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According to Long Yi's ability, it is no problem to break free from the pull of several women. But today is my wedding day, and the more lively it is, the better. &1t;/p>

Moreover, when she got up in the morning, Qi Xiaoting had already made three chapters of the law to him: We both have to be ordinary people, no matter how much trouble people make or how fierce they are, don't use their abilities. so as not to show the horse's feet. &1t;/p>

Long Yi has never seen such a wedding! I also want to experience the folk customs here, so I can relax my body by shielding the ability, and I have the right to cooperate with people to play games! &1t;/p>

After being pushed to the cave room, seeing that Qi Xiaoting gave herself a look, knowing that she was emphasizing the three chapters of the covenant in the morning, she nodded, and smiled and gave people cigarettes and sugar. &1t;/p>

This time the show is coming: the men hold the cigarettes in their hands, and they have to light them with Qi Xiaoting. &1t;/p>

Lighting a cigarette contains the meaning of renewing incense, and it is also an indispensable program in the haunting room. This is done only by the bride alone. &1t;/p>

Cigarette lighting is divided into two forms: simple and cumbersome: &1t;/p>

It's as simple as using the cigarette that the bride has already lit and lighting someone else's cigarette. But it seems simple, but when it comes to the point, the process also embarrasses the bride. &1t;/p>

The naughty person will cut the cigarette short, put it on his lips, and let the bride light it. In this way, the lips of the two people are very close, and they want to "rub the oil". &1t;/p>

The tedious thing is to have the bride bite the match with her teeth, scratch it on the phosphorus tablets of the matchbox, and then go and light the cigarette in the mouth of the other person. &1t;/p>

The difficulty of this is that someone deliberately does not let the bride light it, and as soon as the flame comes over, he blows with his mouth to extinguish the burning flame. Some people order it several times before they give up. &1t;/p>

Because the hole ~ room is a very long process, generally these two forms are used alternately. &1t;/p>

Qi Xiaoting has experienced both forms, and also raised the atmosphere of the haunted hole ~ room, making Qi Xiaoting a spicy daughter-in-law in people's minds. &1t;/p>

It turned out that when he was lighting a cigarette, a young man saw that his new daughter-in-law's cigarette was only a small part left, and he felt that the opportunity had come. He pinched his cigarette into a small piece of more than a centimeter, put it on his lips, and asked Qi Xiaoting to give him some light. &1t;/p>

Qi Xiaoting saw that his cigarette was already very short, and his own only cigarette butt was left, so she threw this one away and wanted to replace it with another one. &1t;/p>

The young man didn't give up, picked it up from the ground, and asked Qi Xiaoting to use a cigarette butt to light it for him. &1t;/p>

Qi Xiaoting is dedicated to being an ordinary bride, seeing the men shouting, the women laughing, and the children playing, giving people the feeling of being lively, festive, and joyful. I don't want to make anything unpleasant. So he took it and lit it for him with the butt of a cigarette. &1t;/p>

However, since the smoke on both sides is very short, if you really light it, it is likely that there will be skin closer. &1t;/p>

The young man has a cheap self-lining, squinting and smiling very lewdly and evilly. &1t;/p>

This young man, Qi Xiaoting, has the impression that two years ago he was a famous bastard on the street who fought and hammered. It seems that not only has I not grown in the past two years, but I have also learned to rub oil and eat tofu! &1t;/p>

Then, let my sister teach you a lesson today, and borrow you to set off the atmosphere! &1t;/p>

Qi Xiaoting thought so in her heart, and when the cigarette butt came over, she suddenly lifted it up, just poking it on the tip of his nose, and immediately there was a big bubble. &1t;/p>

Stealing chickens is not a counter-erosion, and people are laughing so much that they are about to lift the roofs. &1t;/p>

When lighting a cigarette with a match, there was a man in his forties who was very tricky, and Qi Xiaoting struck the match several times and approached him, but he blew it out. &1t;/p>

This man Qi Xiaoting knows, he is their neighbor, he also participated in the assignment banquet last night, and he talked very well with Long Yi. &1t;/p>

Qi Xiaoting thought to herself: You are so old that you don't have self-respect, then I will play tricks on you today, so as to push the atmosphere of the hole~ room to a more climax. &1t;/p>

At the moment when Qi Xiaoting's match came over again, the man's face leaned up slightly, the match was not biased or oblique, it was just on his long beard, and with a "snort", there was an instant smell of burnt paste in the new house. &1t;/p>

The man's beard was burned, and he didn't have the heart to light a cigarette, so he covered his chin and pointed at Qi Xiaoting and said, "I usually look at you very gentlely, why did you become so spicy when you got married!" As soon as this dragon marries you, he can't beat your palm. ”&1t;/p>

There was another burst of laughter in the new room. &1t;/p>

The next show is chopsticks licking. &1t;/p>

Licking chopsticks means "quick to add children", and it is a game that must be done in the cave ~ room. It's also very simple: place a chopstick in an appropriate wine bottle, exposing about 1 cm, and let the bride and groom lick it out with their tongues. In fact, it is a disguised way for the two to perform kissing and mouthing. &1t;/p>

This Qi Xiaoting didn't have any worries, she glanced at Long Yi, and the two of them stuck out their tongues at the same time and "licked" the chopsticks out steadily. &1t;/p>

Below is the lighting of matches: it means red and prosperous. People put a match on a red date, fill a basin with half a basin of water, and let the red date with the match float on the water. &1t;/p>

Then tie a lit cigarette in the middle of a red thread, and a couple of newlyweds bite each end of the red thread, flatten it, and use the spark of the cigarette to light the match floating in the basin. &1t;/p>

This is also very difficult. The two men had to bite the red thread with their teeth, and they had to work together to light the match in the basin with a cigarette. &1t;/p>

It took Long Yi and Qi Xiaoting a long time to find the pattern. The two of you advance and I retreat, I enter and you retreat, use the sparks on the cigarette butts to touch the match heads on the red dates. When both of them were sweating on their tired faces, they "snorted" and lit the match. &1t;/p>

"Next show: The bride and groom eat apples." Someone greeted. &1t;/p>

To eat an apple is to tie the stem of an apple with an elastic rope and hang it at a height that the bride and groom's mouths can reach, and ask the two to cooperate to eat the apple. &1t;/p>

The apple was quickly brought in. &1t;/p>

The hands of the bride and groom are tied backwards, and the apple stalks are tied with an elastic band and hung on bamboo poles, and the height is basically the same as the mouth of the bride and groom. &1t;/p>

At first, Ryuyi's mouth opened to the limit, wanting to take a bite directly on the apple. When the apple was touched by the mouth, it turned around, and I couldn't bite it at all, let alone bite the next bite. &1t;/p>

Qi Xiaoting is the same, chasing apples with her mouth. &1t;/p>

Seeing that they were not doing the right thing, Li Hong reminded the two men: "One of you holds the apple with your teeth, and the other eats it; Then change it and let the other person eat. ”&1t;/p>

Li Hong's suggestion caused people to roll their eyes, and a young man said: "This is a matter for the two of them, and you old man rarely get involved." ”。 &1t;/p>

Only then did Li Hong realize that he had talked too much, and he smiled "hehe", covering up his embarrassment. &1t;/p>

Qi Xiaoting immediately understood Li Hong's intention, fixed the apple with her teeth, and let the groom eat it bite one by one. &1t;/p>

Long Yi wanted to eat more and leave less, so as not to be embarrassed to eat in front of people and fail to complete the task. After I got my hands on it, I ate it without a bite, and while eating, I said, "It's delicious, it's so sweet." In the end, only a small piece was left for Qi Xiaoting. The funny people laughed "haha". &1t;/p>

When the show was about to go, the great god squeezed his eyes at the dragon king Ao Guang and said with a smile: "Shouldn't we fulfill our original promise - the new daughter-in-law?!" ”&1t;/p>

Ao Guang said with a smile: "It's not white, it's the timeliness of today's day, and if you miss it, there's nowhere to make up for it!" ”&1t;/p>

Vertical and horizontal gods: "Why is it just one day?" Doesn't it say that there is no size for the three days of the wedding? ”&1t;/p>

Ao Guang stroked his beard and said treacherously, "Will you come back tomorrow?" ”&1t;/p>

But the great god of Zongheng didn't think so: "Such a big happy event, why not come two more times!" ”&1t;/p>

Ao Guang: "Come on, you have other relatives and friends to entertain, you let the family stop!" ”&1t;/p>

Vertical and horizontal god: "Then complete the task today!" He smiled and said to Qi Xiaoting: "Miss Xiaoting, today from the big (girl) to the small (daughter-in-law), this is not a change." Your nephew and I help you with this prelude. ”&1t;/p>

As he spoke, he waved his hand to Ao Guang, and he first hugged Qi Xiaoting's upper body from behind, Ao Guang grabbed his two ankles, shouted one, two, lifted Qi Xiaoting high, and slammed it down. &1t;/p>

Immediately, someone shouted with the two of them: "A cornucopia is coming, the second is a grandpa hugging his grandson, the third is a newcomer, and the fourth is white-headed and ...... is not the same"&1t;/p>."

The atmosphere in the cave room suddenly rose. &1t;/p>

In fact, the great god of Zongheng and Ao Guang did this, just to set off the atmosphere and push the haunted cave room to a climax, where is it really good! When they put it down, the two of them had a sense of proportion in their hands. &1t;/p>

Others looked at it and shook their beds. &1t;/p>

In fact, the moment they touched the bed, both of them stopped their hands, and Qi Xiaoting's buttocks didn't even touch the bed. &1t;/p>

That tremor was caused by Ao Guang secretly stomping his foot. Where can people tell the difference between what they are clamoring and shouting? I thought it was Qi Xiaoting's ass smashed out. &1t;/p>

Qi Xiaoting is even more cooperative, and every time she takes a look, she makes an "ouch", as if the pain is unbearable. and kicked hands and feet, in a vain attempt to break free from the control of the two. &1t;/p>

The two of them smacked four or five times, pretending to be out of breath and unable to do anything. &1t;/p>

The great god smiled and said to the people in the cave room: "When you are a few years old, your hand strength is not good." Young men, you have to get a new daughter-in-law in the hole room, and the more you live, the more porcelain you live! ”&1t;/p>

The young men saw that someone had taken the lead, and they would not blame them if something happened, and it was the nature of young people to love to be lively, and six or seven young men came up at once, some stretched their arms, some dragged their legs, and some hugged their waists, and surrounded Qi Xiaoting. &1t;/p>

The great god of vertical and horizontal is deliberately creating the atmosphere of a haunted room. Seeing that he was really squatting up, he was afraid that he would spoil Qi Xiaoting, so he hurriedly used his ability to form an invisible protective layer like a sponge cushion between the bed and Qi Xiaoting's buttocks. &1t;/p>

In this way, no matter how hard she kicked, Qi Xiaoting's ass couldn't touch the bed. &1t;/p>

In Qi Xiaoting's impression, it was like being kicked on cotton wool, and it didn't hurt at all. The mood is relaxed. &1t;/p>

It doesn't matter if you relax it, you forgot about "ouch". &1t;/p>

Under normal circumstances, as long as she is picked up and kicked, the new daughter-in-law will be jumped out of the wail, "ah" and "ah" screams non-stop. &1t;/p>

The people were surprised to see that the new daughter-in-law was very calm, not shouting or screaming. I think that the strength of the squat is small. A young man was puzzled and shouted, "Bring a small bench." ”&1t;/p>

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