Wang Da suddenly said to Wang Lu: "Do you want to see my girlfriend?" ”

If Wang Lu hadn't known that Wang Da was a smart corpse, he would have thought he was crazy - he just said that his girlfriend was dead, why did he ask himself if he wanted to see her at this time.

However, before Wang Lu could answer, Wang Da had already turned around and rummaged in the travel bag, and after a while, he took out a plastic bag, opened it, and felt out a head.

A sleek, human skull.

Wang Da held the skull in his arms and groped carefully: "This is my girlfriend." After she mutated, I cut off her head, and originally, the electorate only had a head, and it didn't hurt the brain tissue, and it was still alive. But I respect her choice, and I know that I can't live like that. So I boiled and boiled her head in a pot, peeled off all the flesh and skin on it, and cleaned it clean. Although there are no preservatives, I think this skull will accompany me for a long, long time. ”

Wang Lu forcibly suppressed his urge to swing an axe over and hack Wang Da to death, and reluctantly said: "This is really a brilliant idea, hehe, very tasteful." ”

Wang Da put his girlfriend's skull back into the bag and said to Wang Lu: "I heard that you only fully awakened after eating your own wife, and you have always said that your wife is in your body and has gained eternal life with you." In contrast, I keep my girlfriend's skull, but the Buddhists say it's a look. ”

Fuck, these smart corpses are not only physiologically mutated, but even psychologically they are all super perverted, Wang Lu tried his best to control himself, so as not to lose his temper in front of Wang Da, he diverted the topic and said: "You are a messenger." It is completely possible to live a better life, and it is not difficult to find a scenic mountain villa to settle in this Siming Mountain, but how can you mix with these voters? ”

Wang Da shrugged: "Ah, I live in Mutian Villa, but a few days ago, I was greedy, so I went down the mountain to hunt and came to this area." Unexpectedly, I happened to receive brain waves from a female messenger, who warned her friends that the old humans were taking advantage of the cold winter temperature to affect our ability to move. It is necessary to carry out a large-scale slaughter of partners. ”

"Since I have encountered this incident, I can't ignore it, but unfortunately I am the only messenger nearby, and the female messenger has sent brain waves, and for some reason, it has disappeared. I can't beat the hordes of old humans alone, and all I can do is to summon as many active voters as I can. Flee into the mountains while teaching them thick clothes and a fire to keep warm. I thought about it, I don't have to run too far, just hide in that cave, and I'll be safe. ”

Wang Lu's face was silent, but he secretly hated in his heart. Damn, that female corpse somehow discovered the actions of the Yashan Armed Forces, so that she took a lot of trouble with the Einsatzgruppen, and now she is even more mixed with Wang Da by mistake, and she can't get out if she wants to.

Wang Da said at this time: "You are a guest from afar. I happen to have some food here, come and come, count me as a landlord. ”

Saying that, Wang Da took out a piece of frozen meat from a plastic bag next to him, but he could see bloodshots, chopped off a piece with a knife, and handed it to Wang Lu: "This is fresh meat, I only got it yesterday." ”

Wang Lu remembered that Wang Dagang had said about going down the mountain to pursue his prey. What else can the prey of the intelligent corpse be other than humans?

What was in front of him was a piece of human flesh.

Damn, do you want to eat human flesh raw? However, if you don't eat it, it will definitely arouse Wang Da's suspicion! What to do? What to do?!

Wang Lu slowly stretched out his hand, and at this moment, Wang Da suddenly sighed and retracted the hand holding the meat. He said in a loud voice: "Look at my memory, many messengers have said that you do not eat raw meat, prophet, and you still retain the habits of life when you were an old human. Alas, I almost forgot about this stubble. Wait, I'll bake it for you. ”…,

Wang Da hurriedly skewered the meat on a branch, stretched it out to the fire and roasted it, and muttered in his mouth: "I'm sorry, I'm used to eating raw meat, you know, how lazy men are without women around." Anyway, raw meat and cooked meat are the same for me, I don't know how troublesome it is to burn and cook, I am afraid of trouble, when I used to live alone in the dormitory, I even ate instant noodles three times a day. ”

After a while, a piece of steaming meat that was half raw, half burnt, saltless and unseasoned was handed to Wang Lu again, and Wang Da said: "I'm sorry, I don't have barbecue seasonings here, so I can only let you eat it." ”

Wang Lu struggled to say "thank you", and finally reached out and took the piece of meat.

Fuck it, just eat it, if you don't eat it, Lao Tzu himself will become this Wang Da's human meat feast!

Wang Lu took a deep breath, stuffed the meat into his mouth, bit off a piece heavily, chewed it a few times, stretched his neck, and swallowed the meat.

Wang Lu thought that he would vomit immediately, but he had no sense of taste, so he didn't feel any discomfort at all. On the contrary, as soon as the meat was in his stomach, he had an inexplicable feeling all over his body, which seemed to be very comfortable.

Wang Da sliced a piece of raw meat with a knife next to him, stuffed it into his mouth and chewed: "This wild boar has chased me so hard, from Tianmu Villa all the way here, if it wasn't caught by a trap, I really couldn't catch it." It's strange to say, I see that the soil of the trap was dug recently, and I don't know which messenger left it, but it cheapens me. ”

Wang Lu was stunned for a moment - did he eat pork? Not human flesh?!

He looked at the half-charred piece of meat in his hand--well, Wang Lu had never eaten human flesh before, so he couldn't see why.

Wang Lu couldn't help but say, "I thought you were giving me human flesh." ”

Wang Da scratched his head and said, "Alas, this is really unbearable, prophet, you know that it is difficult to get human flesh now, it is an out-and-out scarce resource." You know, there aren't many old humans who have survived now, and they've built strong settlements that we're going to have a hard time conquering with our electorate. Aside from the rush of corpses some time ago, which broke through a few settlements, I have rarely heard of an emissary capturing an old human. I heard the messenger from afar say that even if he has caught the old human race now, he is not willing to be greedy for a meal and eat it, just like a living bodhisattva. Eat and drink well, just to be able to draw blood regularly. ”

It was the first time that Wang Lu had heard of the wisdom corpse pen raising people, but after a little thought, he understood, this is not the same as Qian Zhengang, he is the blood supply machine of his zombie mother. Seriously, in addition to the fact that Qian Zhengang has pinholes and bruises on his arms all year round because of frequent blood draws, his body is not abnormal, and he can sometimes participate in field operations.

Since it's pork to eat. Wang Lu let go of his psychological burden and ate it in a few bites, and after Wang Dasheng ate a few pieces of pork, he wrapped the rest in snow again, which was considered to be fresh, and put it back in the plastic bag.

Wang Lu took advantage of Wang Da's head to clean up his things, and smashed his fist on his forehead again - God forbid, the ability must not be invalid at this time.

Trapped in more than a thousand zombies. In case it is exposed, a zombie gnaws at Lao Tzu, and there is really no bone residue left.

Topic, topic, topic, Wang Lu desperately muttered in his heart, this former physical education teacher and backup vice principal Wang Da is a nagger, just afraid that if he mentions something that he doesn't know about another intelligent corpse "Wang Lu". It's miserable if you wear a goof, and you must control the initiative of the topic in your own hands.

Mom, a father, the smart corpse doesn't need to sleep, does he really have to become a princess in the story of the Thousand and One Nights, and he has to keep telling stories to save his life? …,

It's biochemistry, not a fairy tale, okay.

That's when it happened. Wang Da suddenly said: "Prophet, I have a very personal question, I want to ask you. ”

Here it comes! Here it comes! Private question! Damn, how do I know about the private affairs of that prophet Wang Lu.

Wang Lu held the handle of the axe with his backhand, and fought hard, so he would die and die.

He said haha, "What's the matter?" Just ask. What a private matter. I've always thought that we were born again as human beings and that all the things that were past were just a dream. Wang Lu tried to fool Wang Da in order to relax his vigilance.

Wang Dadao: "What I want to ask is not about when you were born as an old human before. ”

Take the mud? I actually want to ask what happened to the prophet Wang Lu after he became a wise corpse? Dead and dead, Lao Tzu and I "don't know how to live and know life", as soon as this topic comes out, I have to expose the foreign appearance.

Wang Lu exerted force on his legs, and he wanted to jump up and slash at Wang Da, who was sitting cross-legged, at this moment. Wang Da asked, "I want to ask, what does human flesh taste like?" ”

Wang Lu was stunned on the spot, and after a while, he said like an echo: "Human flesh? What does it taste like? ”

Wang Da scratched his head: "Let you see the smile." I've been with my girlfriend ever since I became a smart corpse, and I've never eaten the flesh of any living person other than her blood. After my girlfriend died, it was difficult for the old humans to catch, so even though I was a smart corpse, I still haven't eaten a single bite of the flesh of a living person. I used to hear other friends of the corpse say that human flesh is really a unique delicacy in the world. Therefore, I would like to ask you, the prophet, how delicious is this human flesh? ”

Wang Lu looked at Wang Da like looking at a dog who claimed to have never eaten poop, looked at Wang Da again and again, and asked very rudely: "You really haven't eaten human flesh?" ”

Wang Da nodded.

"Holy shit! If you haven't eaten human flesh, what kind of smart corpse are you! Wang Lu roared wildly in his heart, but he faked his mouth: "Ah, this, when it comes to the taste of eating, it is actually a very personal feeling." It's like eating shark fin and abalone or something, everyone thinks that thing is a precious thing, and it is rare in the sky. I used to eat many times because of the benefits of public consumption, but shark fin is like vermicelli, abalone is like rubber, there is really nothing delicious. Even what is an authentic imported French foie gras, in the Beijing Palace of Nationalities Hotel, six people ate 10,000 yuan for a meal, and they also ate the taste of barbecue sauce on it. Human flesh, in the end, that's all it takes. ”

Wang Da nodded: "I think so too, when I used to read novels, I used to say that human flesh was unpalatable, had a sour taste, and it took a lot of spices to cover it up." As messengers, we don't feel it at all, and how do we know what is delicious or unpalatable. ”

Wang Lu pretended to be comforting and said, "In the future, you will have the opportunity to taste human flesh in person." ”

To Wang Lu's surprise, Wang Da actually shook his head, he patted the travel bag and said: "My life was given by my girlfriend, before she died, I swore to her that I would never eat human flesh in this life." Although the Prophet you have said that not eating human flesh and human blood will affect our complete awakening. But I think that the so-called awakening must have something to do with human DNA, and there are other ways to get human DNA besides flesh and blood. I used to watch police movies. It's just a little hair and a little saliva, you can extract DNA, and eating human flesh to promote our awakening is really not necessary. ”

Wang Lu blinked, not knowing what to say - Wang Da is actually a pacifist? Out of the old crow's nest flew a white dove - what a fucking disobedience.

However, he immediately remembered Lu Kai's smart corpse bride Zheng Jiaxi - that child had never eaten human flesh.

Sitting by the campfire, Wang Da chatted with Wang Lu a lot more, but fortunately, he talked more about his experience before the mutation. Wang Lu tried his best to follow his words cautiously, and he actually lasted until the night and did not show up. …,

I just don't know how long my abilities will last. This is the longest time that King Lu's own ability has been used in a row.

For dinner, it was still roast wild boar, Wang Lu ate it very well, and he found that in the state of the ability, his hunger was particularly strong. Now there is a cow in front of me, and I can swallow it all.

Wang Da's barbecue skills are really not very good, he still boasts that he likes outdoor activities, this guy used to eat instant noodles when he camped, and the roasted pork was mixed with blood. But Wang Lu devoured it like a half-cooked piece of meat. Perfect for his taste.

Wang Da saw that Wang Lu was in a hurry, and said: "Actually, it's good to eat raw meat, it's not that decoction and steaming will destroy the original nutrients, but also say that the IQ of the people of the foot basin is high, just because people eat sashimi." He said. Stuffed a piece of raw pork into his mouth.

Wang Lu's throat moved, staring at the raw pork in Wang Da's hand, and suddenly stretched out his hand: "Bring me a piece." ”

Wang Da cut a piece and handed it to Wang Lu, who snatched it, stuffed it into his mouth, chewed it and swallowed it.

He closed his eyes. He let out a long breath and seemed to have tasted the most beautiful food in the world.

Wang Danian muttered: "I said it earlier, raw meat is still delicious, and it saves trouble." ”

Wang Lu opened his eyes and licked his lips: "Cut me another slice." He paused: "Cut it bigger, damn, it's too small to stuff your teeth." ”

Wang Da didn't care about Wang Lu's foul words, and he cut a piece of meat the size of a palm to Wang Lu. Wang Lu even tore and bitten, and ate so fragrantly.

At this moment, there was a sudden commotion in the camp, and the zombies who had been sitting quietly around the campfire suddenly became excited, and they got up one after another, sniffing around and roaring.

Wang Da stood up: "Damn, what's wrong?" ”

He saw that in the distance, in the northeast corner of the camp, the zombies were leaving the campfire one after another and swooping in one direction, their roars full of predatory excitement.

Wang Da shouted: "Someone, there is an old human intrusion!" ”

Wang Lu also heard a faint shout from that corner, and sure enough, it was a human being.

Damn, it must be Xie Ling and Wang Decheng who thought that they hadn't replied for a long time, they mistakenly thought that something had happened to them, and they couldn't wait for a long time, so they simply rushed in.

Wang Dayi bent down, picked up the machete on the ground, turned his head to Wang Lu and said: "The old humans who dare to attack the camp of more than a thousand voters, the number will not be small, we can't confront them head-on, we can only use the voters to entangle them, and then sneak attack." Prophet, there are so many electors here that I can't command them alone, so you and I will divide the north and the south, and attack the old humanity at the same time, so that they will lose sight of the other. By the way, beware of the supernatural ones in the old humans, and don't expose your tracks. If the signs are not right, flee and let those voters be the ghosts of the dead. ”

Wang Lu answered, and also grabbed his axe.

Wang Da drove away the zombies around him: "Idiot, hurry up, haven't you seen the old humans kill into the camp?" Fuck, you don't bother to move if you don't smell it, do you? Pigs, all wiser than you, arise and charge forward. ”

The old humans were advancing very fast, and a plate of scattered zombies couldn't slow down their speed at all, and the old humans even called out loudly as they moved forward, faintly as if two syllables were repeating themselves.

Wang Da listened attentively: "Strange, what are these old humans screaming about?" When they attacked us before, they knew that their voices would attract more voters, and they were always quiet, so why did they go against the norm and shout this time? ”

Wang Da listened for a while: "Hell, they--those old humans, seem to be calling the prophet your name--Wang Lu, that's right, they are calling Wang Lu!" ”…,

Wang Da turned his head and asked, "Prophet Wang Lu, what's going on?" Why did those old humans know you were in this camp? ”

As soon as Wang Da's head was twisted, he saw an axe slashing on his back, he only had time to turn his head sideways, the axe clicked, and it chopped on his neck, this axe, cut off half of Wang Da's neck, his spine was not broken for a while, but his head was crooked on his shoulder, and his mouth let out an earth-shattering roar: "Why kill me!" ”

Wang Lu regretted that his wrist strength was not strong enough, and he finally waited for this opportunity to sneak attack, but he missed it again. Without hesitation, he slashed down with another axe, and said with a wicked smile in his mouth: "Let you die to understand, Lao Tzu is not a prophetic corpse, Lao Tzu is the king of Yashan, the king of the living!" ”

Wang Da shouted and tried to command the zombies around him: "Kill! Kill the king's way! You electorate idiots, kill him for me! While shouting, he brandished a machete beside him to fend off Wang Lu's attack. It's just that his head is tilted to the side, which seriously affects the movement of his body, and he can't launch a decent attack on Wang Lu at all, at most he can only protect himself for a while.

Wang Lu squatted down shamelessly, went to chop Wang Da's feet, and muttered: "It's useless, zombies won't attack me, because in their induction, I am a smart corpse like you." Hahaha, I'm so cute that I don't kill each other. (To be continued.) If you like this work, you are welcome to vote for recommendation and monthly passes, and your support is my biggest motivation. )