Chapter 210: Bad jokes are contrasted, only colder!!
In the rainy room, because the hour had not yet arrived, he could only withdraw from Long Xiao's room first, and returned to his own room and waited anxiously. I don't know what the result will be for He Na.
And Xuan Junyao's side, a certain woman who was holding the meal prepared by the servant and eating and drinking was looking at Bao Kuikui and Mama Fox with a playful expression. Are these two staring at each other?
"Hey, baby, what the hell are you doing?" Xuan Junyao, who couldn't see it, finally said in doubt.
Bao Kuikui was helpless, and said with a smile, "What's the matter, I just think you've been here for so long, and you haven't gone out, so let's leave the house on an unknown day, right?" ”
Xuan Junyao and Mama Fox looked at each other, and then their eyes lit up, and they nodded at the same time, "Okay, good~~"
Looking at the two of them who were very happy, Bao Kuikui's heart was sad. This time, I'm afraid there will be no turning back.
After cheering up, Bao Kuikui looked at Mama Fox and suddenly said, "Mama, don't you plan to let it meet Xuan Junyao?" ”
Mama Fox was stunned for a moment, looking at Bao Kuikui and wondering, "Madam, ...... you"
Bao Kuikui smiled and said, "Don't worry, Jun Yao is Mrs. Ben's sister, and I have a sense of proportion." ”
Although Mama Fox was suspicious, she was not good at Buddha's face, but she didn't just give it when she said it. There's so much at stake.
"Hey, what the hell are you two talking about??" Xuan Junyao put down the dishes and chopsticks and said angrily. Obviously, it was all good before, how could this be yin and yang.
"It's nothing, Madame wants me to introduce you to a friend." After speaking, Mama Fox opened her red lips, and a glowing pure white bead slowly jumped out of her mouth.
After falling to the ground, the beads flashed brightly, and then a beautiful woman in white appeared in front of everyone.
"Huh? Aren't you ...... "Nie Xiaoqian" is the woman in white standing with the ba? It seems to be very powerful.
The woman didn't speak, but nodded at her and bowed.
Moving his body to Bao Kuikui's side, Xuan Junyao asked quietly, "Hey, who is this girl?" ”
Glancing at Xuan Junyao, Bao Kuikui smiled and said, "Won't you ask yourself?" ”
"Hey, look at you~~ Hey, what's your name?"
The woman remained silent, just staring at her directly. This sensation made her scalp tingle on the spot.
I couldn't help it, so I turned to Mama Fox and asked again, "Mama, is this girl dumb?" ”
Mama Fox sneered embarrassedly, "No, it's just that her temper is a little weird." When the time comes...... You get the idea. ”
Xuan Junyao smiled lightly, retreated to his seat slightly, and made a long-distance eye with the woman in white.
Finally, ",!" Can't call me a beauty? I don't know if I should praise me first? What eyes~~"
In the face of the woman's accusations, the three people present were full of black lines, especially Xuan Junyao, "What's the matter, is this still from the Northeast??" ”
Bao Kuikui laughed heartily, "Blame me, really blame me, often tell this girl some accents she knows, who would have thought that she would learn four dislikes, don't worry, it's just such a seizure." It's just a mouthful. ”
"You two, why did you tell me to come out? How rare am I? ”
Mama Fox shook her head, almost not wanting to look directly at the woman in white.
"Grind and chirp, just say something." As if unable to ignore it, the woman rose again.
Bao Kuikui was the first to take it and couldn't stand it, and shouted and scolded, "What's the matter, you still have to be scared?" Speak well to Mrs. Ben. ”
glanced at Bao Kuikui, and the woman replied directly, "Pull it down, I don't know you yet." ”
"Poof......" Xuan Junyao, who was drinking water, choked directly, good guy, Mama Fox has to look at Bao Kuikui's face, but this girl actually can't respond to the city lord's wife, um~ There is something here.
"Yes, sister, don't make a fuss? This is Xuan Junyao, presumably you also know her identity through Mama Fox, right? Is there anything else you need to introduce? Bao Kuikui surrendered with both hands, as if there was nothing he could do about the woman in white.
After the woman glanced at Xuan Junyao, she turned her eyes to Bao Kuikui and said coldly, "Hmph, can you not know?" I know even what she doesn't know, ma'am, what do you say? ”
Facing the woman's looking gaze, Bao Kuikui was slightly embarrassed, too, what Jue Ao and they calculated, this girl will not be unable to calculate. Seemingly...... Whether this can be done depends on whether this girl is willing or not.
"Hehe, look at what you said. By the way, it is said that you have traveled back to the 21st century? How, what did you learn? After all, Xuan Junyao and Mama Fox were present, and Bao Kuikui could only tear the topic away.
Hearing this, the woman's eyes lit up, and she quickly nodded and said, "I've learned a lot of bad jokes." What's going on? Madame wants to compare with me? ”
Bao Kuikui hurriedly waved his hand, "Don't, I haven't been there for a long time." What new jokes could come out, or ...... Huh, you and her? ”
Pulling Xuan Junyao, Bao Kuikui directly pushed his friend to the front line, and even Mama Fox nodded and said, "Yes, yes, I didn't understand the joke she said earlier." I guess it's cold enough to choke. ”
And at this moment, Xuan Junyao was still scorched by Bao Kuikui's natural words, and traveled to the 21st century? What's the matter, this girl can ......
As if sensing what Dao Xuan Junyao was thinking, the woman in white hurriedly said, "Girl, don't give me any thoughts, our two identities are different, I am a demon, and I am a demon, if you are not afraid of falling into the beast path, just go back with me to try it, most of them are failures, so you can't go back." ”
"Oh, that's goodbye. But, beauty, what's your name? ”
The woman in white seemed to enjoy this beautiful sentence very much, so she replied leisurely, "Just call me Xiaobai." ”
Hearing this, Xuan Junyao suddenly remembered the crayon Xiaoxin she had seen, and the pet in it had an exclusive action, which was called "Xiaobai, catch Xiao JJ~~" Well, she was too worried.
Bao Kuikui glared at Xiao Bai, then turned to Xuan Junyao and said, "Don't listen to her nonsense, that's a nickname, this girl's real name is Bai Yu." ”
Mama Fox also said on the side, "That's right, this girl is my protector god, and her temper is arrogant, Jun Yao, don't take it to heart." ”
"Dharma Protector? Aren't you an eight-tailed fox? How come there is still a protector? Xuan Junyao was confused.
Mama Fox covered her lips and chuckled, "This thing is really incredible, and this is the first time I've experienced it." Listen to me slowly! ”
When Mama Fox was taking care of Bao Kuikui in the underworld, she accidentally saved Bai Yu, who was seriously injured at that time.
When Hades came to Bao Kuikui to brag, he found Bai Yu, who was seriously injured, and guessed her identity.
This girl is the king of the earth Bodhisattva sitting down in the sun, but because she is naughty, so she is not very attentive to her cultivation, and when she goes to the underworld to see the king of the earth, she is in ambush.
Then the king of Yama went to the Bodhisattva to explain who would have thought that the Bodhisattva had already gone out to spread the Dharma, but only left the mount to listen to the town.
Di Ting relayed, "Hades, the Bodhisattva already knows everything. Considering that Bai Yu is too playful, it is better to let her go through the karmic results, which can be regarded as a punishment, do what you think, and don't be blinded by other worries! ”
Hades knew right now, this matter was cleaning up the arrogance of that little girl, hahaha, it should be !!
Considering that Bao Kuikui needed a capable assistant by his side, Hades asked Bai Yu for a favor by saving her life. Plus the fox mama's, that's two.
The first is to ask Bai Yu to protect Bao Kuikui and obey her orders, and the second is that the king of Hades calculated that the Heavenly Court Thunder Tribulation of Mama Fox may not be able to escape, and there are too few cronies around Bao Kuikui, so let Bai Yu be Mama Fox's protector god.
Fortunately, these two are not anything that hurts the heavens and reason, and Bai Yu, who should not be killed, naturally agreed to these two requests, and explained that he would leave cultivation after repaying the favor.
After all, the blow this time was too big, and Bai Yu also knew that she was too arrogant on weekdays, so she was killed. Not even the salvation of the Bodhisattva. I slowly settled down and cultivated.
After hearing all this, Xuan Junyao just wanted to say, "This cultivation is so open." Look at her being able to cross everywhere, woo, that's good! ”
Bai Yu seemed to be very disgusted by what he had done before, and hurriedly waved his hand and asked, "Hey, didn't you say that you were competing with me?" How do you say I used to be?? ”
Bao Kuikui shook his head, this girl's patience is really lacking. "Competition? Isn't that a lottery head? ”
Bai Yu naturally understood what Bao Kuikui meant, and immediately hit the snake and said with a stick, "Cheng, if she wants to win, I will stay with the city lord to practice these days, and I won't go anywhere, but if I win." There are some things, but they have to be reversed!! ”
Bao Kuikui's face turned pale, and she knew that this girl was back so quickly today, and she definitely knew something. Otherwise, I won't say anything about turning the tables, but I can't make it clear now. I could only helplessly say, "Okay, I'll listen to you." ”
Bai Yu smiled coldly, "Jun Yao, right?" This is the second time we've met. Do you come first, or do I come first? ”
Arch her hand, "White girl first, I haven't found a joke yet, wait for my volume~~"
"Okay, you're welcome." Bai Yu was not verbose, and immediately told the joke he had snodied.
"I have a friend who has been single, is 1.9 meters tall, and works in a public institution. On a blind date a few days ago, both parties felt good and were ready to develop further, so the girl's family asked the matchmaker if the man was making up (career preparation). ”
"The matchmaker didn't speak thoughtlessly, and ran to a friend's house to open his mouth and said: 'The girl's family asked if there was an editor' My friend's mother was angry when she heard it: Oh, what is this TMD asking! Is there a whip? My son is 1.9 meters tall, how big a whip does she want?......"
After finishing it, even Xiao Ash hurriedly covered the starling's ears, it hurt too much, and it hurt his body.
Xuan Junyao was completely speechless, "White girl, we are all women, why do you have to make a meat joke?" Isn't it a vegetarian point? ”
Bai Yu frowned, "It's not that you didn't eat pork, and pretended to be pure?" ”
Mama Fox patted her chest and said, "It's not that we pretend to be pure, it's that I'm afraid that you will scare the people who eavesdrop, this section is too meaty......"
Bai Yu turned his head around, quickly found the place where Jue Ao was watching, and said disdainfully, "Don't you think it's very cold joke style?" "At that time, she was laughing all over the place~~
A few people behind the mirror quickly shook their heads, joking, innocent assurance. They promised not to understand anything.
"You, that's you, come on!" It seemed to sense the response of Shui Zhe and the others, Bai Yu simply asked Xuan Junyao to start, it would like to see, this girl's joke can be cold to herself?
"Ahem, I'm coming!"
"A girl cried and begged her boyfriend not to dump her, and then after the matter was irreparable, she continued to cry for about 3 minutes, and then remained choked and called her spare tire with tears in her eyes"
"'Because I love you so much, I broke up with my boyfriend.'" I didn't have a good control over my expression at the time, and I showed a side of a country man who had never seen the world. After speaking, he deliberately twitched his face, showing a frightened and unbelievable look.
Hearing this, everyone present, even a few behind the mirror, remained motionless, and then the picture was interrupted, unwilling to continue watching this idiot dialogue.
And Bao Kuikui's expressions are not too good-looking. This girl...... Ay.
Bai Yu cupped his forehead, turned around and said, "I'm going to find the city lord, my mother has never heard such a joke that is not a joke, rely on it!! ”