Episode 176 The name of the team can no longer be determined
After more than a month, everyone returned to this Phoenix City, and Beatrice, the head of the Phoenix Division, held an Archimedes' holy sword of physics (crowbar, with hook) in her hand, with a blue face and frowning, and the little tiger teeth bared, directly kicked the hotel door, rushed in and opened the topic with a sentence of "Gao Huyuan shut up!" Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE。 info
The crowbar may be stuffed into Xiao Yuanyou's throat at any time, and Xiao Yuanyou has no choice but to spread his hands.
The team currently has Xiao Yuanyou, Yingren, Asama Jun, Stuart Holmes, four people, Xiao Yuanyou If he can't speak, then the most vocal is Ah Chun, but it is not Ah Chun who is awake at this time, but the crybaby Asama.
So the only one left to talk is the good old man Yingren who sees and loves whom:
"May I ask Your Excellency the Referee, do you have any instructions?"
Beatrice was really fooled and lame by him last time, and stared at Xiao Yuanyou for a long time with a pout, which meant "If you dare to speak, I will kill you!"
Then he replied to Young-in: "In the past month, there are only two teams left, and the winner will be able to participate in the next round of the competition...... The old lady can also hand over your group of monkeys. ”
Youngin asked an idiot question: "How many people are in the other team?" ”
"Yes, of course...... Do you think I'm going to laugh at you and tell you about the other party's information? So what's the use of you asking for a detective in the team? Is it really a skill (Stu human bomb)? Hehe! That's ridiculous!"
The hostile attitude of the head of the competition area made people feel dangerous, Asama whimpered and began to cry quietly again, and Stu tried to comfort him, completely forgetting how Ah Chun had bullied him these days.
Youngin wiped his sweat: "That...... Also, any other instructions?"
Beatrice was already uncomfortable looking at Xiao Yuanyou, her brows hadn't been lifted until now, and she was holding a crowbar and pulling over there: "What do you want to do!
"Tickle. ”
"You, a cultivator, will still have itches on your body!"
"I'm a cultivator...... If you don't fly out, why can't you itch on your body? Is there any cause and effect relationship in this?"
"Anyway, you put your hand out for me! What the hell are you scratching?"
"It's really tickling. Xiao Yuanyou grabbed it out of the collar and picked up a big-tailed fox that was desperately drilling in: "Look, such a big one, do you say it's itchy......
Everyone clearly saw Beatrice's temples snap and bulge with crosses: "You shut your mouth for the old lady! ”
Xiao Yuanyou's tone was accommodating: "Okay, good...... Closed on, closed. ”
Beatrice looked back, "Where did I just go?"
Yingren thought for a moment, then grinned insolently: "Hehe! It's ridiculous!" and then looked as usual: "That's it." ”
"Hmm......" Beatrice nodded: "Hehe! That's right! It's ridiculous! Of course, the other party's information has to be checked by herself! How can it be possible to get words out of the referee's mouth." ”
Xiao Yuanyou: "Hehe......"
Beatrice's crowbar had already been put on Xiao Yuanyou's neck: "What are you laughing at?"
"Tickle ......"
Beatrice visibly gritted her teeth, the corners of her mouth twitching twice.
Everyone in the room felt that if this person was not a referee, Xiao Yuanyou would have been killed by now.
Yingren was beside him: "Your Excellency the referee and referee, this ......"
"Where is the old lady talking again—oh, anyway, you don't want to talk anything more from me! Anyway, I'd better beat him up first, or else the topic will not progress, and I will feel uncomfortable." ”
Xiao Yuanyou's strength is good, this time he actually held on for three minutes, and was subdued after flying the two weapons of this berserk Lori.
Three minutes later, the room was like a violent wind, except for Stu and the others, no one else, including Xiao Yuanyou, was still good.
Beatrice finally settled down, patted her chest and said, "Okay, I'll make a long story short. Rule 1: There are only two teams left in the city, and one of them wins. Article 2: The entire city, including the surrounding suburbs, is counted as a playing field, and tactics can be used, and foreign reinforcements cannot be called. Article 3: Now the referee directly follows the battlefield to judge the victory or defeat, don't think about playing tricks again!"
It seems that Xiao Yuanyou's team has been completely taken care of, and he doesn't give any chance to play anymore.
Xiao Yuanyou was also mentally prepared, and this time he really didn't plan to play tricks again - not as a last resort.
"That's it—by the way, plus one more thing, you give me the name of the team by tomorrow. Because the other party is also 'team name to be determined', you two sides should think carefully about the old lady, don't use some strange names!"
With that, the man slammed the door and walked away – literally.
"It doesn't seem to be easy. Xiao Yuan got up in embarrassment and lay on the tattered bed.
Eihito: "Name?"
"It's the opponent. Xiao Yuanyou checked his body on the bed: "This time the opponent is very strong, we may not be able to win as easily as last time." ”
Everyone asked, "Why?"
Xiao Yuanyou thought about it for a while, and instantly took off his shirt: "Look!"
Everyone was stunned: "Good muscles?"
"Thank you, but—that's not the point!" Xiao Yuan turned around, and then put on his clothes: "There is only a slight injury that does not affect the movement, and look at it - none of my six swords have been damaged, not even the one with the blade." With her skills, it won't take me so long, which means that she kept her hand for fear of seriously injuring me before she entangled with me. Prove that she is not willing to influence the outcome of the game because of herself. ”
Stu was still a detective after all, biting his pipe and nodding: "I see, it seems that the opponent is so strong that some small mistakes on our part may lead to defeat." The lower the fault tolerance rate, the more difficult it is and the stronger the opponent. ”
Eihito and Asama were completely convinced: "I didn't expect to be able to get information from the referee like this?"
"Hmph, there is also a way not to speak without talking. "If it's also in the broadcast state now, I guess Beatrice is already angry enough to fly.
............
"Fuck you bastard! let go of my motherfucker, let me beat him to death!"
"Calm down, Mistress Lis, come on, come on, hold her!"
............
"Of course, what we need most at the moment is not the intelligence of our opponents. ”
Everyone looked at him: "What's that?"
Xiao Yuanyou sighed: "The name of the team! From the beginning to the present, have we ever had a normal team name?" In order to reflect the democracy of the team he belonged to, Xiao Yuanyou said: "We, if we want to come out with a high-end point, it is best to suppress the opponent before we fight——"
"I~have~an~idea-" Stu Oxford said mysteriously, "There are many proverbs in China, domineering, I remember one sentence that is particularly appropriate——"
Seeing that he was so serious, everyone swallowed their saliva: "Talk about it." ”
Stu closed his eyes and stared: "The king of heaven covers the tiger." ”
Eihito and Asama are really thinking about this name......
Xiao Yuanyou held his forehead and couldn't think of a curse: "I'm still a chicken stewed with mushrooms!"
"Then ......" Yingren couldn't think of anything good for a while, and said casually: "Gaussian!"
"Forget it, do we have a grudge against Gauss?"
Asama tried to speak: "Pink Jumping Bunny ......"
Everyone was silent for a while, and Yingren laughed dryly and haha: "This name...... In a sense, it's really powerful. ”
"Yes, those who lose under our command will definitely commit suicide immediately, and those who win us will forget about it, and even those who report the curtain may choke to death in the string of words...... It's a name that blows up in every sense of the word - the deterrent power is too great, and it doesn't distinguish between friend or foe, so let's change it. ”
Two little paws grabbed the neckline, and Ah Li peeked out of Xiao Yuanyou's collar: "Woo woo woo-"
Everyone saw Xiao Yuanyou's face sank, and they all cast curious glances, but they didn't dare to ask: What did it say?
Xiao Yuanyou sighed like a collapse: "Ginseng belly wrapped chicken ......"
Everyone nodded: "I really know how to eat." ”