"Young Master Lu, you are too small! Since you say this, you must know the reason for this so-called 'joke' incident - if the little one is good at telling jokes and making people laugh, he will not make Shen Da angry that day. Jiang Han bowed his hand to Lu Tong respectfully, and his posture was very low, "Please also ask Young Master Lu to be more accommodating, today's refreshments are a little filial piety!"

I just want to let this boring neurotic leave quickly, and she will go down and fool around with some tea or something, and let the shopkeeper Wang pay for it himself.

"Hmph, Lord Shen has seven tricks and six tricks, and his official authority is very great, how can you kid make you laugh? Young Master Ben, I'm willing to listen to your jokes again, the few I talked about that day can barely get into the ears of Young Master Ben, so you can give Young Master Ben a few according to that level! Lu Tong elbowed on the table, recalling the scene of the first retelling of the joke, and the corners of his lips couldn't help but grin.

How many will I give you at that level?

You think you're ordering?

Neuropathy!

Jiang Han was so angry.

How could she have so many jokes to tell such ancients?

Just tell a modern joke, can he understand it?

Jiang Han lowered his eyes and thought for a moment, and said with a smirk: "Young Master Lu, I understand what you mean—you actually just want to be funny!" If you want to be funny, jokes or something is too low-grade, like you, a person with poetry and books is extremely smart, telling jokes is simply an insult to your IQ, why don't we have a brain teaser, which can not only laugh but also show difference, what do you think? ”

"Brain teasers?" Lu Tong's expression perked up, and he asked with great interest, "What is a brain teaser?" ”

"Brain teasers are similar to guessing puzzles, but different, the answers to riddles are decent, but brain teasers are unexpected - well, that's probably ......"

Xiao Zhu, who was leaning against the window, couldn't help but glance at her intently when he heard Jiang Han's last sentence, and thought, "That's probably it?" This Jiang Xiaoer, wouldn't he have the ghost idea of fooling the young master in his heart? After thinking about it again, "I think about what the hell he thinks, as long as the young master is not in any danger, it is harmless, and let's see." ”

Xiao Zhu was secretly observing Jiang Han, but Xiao Song said with a grin: "Little Second Brother, since this brain teaser is similar to guessing riddles, it is not the Shangyuan Festival now, and there are no lanterns, isn't it boring to guess riddles dryly?" ”

"Xiao Song is right, Jiang Xiaoer, don't you want to fool Young Master Ben?"

"Small, the answer to the brain teaser just now is going to be unexpected - the little one says that you can answer and try, and it will definitely not be dry."

Lu Tong stared at her suspiciously for a moment, and said, "Then you just say a try, if it's boring, this young master can't tell jokes to pass away, right?" ”

"Little understand, you listen well......" Jiang Han opened his mouth and almost threw out the classic "bird-fighting" brain teaser, and suddenly remembered that this ancient gun and modern gun are not the same thing, and when he reached his mouth, he suddenly stopped the car, scratched his ears and cheeks for a while, and suddenly shouted, "There is!" Young Master Lu, do you know the egret? ”

Lu Tong didn't know why, and nodded hesitantly.

"Do you know why the egret warbler always sleeps with one foot bent?"

"Why do you sleep with one foot bent? What's the point of that? Lu Tong was stunned and couldn't help but look at Xiaozhu.

Xiaozhu shrugged his shoulders and said, "This is the habit of the egret, can this also become a riddle?" ”

"It's a brain teaser, and the answer is going to be unexpected." Jiang Han reminded with a grin.

The three masters and servants shook their heads in unison, and Lu Tong shouted, "This is too boring!" Jiang Xiaoer, you want to fool me with this? ”

"Oh, Young Master Lu, can you use your brain to think about it......" Jiang Han saw that the atmosphere was not up, so he had to answer himself, "Because if you shrink your two feet, it will fall!" ”

What is the answer? It's just nonsense! Lu Tong shouted.

"Isn't my answer right? Does it sleep on two feet and not fall? It's because your brain is not flexible enough to grasp the point, let me say one more, you follow this line of thought and guess. ”

Lu Tong was dumbfounded, and said with a sullen face: "Then you can talk about it again, you are not allowed to say such boring again!" ”

Jiang Han smiled and said, "Listen, there is a person walking on a single-plank bridge, a tiger comes in front, and a bear comes in the back, how did this person pass?" ”

"How did you get over? Jump up and let the tiger and bear crash together and fall off the bridge? ......" The three masters and servants discussed with each other for a while, and came up with such an answer.

Jiang Han shook his head and prompted: "No, that person is an ordinary person?" How to jump? ”

"Ordinary people? A tiger and a bear, then he will be scared to death! Komatsu muttered.

"Yes, he passed out! Hahaha! Lu Tong exclaimed proudly, "Jiang Xiaoer, you are playing tricks!" Hmph, do you think Young Master Ben can't answer? ”

"Young Master Lu is really smart and clever, this little mystery is not enough for you to see! Let's have another one? There are several small ones, I don't know how many young master Lu can answer......"

"Come again! If you want to use this to embarrass Young Master Ben, then you are wrong, if Young Master Ben answers correctly, what are you going to do? ”

"If you can answer them all, the small one will tell you a few more jokes, if you can only answer half of them, then the villain has won, Young Master Lu, you and Lord Shen can't hold us accountable for the propaganda of the Lilai Teahouse on the street, can you dare to bet?"

"If I'm all right, you're going to tell me a few jokes, boy? Don't you think Master Ben and I'm very easy to fool? This brain teaser is what you said, your kid deliberately made it very difficult, young master, I can't answer it, won't I fall for your tricks? No way! If Young Master Ben can answer half of it, you will have to tell Ten Jokes to Young Master Ben every day, and brush the bucket for Young Master Ben for a month! How, do you dare to bet? ”

Jiang Han was full of black lines.

Brush the bucket for a month......

That's why he, a boring young master, came up with such a bad idea.

Hmph, do you think half of it is so easy to get it right?

Originally, I wanted to make a few brain teasers to give him a lot of fun, but it seems that she has to come up with the ability to press the bottom of the box.

But......

Jiang Han seemed to be embarrassed to discuss with Lu Tong: "Young Master Lu, you are so smart, you can answer the second one, and it must be easy to answer half of the answers, aren't you bullying the little poor who haven't read?" Let's do this, if you can answer seven, the small one will be punished by you, if you can only answer less than five correctly, you will answer the small one, how about you? ”

Lu Tong thought about it carefully, and felt that this was similar to the riddle, and it shouldn't be too difficult, but he still subconsciously bargained with Jiang Han: "Six, if this young master answers six correctly, you will be punished!" ”

"Okay, if you say it, then please ask Young Master Lu to listen to the question!"