chapter83 Steamed or braised
Just when the two of them were kissing hotly and were about to take the next step, an embarrassing cough came from the door, which made Lin Duxiao so frightened that he immediately pulled Lu Haoyan's hand out of his body.
The lettuce child had bear ears on his head, and he ran over and threw himself into Lu Haoyan's arms: "Dad, you and your mother kiss me behind my back." ”
There are many things to carry on your back, Lu Haoyan looked at the lettuce with a smile and a smile, and then kissed her on the cheek: "Oh, I'll give you one too." ”
Lu Haoyan's kiss was not enough, the lettuce child pouted and leaned the other side to Lin Duxiao and said, "Mom, kiss." ”
After Lin Duxiao finished kissing, lettuce pointed to the bear ears on the top of her head with satisfaction and said, "Dad, look at the bear ears that grandpa bought for me, I am a bear now!" ”
"I'm still male, I'm still female." As soon as Lu Haoyan finished speaking, he was knocked on the head, "Ouch, Dad, why are you beating me?" ”
"Aren't you abroad? Yes? Tell me why you're still here? ”
It turns out that the news was seen by the old man......
Seeing his father's eagerness to eat his eyes, Lu Haoyan said aggrievedly: "Then what is there to go, it was just polite words in the past, thank you for coming, it's boring, don't go." ”
Old man Lu saw his son's lazy appearance, and angrily pulled Lu Haoyan's ears: "Are you going?" ”
"Ah...... Ahh Lu Haoyan frowned and shouted, "I'll go, I can't go." ”
When Old Man Lu heard him go, he let go, and he could only use force to solve this stinky boy.
Lettuce looked at her red ears distressedly, and then gently touched it with her little fleshy paws: "Dad, does it hurt?" ”
"It hurts." Lu Haoyan looked at lettuce pitifully and said, "So Dad is in pain now, can you tell Grandpa to let him not let Dad go to work?" ”
As soon as Old Man Lu heard that this bear son had also brought up the rescuers, he slapped Lu Haoyan on the head angrily: "You quickly change my clothes!" ”
Lu Haoyan glanced at the lettuce and asked her to plead for mercy, but the lettuce obediently leaned into Lin Duxiao's arms and said, "Dad, you better go, grandpa said to take me to eat something delicious at night." ”
This little rabbit cub abandoned him like this because he ate it? That's too good for her to defect, right? This is the kind of person who immediately recruits with a gun point before that......
Lu Haoyan saw that the old man of his family was going to solve the problem with him by force, so he cried and said, "I can go!" But daughter-in-law, you have to get off my lap first! ”
Lin Duxiao realized that he had been sitting on Lu Haoyan's lap, and although he didn't want to move, he reluctantly got off Lu Haoyan's lap and sat back on the sofa.
Lu Haoyan originally wanted to rest for a while, but the dream of perfection was shattered so bloodily.
Old Man Lu picked up the lettuce and said, "Let's go, grandpa will take you to eat something delicious~"
"Why did you take her home with you to eat something delicious?"
"Just coming back and putting something on." Old Man Lu looked at the little princess of lettuce, and the more he looked at it, the more he liked it, "Did you say it~"
"That's right! Put something! Lettuce's eyes were almost gone, "Dad, you know what, I bought a lot of things at the zoo." ”
"What? Grandpa bought you an elephant or a tiger or a lion? ”
According to the character of the old man in his family, if he wants lettuce, the old man may really buy it for her, and whether he buys it or not is another matter, but he is willing to pay for it, it is absolute.
"It's not all at all!" Lettuce said, shaking her head.
"Just going to a zoo, what do you have to bring back? I can't really think of anything I can bring back from the zoo other than lions and leopards. Lu Haoyan looked at the door with a curious face, and found that there were really a lot of things they brought back, he stepped forward and looked at the mess pile on the ground, "What kind of thing is this, why do you buy so many dolls?" ”
"If she likes it, I'll buy it for her."
Lu Haoyan counted, and the old man also bought her four animal dolls: "Zhencheng, Dad, you will buy less of these dolls for her in the future, you take a look at her room, specially for the dolls to sleep, she has no place to sleep by herself, I can't buy another bed for these toys, right?" ”
"Isn't there a special toy room, wouldn't it be nice to put it there?"
Lu Haoyan tugged at the ears of the white rabbit, and before he could mention it, lettuce began to call: "Dad!" You tap! It hurts! ”
This little rabbit cub, why didn't she tell the old man to take a light touch when he was pulled out of his ears just now? It's just a little bit lighter than this broken rabbit.
"Dad, do you see, I'm like this, she's called like that, I'm going to throw these toys into the toy room for her, and she probably has to go to sleep in the toy room."
Old man Lu felt sorry for his granddaughter, so Lu Haoyan complained there: "Stinky boy, wouldn't it be nice if you bought a bed for her toys!" ”
"I haven't bought her a bed yet?" Lu Haoyan pointed to the lettuce room with an aggrieved face and said, "She now has two beds in the room, one for her to sleep and one for the doll, no matter how big the bed is, it is not enough to put so many things!" Look at one and ask for one! ”
"It's not normal for a little girl to like dolls." Old Man Lu looked at the lettuce with a smile and said, "Isn't it~"
"Right~"
"What is this, what is this?" Lu Haoyan asked, holding a blue long object.
Lettuce asked Old Man Lu to put her down, and ran to Lu Haoyan's side and said, "This is a bubble blower!" This is a polar bear! This is a hat for the sunshade! And this! ”
Lettuce picked up a spray and sprayed it on Lu Haoyan's white shirt, and in an instant there were many blue ink spots on the white shirt, and before Lu Haoyan could go crazy, the blue ink slowly disappeared by itself.
Lettuce happily pointed at Lu Haoyan and said, "Dad, big fool, I've been deceived!" ”
Looking at his own girl's happy appearance, Lu Haoyan was not angry or angry, he looked at a cage and asked blankly, "Why did you buy a cage and come back?" ”
"No, no, Daddy, look!" Lettuce squatted there and gently shook the cage, but a hamster head suddenly poked out of the cabin on the second floor of the cage, which startled Lu Haoyan.
"What the hell? Mouses? ”
Why do you buy a mouse and go home, there is a cat with beans at home, is it possible to prepare to fatten up for the beans?
"That's not right! It's a hamster! Lettuce corrected earnestly.
Lu Haoyan took a closer look, this was not one, the hamster who poked his head out first climbed down the slide, and then held the bread worm in the corner and ate it, and the other poked his head out to see that there was nothing outside, so he retracted and continued to sleep.
"Two ...... Two of them? ”
Lettuce nodded and said, "That's right! Two! Daddy, they're not so cute! ”
Lu Haoyan looked at this gray thing and really didn't think it was cute: "I bought it back for the beans to eat?" ”
"Bean...... Beans to eat? Lettuce looked at the beans not far away with a wary face, and then stepped forward to protect the cage and said, "Beans, beans can't be eaten!" ”
Lettuce has always thought that cats eat mice is a plot in cartoons, and Tom has never eaten Jerry, and now his father reminds him that lettuce has a lot more sense of crisis.
Watching the beans slowly come over, lettuce pointed at the beans and shouted fiercely: "Beans, you are not allowed to eat them!" If you eat them, I'll eat you! ”
"How do you eat beans, steamed or braised in beans?"
Lu Haoyan looked at the beans with a smile on his face, and the hairs of the beans stood up again, this shoveling officer is really ......
It's ligation again, it's eating him again, it's easy to be a cat!
Besides, he grew up eating cat food! Don't eat rats!!
Lu Haoyan looked at Doujiao's frightened look, smiled and said, "Have you named this mouse?" ”
"Daddy, it's a hamster!" Lettuce corrected again.
"Yes, yes, did you name this hamster?"
"Eun, take it!" Lettuce happily pointed to the one eating at the bottom and said, "This is called two cakes." ”
Two...... Cake......
"What about that?"
"That's called Sanjo!"
Well...... Three...... Strip......
What the is this name!
"Who got it?" Lu Haoyan looked at Lettuce with an expression that wanted to laugh and asked.
"Grandpa obtained."
Lu Haoyan looked at his old man and shouted, "Dad, have you started playing mahjong again recently?" ”
"Why are you asking me this?"
"What do you say? How can you give this broken name to a child's pet. ”
"Who says that children's pets can't be called that? Could it be that they are named Tuan Tuan Tuan Yuan? They are happy that the pandas are not happy. ”
Lin Duxiao held his head on the side and looked at the father and son who were arguing over there with a crying smile.
"Don't be a hamster, Haohao, if you don't clean up, the charity dinner will begin."
Lin Duxiao reminded him like this, Lu Haoyan remembered that there was such a thing, he stood up and said, "Okay, I'll go clean up, lettuce, don't eat too much with grandpa at night, when the time comes, I will be as uncomfortable as last time when I eat my stomach." ”
Lettuce flicked the hamster's fur with her hand and said, "I know! ”
After sending the two big Buddhas of lettuce and Lu Haoyan away, Lin Duxiao finally calmed down, and waited to see Lu Haoyan on TV later.
The beans may have smelled something terrible, and he followed it to the hamster cage.
"Beans, come here."
Lin Duxiao called him, but Beanjiao looked at the hamster that kept eating as if he had seen an alien species, and with such a wave of his paws, he thought it would scare the foodie, but Erbao slowly threw a bread worm outside the cage, and the beans jumped towards Lin Duxiao like fried hair.
"Wow, Bean, do you have any dignity as a cat? People look down on you and give you alms to eat......"
Lin Duxiao kept touching the trembling body of the beans, this is too cowardly!
Doujiao leaned his head aggrievedly in Lin Duxiao's arms and "meowed" and screamed, as if he had been greatly wronged, pitiful.
Lin Duxiao was afraid that the beans would eat the two cakes and three cakes at first, but now she dares to be kind, and it would be good if the two hamsters didn't scare the beans to death.