Chapter Twenty-Three: You're Pregnant

"I don't set up any rules for being a daughter-in-law, just because she is not worthy! What I taught her was the basic etiquette and honesty of being a human being. ”

When the old lady saw her son, her face softened, her tone was still stiff, and her anger was still unresolved.

"The old lady is angry, you see that you have several more wrinkles, and you are not beautiful."

Baili Jiu came to the front with a smile on his face, and stretched out his hand to caress the old lady's heart: "If you are angry, whether you beat or scold, punish her to kneel for ten days and a half months, it is really not good, out of sight is clean, and she will simply be driven back to Yiniantang." Don't move to find yourself angry. You say you can give birth to a dragon and a tiger and a baby, but you can't get sick and angry. ”

Baili Jiu's chest was immediately punched angrily by the old lady: "What I regret the most is that I gave birth to you in October, and I will be angry with you every day." I said a long time ago that the women in the Qinglou will ruin the style of my general's mansion, you insist on acting recklessly, and now it is lively? ”

The old lady's anger was obviously dispelled a lot by Baili Jiu's gag, and Baili Jiu glanced at the mother-in-law in front of the old lady, and the mother-in-law immediately understood and stepped forward to support the old lady.

"Now that the sun is going down, it's a cold wind, hurry up and let the ninth master go back to the house to warm up, right?"

Baili Jiu shrank his neck and exaggerated the appearance of chills: "The cool breeze is blowing, it seems that the strength of the wine is coming up, and the headache is tight." ”

The old lady was a little distressed, and repeatedly told her mother-in-law to hurry up and prepare warm tea, and took Bailijiu's hand and walked into the house.

Lin Nuoya was a little depressed when she saw that her hope was in the soup, so she wanted to stand up and go back and forth to the hall.

Before she got up, the old lady suddenly turned her head and scolded angrily: "Give me to kneel in the courtyard honestly, and I am not allowed to go anywhere, when I realize my mistake, and then get up and speak." ”

Baili Jiu also turned his head and winked at Noah: "That's it, punish her for kneeling for a day and a night, have a long memory, and save you from always making you unhappy." ”

Kneeling? Still a day and a night?

Lin Nuoya hated to take off the shoes on her feet and throw them on Baili Jiu's disgusting face. Why don't you kneel down and try it to see if this "kneeling broken porcelain" tastes good?

Baili Jiu's face was still cramping, and he squeezed his eyebrows at Lin Nuoya, full of pride.

Noah was furious, a nameless fire rushed to the top of his head, and his whole brain was "buzzing".

This guy actually holds a grudge like this, and he will take revenge. I'm just talking to myself, as for torturing myself like this?

Noah was dizzy with anger, and then she really tilted her body and "fainted" to the side.

There was an exclamation from someone in the courtyard, and Baili Jiu, who had just stepped into the threshold, was successfully attracted again. He paused at his feet, looked at Lin Nuoya, who was lying on the ground and in an extremely indecent posture, and frowned slightly.

"Humph! This will be a show, and it is really a fox. The old lady snorted disdainfully.

Bailijiu let go of the hand that was supporting the old lady, ran to her in a hurry, helped her up from the ground, and leaned against the crook of her arm, her face full of anxiety.

Noya was uncomfortable, she couldn't bounce up immediately, escaped from the clutches of the devil, and told him seriously: "I'm fine, you just need to let me go back to Yiniantang and get some sleep." ”

When she was still hesitating and didn't make a decision, Bailijiu had already shouted in panic: "Someone, hurry up and pass the doctor, Aunt Lin is bleeding!" ”

Noah's hand couldn't help twitching, and the corners of her closed eyes couldn't help twitching twice, but her knee was punctured, are you so nervous? It's like you're babying me.

Before her brain could get her up, Bailijiu had already hugged her tightly in his arms and took the opportunity to pinch her face: "No'er, wake up!" ”

Noah's face was pinched by him, and he was angry, so he "woke up" leisurely and opened his mouth to protest. Before the word "I" came out, she felt a numbness in her neck, and she was plotted by Baili Jiu.

Before she fell into a coma, the last thing she heard was the sad cry of the dead fox of the hundred miles and nine rabbits: "Nu'er, you hold on, you must not have anything!" ”

I'll be in the middle of it! Is he going to kill people?

This was Noah's last consciousness.

In a semi-unconscious, she could feel a lot of people around her, noisy and noisy. Her hands were always wrapped in a pair of strong and powerful hands, and she couldn't break free.

Gradually, she stopped resisting, feeling the warmth transmitted by those hands, and completely fell.

When she woke up from her coma again, Noah felt only two words: comfortable.

It's like a good night's sleep, full of energy, and comfortable all over. She was lying in the soft and warm bed, and she didn't want to open her eyes.

There was a soothing smell in the room, although it was not too strong, but Noah could tell that it was an extremely expensive kind of incense, calming the nerves.

She cowered into the covers, then rolled over comfortably.

"Wake up, wake up!" Someone shouted excitedly, and then lowered his voice again: "Auntie is fine." ”

Noah's mind raced before she remembered what had happened before she fell unconscious. suddenly opened his eyes, but saw four or five faces approaching him in unison, Kikyo and Ji Pozi, a person who looked like a doctor in his fifties, and the most unbeaten face - Baili Jiu.

Bailijiu shook aside the crowd around him, sat on the edge of the bed, and stared at Noah with an eager face: "No'er, are you okay?" I'm scared to death for my husband. ”

Which one is this singing? Noah is a little puzzled, the weasel gives the chicken a New Year's greeting?

"Thank God, you and the child are fine, otherwise wouldn't it be difficult to excuse the husband?" Baili Jiu grabbed Noya's hand, warm and affectionate.

What the? Child? Noah was startled, what child?

Before Noah could ask, Bailijiu had already taken her into his arms and restrained her to death: "I just said that some time ago, you were unwell, and it seemed to be a symptom of joy." Let you find a doctor for diagnosis earlier, but you are still shy and refused. In the future, you can't avoid medical treatment like this. ”

Noya was confused, couldn't distinguish the situation, suspected that this Bailijiu had taken the wrong medicine, and talked nonsense. Bisheng was hugged tightly by him again, and he couldn't speak.

"That's it, Aunt Lin, this pregnancy is not a joke, if it weren't for the ninth master to be nervous about you today, I am afraid that the fetus in your womb will not be able to be protected."

The doctor-looking man spoke earnestly.

Fetus...... Lin Nuoya felt thunder rolling above her head, when did she become pregnant? She was a little confused for a while, and she couldn't react stupidly.

Could it be that before he lost his memory, he was already unclear with Baili Jiu? So when Baili Jiu saw himself for the first time, he didn't say a word and ran to the old bustard to redeem himself? and did not hesitate to spend a thousand taels of silver in vain.

It is very likely.

Alas, no! Lin Nuoya suddenly remembered that it had always been normal for her to dehydrate, and it was impossible to get pregnant at all!

Lin Nuoya struggled to break free of Baili Jiu, opened his mouth to argue, and was covered by him again: "Nuo'er, don't worry, everything has me." ”

"Bullshit!" She struggled to break Bailijiu's hand, and barely squeezed out two dirty words from between her teeth: "Who is pregnant?" ”

Baili Jiu looked at her seriously: "No'er, I know what you're worried about." You are afraid that once you give birth to the eldest son, it will break the rules of the house, so you are reluctant to publicize your pregnancy.

Don't worry, Nuo'er, since he is the first flesh and blood of my Baili Jiu, my Baili Mansion will definitely not treat him lightly. You can rest assured that you don't have to worry too much. ”

The bellflower on the side was instantly perfectly bought by Baili Jiu's affection for her own young lady, and she interjected at the right time: "Miss, you are pregnant, but you can't joke." Kikyo has always wondered how you look good, how can you often get dizzy for no reason? ”

When Baili Jiuyi heard this, he became nervous again: "Doctor, you have to give Nuo'er a good life to condition your body, don't be sloppy, just take it in the ginseng and Ganoderma lucidum warehouse." ”

The doctor immediately responded: "Ninth Master, don't worry, I will go down with ten doses of decoction to ensure that Aunt Lin is alive and well." ”

"Ten doses of soup?" Lin Nuoya couldn't help but exclaim, no wonder there is such an oolong, such a quack doctor diagnoses himself, and it is strange if he does not misdiagnose himself.

When the doctor heard this, he became excited, and asked excitedly: "Aunt Lin has heard the name of the old man before?" "It's a bit complacent.

"I've heard the name for a long time, like thunder." Lin Nuoya gritted her teeth and asked, "Are you sure I'm pregnant?" ”

Ten doses of soup sweared: "Auntie, you are less than three months pregnant, and the lack of qi and blood often causes you to have sore hands and feet, dizziness, and shortness of breath. ”

The symptoms were completely consistent, Lin Nuoya nodded involuntarily and shook her head again.

"That's right!" Ten doses of soup shook his head and said proudly: "The old man has been practicing medicine for decades, and he doesn't need to look at it, just looking at your face can make a diagnosis." ”

"Hmph, do such an immoral thing, and say what self-esteem and self-love with a vibrating face!" Coldly mocked, with anger.

Lin Nuoya raised her head, only to find that the old lady didn't know when she was standing at the door, standing with her backlight, and she couldn't see what expression on her face was.

"Mother, you are urging me to become my own son every day, and now I kill two birds with one stone, and finally get your wish, why are you still yin and yang?"

Baili Jiu said dissatisfiedly: "Now that Nuo'er is not in good health, you don't want to stimulate her like this, I will naturally explain to you in a while." ”

The old lady was still angry: "Explain to me? I see how you explain to Qin Shangshu and An Shilang! ”

After saying that, he turned around angrily and brushed his sleeves away.

Baili Jiu waved his hand, and the bellflower, Ji Pozi and the ten doses of soup also retreated in a friendly manner, and the bellflower walked last, covering the door of the house wisely.