Chapter 237: Pain Chen Erpi

Seeing him like this, Lord Jiang first laughed and then became angry, and also became suspicious, zombies, shouldn't they be so vivid, right?

He glanced at the puppet next to him in disbelief, and motioned for him to come forward to confirm, after all, he always deals with dead people on weekdays, and he was bolder, so he moved out of the house in small steps, first clasped his hands together, and whispered to Shopkeeper Xue, "Don't blame Shopkeeper Xue, I am also acting on orders, not intentionally offending..."

Saying this, he suddenly stretched out his hand and touched Xue Qi's arm, paused for a while, and quickly took it back, pondering for a long time, as if there was really some warm air, so he touched it again, this time it was confirmed, and shouted in surprise, "My lord, it's hot, it's a living person!" ”

Shopkeeper Xue pulled such ragged clothes around his waist, and scolded angrily, "Of course I'm a living person!" What the hell is going on? ”

When Master Jiang got the word "living person", it was like taking a reassuring pill, he secretly breathed a sigh of relief, stepped out, and said, "It turned out to be a misunderstanding, Shopkeeper Xue didn't know, this morning, the steward and the guy of your shop came to report the case, saying that you were killed, and the official led people to check and look for suspects. ”

Shopkeeper Xue was dumbfounded when he heard this, he just slept with Yanniang, how could he become a dead man?

For fear that everyone would question his skills, he hurriedly pointed to the neck of the shopkeeper Xue and said, "The shopkeeper Xue is afraid that he has offended someone, the knife marks on his neck can't be faked, so that person didn't really want to take the shopkeeper's life, only cut a layer of shallow skin." ”

Shopkeeper Xue reached out to touch his neck, the knife marks that had been scarred before, because of the struggle just now, had cracked again, oozing a little blood, and he touched his hands, and he immediately shouted in horror, "Go and ask the doctor to come, quickly!" ”

The steward and the man wanted to atone for their crimes, and immediately ran out like a fly.

Lord Jiang was looking at the face of the master behind the golden building, so he personally went on a trip, otherwise he just sent him to take a look, and when he saw this, he gave up his hand and said goodbye.

When they walked to the gate of the courtyard, everyone couldn't help but turn around to see, the shopkeeper Xue was dressed in white fat and flowers, only surrounded by a rag to cover his shame, at this time the pain was jumping his feet again, and the fat meat was shaking up and down, which was really more funny than the harlequin from the south...

When he got out of the courtyard, but a few steps away, Lord Jiang couldn't help it anymore, laughed, many officials had endured stomach cramps, at this time, they saw that Shangguan took the lead, and they also laughed happily, holding the big tree and shaking, beating their chests with their hands to make Taishan-shaped, holding each other and wiping their tears, everything, full of jokes.

The people, who were still frightened, saw that they were so lively, and those who were familiar with them on weekdays pulled the officials to inquire, and after a while, they also laughed crookedly, so the entire Lingfeng City, in less than half an hour, all got rid of their fear, and began to talk about this big joke with great interest.

At this time, Xue Qi's wound had been powdered, wrapped in cotton cloth strips, dressed again in his usual rich and majestic appearance, sat on the chair and began to ask the little steward, why did things become like this, the little steward was hesitant, couldn't stop his questioning, and explained the matter clearly.

Xue Qi heard that he was naked, holding that thing, and in front of all the people of Lingfeng City, he lay down for two quarters of an hour, and he choked on his chest with shame, and fainted.

The little steward pinched people again, and poured tea, and finally woke him up, Xue Qi gritted his teeth with hatred, and didn't know who to seek revenge, so he heard two little stewards running outside the courtyard, their faces were also pale, and they scrambled to report the news, "The shopkeeper, the big thing is not good, the gold brocade in the half of the treasury in our cloth village suddenly burned just now, we tried our best to water it, and we still didn't save half of the horse..."

Another person also said, "Shopkeeper, my silver building is too, upstairs and downstairs are full of black oil..."In fact, he wanted to say that someone wanted to set fire but didn't know why his subordinates showed mercy, but Xue Qi heard bad news for a while, where can he endure it anymore?

That batch of brocade is the top grade just shipped from Wudu, a horse is worth dozens of taels, all of them are destroyed, and the silver is more than 5,000 taels, even if his father is a big housekeeper, he can't prevent him from being kicked out of the house by the master, and the best result is to be sent to southern Xinjiang to guard the small shop!

Thinking like this, Xue Qi rolled his eyes again, this time he was tossed and woke up, he was not what he was before, he was stupid, shouting for a while to get dressed, and shouting for a while not to be driven to southern Xinjiang, he was simply half crazy.

The little stewards really had no choice, so they urgently wrote a letter to Wudu to ask for advice. The Xue family was naturally annoyed when they learned that the money had been damaged, and sent a profit-making steward to inquire, but Xue Qi plotted to "drink and bite" in order to be his own private room, so naturally no one told him, and even when he met Chen Erpi, he also broke everyone apart and talked secretly alone, so the steward naturally couldn't find out, and finally had to carry the half-stupid Xue Qi back to his life, and the Xue family thought that he was unlucky, and sent the shopkeeper to come and not mention it.

As for the Chen Erpi people in the ten alleys, they were even more miserable.

The big men were drunk until midnight and couldn't sleep soundly, for no other reason, the pain in the stomach was unbearable, each rubbing his eyes with one hand, covering his stomach with the other, scolding and running to the toilet.

There are only two squatting positions in the toilet, and the rest of the people have no place, and they can't untie them in their pants, so they go around to find a corner and squat, thinking that squatting once is enough, but they didn't expect to toss again and again, and finally, each hand is soft and weak, the brain is dizzy, and they can no longer get up when they lie next to the stool, so they can only hum and curse, and swear that they will find a cook tomorrow to settle accounts, and he must have put stinky meat to provoke them to suffer a big crime.

In this way, when it was dawn, Chen Erpi in the room explained himself, and finally opened his mouth to speak, and his hands could move, so he pulled his neck and shouted, "Who's outside, come quickly, please ask for a doctor!" ”

It's a pity that he shouted countless times, there was no movement outside, he was afraid that his legs would be late to connect the bones, and he would be crippled, so he gritted his teeth and endured the pain, climbed out with both hands on the bluestone floor tiles, pushed the door and looked, the yard was lying all over the ground with his brothers, he thought that everyone was dead, and he was so shocked that he immediately gasped for air, but unfortunately, the yard was full of feces and stench, and he inhaled it violently, and was choked and almost fainted.

The two big men closest to the door breathed a few sighs of relief and reluctantly moved their hands, but they couldn't speak, but this was enough for Chen Erpi to see that they were still alive.

Chen Erpi was overjoyed and shouted, "It's great that you are still alive," he said, and was about to lean out, but he accidentally moved his broken legs, and immediately howled out in pain.

A group of big men were awakened, opened their mouths to ask, but they all had no strength, and their eyes were full of anger and pain, and finally Chen Erpi remembered the woman in the house, climbed back again, wiped the cold sweat on his head, and slapped the woman, the woman was already weak, and she had no kung fu in her body, and she was put on a coma for a longer time than ordinary people, and he didn't wake up no matter how he beat and scolded.

Chen Erpi couldn't solve the acupuncture point, and couldn't wake up the woman, so he cursed fiercely, so he had to look forward to the two brothers who were watching outside the 'wine bite' shop to come back sooner, but unfortunately the two of them stayed until midnight, and they didn't see any movement in the shop, so they went to the flower building together to enjoy the gentle township, and they were sleeping sweetly at this time, where did they know that everyone in the gang was waiting for them to help.

Chen Erpi waited left and right, he couldn't do it, and began to crawl outside the hospital again, this way he was covered with stool, he didn't have time to disgust, the pain was so bad, he stopped to rest when he was tired, and shouted for help by the way.

However, they are all ruffians, since they have lived in these ten alleys, the other nine are very disliked, and they don't want to offend them, so they all move away, and the yard is rented out, and it is also for the shops on the front street to live, and there is no one at all during the day, where will anyone save them?

Chen Erpi finally rejected this thought, took out the strength to eat, and just climbed to the front of the steps, he heard the sound of kicking and taping in the alley, as if many people were walking here, he was immediately overjoyed, and shouted in a hissed voice, "Help, come quickly, please doctor." ”

Sure enough, the door of the courtyard opened, but the people who walked in laughing made Chen Erpi's hope turn into ice, "Boss Cao... How are you? ”

Boss Cao laughed, entered the courtyard gate, ignored him, reached out and fanned his nose, and looked at the tall and thin man with a complaining face, "Second brother, next time there will be less croton powder, you see how you torture your brothers..."

The tall and thin man nodded playfully, "Yes, boss, I'll pay attention to the amount next time." ”

The two of them glanced at each other, laughed at the same time, commanded a group of big men who followed, and quickly tied up Chen Erpi's subordinates, Chen Erpi's eyes were red, and he cursed fiercely, but he knew in his heart that his position as the boss in the south of the city could not be kept...

There was such a big bustle in Lingfeng City, and the people were naturally excited, sitting at home and no one to share, so they went out one after another, gathered in one place to say a good time, so, the "wine bite" shop was contrary to the usual appearance, and it was full of guests on the third pole of the day, osmanthus wine, baogu wine, a pot of pots was served, chicken paws, pig's trotters, and ox tails were all bought by everyone when they saw it, and they were held in their hands, and the saliva that was gnawed and talked about flew sideways.

That Boss Xue jumped on his bare ass and feet, came back to life, and the corpse was amazing, which one was said, everyone had to laugh for a long time, the bolt was satisfied with it, and the laughter was soft under his feet, and he ran to the backyard to tell him, Cui Niang and Sister-in-law Wang blushed when they heard it, but Gao Fuquan said straightly, "It's so relieving, such a bad hearted person, he should let him lose his face!" ”

Xu Xiucai was chopping wood in the corner of the courtyard, and when he heard this, he remembered Chen Erpi, who had caused him to fall to the point where he is now, and had the courage to step forward to interject and inquire, and the bolt frowned and thought about it and said, "The guests upstairs didn't say anything, but the person surnamed Xue lost his face and won't let him go." ”

Zhao Fengnian raised his hand to pour the tea, and said very firmly, "Don't worry, Chen Erpi won't come to trouble again." ”

Xu Xiucai was not at ease, "He... He has so many ruffians..."

Zhao Fengnian glanced at him lightly, and refilled the tea for Ruixue beside him, "After today, the south of the city should be Boss Cao's territory." ”

Everyone blinked, and then remembered that yesterday was the news that Boss Cao sent someone to investigate, so he took the opportunity to beat the water dog?

The bolt said angrily, "This person is really unkind, isn't this Mr. being a pioneer officer?" ”

Zhao Fengnian's face was not angry, "Thirty taels to buy a news, they were half given away and half sold, and now they have this great benefit, in the future, our shop will not owe them affection, the two have nothing to do, it is better." In this world, it is easy to repay debts, but it is the most difficult to repay favors, you think you owe someone a grain of rice, but people think that you owe a mountain, and in the end, you have a suspicion, and you become enemies, abound, and it is not worth it. ”

The bolt frowned, thought for a long time, bowed, and said, "Mr. Xie teaches." ”

Zhao Fengnian nodded slightly, waved his hand and dispersed everyone to get busy, and when he turned around, he saw Rui Xue looking at him with a smile, knowing that she must be curious about how he acted yesterday, so he simply said the matter, and when he heard Rui Xue laugh from ear to ear, he pulled his sleeve and said, "You are so bad, how did you come up with such a bad idea?" ”

Zhao Fengnian was very innocent, "Didn't you tell me not to hurt people too much, and to leave some leeway?" ”

Ruixue pinched his arm in disgust, "As she spoke, it blamed me." ”

Solved the big thing of the shop, the couple were in a happy mood, Rui Xue couldn't stay idle, and wanted to go out to listen to the excitement, so he grinded Zhao Fengnian to accompany her out for a walk, Zhao Fengnian thought that she would have fewer and fewer opportunities to come out in the future, so he nodded and agreed, the two changed their clothes, explained to Cui Niang, and took the two little girls out to visit the shop and have lunch by the way.