The 31st Pot Pushing Meeting
Generally speaking, after the loss of group interests, this meeting of the decision-making level is particularly important, because its scientific name is called "summary meeting", in fact, it can also be called "push pot meeting", just like the troll war that is customary after the end of a cooperative game, regardless of victory or defeat. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
The difference between reality and the game is that after the game is played, you can drink saliva and wash your face and start a game again, while in the rules of the real world, the person who is held accountable has to pay a certain price to apologize. The Japanese invented a special word and behavior for this situation, called "tsuchisataza". And the Chinese, who like to do everything big, invented a pun for this situation, called "on the rooftop".
The on-site personnel of the Chaozhen Dao [Three Thoughts Palace], from big to small, were the five elders first: Gu Bingsong, Liang Yongqi, Yin Ning, Lu Hao, and Lu Jiachao. Then there is the outlier Li Shifu. The second is the focus of the topic in the meeting: Xiao Yuanyou, Xiao Yuanmi. plus an anchor pure white, and the Zhu Yang duo in the audience.
"The spring equinox festival of the year before last, just like this year, you also planned to play, but you didn't even know the battle drawn at that time, didn't I play for you to turn the tide?"
Gu Bingsong said: "What are you talking about! Let's say this year, you escaped by yourself, but you pulled out the incident of the year before last?"
"Hey, run, who in the audience can say, why should I run? What reason do I have?"
"You ......"
Gu Bingsong was about to answer, but Liang Yongqi pulled him and shook his head: "Don't pick up the stubble......"
"It's not a bad fight, is it? Indeed, as long as I play as an eye, no one thinks I'm going to lose. Of course, in addition to hosting Lingbao Dao, Li Shifu didn't need to say the next sentence, and said: "I just didn't expect that I was just away for a while this year, and if you don't tell the referee the truth, you can't wait to let yourself play?"
Gu Bingsong shouted: "What are we talking about now? Do you talk nonsense here? Everyone just wants to know why you left?"
"Come to menstruation, what's the matter?" Li Shifu was speechless, and continued: "I temporarily left the venue to recuperate my body, and I also informed Qi Lao Zhenren, he can testify about this, you don't have to continue to entangle." Besides, if I lose because I don't play, it's my responsibility, I can't deny that, and the problem is that you don't know if I'm going to play, so you make your own decisions, and in the end you're not as good as others, do you want to blame me?"
Liang Yongqi said: "But why didn't you explain it to us on the spot?"
Li Shifu sneered: "It's too much, isn't it? Do you have to report every move?"
"You-"
Yin Ning interjected angrily: "Are you a father or a mother?
Lu Hao and Lu Jiachao agreed: "This is indeed wide. ”
Liang Yongqi said: "But is he the only one to blame for losing? We should sum up the lessons and make persistent efforts next time." Isn't it everyone's responsibility that the disciples who are on the field are also taught by you?"
"Hahaha......" Xiao Yuanyou couldn't hold back, everyone was watching, and hurriedly shut up: "Ahem, it's okay, I suddenly thought of a joke......"
"As a head coach, I don't even dare to take any responsibility, hehe, you should be a joke......" Li Shifu continued: "Let's not mention this matter first, if you lose, you lose, it doesn't matter, it's harmless." The question is ......" Li Shifu's tone turned cold, and everyone felt a slight chill.
"The problem is, I now have serious doubts about whether you yourself are qualified to hold the position of the head of the Chaos Sect. ”
Gu Bingsong was annoyed and ashamed: "You! What are you talking about!"
Liang Yongqi said: "Don't go too far, it's just that you lost once, and you dare to speak to the master like this." ”
"No, don't hear me wrong, I'm not talking about 'ability', I'm talking about 'qualification'. Li Shifu got up, took the sword from Xiao Yuanyou's hand, and slapped it on the table, this pat, Gu Bingsong's shoulders trembled.
"Tell me, what's the matter with this sword?"
"This is ......" Obviously, the owners are here, and Gu Bingsong has nothing to say.
"When Immortal Luo gave the sword, many people saw it, I think a few of you elders, as well as the little Taoist priest next to you, saw it. To whom is this sword given?"
Gu Bingsong had nothing to say: "I'm just borrowing, in order to deal with the small comparison, borrow." I don't understand, it's also for the sake of the Taoist temple, why do you have to hide it, can't you take out the treasure for the sake of the reputation of the Taoist temple?
"Don't use the name of Taoism to put hats on people!" Li Shifu explained his intentions in one sentence, and his words were as stern as a knife: "If you take it without telling us, this is stealing and cheating! Today, everyone is seeing that people have obtained stolen goods, and you still want to quibble? You don't even have the qualifications of a legal citizen, how can you be qualified to be the leader of the true truths, and do you want everyone to think that our true ways are a den of thieves and ruffians?"
Liang Yongqi opened the topic: "No one said that this is a den of thieves, what do you mean?"
Li Shifu sneered, obviously not picking up the stubble, and pulled the topic back again: "It's not interesting, I'll just ask, why do you want to take junior's things?"
"I said it for the sake of the door. Gu Bingsong's attitude is obviously upright and bright.
"Okay, then I'll ask the owner. Li Shifu turned his head and asked Xiao Yuanyou: "Were you willing to lend it to him at that time?"
Xiao Yuanyou looked dazed: "I don't know anything, I only heard that Luo Lao came to visit, but I didn't expect the things he sent to be detained." ”
"Then if you knew about this sword, would you lend it for the sake of the Daomen?"
"Definitely," Xiao Yuanyou gasped, "but you have taken it all, right?" why don't the Taoist monks talk about this at all...... We read the things of the people...... Well, it's called 'take', but I don't know what you cultivators call it......"
Li Shifu turned his head: "This is called stealing! You clown, a shameless person, what qualifications do you have to be the leader of our people? Who would obey you as a scoundrel who schemingly robs the juniors of their belongings? You still want to use the reason of 'thinking for the sake of everyone' to shirk your responsibility? You obviously don't even care about a junior disciple, so why do you say that you think about everyone? Li Shifu glanced at Yin Ning, "Or is there a difference in the treatment of 'everyone' in your mouth, what you like is everyone, and what you don't like is not?"
"You're talking nonsense!"
"Yes, I can't help it if you don't recognize me, but there is a good saying," Li Shifu's tone suddenly changed, as if he was thinking about it: "By the way, what are you looking for if you are sleepy?" I remember ......."
Xiao Yuanyou took out his mobile phone and dialed a certain number: "Hey, the police, I want to report the theft of property......
"Enough!" Gu Bingsong punched the table: "Enough, don't make trouble." ”
Li Shifu said: "Have you admitted the stolen goods?"
"Yes, I admit ......it," Gu Bingsong's old face really pulled down, "But, just by virtue of this, you want to replace the head coach?"
"This matter is the next topic, and I'll go through the process first. Li Shifu's tone was mocking and malicient: "If you have been found stealing something, should you kneel down and apologize when you go back?"
Xiao Yuanyou waved his hand at the right time and said, "What, after all, it's an elder...... How can I be embarrassed to let people kneel? As long as you say sorry to me, I can borrow and return, and it won't be difficult to borrow again......"
As soon as the two sang and harmonized, Gu Bingsong's momentum that he wanted to fight back was suddenly held in his chest.
"It's okay, it's okay......" The two sentences first reflect Xiao Yuanyou's generosity, and then the neat and tidy mending knife: "Next time I want to borrow you, how do you know that you want to borrow it, don't you say how I know that you want to borrow, right...... To be clear. ”
Gu Bingsong's teeth were about to be crushed, and he wanted to jump up and beat Xiao Yuanyou, but he had no choice but to take care of himself.
Yin Ning couldn't stand it anymore: "You've seen enough of what you want to see, Li Shifu, tell me what you plan next." ”
Lu Hao also said: "Yes, there will definitely be changes in the future, we should draw up a plan first." ”
"Of course there is a plan, but there is a premise that it is ......" Li Shifu looked back at Bingsong's down-and-out figure, and said indifferently: "Replace the head teacher." ”