March 6th!

The weather is fine!

It was another beautiful day, on the green meadow, a group of psychopaths who yearned for freedom and pursued their dreams gathered in the meadow, some ran happily, some recited poems and books, and some talked to the trees and discussed nature.

Lin Fan and Old Man Zhang were lying side by side, pouting their buttocks, no one knew what they were doing, as if they were discussing some big secret.

"You see how amazing ants are, no matter how far they are from home, they will always remember their way home. ”

Old man Zhang pinched an ant that crawled to the door of the house and put it in the distance, and then saw that after the ant landed, the tentacles slid quickly, and crawled in the direction of home, and when he was about to reach the door, he was pinched by the old man Zhang and put it in the distance again.

Ant: Spicy man, you're going too far.

Lin Fan said calmly: "It's really amazing. ”

Old man Zhang smiled triumphantly: "This is what I found in my last research. ”

"I'm going to cultivate, see for yourself. Lin Fan said.

Old man Zhang asked, "Is it electrotherapy?"

"No, there is no way for me to satisfy the current in the socket, I want to practice qigong. Lin Fan thought that it was very powerful to get the qigong cultivation method in the dream realm, and he had to study it well.

Just like Old Man Zhang's study of acupuncture, he continued to make progress, and finally developed a half-step cosmic operation method.

"Lin Fan, I know that there is a place where electrotherapy is very powerful, do you want to know. ”

Old man Zhang looked around sneaky, and after making sure that there were no bad guys, he whispered that the two of them were already very obscene when they were lying there, and because of the obscene appearance when he spoke, it was even more obscene.

For caregivers, their main responsibility is to keep an eye on the patient, not to let them do something dangerous, or to prevent them from getting into a fight.

Mentally ill people fight fiercely, and the reasons are so strange that it is difficult for you to understand.

"Where?" Lin Fan asked curiously.

The socket is black, the current is not strong, it has no effect on him, many of the previous cultivation methods are useless, and I don't know what is going on, maybe this is the result of his successful cultivation.

Old man Zhang quietly pointed to the high-pressure box a hundred meters away on the right.

"That's it, I've seen it on TV, it's the strongest current, and if you want, I can cooperate with you and make sure you get what you want. ”

"But before that, I feel the need to give you a needle, my half-step cosmic operation method is very powerful. ”

Old man Zhang is bent on serving Lin Fan, no one believes that Lin Fan can cultivate, only he believes that he can pat his chest and promise, I am the one who believes in him the most.

"Good. ”

Lin Fan indifferently looked at the high-voltage box that was placed at a high altitude a hundred meters away, and really wanted to give it a try, the electric shock cultivation method was feasible, this was the conclusion he and Old Man Zhang had reached over the years, and it had become a reality and been verified in the recent period.

"But these bad guys won't let me get close. ”

There was a fire burning in his heart, and he hadn't noticed the high-pressure box before, after Old Man Zhang reminded him like this, he really wanted to give it a try, touch it, maybe it would really work.

"Trust me, I have a good idea. Old man Zhang patted Lin Fan on the shoulder, and said with a firm look in his eyes: "You are my friend, I will definitely help you with all my might, and when I come to lure them away, you can climb up when you have the chance, and let me give you a few stitches before this." ”

"Hmm. Lin Fan nodded.

He believes in Lao Zhang's acupuncture technique.

That's all scientifically verified, and the effect is very good, every time I am numb, dizzy, and very comfortable after waking up, others say that this will kill people, but he believes in Lao Zhang.

I'd love to talk to those people......

If you don't understand, don't talk nonsense.

Old man Zhang secretly looked at the nurse who was like a stone in the distance, and then carefully took out the silver needle box, pinched the silver needle with his fingers, and quickly and decisively applied the needle.

After a moment, Old Man Zhang scratched his head.

"What's wrong?" Lin Fan asked.

Old man Zhang pouted, "I can't find a place." ”

"Just get a stitch. Lin Fan said.

Old man Zhang shook his head, "No, you are my friend, I have to take it seriously, I can't just prick a needle, hey! I found it, I look at this position so uncomfortable, that's it." ”

As soon as the words fell.

The last stitch fell decisively.

"What does it feel?"

"It's numb. ”

"What else?"

"Sour. ”

"What else?"

"Dizzy. ”

"That's right, this is the effect of the half-step cosmic operation method, I feel that I have succeeded, the last shot that just fell is right, according to my research, the cells in your body are now activated, and they will provide you with super strength. ”

Old man Zhang showed a bright smile, he believed in Lin Fan's cultivation method, and Lin Fan also believed in his acupuncture.

It doesn't matter if anyone else doesn't believe it.

As long as my good friend believes in me.

Then, Old Man Zhang pulled out the silver needle that was tied to Lin Fan's body, carefully put it into the needle box, and then pointed to Lin Fan's crotch and said, "I suggest you give me this thing and let me keep it for you, otherwise it will definitely be snatched away by these bad people." ”

Lin Fan looked down at his crotch.

Ponder for a moment.

"You have a point. ”

He pulled open the crotch of his pants, took out the hidden knife, and solemnly handed it to Old Man Zhang, "You are my friend, I am relieved to leave it to you for safekeeping." ”

"Well, I'll protect it. Old man Zhang took the knife with both hands, then pulled open his crotch, put the knife in, and hissed...... It hurt a little, and he took out the knife again, "It's better to put it on your chest." ”

"Look at me. ”

Old man Zhang stood up and looked at the caregivers around him who were not moving, he walked towards a nurse with his hands crossed, came to the other party, and stared at each other.

The young male nurse's name was Sun Neng, and he had big eyes.

After graduating from university, he broke into the business world with an ambition, was deceived by his classmates, deceived by his girlfriend, deceived by his good friends, and went bankrupt, and returned to Yanhai City after being introduced by his family to become a nurse in Castle Peak Mental Hospital.

It's hard to become a caregiver.

First of all, you have to be in a good mental state, patient, sincere, and loving.

He thinks he can do that.

But......

Syllable!

Old man Zhang patted Sun Neng's head, and then stared at Sun Neng intently, the meaning is very clear, I'm provoking you, don't you have any ideas?

"You ......"

Sun Nenggang wanted to ask, but he shut up again, he thought of the content of the training, to be patient, to be caring, not to scold, to communicate well.

Syllable!

Old man Zhang slapped Sun Neng's head again, then squatted down and slapped Sun Neng's crotch.

"Ahh

Sun Neng covered his crotch with both hands, his face turned dry, and when he saw Old Man Zhang running away laughing, he hurriedly shouted.

"Catch him ......"

The surrounding nurses saw that Zhang Lao was crazy and hurriedly began to surround him.

Lin Fan saw that Old Man Zhang was being chased by a group of bad people, and he was moved to tears.

Lao Zhang, you are so good!

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