Chapter 029: Who the Fuck Is Fucking Lao Tzu?
"Beauty, do you need a strong arm and a warm and broad chest!" In the "Dream Journey" bar, Chen Changhao dragged his head with one hand, turned sideways with his eyes shining, and blew indiscriminately to the two female soldiers who were sipping cocktails and had hot bodies on the side: "Brother, I once single-handedly overturned most of the Thunder Squad!" What do you think? Awesome, right? ”
"You're the superpower fart?" After listening to Chen Changhao's coaxing words, one of the big-eyed female soldiers tilted her head curiously and asked.
"Uh......" Chen Changhao was suddenly thundered and starry, but he didn't expect Haoyi's "hero nickname" to even know these female soldiers, and he twitched the corners of his mouth before saying: "No! ”
"Cut, what are you boasting about how good you are?" The female soldier glanced at Chen Changhao with disdain when she heard this, and the two of them twisted the thin waist of the water snake and stood up and left the bar with two elastic "meatballs".
"Hey, beauty, no! Although I'm not as wise as our boss, I've managed to defeat three or four Thunder Squad members! Chen Changhao was stunned, and hurriedly got up and chased after him like a haba, while hurriedly changing his words.
In addition to this shameless guy, Hu Erpang's foodie also had a hot fight with the barmaid who was plump enough to fit two Haoyi (these hostesses were all temporarily hired female soldiers), and the three of Pete were also circling around the two petite and lovely female regiments. This group of people is left with Hao Yi alone with a cup in his hand, uh, Erguotou (well, that's right, it's Erguotou), sitting in front of the bar, turning his head mechanically, scanning the female soldiers walking back and forth in the bar, constantly keeping his mouth open, and from time to time he issued a headless exclamation: "Tsk, this waist is thin!" Wow, this is a twisted ass......"
All in all, these guys with strong blood have been confused by the somewhat chaotic atmosphere of the bar. And at this moment, Hao Yi, who was counting the beauties, suddenly looked stunned, as if he had discovered a new continent, and his pupils instantly dilated twice.
Following his straight eyes, he saw three beautiful female soldiers who were dressed very plainly, but did not affect their stunning appearance at the slightest at the door of the bar. The three female soldiers all wore grass green tight-fitting military shirts, knee-length skirts and hems revealing three pairs of fair and slender legs, and three red berets were worn on the epaulettes of the military uniform, setting off three delicate and lovely faces, fresh and refined but not too delicate. Especially the female soldier in the lead, although the light in the bar was dim, her big watery eyes flashed seductively like a morning star in the dark night, and on a soft melon seed face, her facial features were well-proportioned as if they had been specially carved by God. Of course, her extremely streamlined S-shaped figure will also make countless male soldiers suffer nosebleeds.
It's just that what stunned Hao Yi was not only the fairy-like beauty of these three female soldiers, but the beautiful and moving flower appearance of the female soldier in the lead, which made Hao Yi vaguely feel a sense of déjà vu. When his eyes fell on the red beret hanging from the female soldier's epaulettes, Haoyi's brain felt as if it had been shocked, and then the scene on the ice field that morning appeared.
"Female ghosts? I'm X, it turned out to be her! Hao Yi was stunned, stood up abruptly from the bar stool, and was so frightened that a waitress who happened to pass by him stroked her breasts again and again, and glared at Hao Yi with complaining eyes. However, Haoyi didn't have the heart to comprehend the hostess who was discharging himself at the moment, holding the cup of Erguotou, hurriedly burrowed into the crowd, and squeezed towards the door of the bar.
Although the music in the bar and all kinds of "ghost crying wolf howls" are deafening, for some reason, when these three beautiful female soldiers appeared at the door, the boiling atmosphere of the whole bar seemed to be stagnant, as if they carried a kind of bone-chilling cold that can solidify the volcanic lava, instantly freezing the heat in the bar.
I don't know if it was intentional or unintentional by the bar DJ or just a coincidence, the music that filled the suffocating bar space was suddenly replaced by a slow-tempo and soft music, and the female soldiers who were dancing hot on the circular stage disappeared abruptly. The male and female soldiers, who were frantically venting their excessive energy in their bodies, seemed to have been poured a basin of cold water on their heads, and one by one they stopped their movements in confusion and looked at each other, not knowing what was happening.
"Look, beauty!" In the darkness, I don't know which sharp-eyed and loud male soldier pointed at the door and screamed as if he had been kicked in the ball. The next moment, countless hot eyes quickly covered out, and the three beautiful ghosts who seemed to be hovering and hesitating at the door. In the soft music, there was a faint sound of a series of eyeballs and saliva falling to the ground.
Of course, there is also the painful wail of the man who is covered in this cloth. It was the screams of a male soldier with a female companion who was "raided" on a certain part of his body.
"Captain, I think we'd better go! It's not fun! In the face of this extremely strange atmosphere in front of her, a beautiful ghost with a slightly thin figure following the leading female soldier, with a pink pretty face slightly flushed, lowered her eyes and pulled the corner of the female soldier's clothes in front of her, and said weakly.
"Alright, let's go!" The female soldier who was called the captain felt the countless "hungry wolf" eyes that "shone" on her body, raised her eyebrows in disgust, glanced coldly at the people in the bar, her delicate nose wrinkled slightly, and she snorted coldly and waved her hand to her two subordinates.
Hao Yi, who was squeezing towards the door with a second pot head, saw the three female soldiers turn around to leave from a distance, and couldn't help but be anxious, casually put the wine glass in his hand into a big beer glass next to him, and used his free hands to tear open the human wall that had become impermeable, and gritted his teeth and drilled forward. The owner of the big beer mug was a sturdy male soldier who was two meters tall, but this guy was staring at the female soldier at the door with stars in his eyes and a smile on the corner of his mouth, and he didn't notice what was in the beer mug in his hand.
Those three fairy-like female soldiers were none other than the three female ghosts who saved the lives of Hao Yi and others on the ice field that morning.
On that day, before Haoyi could say a few words of thanks to the three beautiful ghosts, he was thrown on the transport plane by the rushing Bag. This time it is rare to meet here again, Haoyi naturally wants to seize the opportunity to thank these three beautiful ghosts. However, looking at Haoyi's anxious appearance of using his hands and feet and eager to step on people's heads and fly over, maybe it's not just to express gratitude, as for what else there is, probably only this goods with the same eyes who are also shining in their hearts understand.
“zhanzhu!” As soon as the three beautiful ghosts turned around, there was a sudden shout like a bell from the crowd behind them. The beautiful ghost captain was stunned by the drink, her heart flashed again and again, her brows locked tighter, she waved her hand to stop the footsteps of her subordinates, turned around and stood proudly with her hands upright, and a pair of beautiful eyes looked for the owner of this voice in the crowd. That demeanor and momentum have a bit of the taste of heroines among women.
Everyone in the bar was also stunned by this sudden loud shout, and they all turned their heads to look, wanting to see which "blinded" lord dared to order the three female soldiers in such a tone. Hao Yi, who was arching forward with his head bored, was also taken aback, subconsciously stopped, stood on tiptoe and stretched his neck to look around.
For a moment, all that was left of the otherwise noisy bar was the soft music that echoed in the air, and the unknown people in the corner whispering what was going on.
"Since the three beauties are here, weishenme will leave without playing?" As soon as the beautiful ghost captain turned around and stood still, a tall male soldier led three or five of his men out of the crowd. The male soldier looked the female ghost captain up and down with his big sparkling eyes, and smiled wickedly. The face of this product looks just like what Uncle Zhao said in the sketch, just like the face of a horse monkey, as ugly as it is.
"I'm X! Got a lustful God? Hao Yi listened to the tone of the big horse monkey male soldier from afar, and couldn't help but feel angry, and hurriedly squeezed forward.
"Hmph, this girl can come when she wants, and leave when she wants to, when will it be your turn to be in charge of this short-sighted thing?" The female ghost captain who looked like a fairy opened her mouth to be old and spicy, and she said a-for-tat sentence to the big horse monkey.
"Yo, the little beauty has sharp teeth and a sharp mouth, and she actually has a lot of personality!" At this time, everyone in the bar quieted down, centered on the three beauties at the door and the big horse monkey and others, and made a semi-circle of space far away, and even the original soft music stopped at some point, and everyone's eyes were attracted by the beautiful woman and the big horse monkey in front of them. I saw that the big horse monkey was pushed up, his face changed color slightly, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he coldly "liked", and then continued to laugh and said: "Uncle, I really like a girl with personality like you!" ”
As he spoke, the big horse monkey gestured to the subordinates beside him, and his feet did not stop, and slowly approached the female ghost captain. The five or six big horse monkeys immediately dispersed and fanned towards the three beautiful ghosts, two of whom also blocked the door of the bar.
"What do you want to do?" Another tall and thin female soldier behind the female ghost captain saw the big horse monkey's men surrounding, and his heart suddenly became vigilant, frowning and shouting.
"What do you want to do? Hey! The big horse monkey approached the female ghost captain with a lewd face, and said with a smile: "I don't want to do anything, I just want you three beauties to accompany our brothers to drink, dance, and have fun!" ”
"Just you? Don't pee on yourself, look at how stumbling you look, and dare to come out and be embarrassed? The female ghost captain seemed to laugh angrily, and said coldly sarcastically.
"Little girl, don't know how to lift, Lao Tzu is looking at your handsome appearance to give you face! I don't know how many girls want to drink with Lao Tzu, but they don't have a chance! Don't give you three fucking colors and start a dyeing shop! The big horse monkey was finally enraged by the female ghost captain, and made a vicious threat, so he stepped forward and wanted to touch the white and tender face of the beautiful captain.
"Stop!" Looking at the big horse monkey's rough hand, the beautiful ghost captain frowned and a cold glint flashed in his eyes, and he wanted to teach this guy a lesson. And at this moment, there was a sudden loud shout from the throat of a male duck in the crowd, and the beauty and the big horse monkey and others were all stunned, and when they turned around to follow the voice, they saw a figure stumbling out of the crack in the human being, and fell to the ground with a thud.
"Woo...... Who the Lao Tzu? A curse echoed through the bar, accompanied by a terrible howl......