Chapter 720: It's Pretty Fun
Chapter 720 n Joyful
The story of the old skeleton Zaken is quite touching to the ears of a living person, but among the forsaken, his experience may be only the most inconspicuous one, and it is difficult for the forsaken to crawl out of the grave after falling down to experience a normal life journey again, and there is rarely bright sunshine and joy in their stories, the only consolation is that at least Zaken's story has ushered in a relatively happy ending - a happy ending for this undead who only hopes to protect his daughter and live with Nina. ,,.,,,,,s,h,,.β I'm happy with my life now," Zaken clicked his somewhat worn wrist and stroked it over the little zombie's head, "It's much better off than most dead people, and I've found a wife......
I expressed a moderate shock: I've heard the story of the dead wood growing old and coming to the red, but after I died, I didn't forget to find myself a mother-in-law, and I really saw it for the first time, and the life of the old skeleton Zaken after death was really colorful enough, not only found his daughter, but also found himself an old wife?!
"Basari is a very empathetic skeleton," Zaken scratched her skull a little embarrassedly, "and her back molars struck me deeply: because she had no front teeth. The elder Zaken felt that the most worthwhile things in life had been satisfied, a complete family and a job that made you feel fulfilled. Look, this is the sweater that Bashalie knitted for meβ"
Zaken said, suddenly showing off his cloak, 1 out of the "love sweater" he was wearing, I saw that each of his 22 half-ribs was covered with a sweater sleeve of just the right size, it seems that knitting a sweater for a skeleton is indeed a job that tests the spirit of innovation.
"I numbered every part of the sweater because each rib was a different size, and Basari was so ingenious, but it was a bit of a hassle to wear it. Recently, a more innovative sweater has become popular among skeletons, that is, ribs are used as skeletons, and the wool is woven directly between the bones, like a kite," the old skeleton muttered while applying lubrication to his wrists, "That's really a personal idea, but it's very troublesome to take off after weaving it, sometimes I envy and hate, they only need to grow mushrooms on their bodies to use as clothes." β
I'm very pleased with Zaken's description of the Forsaken's new life full of alternative joys, and sincerely wish them more joy in the long journey ahead, but considering that I and I still have to eat at noon, we won't continue to listen: this chattering old skeleton is about to start talking about the recent popularity of pineapple-flavored preservatives in zombies.
"As we said before, the Forsaken should become a new race, just like the living, they have their own culture and way of life," I said to Shallow on the way out of the Undead Zone, "Now it seems that the greatest change in the great merger of the whole world should be this group of happy dead." β
Shallow and deep thought, while turning his head to look at the alternative father and daughter, old Zaken is leading his zombie daughter back to the earth slowly, if you don't consider their current state and the corpses around you, this is indeed a very happy scene.
I don't have a purposeful route with Qianqian, we are just walking aimlessly through the assembly hall in the new ideas that this girl may have at any time, time is quietly passing in this kind of leisure travel, I don't know what the road is for, although the surrounding is noisy, but looking at the bright smile of the happy girl next to me, I feel a kind of spontaneous quiet: compared to the vigorous expedition of the world, sure enough, the life of shopping with my girlfriend at home is still a little more interesting.
"Ah Jun, is there something on someone's face?" Shallow noticed the sight next to her, and immediately swallowed the mutton skewers in her mouth three times and divided them by two, stretched out her hand to wipe the corners of her mouth, and I smiled helplessly at her: "I didn't have it just now, but now my face is all over it." β
"Hehe," Shallow understood, stretched out his tongue on the corner of his mouth, but now the length is not enough, "Alas, I really envy the prosperity next door when I was a child, it can be." β
Once again, I was defeated by the shallow view of the world.
In the afternoon, we met Hakurei Reimu, who led a group of lively Gensokyo monsters out to participate in the festival celebration, she seems to have completely forgotten her identity as a chengguan here, and instead took the job of being a tour guide as a special job, and when I approached from behind, this red and white undisciplined gym was explaining the precautions of living in the studio to a group of monsters wearing Little Red Riding Hood in front of her.
"Ahem, since you have decided to live in Avalon, you will definitely come to the studio often, and some precautions for living here should be kept in mind," Reimu waved the small red flag in his hand and shouted, "First, you can't fly at an altitude of more than five thousand meters in the sky, because there are magical girls in the studio, which is a dangerous creature that can cruise at Mach 35 at a high altitude, and it is easy to be knocked down by magical girls if you fly at an altitude of five thousand meters." Second, you can't set up a stall two hundred meters around heaven, there is a profound lesson! And related to the fact that you can't scribble at the gate of heaven, you can't throw cannons into the communication room in front of the goddess's door, you can't pass by the temple door with a net to catch dragonflies, and if the wild goddess is there, you must send it to the lost and found center in time, otherwise the goddess will bite you. Third, if there are people who violently destroy the vending machines on the street, please pay attention to analyze the situation, if it is kicked with a foot, it is the emperor and his sister who want to buy something, please pretend not to see it, if it is cut with a knife, it is a Vega thirsty, please do not watch for a long time, in addition, please contact the urban management or neighborhood committee, do not do justice yourself, there is a sixty or seventy percent chance that you ordinary monsters will not be able to beat Uncle Zhang, who sells newspapers here. Fourth, the Imperial Academy is the only department directly under the jurisdiction of the empire that is open to the outside world, you can go in and visit, but never agree to the so-called 'social practice volunteer' activities recommended to you by any of the clubs inside! Especially if the name sounds normal, the more normal the club, the more dangerous it is! Especially that paranormal research club and biology department! Fifth, and most importantly, please follow me: Chengguan is the most combative ...... in the world The black-hearted boss who owes the wages of migrant workers deserves to be kicked to death by a hundred horses......"
No one responded, strictly speaking, no one was looking at her when Hakuri Reimu was halfway through, all eyes were focused on the back of this undisciplined man, only Hongbai himself still looked like he was feeling good.
"Huh? What's wrong with you guys? Reimu, who didn't know what was coming, asked in distress, and the big bow at the back of her head made her last hope of seeing her boss be ruined.
In the end, Marisa couldn't look at it, and stretched out her finger to the back of Reimu: "Reimu, back." β
I put two choices in front of the undisciplined girl with a face of the end of the world: either I will be knifed, or I will deduct this month's bonus, and the other party's attitude is very firm: "You kill me!" β
Bidding farewell to a group of happy monsters and a 1 armpit witch with a full head, the Imperial Yuan and his wife continued to wander back to the gathering hall with the celebratory atmosphere of the last day of the carnival, time passed little by little, and even the most joyful things always came to an end: the leisurely day passed like this, and I finally enjoyed the good life that I had not seen for a long time, although there were still countless jobs waiting for me to toss after the end of the Carnival, at least I had a good day.
As the night gradually fell, the stages of the assembly hall were also dismantled one by one, and most of the visitors around me had a feeling of reluctance, but at the banquet that was scattered all over the world, I pulled the shallow sit on the benches at the edge of the totem area, looking at the sunset that had been hanging on the horizon for more than an hour, and my heart was full of emotion.
"Shallow ......"
"Say."
"Although you don't want it to end so early, it's almost dark, right?"
"Oh......"
The artificial sun, which had been tossed for an hour, had finally set down, and our Queen of Time had let it go. Every time I encounter something that I don't want to end early, I come to such a hand, and the mass production hosts who are responsible for daily system maintenance in the studio are really hard.
At this moment, the sound of footsteps sounded from the side, and I turned my head to meet a black shadow rushing towards me, and the amazing reflexes tempered by practicing various grappling fights with the snow girl for many years exploded smoothly at this moment, and subconsciously I reached out to block, and the black shadow "swooped" out of the way - but I reacted in less than a millisecond, and rushed over with the shadow, and then failed to recover this regrettable mistake after all. Finally, we returned to the bench with a tooth mark on my head, the mercury lamp sitting on my shoulder, and the little mouth still tirelessly gnawed at my father's head.
"I'll let you drop me, I'll let you drop me!"
The little princess bit her scalp in her mouth and crunched, and muttered vaguely.
"As soon as I saw that the sun never set, I guessed that I was mischievous again," my sister walked over with a smile, followed by a large group of people in the family, "I didn't expect it to end so soon, it's a bit of a pity." β
"I wanted to call you at home, but I didn't expect them to come," I put a steel helmet on my head, and the mercury lamp immediately crackled with my fist, and I could only clamp this awkward little guy in my armpit, "Anvina? Even you came out? β
"Because...... Because it is the last day of the festival, the host will definitely come out of us," the little ghost hid in the crowd, looking at the dense flow of people in the assembly hall with trepidation, "Mistress Sandora said that there is a fireworks show tonight, and Avena likes fireworks!" β
Qianqian immediately shouted: "Fireworks party!?" How do I not know the way? β
"You've delayed it for more than an hour." I glanced at the other party, "Because considering that the fireworks show is a popular way to celebrate in many worlds, it is scheduled to set off fireworks after sunset, but now the control department should still be busy checking the watch for the host, why are you always not light or heavy!" β
The girl, whose favorite fireworks since childhood was postponed for more than an hour because of her rash actions, suddenly hung her head in frustration, but after only a moment of loss, she patted her head: "Isn't it just postponed for an hour!" Look at me! β
"Don't-" As soon as I could speak, I saw that the sky instantly changed from the dark blue of the sunset to a thick night, and the shout came from the spiritual connection: "Daddy! Can't you let the shallow rest? I've just had a good watch here! You have to set off fireworks according to the order, and it's not good if it's not dark! β
Under the shallow toss, the fireworks show that was about to start was postponed for a while, and the mother nest of the studio had to hurriedly correct the parameter chaos caused by the abnormal time distortion, and the visitors from all realms who were waiting for the evening program were very sleepy about the convulsions in the sky - because the simple guy was just changing the time flow of the artificial canopy, but forcibly cut the time connection between the canopy and the ground, such chaotic behavior not only made the poor need to add a large number of calculations to buffer all kinds of errors, It also puzzled the onlookers below who did not know the truth, and everyone speculated whether the recent policy of power rationing and energy conservation and emission reduction caused the empire to be nervous: you see, without even a little warning, it jumped directly from dusk to night and then from night to night.
But when the first fireworks suddenly pierced the night sky and bloomed into a brilliant field above everyone's heads, no one cared about the dialectical relationship between the setting sun and the power rationing. The long-awaited fireworks show is a sign of the end of the carnival, but it is also the last one of the whole celebrations, no matter which world of visitors are gathered together at this time, to participate in the last link, the venue is crowded, wearing folk costumes of various worlds, and the appearance is also a strange world of visitors at the same time looking up at the brilliant brilliance of the sky, out of the waves like endless cheers.
Even the citizens of the Hongshi Realm who had seen fireworks in their own world were amazed by the magnificent fireworks in front of them, and this "primitive form of entertainment" was slightly improved by several Xiling technicians who were interested in the earth's native culture, making them even more incredible, only to see the giant fireworks that rose into the sky not only turned into brilliant flower shapes in the sound of an explosion, but some could even be turned into lifelike three-dimensional pictures and lines of clear text.
Many of the drawings were symbols of some of the world's worlds, they were randomly selected lucky ones, and the words were phrases we had collected from every visitor to the carnival, which had also been randomly selected to make giant fireworks, and when the line "Bless my sister Fanny" burst into the sky, I heard a cry of surprise not far away.
In the past, when the volunteers asked each tourist to enter a line of phrases on their identification card, they did not tell the tourists what these phrases would be used for, so now this has become a huge surprise, a line full of words full of blessings burned in the sky, causing a series of cheers and shouts of surprise, everyone hopes that they can be lucky to be selected, and the selected guy is excited to shout, to the end of the organizing committee even has to send a large number of medical staff around to do cardiopulmonary resuscitation, The sales of the cinema pill hit an all-time high tonight.
The deafening cheers echoed around him, pushing the atmosphere of the fireworks party to the most **, people hugged each other, blessed each other, and met each other again at the second carnival five years later, and warmly invited other friends from the world to come to their own world as guests, they enthusiastically exchanged their addresses and zip codes, exchanged mobile phones and management numbers with each other and promised to contact each other online in the future. This group of uncles and aunts began to comment on the fireworks set off in the sky, and quickly selected various awards such as "the most creative message", "the most ordinary message", "the most cheating message", "the most unlucky message", the most creative message is "this message reply is visible", the most ordinary message is "I like leek eggs", the most pit dad message is "It is said that there is no word limit in this input field, I don't know if the road is true", the most unlucky message is "Marriage: 1371352"ββ This grandson didn't let his wife beat him to death.
Of course, as the fireworks show continues, these message awards are constantly being refreshed, and it is indeed a wise move to conduct an essay call without prior notice, which has brought indescribable joy to the masses, especially after an unlucky child typed out his bank card account password......
Pandora and Viska were preparing their own small fireworks in the open space next to them: they lined up more than 200 individual cannons on the ground in two rows, and were enthusiastically preparing to detonate, but of course, they were successfully stopped.
Anvena looked excitedly at the light in the sky, and after a while, she simply rose into the air, as if she was going to embrace the splendor - but as soon as they flew together, the second kick thrown by the five more glasses not far away was knocked down.
The mercury lamp didn't know who came from the road to get three "big thunders", two of which exploded in my head, and the remaining little puppet said that he didn't dare to let go, and gave it to Sandora to eat.
Xiao Delu went for a walk, and when he came back, he actually had a smoking thunderbolt in his hand - this one exploded in my hand.
Cui Xingshi and several other puppet girls worked together to resist a giant fireworks that were three meters long and weighed hundreds of pounds, presumably something snatched from the goblin area not far away, and the naughty and funny Cui Xingshi ordered the fireworks to be placed upside down, and sat on top of the fireworks, trying to see if they could shoot themselves out of the curl, but the ignorant puppet's actions were stopped by me, but at this time the young berries had already ignited: the rushing flames bombarded me in the face, and then the fireworks rushed out of the pyrell and blew up the patrolling CΓΊ Chulainn.
At first, she was just shouting happily, but soon she proposed to use anti-aircraft artillery to shoot a "starry sky" into the sky to see if she could see it on the ground, because of this girl's god-like mobility, even her sister didn't have time to stop her. Later, we used anti-aircraft guns to shoot out the starry sky and it was really difficult to see clearly on the ground, but Raven 1, who happened to be patrolling above, observed the fireworks up close, and she thought that the fireworks were a painful thing, especially when they were hit by anti-aircraft guns.
Lin Xue kept chattering beside me, telling me every ten seconds in advance what the next fireworks that were supposed to be a surprise would be, and my sister had to put a big silence spell on her with tape.
Sandora said that she was very satisfied with the entertainment products of human Ming's "fireworks", especially their taste - the image of this girl chewing half of a "fire-breathing dragon" in her mouth and constantly smoking is very impressive, and it should be emphasized here that the big fire-breathing fire was bitten and ignited by Sandora, and finally sprayed me in the face.
It was in this joyous atmosphere that the carnival ended, and I was unable to attend the closing ceremony because of the shame of my head - the only thing to be happy about after being bombarded by the joyous maidens...... r