Chapter 106: It Must Be Snot!
Not only Wang Hao was stunned, but the audience in the live broadcast room was also dumbfounded.
"Is the plug-in so expensive? On the sale of the sky! ”
"! The cheapest day is 88, which is more expensive than the game! Stupid boys will buy it! ”
"Let me tell you something from my heart, I originally wanted to buy one to try, but I was scared to see this price!"
"Does anyone think this group is very large?"
"You're not alone, you're simply Ali in the hanging world!"
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Wang Hao licked his lips, "It's so expensive!" You can get a lot of a deal like yours, right?! ”
Obviously, Wang Hao has started his topic.
"It's not expensive! I'm not afraid to tell you that this game doesn't cost much money except for tickets, so the plug-ins are all at this price! If you've looked at other homes, you'll know that the price is really not expensive! ”
In fact, Wang Hao also knows that the chicken hanging at this stage is really expensive, if the price list sent by the Flash is accurate, and their plug-in is indeed very stable, then this price can definitely be regarded as the conscience of the industry.
Raising his eyebrows at the camera, Wang Hao continued to send messages, "You haven't said how much you can take in an order?" By the way, can I sell like you? ”
Then he sent another one: "I know a lot of people who play PUBG, and I should be able to pull a few!" ”
"If the routine is lost, it depends on whether he can take the bait!" Wang Hao smiled at the camera.
"Really?" The Flash was obviously moved, "How many can you pull over?" ”
"Four or five should be fine, wait for me later, I'll ask!" Wang Hao smiled.
"How long will it take? Why don't we end the game first?! "The Flash is still thinking about Wang Hao.
But Wang Hao will not be moved, people are definitely thinking about their own interests, Wang Hao is still very clear about this.
"Okay! So are you going to let me eat chicken? "Wang Hao is still very thick-skinned, this is almost free chicken, don't eat it for nothing.
"Hmm!"
The Flash is quite powerful, and when he learned that Wang Hao could still pull over a few orders, he didn't bother to continue to pull people in the game, so he quickly turned on the clearance mode.
He just stood still and shot directly into the air.
It didn't take long for the two of them to be left in the game, Wang Hao didn't even pick up the gun, and unceremoniously waved his fist to end the boring game.
Putting everything else aside, other people's hangings are indeed okay.
"Wait a few minutes!" The news was sent, and Wang Hao began his command.
"Just ask them to add me as a friend!" The Flash hurriedly shouted.
"Hmm!"
Live room.
"Now it's time for your performance~! It's up to you how you want to flirt, but don't expose it! Wang Hao instructed: "Li Bai, you add him first." ”
"Skin-painter, you wait two minutes before you add him. You add it last, wait for the skinmaker to go in three minutes! Finally I continued with a different account. ”
"That's right! Screenshot of the chat history to me! ”
Wang Hao thought very thoroughly, now it depends on the performance of these three people, not seeking results, just begging them not to expose themselves.
After all, Wang Hao still has a sister number waiting.
A few minutes passed quickly, and the three of them basically chatted a few words and sent screenshots, and Wang Hao unfolded them to share with the audience.
"It's... The effect is very average~! Wang Hao smacked his lips.
The three of them are all chatting in a way that drags the rhythm, and there are not many highlights at all!
Sighing, Wang Hao looked at the camera and said very stinkyly: "It is said that the three stinkers beat Zhuge Liang, why can't the three of you compare to me?!" ”
"Anchor, don't pretend to be B! It's your turn! ”
"Let's start your show!"
"Lao Tzu's gift is already hungry! Hurry up and start the show! ”
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Oops ~ Gift!
"Ahem... Looks like I'm going to have to get out of the way! "Wang Hao used his sister's account to directly add Flash friends, and approved it in seconds!
The voice changer is on, "Hey! Feed! Feed! After trying the timbre a few times, Wang Hao nodded with satisfaction.
Directly sent a voice message, "Hello~ Is it selling chicken plug-ins?" ”
The sound is super!
The Flash was stunned, he didn't expect that person to pull over a girl, and the voice was so sweet, she licked it to the end!
As the so-called voice is sweet, the person must not look bad, and the Flash with the ID of 'Ha Ma Pi' almost leaked when he heard this voice!
Steady! Steady! ...
After reciting it silently a few times, Ha Ma Pi also sent a voice, "Hmm! It's me, and my girl's voice is so sweet. Then he sent the price list.
This sound is simply the sound of killing pigs by nature, and it seems to be a male duck, which makes people sick to listen to.
As the so-called phase is born from the heart, and the timbre is also an external phase, it is conceivable that this person must be extremely ugly, and the most important thing is that the heart is also very dirty and ugly.
Wang Hao made a vomiting look, and then said: "Wow~oh~!" It's so expensive! Little brother, can it be cheaper~? ”
After saying that, Wang Hao made a vomiting look again, this time the object of vomiting was himself, and the voice was simply too good!
But Ha Ma Pi didn't think so, he just felt that the whole world was boring, and at this moment it was hard again!
"It's... It's not impossible, but you? "The sound of spitting can be heard in the voice of Ha Ma wholesale.
Wang Hao was about to laugh crazy, and then endured it, his tone was quite tempting, "Little brother, what do you say~!" You can do whatever you want me to do~! ”
This girl is very good!
Ha Mapi's eyes lit up, and he quickly passed a voice: "You call me husband!" ”
"Poof~! Hahahaha..."Wang Hao couldn't help it, laughed loudly, this is really good, Wang Hao just wanted him to say this.
Seeing that the girl didn't come back, Ha Ma was in a hurry, and sent another message, "Are you still there?" ”
Wang Hao laughed for a long time before he came to his senses, and directly dialed the voice call, and after connecting, "Huh~~~!" Little brother, you're so bad! Actually let me call... Hum~! Ignore you~! ”
As soon as he finished speaking, Wang Hao hurriedly walked away from the microphone, and his waist couldn't stand up with a smile.
The hemp pie over there was tasteless again, and then the chicken was hard!
Quite excited, but I could hear that he was still holding back, "What do you call ~~?" Ha Ma Pi thinks that he is quite okay with this wave of flirtation, and he wants to praise himself.
In fact, from the beginning of the meeting in the game, every word Wang Hao said was guiding Ha Ma Pi, which shows that words are an art!
Wang Hao has mastered it profoundly!
But it's also a fact, after all, Wang Hao was also a sales elite in his previous life, and he has worked hard in society for more than seven years, and it is still very easy to gain the upper hand in words.
Wang Hao stretched out his hand to support half of his face, not ashamed, but meow, he really couldn't help but want to laugh!
said: "Husband! Yes~~! Little brother, you are so bad! Ignore you~! ”
As soon as the words fell, Wang Hao lay directly on the gaming chair, his expression was distorted, and he was already laughing crazy!
The audience in the live broadcast room and the sailors laughed even more.
"I've never seen anyone so brazen! It's just laughing at people who don't pay for their lives! ”
"It feels like I've never been so effective in my life! Streamer, you did it! I'm going to laugh to death! ”
"I was just beaten by my dad, I laughed when I saw the live broadcast, my dad thought I was not convinced, and beat me again, the anchor... Hahaha! I still want to laugh! ”
"Poof~~! Hahaha! ”
"Hahaha! Is the anchor really only 12 years old?! ”
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Have you ever seen a negative barrage in the entire live broadcast room? Now there's it!
Dute Meow can't get up laughing!
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Although it is not a serious chapter, the name of the chapter is still serious! (Manual Funny)