Chapter 34: The Kitchen Killer
Shi Yuzhu thought about the boiled fish that Han Lengxuan made for her, and always felt that it didn't look like crucian carp, but she really couldn't think of what kind of fish it was, so she simply decided with a wave of her hand and bought a crucian carp.
After buying the fish, the two didn't know what to buy, Shi Yuzhu said hesitantly, "Sauerkraut fish should be bought with sauerkraut, right?" ”
Xiao Qian clapped his hands, "Yes, yes, yes, sauerkraut fish must buy sauerkraut." After buying sauerkraut, the two didn't know what to do, and in the end, Xiao Qian thought of finding the answer from the Internet, so the two of them directly bought the ingredients according to the answers given on the Internet.
After buying a lot of things, the two of them drooped as if they had fought a battle, and pushed the shopping cart to check out in frustration.
The two of them walked out of the supermarket with things in both hands and breathed a sigh of relief, Xiao Qian sighed, "My mother, it's so troublesome to buy vegetables." ”
Shi Yuzhu nodded approvingly, "It's so scary to buy vegetables, then ...... cooking" Thinking that there were even more terrible things waiting for them to do, they all wanted to retreat.
Xiao Qian looked at Shi Yuzhu, "Why don't we go out to eat?" ”
Shi Yuzhu looked at the shopping bag in his hand, "Then what about these?" I've bought everything, so let's just leave it there? ”
"yes, let's cook." Xiao Qian's shoulders slumped.
Both men in the kitchen were scrambling to process the ingredients.
Xiao Qian took a kitchen knife and gestured to the crucian carp that was still jumping on the chopping board, and didn't know where to start, "Chop off the head first or look at the tail first?" ”
Shi Yuzhu's eyes were also glazed, "Why don't you cut off the head and tail?" "The scales of the fish that neither of them were aware of were scraped, and the gills of the fish were not picked.
Xiao Qian looked at the live fish on the chopping board seriously, remembered the oolong in the morning, and reached out to hold down the crucian carp so as not to fall to the ground again.
The crucian carp was still struggling desperately, and the fish's eyes were just facing Xiao Qian, who was like an executioner, and for a moment he felt that his conscience couldn't get by, "Yu Daxian, I'm sorry!" ”
He closed his eyes tightly and slashed down with a single sword, he opened his eyes and looked, without cutting the head or tail, he cut the crucian carp in half directly from the belly of the fish.
Shi Yuzhu leaned over and looked at it, she was also a little speechless, she really had some doubts about whether the meal made by the two of them could be eaten? Will it eat the dead?
"One or two peppercorns? How much is one or two? Shi Yuzhu was also a little dizzy when he looked at the practices on the Internet, and the ghost knew how much to put one or two.
Xiao Qian looked at it, "Why don't you take a name?" ”
Shi Yuzhu glanced at him, "Dizzy, it's not a chemical experiment, it's just a scale, forget it, just put it away." "Say casual, it's really just casually, a big pot of fish, and pour any seasoning into the pot casually.
Boiled shrimp and stir-fried cabbage are the easiest, but there are still some difficulties for these two kitchen rookies, either too much salt or too much heat to fry the dishes.
As for the sweet and sour pork ribs, it is even more eyeless, a large pile of black is packed on the plate, as for the black chicken soup, the two don't dare to put any more salt, but they don't pay attention to the heat, and in the end, the black chicken soup is only left with slag, and the water is dry.
The two looked at each other, and Shi Yuzhu proposed, "Do you want to add some water and re-boil?" ”
Xiao Qian had no idea, so he had to nod and agree, the most taboo thing about making soup is to add water halfway, but now there is no soup, and there is no way.
After all the dishes were ready, both of them collapsed, and they looked at the dishes that couldn't be seen as they were, and they felt hopeless, but fortunately they didn't burn the kitchen, but the mess was about the same.
The two involuntarily stretched out their chopsticks to the sauerkraut fish that looked relatively normal, but as soon as they ate it, they spit it out with a "bah", Shi Yuzhu asked with a bitter face, "How much vinegar did you pour?" ”
Xiao Qian didn't remember either, and the two tasted sweet and sour pork ribs again, "Mom, it's so sweet!" ”
I sandwiched the fried cabbage again, "It's so bitter!" "After a bowl of soup to drink, the mouth faded out of the bird, and the soup had no taste at all.
Finally, there are boiled shrimp, but the appearance of the shrimp is no longer visible, and they are all burned to charcoal.
Shi Yuzhu and Xiao Qian sighed involuntarily, Shi Yuzhu was a little embarrassed, "I'm sorry, I originally wanted to invite you to a big dinner." "It's that she overestimated her level, she despised Xiao Qian before, but she didn't expect that she and Xiao Qian were both kitchen killers.
Xiao Qian began to comfort at this time, "It's okay, it's important to participate." ”
Shi Yuzhu looked at the miserable food on the table, "Why don't we go out to eat?" ”
Xiao Qian shook his head, "Forget it, let's cook noodles." Shi Yuzhu knows how to cook noodles, but the problem is that the ingredients are gone, and the entire refrigerator is empty, Xiao Qian also thought of this problem.
Shi Yuzhu stood up, "Forget it, let's go out to eat." Xiao Qian also stood up, "Then don't you have to clean up these things?" ”
Shi Yuzhu looked at it, "Let's clean it up when I come back later, I'm hungry." "He started cooking at five o'clock in the afternoon, but he didn't expect it to take more than two hours, and now it's past eight o'clock, and his stomach is rumbling with hunger.
Shi Yuzhu just held the door handle, and suddenly there was a "click", which was the sound of the key opening the door, and the next moment the door was pushed open.
Shi Yuzhu stumbled and bumped into Xiao Qian behind him, Xiao Qian subconsciously reached out and grabbed Shi Yuzhu's waist, and the two looked at the door together.
Han Lengxuan, who was standing at the door and looked at them with a handsome face, suddenly a girl rushed out from behind him, "Leng Xuan, why don't you go in?" ”
She looked around, "Huh? Who are they? ”
The three people present came to their senses, and Han Lengxuan opened his mouth to introduce, "Roommate Xiao Qian, Shi Yuzhu." As for Shi Yuzhu's identity, Han Lengxuan didn't know how to introduce it, so he only said Shi Yuzhu's name, but in Shi Yuzhu's ears, he felt that the other party felt that she was not important, so he only said her name.
Han Lengxuan glanced at the two who were still hugging each other, "Don't let go yet!" ”
Shi Yuzhu and Xiao Qian realized that the posture of the two was a little ambiguous, and quickly retreated, Wu Qingyu looked at Shi Yuzhu and Xiao Qian with a smile on the corner of her mouth, "Are you a couple?" ”
Before Shi Yuzhu and Xiao Qian could explain, Han Lengxuan said in a cold voice, "No, they are friends because I know them." ”
Wu Qingyu stretched out her hand and grabbed Han Lengxuan's arm, "I'm sorry, because they hugged each other just now, I misunderstood, I hope you don't mind." ”
Shi Yuzhu shook his head, "It's okay." She looked up at Han Lengxuan, "Why are you back?" She also thought that the other party would go on a date with her girlfriend outside, and then go back to school with her girlfriend, so she would leave Xiao Qian for dinner.
Han Lengxuan walked in, "What?" I can't come back? This is my rented house and I can come back anytime. "I don't know why, the picture of entering the door just now made him a little unhappy, so he was not in a very good mood, and he didn't pay much attention to his words.
Shi Yuzhu said loudly, "I, I didn't mean that. ”
Xiao Qian also opened his mouth to explain when he saw Shi Yuzhu's aggrieved look, "Leng Xuan, Xiao Zhuzi didn't mean that. ”
Han Lengxuan was still looking for his panda slippers, and when he heard Xiao Qian speak, he looked at Xiao Qian, only to find that the other party was wearing his panda pajamas, and then looked down, his panda slippers were on Xiao Gan's feet, and somehow he suddenly became a little angry, "Why did you come here when you weren't in the school dormitory?" ”
Xiao Qian frowned, "Leng Xuan, you won't talk like this, right?" "If you talk so impulsively, will the temper of the person who has a girlfriend become bad?
Han Lengxuan was even more in a bad mood when he saw the messy dining table, "This is the house I paid for renting, I hope you can respect the owner's opinion, at least you can't make it dirty and messy, it's like a dog kennel!" ”
Xiao Qian's temper has always been more urgent, and he couldn't see Han Lengxuan making Shi Yuzhu so sad, so he directly stepped forward and grabbed Han Lengxuan's collar, "What do you mean?!" ”
Han Lengxuan stretched out his hand and ripped Xiao Qian's hand off, and said coldly, "What do you think it means?" ”
Xiao Qian clenched his fists, "You?!" Shi Yuzhu quickly grabbed Xiao Gan's hand from behind and whispered, "Don't be impulsive." ”
Han Lengxuan curled the corners of his lips, "What?" Want to fight? "Last night, he looked for Shi Yuzhu all night, and then Xiao Qian didn't go home in the dormitory all night, asked his roommates, Wei Ze and Qian Yifei said they didn't know, he was also looking for Shi Yuzhu throughout the day today, he was in a bad mood, but he didn't expect to come back and see the two of them hugging each other ambiguously.
Xiao Qian was still wearing his pajamas and shoes, it seemed that he had slept here for one night, and he stayed in a room for one night alone, so how could Han Lengxuan not be angry, and looking at the costumes in the hall, they were all Christmas things, and the dining table was still so messy, it seemed that he had disturbed the warm dinner of the two of them?
Han Lengxuan didn't know why he was so angry, he just felt that his territory had been defiled, his things had been occupied, and his own people had been taken away, and he wanted to vent at this moment!
Wu Qingyu also saw that Han Lengxuan's mood was wrong, and hurriedly grabbed him, "Leng Xuan, calm down, they are all your friends, don't be impulsive!" Although she didn't know Xiao Qian, she still had an impression of Shi Yuzhu, wasn't that the girl who accompanied Leng Xuan to read in the library that day?
And looking at this figure, I'm afraid it's also the girl who came to the basketball court to find Leng Xuan last night, she was still very wary of this girl, but when she opened the door, she didn't expect the other party to be so close to another boy, she was still a little relaxed, and now seeing Leng Xuan's mood change so much, she was a little suspicious.
Xiao Qian looked at Han Lengxuan and said, "I know it's wrong for me to live here so suddenly and make such a mess of the house, but I didn't mean to, we were just going out to eat and come back to clean up?" ”
However, he was interrupted by Han Lengxuan, who came back suddenly, he simply took off his coat before revealing his pajamas, as for his clothes, he washed them because he slipped outside last night, and his clothes were a little dirty, and he didn't have time to change back into his clothes.