Tires

When I arrived at the bus station on a motorcycle with two blacks, I saw two young men pushing a motorcycle and looking at the place.

When Erhei saw them, he asked me and my godmaster to wait in place, he pushed the cart and said something, handed them a few cigarettes to light them, and then they rode away on Erhei's motorcycle?

Erhei came back again, as if nothing had happened, I hesitated for a moment, but still asked, "Erhei, your motorcycle was ridden away." ”

Erhei smiled and said, "Oh, that's it, it was originally his motorcycle, I borrowed it from him." ”

I nodded and didn't speak again, Erhei said a few words to the godfather, and went to buy three tickets, and we waited together in the waiting room for a while, and then got into the car.

After getting into the car, after a while, my motion sickness was committed again, some dizziness and nausea, Erhei saw it and handed me a betel nut and said, "It can cure motion sickness." ”

I usually feel nauseous and chest tightness when I eat this thing, and I can't vomit to death now. I declined Erhei's kindness.

Seeing that I refused, Erhei said a little anxiously: "The betel nut really relieves motion sickness, I don't lie to you." ”

The godfather interjected at this time and said: "Erhei is kind, you can try it, and if it's a big deal, it will spit on our legs, right, Erhei?" ”

Erhei nodded and said, "I promise it's okay, if you don't believe it, how about you just spit on my face." ”

Since the godfather has been persuaded, and Erhei has such an expression of ヽ ('Π΄ ́)γƒŽ, I don't think it's easy to refuse, otherwise I may get along awkwardly in the future, and I put the betel nut in my mouth as soon as I gritted my teeth and stomped my feet

The juice of betel nut in my mouth was chewed out and flowed into my tongue, and my taste buds were filled with a slightly sweet taste, and I felt a breath of qi slowly flowing into my brain and slowly gathering in my chest. I secretly said that it was not good, this was the feeling I had before, and it made me want to vomit.

But after a while, I felt refreshed, and the symptoms of motion sickness and headache slowly disappeared. Turning my head to look over, Erhei and Ganye were looking at me with a smile, and then Erhei suddenly asked me, "How do you feel?" I was silent for a moment, looked up and smiled and said, "That's cool." Immediately, there was an air of joy between the two.

In this way, I avoided the difficulty of motion sickness, and happily came to Hunan from Hubei to Xiangdi, because it was the junction of two provinces, so it didn't take much effort to cross a province

After getting out of the car, I wanted to find Erhei to ask for a betel nut, Erhei smiled, and took out one from his bag and handed it over, at this time the godfather suddenly inserted to stop it, first hit me on the head, and reminded me: "Betel nut is such a thing, if you don't eat it when you get motion sickness, you will vomit, and it will be addictive, and it is not good for your health." After speaking, he turned his head to look at Erhei, took the betel nut in his hand, put it in his pocket and said, "You too, don't give it to him anymore, and eat less for yourself." ”

Erhei and I looked at each other awkwardly, shrugged helplessly at each other, and didn't dare to confront the godfather.

I took a rickshaw from outside the station, and after a while stopped in front of a strange building. Probably because no normal person would build like thisβ€”β€”β€”β€” there are two doors downstairs, the door on the left is larger, and there is an electric light, the light is bright, it can be seen that it is a small store. The door on the right has no electric light, but it is not pitch black, because there are two candles flickering in the darkness, and the statue of the Stove King can be faintly seen from the candlelight. This strange combination shocked me, a child who had no knowledge.

The godfather lowered his head and said to me: "This is a private temple, which is different from me and your cousin's guy." My temple was built according to the layout of a regular temple, and your cousin just built an altar in his house. And this kind of temple is called a private temple, a small temple built privately, not according to any specifications, nor under any sect. ”

After talking to me, the godfather shouted at the inside again: "I'm coming!" ”

An old voice came from inside in response: "Slow ha, slow haha (wait a minute, wait a minute)"

The godfather said to me helplessly: "Then let's wait for him." ”

After a few minutes, the godfather yelled impatiently, "Okay? Well, a snail-blooded Xiang Gong (swearing words are not translated), is doing Mo (what are you doing)? ”

"Okay, okay, haha." An old man in his sixties, with gray temples, smiled and said, "I'm going to squat." ”

After speaking, he looked at me again, pointed at me and asked the godmaster, "Where did you get this?" (Who is this kid?) What's going on? )”

The godfather replied to him: "If you are a new grandson, I will come to the south and speak Mandarin." En's also speaks Mandarin (this is my newly recognized grandson, from the south, he speaks Mandarin, and it's better for you to speak Mandarin)"

The old man looked at me and said, "Well, what's this guy's called?" (What's your child's name?) )”

I was stunned for a moment, and I replied, "Chen Er." (Chen Yu)"

After hearing this, he turned his head and said to the godfather, "Ear, this boy can work (this child can speak in tongues)"

The godfather said impatiently to him: "He will say his name, and if you want to speak Mandarin, you can say it, my mother sells it (swearing words are not translated)." ”

He sighed and said, "You Biao Zi Woman, I'm afraid of you." He continued to say to me: "My Mandarin is not good, old man, you can just speak it casually." My surname is Luo, so you can just call me Luo (honorific title for grandparents) with Erhei. ”

"Oh, okay Lot." To be honest, I also have some confusion now, just came here, these two old people swear each other, it really makes me a little afraid, after all, I have lived in an environment where few people swear since I was a child, and today is the first time I have encountered this situation.

Luo Dai asked us again, "Have you eaten?" ”

My godfather said, "I came here at five o'clock in the afternoon, where can I have time to eat." ”

Luo Dai said: "It just so happened that I made a handful of meat (pork) to make soup, let's go drink it together." ”

At the dinner table, the godfather took a sip of the soup bowl with one hand, rubbed the index finger, middle finger and thumb of the other hand, and said with a wicked smile on his face: "What is a big deal to make money, I specially asked Erhei to call me over." ”

Luo Yi smiled and rubbed his hands, gestured and said, "This digit is guaranteed that you are satisfied." Someone had a miscarriage. ”

The smile on the godfather's face suddenly stiffened a little and said, "You can also do such a trivial thing as taking a tire." And you're collecting too high, such a black-hearted one. ”

Luo Yi smiled and said, "Eh, am I the kind of person who doesn't know the rules?" It was a little girl who had lost her baby, and she had been gone for four months. ”

After hearing this, the godfather said with a somewhat gloomy face: "Four months? The child is gone, so I have to be treated, and someone nearby will burn the fetus, maybe it will kill someone. ”

I couldn't understand what they were saying, so I could only silently drink the soup and eat the meat, and look at them without saying a word.

The godfather suddenly looked at me, and I suddenly looked at the godfather, and the two were relatively speechless for a few seconds, and the godfather spoke: "Don't you understand what we are talking about?" ”

I nodded, and the godfather said with a smile: "I thought you were dumb, as usual, just ask if you don't understand, Luo Tai is not an outsider." Luo Dai also responded to the side and said: "Yes, yes, if you don't understand, just ask us directly." ”

I was so moved that I asked directly, "What is a tire?" The two of them explained to me:

Abortion refers to the fact that the soul of a person accidentally enters the fetus in the womb of a four-eyed woman (a pregnant person), or into an animal fetus, and one of the prerequisites for this is to hit the disk.

Bumping refers to hitting the natal chart, that is, the fetus in the womb is extremely similar to the natal chart of the person who walks the fetus.

Generally speaking, it is the four-eyed woman who accidentally steps on the shadow of the fetus, and then the life chart of the fetus is very similar to that of the fetus, so she makes a mistake and the soul enters the fetus.

The solution to the problem of fetal abortion is to burn the fetus, generally in Hunan and Hubei area, the fetal burning method will lead to the miscarriage of the child in the womb of the pregnant woman, and the fetal walking that the godfather learned is Gandi, and the process is somewhat different, so the woman will not be allowed to miscarry.

The godfather asked Luo Dai, "How serious is that?" ”

Luo Xi sighed and said, "It's better for you to go and see it yourself tomorrow morning, anyway, it's quite a drop of evil (quite pitiful)." ”

After that, the two talked for a while, and pulled me to play mahjong together, yes, mahjong.

At about ten o'clock, Luo Dai asked Erhei to take us to the guest room to sleep, and when we walked to the backyard, there was a big black dog in it that suddenly stood up and stared at me.

I didn't dare to move, the dog didn't bark or show any anger, but just stared at me, without a trace of emotion in his eyes, calm as water. But because of this, it just makes people feel scared, as if if I am going to do something, and the next second he will kill me.

Not to be outdone, I glared back at the big black dog, because I felt that if I showed weakness, he would move, and every second that passed was so long.

At this time, the godfather suddenly said: "Da Hei, this is my grandson, do you know it?" Erhei, pull your brother away and scare my grandson. ”

After hearing this, Erhei walked in front of me and said to the big black dog: "Brother, let's go, I'm scared, Brother Erzi is a good person, don't scare him next time." After saying that, he took the big black dog, or his brother, and walked to another place.

I watched Erhei lead his brother away, and immediately asked the godmaster, "That's Erhei's brother?" ”

The godfather nodded and said, "Yes, Da Hei is Erhei's brother, you should know it by looking at the name." ”

This incident shocked me so much, my brain seemed to have experienced a cosmic atomic explosion, and there were many possibilities, and I asked the godmaster incoherently: "Erhei is a dog demon?" ”

After hearing this, the godmaster was stunned for a moment, and then suddenly laughed: "You are so funny, Da Hei is Erhei's godbrother." Because Erhei was born prematurely, his body is weak, his family is afraid that he will not be able to live, I hope he can grow up well, it happens that Dahei was born at the same time as him, and it was a litter that only gave birth to one such dog - there is a saying here, a litter of cats and dogs is very powerful, it is a civet dog. So he gave Erhei the nickname Erhei, and let Dahei be his brother and bless him. In this way, eighteen years of age passed, Erhei became an adult, and his brother was fine. ”

After listening to the explanation of the godfather, I was red-eared, what a shameful thing I just said, it is simply black history, ten years later, when I think of this, I will want to slap myself.

Erhei came back and said to me, "I apologize to you, my brother is just a little cautious, I hope you get along with him." ”

When I saw Erhei, I remembered what I said just now, and the whole person was so frightened that he spoke in tongues: "If you want to get (good, good), I'm going to sleep." ”

Erhei smiled heartily and said, "Then let's go, hey, what have you been laughing at?" ”

The godfather smiled on the side, his tears were about to fall, and he replied, "It's okay, I just think the ears are a little cute, let's go." ”

Erhei scratched his head for some reason, and without asking in detail, he took me and my godfather to the guest room to sleep.