The First Event (Final)
Watching the white-haired yin arrows and the yellow paper ball turn into flames together, I asked my cousin, "Those hair-picking arrows are rampant, won't you take care of them?" You didn't say you could catch it. ”
My cousin was packing up his things, wiping the water bowl and putting it in his bag, and when he heard my words, he said with a smile: "Xiao Chenpi, you are still too young, if we collect all these things, who will give us food." And no one paid us to collect it, and there was usually no mage to collect it. The rampant ghost thing is troublesome, and it has to be collected by the rampant soldiers. ”
I still didn't feel comfortable and said, "If you leave it alone, sooner or later, someone will still be tricked." ”
My cousin raised his eyebrows, rubbed my head with a smile and said, "You are really honest, if someone in the neighborhood can find me a solution, this is another amount of money for me." Besides, rampant ghosts don't like to come into contact with people, they are all in the deep mountains and old forests, and all they will encounter are unlucky eggs. You can't let your cousin go on an adventure without any benefit. ”
My cousin has a point, and I can't let my cousin take risks because of my compassion, that's very wrong. It's just that I saw that little boy so miserable, and I didn't feel too much at the thought of someone else who would be like that.
My cousin hooked my head with his arm and rubbed my head and said, "Don't be unhappy, it's not like this every time you are hit by a yin arrow, these rampant ghosts are not powerful, but there are more of them, and the harm is not too great, it is better to say that it is extraordinarily fast." ”
After hearing this, I asked even more uneasily: "This is not great, but it is too powerful." Why is this thing so different? ”
My cousin explained, "Rampant ghosts are the same as people, there are differences between people, and rampant ghosts are like this. This time, the blowing arrow is rampant only for children, and not every yin arrow has created damage, that level of hitting adults, at most, people feel how the hand suddenly stings, how there is a white hair, just pull it out yourself. The more powerful the rampant ghosts, the less they like to get together, so the powerful ones are generally very small and don't shoot many arrows at once. But every place they shoot will be critical acupuncture points, such as the kneecap, tail vertebrae, lumbar bone, heart socket and neck. Maybe when you wake up from sleep, you can't move, and it hurts when you move. ”
I was so frightened that I asked my cousin, "That man can't move, isn't he crippled if he doesn't have a solution?" ”
My cousin said: "This is not those powerful rampant ghosts that can kill people, this kind of rampant ghosts are very ordinary, and they can only make people feel painful." ”
Speaking of this, my cousin suddenly looked left and right, and looked at Huang Dong's family preparing dinner, so he lowered his head and whispered in my ear: "Actually, this kind of thing can be relieved as long as it is violently knocked on the painful place, and generally in about a month, the body's self-defense ability can force the Yin Arrow out, and then the Yin Arrow will fall off by itself." ”
I smacked my tongue and glanced at Huang Dong's side to confirm that they didn't pay attention to us, and I also lowered my voice and said, "Cousin, I just said that you can do it without inviting you, and it will recover naturally anyway?" ”
My cousin continued to lower his voice and said: "Yes, but I can't be considered a cheater, it's like a cold and not taking medicine to make the body better, maybe there will be sequelae, or some pneumonia complications, and he will generally be shot to the place, so that he can get better, and he will become prone to inflammation." ”
After talking for a long time, I suddenly realized something and asked my cousin: "I have been talking about it for a long time, and I don't know what a rampant ghost is, and there seem to be many types." ”
My cousin said, "Powerful ghosts are very rampant, so they are called rampant ghosts, as literally as rampant powerful ghosts." Rampant ghosts are like people, different geographical environments and places of life will produce different rampant ghosts, there is a saying that there are three hundred and sixty-five rampant ghosts in the world, and each road is a different rampant ghost. The rampant ghost was subdued by others, and he signed an agreement to cooperate with others, which is the so-called lower altar soldiers and horses of the mage, and they became rampant soldiers. ”
I asked, like a curious baby, "Then how can I make the rampant ghost my own soldier?" ”
My cousin not only rubbed my head, but also pinched my face and said, "You will learn the spells of the Meishan School in the future, and you will also learn the Meishan rampant method, so when you naturally want to learn it, you will know." ”
"yes, I see. But why do you have to rub my head and face! I grumbled dissatisfied
The cousin said as a matter of course: "You are a baby from the city, your face and hair are more tender than the little girl, of course you want to knead it." ”
"Wow, you're a middle-aged pervert." I said with some trepidation
My cousin patted my head unhappily and said, "I treat you as my own child, you can ask your two brothers if they were raised by me like this when they were young." Later, they won't let me touch it when they reach your age, and I miss this feeling. ”
It is true that the relationship between my family and my cousin's family is better than that of my eldest uncle and second uncle's family, obviously I am a cousin, but I seem to be regarded as a nephew and my own son?
I asked, "Why does my cousin have such a good relationship with my family?" It's just cousins. ”
My cousin thought for a while and said, "Maybe I have a very good relationship with your father." ”
I replied, "I'm just curious to ask why you have such a good relationship with my dad." ”
The cousin recalled: "Maybe it's because your father is very sincere, when your father wanted to marry your mother, the two of them had the same surname, and those relatives in the family did not agree." Your father went to please his relatives, I saw a big man from other places, it was a little unbearable to please him, at that time, Mandarin here was not fully promoted, you have to know how difficult it is. I saw that he was sincere, so I tried to get in touch with him, and found that your father is a person who suits my appetite very much. I accompanied your father to persuade them, and I tried my best to match them. ”
When my cousin said this, he quipped, "Strictly speaking, you count me as half a child." ”
I didn't expect that there was such a past between my parents, and I had never heard them tell these emotional stories, and I didn't know the key to my cousin's involvement. But I still have to say, "I'm such a big person, it's not good for you to rub my head and pinch my face like this all day long." ”
The cousin snorted disdainfully and said, "How old are you, your long hair?" It's just a little kid who hasn't grown any hair. Don't talk nonsense, just take it honestly. ”
I had to resign myself to my fate, what a shit hobby this is, no wonder those two brothers went out to work.
Huang Dongjia came over at this time and said, "I have already asked my mother-in-law to cook." If there is anything the two masters want to eat, I can go and buy it. ”
The cousin said with a smile: "The owner doesn't need to be so polite, just make some coarse tea and light rice." As he spoke, he took out the sweet potato that had been poked a few times from his bag, handed it to the other side, and said, "Oh yes, take this and steam it with rice to make sweet potato rice." ”
Huang Dongjia said something, and was about to walk away, when his cousin asked: "Call Shaodongjia over, let's see how the legs are doing." As soon as my cousin said this, Huang Dongjia shouted twice, and Shaodongjia came over, and the yellow paper on his leg naturally fell off because it dried up, and the bruised place before was almost good, leaving only a little bit of green.
Huang Dongjia looked at it and praised: "The two masters are very skilled, and they are almost good." ”
Different from Huang Dongjia's praise, my cousin showed a dissatisfied look and said: "No, Xiao Chenpi, you practice for so long every day, why can't you completely cure them at one time, I can cure those bruises at one time." ”
I heard that I said with a disdainful expression, "Does my cousin want face?" How many years have you been in this business, I have been teaching for less than a year, and it will only be a month when I am full, and you let me compare with you. ”
After hearing this, my cousin directly gave me a Dikatu (dialect: the meaning of smashing with a light fist) and said, "People should be ashamed and then brave to know." ”
I touched my head aggrievedly, looking at this stinky and shameless person who had nothing to say.
At dinner, my cousin and Huang Dongjia had a very happy conversation, and Huang Dongjia took out a bottle of white turbid rice wine and poured it for his cousin to let him taste, and when he wanted to pour me a glass, my cousin stretched out his hand and said, "He is still young, and he is not good at drinking, don't give him a drink." ”
As soon as these words came out, Huang Dongjia and his wife were stunned for a moment, and Huang Dongjia asked, "Then how old is this little master?" ”
My cousin asked me, who was eating wholeheartedly, "How old are you, little tangerine peel?" I replied, "Fifteen years old, fourteen years old." ”
The Huang Dongjia couple were a little shocked when they heard this, which made me a little baffled, and my cousin leaned into my ear and said, "A country child is fourteen years old and has not grown to be as tall as you. Hearing this, I asked more smackedly: "The boys over there are almost so tall, and the short ones are more than 1.55 meters." ”
The cousin said, "How often do you eat meat?" I replied, "Every day, occasionally not, usually." ”
My cousin showed an indescribable expression: "I didn't expect the capitalist city to be so ugly, we usually eat meat during the New Year, eat fresh meat once a month, and usually eat bacon." ”
I was also a little stunned and said, "You and your godfather's family also eat fresh meat every day." ”
My cousin thought for a moment and said, "It's different, that old man's son is rich, and I don't have much money, and the meat I eat is bought with the money your father gave." ”
Huang Dongjia's wife suddenly said: "Why don't you study at the age of fourteen, what are you doing?" ”
This sudden question embarrassed me, and Huang Dongjia pushed his wife up, probably knowing that she embarrassed the scene.
My cousin answered, "He went to a nearby famous altar as a closed disciple, so he worked with the master. The cousin silently answered, relieving the awkward atmosphere.
The rest was a small talk during the meal, and after we were full of wine and food, Huang Dongjia drove us back to my cousin's house, and when we got out of the car, in addition to stuffing us with two red envelopes, he also took two large barrels of soybean oil to us.