't say any more about these questions, these questions are too far away for me, I just want to ask now, can you resurrect Akali? Since you are wise, there must be a way to resurrect Akali! Shallow Youliang took a deep breath and looked at Jiuwu Erqi and asked.
"Yes, it's very easy to resurrect a person, but I won't help you resurrect it, you have to die of this heart." Nine Dance Erqi replied quickly.
"Why?!" When he heard Nine Dancers say that he could resurrect Akali, a look of surprise appeared on his cool face, but after hearing Nine Dancers' last words, he immediately frowned.
"We Guides have rules, we don't just do what we want, resurrecting Akali is very easy for me, and I don't need to consume much energy at all, but I can't do this, otherwise the chaotic space would have been chaotic a long time ago, and I will be punished for doing so, otherwise I wouldn't be able to talk to you now." Nine Dance Erqi said, shaking her head.
"Provisions? What are the regulations? Who punishes you? The Chaos God in your mouth? Hearing Jiuwu Erqi's words, Qianyouliang frowned and asked-
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"Of course, it's our code of conduct, otherwise what do you think it is, we, the guides, are a group of part-time workers. There are many leaders above us who are more senior than us, so let me give you a good introduction to the world of Chaos Space. In the chaotic space, we guides are divided into three levels, and the levels are graded according to the people we guide. Those who do not have a gene lock in the fifth stage of reincarnation are first-level guides, and those who have a gene lock in the fifth stage of reincarnation above are second-level guides, in addition to these two levels of guides, there is also a third-level guide who manages us, the guides, they don't need to manage you reincarnation, they only need to manage us, and I am a second-level guide! And in the creation space above the chaotic space, there are also people from our guide clan, from the fourth-level guide to the seventh-level guide, the person above the seventh-level guide is the chaos god, that is, the chaos bead spirit in the mouth" Jiuwu Erqi said proudly.
"What exactly is the purpose of you facilitator ratings?" Qianyouliang asked suspiciously.
"A reward, of course. There are different rewards for different levels of Facilitators. Nine Dance Erqi said with a relaxed face.
"Rewards? Do you still need these things? Hearing Jiu Wu Erqi's words, Qian Youliang said with a look of surprise.
"Of course we need to, otherwise how do you think we live? I said that we are just a group of part-time workers, you know, I have to buy skin care products and clothes and jewelry, who will do this kind of tiring work without wages, I have to watch you guys all day long, you are a lone wanderer, you are only responsible for you, if it is an ordinary reincarnation team. I've been crazy to see more than a dozen reincarnators, and I know that crazy work will definitely make me wrinkle. Jiu Wu Erqi pouted and said, while narcissistically touching her face.
Hear the words of Nine Dance Erqi. Qianyouliang's head was covered with black lines, because as Jiuwu Erqi introduced the truth of this chaotic world, Qianyouliang found that his three views were becoming more and more broken.
"That's me, because I'm the fifth stage of the gene lock, and you're the second-level guide. Right? Shallow Youliang squinted his eyes and said.
"So to speak." Jiu Wu Erqi didn't hide it, and immediately nodded.
"In that case. Shouldn't you give me something good, like resurrecting Akali or something. Said with a cool smile.
"I'm not going to be that stupid. Although I have a big personality, I'm not stupid, so I won't be deceived by this guy like you, and I still want benefits? Help you resurrect Akali, the devil will help you! And didn't I give it to you early in the morning? Nine Dance Erqi said with a disdainful face.
"When did you help me?" Hearing Jiuwu Erqi's words, Qianyouliang asked suspiciously.
"I'm rubbing, you ungrateful guy, you actually forgot when I gave it to you!!" Seeing Qianyouliang's puzzled expression, Jiu Wu Erqi said with an unhappy face, if there are other people who still think that Qian Youliang has done something to Jiu Wu Erqi.
Seeing the unhappy Jiuwu Erqi, Qian Youliang still looked puzzled, he never seemed to have received any help in his memory, but he had been doing some failed and deadly mission.
"Hmph, damn fellow, kind-hearted Nine Dance Erki has a reminder for you, Hokage, did you think of that?" Seeing that Qianyouliang couldn't remember, Jiuwu Erqi said arrogantly.
"Naruto World?! Could it be?! Hearing Jiu Wu Erqi's words, his shallow and cool eyes widened suddenly, and it seemed that he had thought of something.
"Hmph, you ungrateful guy finally thought about it, do you really think that you can get so many rewards in the world of Naruto, is it really because of the imperfection of some main god that other people say? You think too much, Sao Nian, you must know that the matter of the Chaos Bead looking for the master has been stored before the birth of the earth plane where you are located, how can it be so easy to produce the so-called loophole after such a long time, and even if there is a loophole, we have special people to correct this loophole, the reason why you can get so many rewards in the Naruto world is because of the kindness of me, Jiu Wu Erqi used his authority to help you, You must know that there are rules and regulations on the permissions that each facilitator can use, and you can't use them more than once, now that you know this, shouldn't you thank me for my help to you? Nine Dance Erqi said with a smile on her face.
"In other words, the reason why I was able to fight that black light primordial virus was because of your relationship?" Shallow Youliang looked at Jiuwu Erqi and said.
"Of course, otherwise you really think why it is so cheap all of a sudden, this is one of the rights of those of us who are guides, we can change the price required for a huàn bloodline without violating the regulations, you know, it would be a waste of my many kickbacks." Nine Dance Erqi picked up Xiao Lan who had been looking at her curiously next to her and said.
"Rebates? What rebate? Hearing Jiuwu Erqi's words, Qianyouliang asked.
"I don't know if it's so simple, what a stupid person, the kickbacks I said are of course the kickbacks you know, every time you reincarnators spend reward points, horror movie side plots or mission proofs, we can all receive some rebates, these rebates are our wages, if you get less mission rewards in the mission world, then it means that our salary is less, and you get more mission rewards in the mission world, which means that we have more wages, so I also want to thank you guy, Because of you, I was able to buy a lot of high-end cosmetics! Let the death demon Lingling Baliu that guy envy me to death! Hey, hey, hey. Nine Dance Erqi smirked.
"In other words, as long as we reincarnators use rewards to exchange for huàn items, you can also get rewards?" Squinted his eyes and said, his eyes flashing with thought.
"That's right, that's right, as long as you redeem something, we can get a salary, if you die, your rewards will also disappear, this time you have obtained so many mission certificates, just hurry up and use them all, don't save it, it's useless to stay, and you can't add value to the bank like that, it's better to use him, I have a few good introductions to you, do you want to, for example, Ken Beat Chicken Deluxe Package, only need an A-level mission certificate, hurry up and use the mission certificate to stone me to death." Nine Dance Erqi said to the shallow cool persuasion. (To be continued......)